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- thefangedrabbit, on 07/03/2008, -1/+141They don;t realize what parody is. Parody isn't just saying things from another movie or making a pop culture reference. Airplane is a parody, hell even the first scary movie is a parody. But not this *****.
- tallassrob, on 07/03/2008, -1/+119Friedberg and Seltzer need to be stopped. Who actually watches these movies?
- andytandreou, on 07/04/2008, -1/+110FROM IMDB
Here's a list of things you can do with 90 minutes that will enrich your life more than watching this movie (Please add freely):
Jog 184 laps around your car.
Attempt to cut down a tree with a baseball bat.
Wage war upon an ant colony with a pair of tweezers.
Sit in front of the dryer and watch it, whether it is on or not.
Cook a pair of shoes in your oven.
Sift through the dictionary and count the quantity of palindromes.
Break a piece of glass continuously until you have a handful of sand.
Alphabetize a stack of blank paper.
Memorize the National Anthem backwards.
Calculate how hard you can pinch yourself until your eyes water.
Create a unit of measurement for smell.
Individually pull out each of the hairs on your head.
Figure out how to mail someone fire.
Invent a new sport using only samurai swords, rope, and squirrels.
Eat 17 tubes of chap stick. - inactive, on 07/03/2008, -2/+94Friedberg and Seltzer need to get a life. "Date Movie" "Epic Movie" "Meet the Spartans" and now this crap.
- floridiot2, on 07/03/2008, -1/+87only 21...
- btschul, on 07/04/2008, -2/+851. Cast Carmen Elektra for sex appeal
2. Say lines from other movies, but with fart and cum and dick jokes thrown in
3. ???????
4. Profit
If you want some hilarious movie satire, check out www.rifftrax.com or some Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes. Don't justify this miserable ***** by going to see it. - Mr.Gone, on 07/04/2008, -1/+66Who the hell keeps giving these ***** money?
- themadness, on 07/04/2008, -2/+65"Disaster Movie"
What a fitting title. - LucasVB, on 07/04/2008, -0/+50That list alone is funnier than all of the Friedberg and Seltzer movies combined. Thanks!
- inactive, on 07/04/2008, -1/+46The average idiot under 30.
- piratearggghhh, on 07/04/2008, -0/+45How do they crank this ***** out so fast? Basically with these moves you watch the commercials and you've pretty much seen the movie.
- bmdubya, on 07/04/2008, -0/+45Best parody ever is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We actually watched that in my high school English class when we were discussing parodies.
- monkeyboyhero, on 07/04/2008, -0/+43Well there you go - despite almost every review saying that Epic Movie was *****, you still got it and watched it. And then despite thinking that was *****, and almost every review saying that Meet the Spartans was *****, you watched that too.
If people didn't watch the damn things, they wouldn't get made. - roomforpanic, on 07/04/2008, -0/+36As long as the studio knows they can produce it cheap and make a quick buck, these movies will get green lights forever.
- SoggyPopcorn, on 07/04/2008, -1/+37 We need to kill these ***** writers.
- Modulo, on 07/04/2008, -0/+32I.Q.
- frenchkick, on 07/04/2008, -2/+32wow...
i hate every single person who wants to/will watch this movie
please die and make the human race a little better - hauntedchippy, on 07/04/2008, -1/+25Whatever they're blackmailing the studio with, it must be good.
- inactive, on 07/04/2008, -1/+24any actor who stars in one of these movies has forfeited their career.
- bman85, on 07/03/2008, -7/+29*****... these just get worse and worse too... Meet the Spartans was completely unwatchable, I literally turned it off about 10 minutes in, and i regretted even those 10 mins. Same deal with "Epic
Movie"
But... I did rather enjoy "Superhero Movie"... it was actually pretty good. I was surprised. - LucasVB, on 07/04/2008, -0/+20Hellboy? *****, now it's it's personal.
- kevman459, on 07/03/2008, -0/+18This movie will be number 1 it's opening weekend. Just you wait. A new Friedberg and Seltzer fan is born every minute.
- flux123, on 07/04/2008, -1/+19I wonder if this movie will possibly score lower on rottentomatoes.com than "Meet the Spartans".
- Kelmon, on 07/04/2008, -1/+18Come back, Hot Shots, all is forgiven!
- Lawrencesss, on 07/04/2008, -1/+18Will a "Parody Movie" cause a rift in the space-time-continuum?
- Depravo, on 07/04/2008, -0/+16Surely one reason would be enough?
#1: Because it will confirm long-standing suspicions that you are a total *****. - steveoco, on 07/04/2008, -13/+29Americans
- ghidorahnotweak, on 07/03/2008, -1/+16My brain hurts.
- celkin, on 07/04/2008, -1/+15Vague Genre Movie:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af ... - marjo9, on 07/04/2008, -1/+14there is only one way to stop this horror... a vigilante with a heart of gold and an eye for detail...
- Modulo, on 07/04/2008, -0/+13Friedberg and Seltzer need to get a death.
- jayhawk88, on 07/04/2008, -0/+13After another 5 years of these, they'll probably just run clips from other movies trailers, and lay down a laugh track over them so the audience will think it's funny.
- saxreturns, on 07/04/2008, -0/+12You know what, I actually am working out how to mail someone fire now.
- dturnbull, on 07/04/2008, -0/+11Don't give them ideas.
- MysticSavage, on 07/04/2008, -0/+10"A new Friedberg and Seltzer fan is born every minute."
If there is a better argument for abortion, I haven't heard it. - kiiwii, on 07/04/2008, -0/+10You can see those on the internet.
Nude!
For free. - opiniastrous, on 07/04/2008, -0/+10http://dresdencodak.com/gallery/a_dinocomic_01.jpg
- drummerguy520, on 07/04/2008, -1/+11I'll be honest and say I enjoyed Scary Movie(I was 16 when it came out). I think what made it good was that it actually parodied scary movies. Now they have movies like Disaster Movie and Date Movie which don't really stick to the title, they throw in any random pop culture *****. Sorry, but Indiana Jones and Batman were not "disaster" movies.
- Fearles910, on 07/04/2008, -0/+10The ***** that watch the movies of course
- Ducttape21, on 07/04/2008, -1/+10Maybe one day we'll look back on these horrible movies with a twinge of nostalgia, and watch them with large groups of friends, laughing knowing that the creators died slowly of several horrible diseases all alone in a dark basement.
Maybe we won't though. - beautifulbeast, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9By no means is Super Hero Movie a good movie, but at least it has a script and it's "watchable".
- YoWhatDaFuxUp, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9i like reading movie reviews about Meet the Spartans
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073498/usercomments - Modulo, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9I'm on it.
- howdareyou, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9"Create a unit of measurement for smell."
Already been invented, it's called Hobo Power. 50 Hobo Power will make you barf, 100 Hobo Power is theorized that the world will cease to exist. - FrankTheTank17, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9Who the hell needs 21 reasons not see this movie? I'd need more reasons to actually see the movie.
- FLarsen, on 07/04/2008, -0/+8Well, if you count in base 6 and let each hand represent one digit, you can count to 35.
Math ftw. - Diderotten, on 07/04/2008, -3/+11Sounds like 4chan.
- inactive, on 07/04/2008, -0/+8I can think of dozens of reasons - every minute of your life that you won't get back due to this film.
- Modulo, on 07/04/2008, -0/+8I have some bad news for you.
- Azerael, on 07/04/2008, -0/+7What compells you to watch that *****?
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