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20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman

cracked.com — What the objects you use everyday might look like if Wayne Industries designed them.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 17, 2008

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  • RATM4EVER, on 07/17/2008, -4/+189Cracked.com is getting better!
    One page AND they spared us their satirical commentary on each photo.

    Dugg.
  • kevinmotel, on 07/17/2008, -0/+109high heels that when used properly result in the woman on her back with her legs in the air? sold!
  • Newedge14, on 07/17/2008, -3/+107Why yes I do wipe my ass with Superman - Batman
  • upick, on 07/17/2008, -7/+106There are some winners and some losers on this list...
    "Just For Batman" was perfect

    The lawn mower... "FAILED"
  • c4sh, on 07/17/2008, -0/+83Crayola: Dark Knight comes in 64 exciting colors! Including Black, Charcoal, Midnight, Smoke, Gray, Jet, Ebony, Ink, Sable, Soot, Onyx, and many more!
  • bunker6, on 07/17/2008, -1/+68It may suck, but it nabbed me $50.
  • Rekbert, on 07/17/2008, -0/+58The Crayola "Dark Knight" edition pack is actually something that I would've loved to have as a kid as it comes with a gazillion black crayons and every crayola box only came with ONE black crayon, but it's like the most used crayon color ever and is worn down in no time. What the hell am I gonna use to trace the rest of my race car with? Purple? Get ***** real Crayola.
  • walshgopher, on 07/17/2008, -0/+57#13 the duck got me thinking...Dark Wing Duck (When there's trouble you call D. W.) Dark Wing Duck (let's get Dangerous)
  • ichunxo, on 07/17/2008, -0/+55The Joker looks displeased with his hairdresser.
  • Fhwqhgads, on 07/17/2008, -7/+53The guitar is awesome!
  • Harabeck, on 07/17/2008, -11/+48The winner of these contests always sucks.
  • SurlyDuff, on 07/17/2008, -3/+35Somehow I don't really understand how those high heels would work. Wouldn't they just kick your feet in front of you and make you fall flat on your back?
  • emalen, on 07/17/2008, -0/+29Except that's a pad, not a tampon. When you get a girlfriend, you'll learn these things.
  • freshyill, on 07/17/2008, -1/+29I thought the crayons were more clever than most of them.
  • SpaceDreamer, on 07/17/2008, -1/+24reminds me of this one:
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=2 ...
  • Black6x, on 07/17/2008, -1/+22Seems like all you need for a front page article is to add the word "batman" to the headline:

    "Batman overrides Bush's Medicare veto"
  • dunnylovehun, on 07/17/2008, -1/+22I don't know, "Most destructive route selected" is pretty great. And as opposed to the others, it's a joke that's specific to the Nolan franchise. Gets my vote.
  • orangefly, on 07/17/2008, -1/+21super man TP.....nice....
  • Newedge14, on 07/17/2008, -1/+20Now just to clarify I didn't bury you because you hate Apple, Obama or the iPhone.. but because your off-topic and it's really annoying.
  • mediaspree, on 07/17/2008, -0/+19It'd probably make the front page of digg if you took a video of it.
  • machocheese34, on 07/17/2008, -1/+19congrats
  • anchora, on 07/17/2008, -0/+18#14 is the best. "TO THE BAT FRIDGE!"
  • derpoopflinger, on 07/17/2008, -1/+17if you squint just right you can see it, it's a blow dryer
  • Newedge14, on 07/17/2008, -0/+14Yknow this intrigued me enough to check Darkwing Duck on Wikipedia...

    they list "Let's Get Dangerous" in 22 languages.. thank you for this amazing find

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22Let. ...
  • DopeManFunk, on 07/17/2008, -1/+15Very clutch NSFW warning at the end. Thank you.

    *edit*
    (im serious, the only picture not safe is at the end I suppose, Im still at work so I dont know.)
  • MadCowDzz, on 07/17/2008, -0/+13To avoid leakage.
  • jmgoody311, on 07/17/2008, -0/+12Does anyone know what #16 is? I can't tell at all.
  • stanleyford, on 07/17/2008, -0/+11I know it's a joke, but why would Batman need a bat-Maxi pad?
  • Nick71, on 07/17/2008, -0/+11How appropriate #2 came in at #2 :-)

    ROTFL
  • neko, on 07/17/2008, -1/+12Ah so that's what it was! I couldn't identify what was supposed to be the batobject in that one.
  • theenginedriver, on 07/17/2008, -2/+12It almost already exists: http://www.bcrich.com/zombie.html
  • wing05, on 07/17/2008, -1/+11I guess I'm the only one who thinks this list is more for the Adam West style - Bat-brush, Bat-shark repellant, Bat-everything so long as we stick black ears and wings on it.

    Thank goodness Chris Nolan left that behind.
  • Rekbert, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10If creativity is what they want I'll just go ahead and send them a nice drawing of my big brown turd using Raw Sienna and a note asking them to kindly get rid of that ***** color and replace it with an extra black cause we already got a poop brown.
  • h4mx0r, on 07/17/2008, -1/+11What's wrong with satirical commentary?
  • mercaz, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10Batgirl
  • Nezacant, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10Because even batman has to make the dreaded Kotex runs for his "Batwoman".
  • GoonPowerX, on 07/17/2008, -0/+9Dugg for the random kid crying over the destroyed playground in #8.
  • Mandeponium, on 07/17/2008, -1/+9Well, it was made up of user submissions. No editor touched that article.
  • brett1337, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8owned
  • NewBrunswickMan, on 07/12/2009, -0/+7Darkwing Duck was frigging AMAZING. i would freak if they made a movie of him and didn't ruin the integrity of the classic show.
  • ManicA, on 07/17/2008, -3/+10I thought the lawnmower was the best one actually.
  • faceless323, on 07/17/2008, -2/+9The duck and pool stick are awesome
  • bman85, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7I like the satirical commentary.
  • leif777, on 07/17/2008, -3/+9The TP is perfect... stupid superman... pfft
  • bjarkebech, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6Come on, #1 is the best.
  • skynow, on 07/17/2008, -1/+7the pool stick was genius
  • plnegative1, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5why the hell would batman wear high heels
  • hakkola, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6IMO, the iBat should have been the batPod.

    Pretty good though!
  • Cougnut415, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5How about a badass batman case mod for a media center PC in your home theater system: http://www.computer-choppers.com/gallery-batmanbeg ...

    Old news, but relevent
  • TheSpore, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5If that really happened then I think it would deserve front page status.
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