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- badwithcomputer, on 06/17/2008, -0/+77wow, at first i thought this was going to be some stupid mix of cracked list format and something awful photoshoppery...then when i saw the bloated 40 photo pop-up format i damn near closed my browser.
but 40 REAL dvd covers? that get progressively more hilarious and absurd? dugg. - jigulous, on 06/18/2008, -0/+63SFW my ass.
- djfatalerror, on 06/17/2008, -3/+62The Da Vinci Load
- jenel, on 06/18/2008, -0/+38They forgot "Done in 60 Seconds", "Schindler's Fist", "Face/On", "American History XXX", "Cocky Dildoa", "Wild Wild Wet", "The Italian Handjob", "Monty Python's The Horny Grail", "Fun With Jane's Dick", "Snakes In A Dame" and "***** Me If You Can"
- Cloud7654, on 06/18/2008, -0/+37http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/ed ...
Summary of Edward Penishands [NSFW] The picture of him trying to eat spaghetti is hilarious.
Also, some [SFW] clips from Whore of the Rings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xzvoN1ToKI
Lol@terrible acting - Masefield, on 06/18/2008, -1/+37"Honey, I blew everybody." That one made me laugh out loud.
- Conwaysb0718, on 06/18/2008, -0/+29just the mouth?
- tbenathan, on 06/18/2008, -0/+29Apparently, the Asylum writers never saw the genre classic, "Schindler's Fist." Just a few moments would leave your mouth agape.
- EclipseGSX, on 06/18/2008, -0/+29Not to mention “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”, “Much Ado About *****”, “Moulin Splooge”, “There’s Something In Mary”, “Lord of the Cinnamon Ring”, “Backdoor to the Future”, “In Diana Jones”, “Rear and Pleasant Danger”, “Single Tight Female”, "Dickman and Throbbin'" and “On Golden Blonde”.
It reminds me of that part in Clerks when Randall's talking to the warehouse with the mom and kid there.
"Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: 'Whispers in the Wind', 'To Each His Own', 'Put It Where It Doesn't Belong', 'My Pipes Need Cleaning', 'All Tit-***** Volume 8', 'I Need Your *****', 'Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers', 'My ***** Needs Shafts', 'Cum Clean', 'Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts', 'Cum Buns III', 'Cumming in Socks', 'Cum On Eileen', 'Huge Black ***** and Pearly White Cum', 'Girls Who Crave *****', 'Girls Who Crave *****', 'Men Alone II: the KY Connection', 'Pink Pussy Lips', and, uh, oh yeah, 'All Holes Filled with Hard *****'." - darkchild82, on 06/18/2008, -0/+25"Inrearendence Day" ? Oh gawd... of all the movies to porn spoof.
- ScottMitchell, on 06/18/2008, -0/+23High five!
- bixby1, on 06/18/2008, -0/+21There's something special about Jurassic Pork that makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
- 9966, on 06/18/2008, -1/+20My ex owns Edward Penishands. The scene where he tries to eat spaghetti is fantastic.
Also the one where he imitates the last scene of the movie by twirling in a circle coming form his hands. - heavystone, on 06/18/2008, -0/+14Dugg for the Flesh Gordon poster. That thing looks amazing! Most impressive for a Porn movie.
- punkcat, on 06/18/2008, -0/+14there was also "In Diana Jones"
- FriedTurkey, on 06/18/2008, -1/+14I have seen Edward Penishands. It was kinda funny. Can you guess what they replaced the snowflake scene with?
- lolobabyy, on 06/18/2008, -0/+11I wasn't expecting SO many! Edward Penishands just doesn't sound like a good idea...
- thephosphorbox, on 06/18/2008, -0/+11OMG I remember a copy of Edward Penishands at the video store by buddy used to work at back in the 90s. We couldn't resist watching it.. it was friggin hysterical LOL
- jdames1980, on 06/18/2008, -0/+10What? No "Mr. Holland's Anus"?
- chicoer2001, on 06/18/2008, -0/+10Remember when porn had plot. Now it's just sticking some scenes together and calling it a movie.
