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10 (mostly) A-List Actresses As Strippers

cottonandsand.com — I’m no film critic. Hell, I ’m not even a super-hardcore film buff. I'm a guy who like movies, women, and sharing. So with that being said, here are ten clips I came up with of (mostly) A-list actresses in stripper scenes.

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  • quomen, on 10/12/2007, -34/+3Elizabeth Berkely?
    ok man, more like saved by the B-list actress..
  • everybod, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0All I can say is, "I wish".
  • ringo380, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29Corrected Version:

    10. Jamie Lee Curtis
    9. Demi Moore
    8. Jessica Simpson
    7. Kim Basinger
    6. Dogma Salma Hayek
    5. Natalie Portman (calm down. yes, she's gorgeous, but that scene didn't quite compare to the following stripteases)
    4. Elizabeth Berkley
    3. Dusk Till Dawn Salma Hayek
    2. Elisha Cuthbert
    1. Jessica Alba

    Elisha Cuthbert is way underappreciated by the original list. And I never really saw the appeal of Jamie Lee Curtis.. maybe I just grew up in the wrong generation, but her face throws me off.
    • mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -5/+28I find her face similar to Stephen Hawkins...
    • pixelbasic, on 10/12/2007, -5/+11Agree with most of your list. However, while Jessica Alba is hot...for some reason she's completely sexless. Just get that feeling she's a dead fish in bed.
    • Robotsu, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10No man, it's not just you: Jamie Lee Curtis is fugly.
    • nathanwalker, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Jessica Alba seems too much of a girl-next-door to NOT be a freak in bed.
    • jfair, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Cuthbert used a body double for Girl Next Door.
  • mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -12/+3Why is Drew Barrymore in that list?
  • blogspinner, on 10/12/2007, -10/+5I read somewhere the other day that Jamie Lee Curtis was born hermaphroditic. Apparently 4% of the population is, and they include some top actresses. Though I didn't make note of the URL.
    • jandeloo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3I'm pretty sure that is just speculation, Jamie Lee Curtis never admitted to it. Not that I would expect her to.
    • sibhod, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1It's actually pretty common among models, because the testosterone leads to the tall, slender, less-curvy figure and sharp, distinct features.
  • starfisch, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12rose mcgowan.

    so hot.
  • luckyjonny, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19No digg. Desensitised by internet porn :(
  • Siraris, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2A lot of those chicks are hot, but very few of them are even close to A-List actresses. Jessica Simpson is an A-List actress? Elisha Cuthburt is an A-List actress? Sorry, no.
  • Cal241, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Props for including Salma Hayek in Dogma. I developed a fetish for glasses and pigtails after watching that movie.
    • tdogg241, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3That sounds slightly unhealthy.
    • rocktopotomus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Salma Hayek is hot on her own, but add satin and school girlish accessories = insanely hot
  • SpitefulSeraph, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1@blogspinner
    Here's the article you were looking for. See: Q: How common are intersexed babies (hermaphrodites)?

    http://www.doubleviking.com/the-10-things-we-guarantee-you-didn-t-know-about-sex-4771-p.html
    • jsbarone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7In reference to that "doubleviking" hogwash, there is absolutely NO WAY that 4% of the population are hermaphrodites. Sorry, just can't be. Let's look at the math, shall we? Assuming 4% of the US population had both a penis and a vagina, and that the US population is 350,000,000---according to my Windows Calc here, there would be around 14,000,000 hermaphrodites walking around every day. They would outnumber homosexuals and lesbians, Indians, and almost Asians. See here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States#Racial_groups

      The *real* non-inflated numbers have been published by scientific journals are estimated to be at around 0.018% or around 50,000 people in the US.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersexuality

      Granted, these are wiki pages, but they cite sources. That article was just stupid.
    • Jozer99, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@jsbarone

      You read the article wrong. It claims that 4% of all babies are not strictly male or female. This does not mean they are hermaphrodites. It could mean anything from that extreme to a hormonal imbalance to a genetic oddity. Many of these conditions are so subtle that the person will likely go through their entire lives without knowing that they are of a mixed sex.
  • NuttyAvatar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I am going to get fired Digging someday
  • Cornedbeef, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Salma Hayek is a natural at playing a stripper.
    • TylerDurden0, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2What the ***** is that supposed to mean? How dare you speak that way about my wife.
  • Blue_Eon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Yeah, Cuthbert is much hotter than all of those women...but, that's just me.
  • lansuggs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Um, that clip of Closer missed the entire strip scene Natalie was in. Otherwise fave was pussycat dolls one.
  • jojothemonkey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I can't believe I recognized the Pussy Cat Dolls from that Charlie's Angels clip... I feel so very unclean.
  • crossmr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I think we broke youtube...
  • DebbilsAdvocate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0No mention of Darryl Hannah from "Dancing at the Blue Iguana"? And while maybe not A-list, also notable well known from that movie are Jennifer Tilly and Sandra Oh. Whether you find any of them attractive is your call, but heck the whole movie was about strippers so it's strange to see them excluded.
  • bkral6, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Hard to argue with the "corrected" version posted by ringo380 earlier. The best one off his list was "Dusk Till Dawn Salma Hayek". Her body was made for stripping.

    There's a free video website that has a whole category on stripping by celebrities and amateurs. Unfortunately the site is definitely NSFW, so no go from work. Link below.

    http://www.freepornvideos69.com/category/strip/ (NSFW)
  • SalemWin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Buried!!
  • bandcamp, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0oh my God!

    http://www.bandolinoshoes.us/
  • Nikia, on 10/01/2008, -0/+0Known from that movie are Jennifer Tilly and Sandra Oh. Whether you find any of them attractive is your call
    http://www.adidasshoess.com
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