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No no... they'll be expecting that... - jonjonaramacon, on 08/17/2008, -6/+91Save your time and 12 pages. Yes, that's right, 12 pages for a top 10 list.
10. Ill-Fitted Rebel (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
It´s a little known fact that the Rebel Alliance had a kick-ass health program. This intrepid rebel soldier lost so much weight after his steady diet of Alderaanian protein shakes that he´s swimming in his uniform. Poor guy can´t even run without holding onto his pants for dear life.
9. Drunken Jawas (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
As Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi are about to enter Mos Eisley Cantina, we see these three hooded barflies slumped in a doorway. Apparently, they have already had more blue milk than they can handle. How late could it be, noon? Who do you guys think you are, us?
8. Clumsy Stormtrooper (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
We didn´t even realize it, but Stumbles McBlasterson (who elegantly smacks his forehead on a Death Star doorway) was our first clue that Stormtroopers weren´t a highly trained fighting force, but rather a bunch of schmucks cloned from an equally clumsy Aussie bounty hunter. And all this time we thought it was just the new guy´s first day with the helmet.
7. Fake Mace Windu (Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace)
With all of Naboo celebrating Anakin Skywalker´s (cough) entirely accidental (cough) space fighter heroics, Mace Windu sent a body double to take his place. He´s a major Jedi, man, he can´t be attending every ***** ceremony. So what if he tries to pass off another brother as himself—with only about four black people in the entire galaxy, it´s not like anyone´s going to notice.
6. ***** Imperial Officer (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
It´s one thing to proudly wear a black uniform and serve an evil dictatorship, but you don´t have to go and be a racist *****, too. His snide remark about Chewbacca ("Where are you taking this thing?") got him straight-up shot in the grill by Chewie´s boy, Han Solo.
5. John Ratzenberger (Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
Ladies and gentlemen, the hero of the rebellion, Cliff Clavin! Granted, Cliffy does little more than stand around looking interested as Princess Leia rattles on about ion cannons and junk, but the fact that he´s even there fills us with joy. Just imagine him cornering some private and bending his ear with useless Wampa factoids.
4. Low Self-Esteem Pilot (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
When you´re a ragtag group of rebels about to embark on an all-out assault on a weapon the size of a planet, a little optimism is essential. But this mopey bowl cut whines that actually hitting the Death Star´s exhaust point is "impossible, even for a computer." Whatever happened to a little "go team"?
3. Captain Obvious (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
What was this rebel pilot´s contribution to the Death Star assault? "The guns. They´ve stopped." Well, thank you! Got anything else to add? Maybe, "The TIE fighters are shooting at us," or "My flight suit smells like corn chips," or "Hey, I think my ship is about to get blown up…" If you had kept your mouth shut, maybe you´d have been around for The Empire Strikes Back.
2. Jimmy Smits (Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
If you thought the black characters had it rough, check out Star Wars´ entire Hispanic population: Jimmy Smits. (Fun fact: Also network TV´s entire Hispanic population.) And, of course, he gets little to do besides hang around long enough to scream "No!" and adopt a white baby.
1. Stoner Ewok (Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
Say you and your friends are just chilling around a campfire while some shiny gold robot tells you a story filled with sound effects—wouldn´t you fire up a bowl, too? This Ewok takes a long hit from his pipe and nods approvingly as if to say, "Man, Chief Chirpa´s ***** is da bomb! And that gay robot´s starting to trip me out. Who else is hungry?"
Honorable Mention: Janson (Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
Few rebel pilots get shout-outs unless they´re named Luke Skywalker, but Janson rode shotgun with fellow underrated pilot Wedge during the snow battle on Hoth and took out the first AT-AT. Where´s his medal and incestuous kiss, huh? Let´s hope at least Wedge sympathized and bought Janson a beer afterward.
Honorable Mention: Officer Sassy Pants (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
Most Imperial officers who give Darth Vader lip find themselves flopping around on the floor like freshly caught salmon. But for some reason, this guy second-guesses the Dark One and gets away with it! Obviously, this guy has incriminating pictures of Emperor Palpatine and his "apprentice" hidden away somewhere. - doctordbx, on 08/17/2008, -7/+75Maxim just joined the list of overlooked websites because they can't get their content onto one ***** page.
I mean seriously.... one ***** page... how hard can that be?
Edit: By the way dumbasses, Boba Fett is played by a New Zealander, not an Aussie. Buried for not even ***** running your content by an editor before sending it onto your paid-to-digg bitch. - JeffyM, on 08/17/2008, -9/+69no jek porkins? I thought he had #1 on lockdown for sure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo - Sluglas, on 08/16/2008, -5/+61Dugg for Officer Sassy Pants.