- jchennav, on 06/18/2008, -0/+10The sequel to "The Da Vinci Load" is called "Angels and Semen".
Also, how can they forget "Planet of the Gapes"? - mysedai, on 06/18/2008, -0/+9How could they miss Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?!
- ckup619, on 06/18/2008, -0/+9dugg for "Dude, Where's my Dildo?"
- pintomp3, on 06/18/2008, -0/+9they should have included the bittorrent links for each title.
- AlphaX9, on 06/18/2008, -1/+9Inrearendence Day...word.
- NRay7882, on 06/18/2008, -1/+9Is it creepy that I've actually seen clips from "Edward Penishands"?
- goodkidyo, on 06/18/2008, -0/+8Flesh Gordon is actually a great film.
- racco, on 06/18/2008, -0/+8i heard that the scene with the blond teacher/professor girl at the start of that movie who explains the whole "divine ejaculation" thing by way of a threesome in front of the class is really hot
that's what I heard anyway - jun2san, on 06/18/2008, -0/+8I remember seeing a box cover for "Black ***** Down - Leave no man's behind."
Yeah, the video store I went to had gay porn mixed in with the straight. No really! I swear! - jun2san, on 06/18/2008, -1/+8I had to read that title about 4 times. It seems pretty forced.
- inactive, on 06/18/2008, -2/+9Why don't you two get a room.
- Wakkyweed, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7"Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang"? Oh the horror...
- Traiklin, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7Johnny Depp owns a copy of it and finds it funny.
- DrZocktahedron, on 06/18/2008, -1/+8Who cares!
- Wakkyweed, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7Do you remember the old "Duckman" animated series? There was one where he finds a stash of pornos, and as he is pulling them out of a box he's naming them, "Oh look! Here's Silence Of The Loins! And Hannah Does Her Sisters! And... Howard's End?!?"
- JEWestbrookJR, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7It's missing "Face Jam" ....no really.
- Kyrgizion, on 06/18/2008, -0/+7I was mildly amused, and then I saw "Hung Wankenstein".
Then I had to digg it.
Sorry.
[Edit] Oh lawd, Snatch Adams? Where do you apply for this job? - MattB123, on 06/18/2008, -0/+6Do I know you? :)
I used to work at a video store in the 90's and was "that guy". I bet there were lots of us. - TheFinaleofSeem, on 06/18/2008, -0/+6Okay, now I want to see "Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang". Nothing like some good midget porn!
- binorgog, on 08/07/2008, -0/+6I can't count the times I have had to come home and admit that.
- inactive, on 06/18/2008, -0/+6Isn't that really "Back Door Sluts 9"?
- Charlotte_Web, on 06/18/2008, -0/+6In "INREARENDANCE DAY", do they also upload a virus in that movie?
- ahwang, on 06/18/2008, -0/+5If by cringe-worthy you mean... something else, then I agree.
- Nayamina, on 06/18/2008, -0/+5You think that's good, you should check out Lord of the G-Strings!
- krellor, on 06/18/2008, -0/+5Very.
- splatterboy, on 06/18/2008, -0/+5Best feature film title that_should_have been a porn title: "Big trouble in little China"
- ElSnuggles, on 06/18/2008, -0/+4Flesh Gordon made my mouth drop open. What a concept! I'm tempted to go find it just to see...
That one and "The Boobyguard" - He cares a 44, she carries a pair of 38's. Hilarious. - HeDiggMe, on 06/18/2008, -0/+4They should've included Grand Theft Anal, and The Sopornos.
- loopis, on 06/18/2008, -1/+5Off The top of my head From AFI top 10 movies;
CITIZEN KANE-ING, CASABLOWNYA , THE GOOFATHER , GAPE WITH THE WAND , WHORES OF ARABIA , THE JIZARD OF OZ , THE GRAD U ATE , SCHINDLER'S JISM and PISSIN' IN TAYLOR RAIN - Harabeck, on 06/18/2008, -1/+5*cringe*
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