5 Reasons Padmé Amidala Is a Complete Idiot

toplessrobot.com — We all know that Luke Skywalker is hardly the sharpest lightsaber in the Star Wars galaxy (literally, check out RotJ—it must be set to “bludgeon” on Jabba’s sailbarge). While obviously his father Anakin is also dumb as a box of bantha poodoo, Topless Robot has made the stunning realization that perhaps his mother is equally to blame.