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- RobotBuddha, on 11/21/2008, -0/+37Oh no, a vampire, run! If bitten, you'll become eternally young, immortal, super strong, and get a whole new awesome life.
Not scary. Zombies, now that's a good monster. - RustySparks, on 11/21/2008, -0/+29'Twilight' and its ***** emo vampires...i can't take it (no of course there was no twilight character on this list, I just feel the need to bitch and moan about it whenever possible)
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+27Alright, someone tell Robert Pattison this is what real vampires look like.
- Bauer22, on 11/21/2008, -0/+23You forgot to mention all the teenaged girls you can pick up without having to worry about getting locked up.
- jlimon, on 11/21/2008, -0/+19Or getting them knocked up..
- whataSAMF, on 11/28/2008, -1/+20wheres bunnicula, the vampire bunny?
- faizal5k, on 11/21/2008, -2/+18Those aren't vampires...those are goths.
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -1/+16Twilight is going to suck so bad.
- theradical, on 11/21/2008, -2/+16Anybody who thinks they're a vampire is retarded
- mmittimm, on 11/21/2008, -2/+16Digg better not flood with vampire ***** like happened with Bond and Dark Knight.
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -0/+12But... but... I thought all vampires were manicure-addicted goth metrosexuals...
- daimposter, on 11/21/2008, -0/+11this remind me of the greatest insult from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. When Jon Bon Jovi acknowledged that he is up for a part in a new vampire movie, Triumph says "finally.......a role that REQUIRES you to suck".
- rromansanturio, on 11/21/2008, -2/+13Turn your skin white? Someone please call Michael Jackson NOW!!
O no wait, don't worry... - tomvamp88, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Vampires definitely shouldn't be the sexy-twilight thing, but the idea of vampires does have something to do with sex. At least, until the vampire is just going, if you pardon the pun, bat ***** insane, and starts ripping throats out.
- revglenn, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7i'm glad to see some people still know what a vampire is supposed to be like.
- ncapone, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Too many vampires, not enough vampire killers.
- ElGubrush, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Ah but sexy female vampires do make my skin turn white
Because all my blood rushes to my .... - inactive, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Damn it Janet..
- blitz718, on 11/21/2008, -1/+8butters
- imacmike, on 11/21/2008, -4/+11BURN DOWN THE HOT TOPIC! BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
- Bauer22, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6I sorry to be the one to tell you this but it's already happened.
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6If vampires are technically dead, they don't have any blood flow, so how do the guy vampires get boners? I've always wondered...
- mrtumnus, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6i don't want to mess with Blade
- spookyttws, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6Last sentence on the page: "This is the sole reason why I’m glad vampires aren’t real." Pff.. Show's what he knows..
- whataSAMF, on 11/28/2008, -0/+5how can you ground that which is ungroundable?
- Nateon, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6I kind of like suave vampires, maybe not so much like the Twilight sparkle in the sunlight type but more like Bill Compton in True Blood.
- DRT23, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
- XFLOP20, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5Dugg for spill,because I ***** love spill!
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Slayers. Pushes up glasses
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4You are GROUNDED!
- spookyttws, on 11/21/2008, -1/+5I don't understand why they reference the "scary version" of the Vampires on the list and yet put up the "pretty normal" looking picture.
"To most people, Nomak would look sort of odd. He’s maybe in need of a tan, but overall decent, right? Well, get him pissed off while he’s hungry and see what happens! The craziest, most screwed up thing (AKA his unhinged jaw) unleashes and all hell breaks loose, causing loose stools across the globe."
So post the screwed up thing! Lame. But, hell, at least it all on one page. - inactive, on 11/21/2008, -2/+6"Scary the living ***** out of me"? lol
- desfahanian, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Do not go see Dr. Acula 'MH'
- whataSAMF, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4close, but no dice.
- GhettoReborn, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4I'm confused, it almost seems like your talking about modern society.
- TheMoniker, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4There's a rap lyric in there somewhere.
- scizor600, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Though being cold blooded vampires have trouble getting their **** up
- DforSpiD, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4A wizard did it!
- cJw314, on 11/21/2008, -1/+5"Spike from Buffy"
...yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you there. - skeetmuffin, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4***** it
- splorpdotorg, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4No, you wouldn't. Seriously.
- Gemfinder, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4I knew at least one of the "30 Days of Night" leeches would make the list. Even the quote-unquote "hot" ones (Toreador anti-tribu?) had freaky mannerisms that made my whole alimentary tract wither in abject terror.
And no, I'm not buying Alex Winter as an ugly vamp. Are you kidding? Perfect skin, not a gold-blonde ringlet hair out of place, he's Cupid with fangs! - inactive, on 11/21/2008, -3/+6What's with all the vampire stories nowadays?
- WeylandYutani, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3She missed the scariest vampire of them all.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/tonyfranks ... - RandomEyes, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3suki suki 5 dolla
anyway yes..True Blood is a great show....Twilight is more like a soap opera - Ph03N1X418, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2I thought Shadow of the Vampire deserved a place here. While not necessarily the scariest; that was a great movie.
- sirjoebob, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2Because Twilight, a new vampire movie, is coming out. Plus Vampires rule.
- bkhuber, on 11/21/2008, -2/+4I could go for a bowl of Count Chocula now
- melbizopp23, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2Gerard Butler was a vampire? Had no clue. I would have paid to see that movie!
- JoeCool1986, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Dude, how can you not like Spike? He was an awesome vampire. I'm saying he had style, not that I'm gay for him or anything....
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