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- jkahrs595, on 11/10/2008, -21/+236Who keeps digging Hate by Numbers? Anyone else think that it's not funny?
- rockwithme000, on 11/10/2008, -3/+113"Carry On My Wayward Son" + Dracula = Win
- Leysa, on 11/10/2008, -3/+85Anyone else count 6 reasons?
- funnygreen, on 11/10/2008, -6/+83I dont want to see this...so bad.
- skyshock1, on 11/10/2008, -2/+66Vampires don't sparkle.
- brstilson, on 11/10/2008, -9/+69bitching about how unfunny gladstone is in 3....2.....1....
Seriously though, he is not funny at all. - Bacontastic, on 11/10/2008, -2/+60God dammit, my girlfriend is really into this series. Kill me now.
- ani625, on 11/10/2008, -13/+66Only 2 episodes left! Woooohoooo!!
- gozeera, on 11/10/2008, -8/+58I can't stand this little skit. Every time I click a link and it goes to something from Hate By Numbers I will immediately get away from it because its way to boring. The rest of Cracked.Com is funny.
- brandita, on 11/10/2008, -3/+45Pass me a wooden stake so I can stab myself.
- OriginalPinkDog, on 11/10/2008, -5/+42I mean, I think the movie will suck, too. The books do.
But this is still Not Funny. Waste of time. - gaqua, on 11/10/2008, -0/+32What about Vampire Liberace?
- binorgog, on 11/10/2008, -0/+32Vampire Teen Boys + Gay Face = Teen Girl Marketing Heaven
- bigfatphony19, on 11/10/2008, -7/+38stfu Gladstone
- monkeymad2, on 11/10/2008, -1/+31I like turtles.
- 8 year old male - wgladstone, on 11/10/2008, -3/+32You are right. I don't title these. That's all i'm sayin...
- Rikushix, on 11/10/2008, -0/+28If she's starting to yell out "Oh, EDWARD" in bed, you know you're in trouble.
Unless your name is Edward. Then you're okay. - EserVerx, on 11/10/2008, -2/+30Dude comes across as a bit of an ass hat and a tool.
- inactive, on 11/10/2008, -2/+29I've got to hand it to him, he did explain it perfectly. Girls who grew up on Harry Potter that are looking for something a bit more mature. I've never been a fan of the Twilight series. That, or the Eragon books. Frankly, I'm jealous that those authors got such big breaks at such perfect times.
- bicyclethief, on 11/10/2008, -5/+32Reason #1: You are not a prepubescent girl.
- BinaryDelt, on 11/10/2008, -11/+36Hate By Numbers is about the most unfunny thing I've ever seen.
- Otto, on 11/10/2008, -2/+23Okay, usually I don't care for these bits, but I do have to admit that I LOL when he mixed old-school Dracula with "Carry on Wayward Son" by Kansas. :D
Inappropriate Progressive Rock for the win. - youwanker, on 11/10/2008, -2/+23Fangirls
Screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmsssssssssssssssssssssss.. - fluidfoundation, on 11/10/2008, -1/+21Women like Clay Aiken, doesnt make any manfan of his any less gay.
- eclecticsound, on 11/10/2008, -2/+20Should have been Reason #1: Because Enders Game hasn't been made yet.
- ChayesFSS, on 11/10/2008, -4/+22I guess he hasn't read any of the books. Not funny at all.
-32 yr old male - plutonium28, on 11/10/2008, -0/+18Only time I ever laughed watching his *****.
- sc0ttius, on 11/10/2008, -2/+20I don't think I've ever sat through a full video of Hate by Numbers... I usually watch for a minute and get bored.
- Napiertt, on 11/10/2008, -13/+30I actually liked it
- mimigins, on 11/10/2008, -0/+16Twilight Series:
The series is currently one of the most popular written for young female adults, having sold over 17 million copies worldwide[1][2][3] in 37 countries,[4] and over 8.5 million copies in the U.S. alone.[5] The books have been translated into over 20 different languages around the world.
Harry Potter Series:
As of June 2008, the book series has sold more than 400 million copies and has been translated into 67 languages,[2][3] and the last four books have consecutively set records as the fastest-selling books in history.
Source: Wikipedia (which obviously sourced its own sources)
So screw your stupid vampire *****. - monkeymad2, on 11/10/2008, -1/+17Why? Is he outside?
- digmystuff, on 11/10/2008, -0/+15Reason #2: Facebook bumper stickers
- Ledwolf555, on 11/10/2008, -1/+15Dude! What's mine say?
- lisaawesome, on 11/10/2008, -0/+14I'm glad I'm not the only one who got immense joy out of that scene. I spit out my coffee and thought ***** it's too early to call anyone to tell them to watch this.
- masoncon, on 11/10/2008, -5/+19My 27 year old girlfriend and her entire company are obsessed with the books. Your theory is busted.
- buryyourhead, on 11/10/2008, -0/+13did you say these girls were 18? where is your library again? and there WILL be alcohol?
- Niedin, on 11/10/2008, -5/+18Not a funny video, but dugg for the noble cause of Twilight hating.
- webjac, on 11/10/2008, -5/+17Not funny at all. :S
- brundlefly76, on 11/10/2008, -0/+12I am going to get dugg down for this, but HBO's Trublood is actually really good.
Anna Paquin is hot and naked in it, the vampires are badass. - Pseven, on 11/10/2008, -2/+14I think we should create a Hate by Numbers, for why we Hate Gladstone so much...
- elby101, on 11/10/2008, -0/+12i think he just said that
is there a point to this comment? - bloosusan, on 11/10/2008, -1/+12Buried for Hate by Numbers' inability to count.
- gozeera, on 11/10/2008, -8/+19People keep talking like Twilight is the next Harry Potter series or something. No, it's not and all it's going to be is a bunch of emo teenage kids with attitudes who try to relate to "today's teen". I really wish they would have released Half Blood Prince on the same weekend so it could destroy this movie.
- jonathangerlach, on 11/10/2008, -2/+12Sweet! What's mine say?
- freddyjackson, on 11/10/2008, -0/+10How do you all have negative ages?
+24 year old male - fluidfoundation, on 11/10/2008, -0/+9Sound like you can look forward to a night at the theater filled with huffs and puffs, then being told "That's not like the book!". That's why I stopped going to these films based on books.
Its also non-stop bitch night when TrueBlood (?) comes on. - Morghin, on 11/10/2008, -1/+10You know when he grabs her arm and jumps out the window at full speed? Shouldn't something snap? I mean, she hasn't been bitten by a cockroach or something and can't be disarmed, right?
Also, the lead guy there is probably the most uncharismatic guy I've seen since Hayden Christensen. - LacY, on 11/10/2008, -0/+8I usually make it about 5 seconds before his irritating tone forces me to close the window.
- BigBrasky, on 11/10/2008, -0/+8Tell me about it. The damn thing comes out on her birthday, so I'm forced to take her. It will be hard having to sit through it.
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