- Patogrande, on 08/17/2008, -1/+47Say what you want about Wedge's confidence, it got him through all 3 movies unscathed.
- toxicityj, on 08/17/2008, -0/+42Don't you know anything about the rule of one? there's always only one black jedi. No more. No less.
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… … ..„-*'……|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*-„ - Slayerdude51982, on 08/17/2008, -0/+30Low Self esteem pilot is actually Wedge just played by a different actor before Dennis Lawson plays him in the next scene.
Low Self esteem pilot or Fake Wedge, take your pick, so sad that I know that. - toxicityj, on 08/17/2008, -0/+24dugg for knowing porkins' first name. I thought I was the only one.
- AckbarAdmiral, on 08/17/2008, -1/+21No Admiral Ackbar?
Fail. - paulvq, on 08/17/2008, -0/+18Jedi Affirmative Action.
- paulvq, on 08/17/2008, -0/+17Is that really a fake Mace Windu or just another black Jedi?
- bassman12593, on 08/17/2008, -1/+17Why the hell is this on Maxim?
- AgentD, on 08/17/2008, -0/+15why is he gettin dugg down, i expected to see him too, lol
- JMaj, on 08/17/2008, -0/+1310. Ill-Fitted Rebel (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2257_poorly_outfitt ...
9. Drunken Jawas (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2242_drunkenf_jawas ...
8. Clumsy Stormtrooper (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2238_clumsyStormtro ...
7. Fake Mace Windu (Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2246_fake_mace.jpg
6. ***** Imperial Officer (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2237_asshole_office ...
5. John Ratzenberger (Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2258_ratzenburg.jpg
4. Low Self-Esteem Pilot (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2253_lowself_esteem ...
3. Captain Obvious (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2248_gunsStopped_gu ...
2. Jimmy Smits (Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2251_jimmySmits.jpg
1. Stoner Ewok (Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2259_stoner_ewok.jp ...
Honorable Mention: Janson (Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2250_janson.jpg
Honorable Mention: Officer Sassy Pants (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
http://cdn.maxim.com/2001-2500/2256_officerSassy_p ... - jawbreaker4fs, on 08/17/2008, -3/+15"We didn´t even realize it, but Stumbles McBlasterson (who elegantly smacks his forehead on a Death Star doorway) was our first clue that Stormtroopers weren´t a highly trained fighting force, but rather a bunch of schmucks cloned from an equally clumsy Aussie bounty hunter."
Excuse me... but the Maori are from New Zealand, NOT Australia. Thanks. - bwjacket, on 08/17/2008, -0/+13i ***** love star wars.
- inactive, on 08/17/2008, -2/+15Dugg for Stoner Ewok
- nintendoagekid, on 08/17/2008, -0/+11All I can see is Reptar
- AgentD, on 08/17/2008, -1/+12***** that, they're from Mandalor. Thanks
- Darwynn, on 08/17/2008, -0/+8Forget Clone Wars. I wanna see Cliff Clavin: Hero of the Rebellion. Get on it, George.
- JohnILM, on 08/17/2008, -0/+7Plus, by this time, the empire had stopped using cloned storm troopers and were getting their soldiers through recruits and the empire's brain-washing draft tactics.
And are the comments in #8 a dig at Boba Fett (a clone of the so-called "Aussie" bounty hunter)? Blasphemy! - DestroyFascism, on 08/17/2008, -0/+6I hate Maxim and its "top 12 pages of adds with some content" ...maxim profits, maxim annoyance.
- BXRWXR, on 08/17/2008, -1/+7I know. How can you dig that down?
- j3ff86, on 08/17/2008, -0/+6I don't think anyone noticed it either, seeing as most have only seen Episode 1 once.
- nofate2029, on 08/17/2008, -2/+9stoner ewok hahaha
- rodrigo74, on 08/17/2008, -0/+6Too mainstream, and he certainly not unsung.
- StickWST, on 08/17/2008, -1/+7***** win lol. why are you being dug down?
- Aidje, on 08/17/2008, -0/+6Why is Janson the only one they called by the character's name—even when someone as well known as Bail Organa is on the list?
- DephexTwin, on 08/17/2008, -0/+5What, do you think that Han Solo should have been listed as an unsung hero?
- crazycraka, on 08/17/2008, -0/+4Rugrats FTW
- Wandel, on 08/17/2008, -0/+4Even tough you're right, the actor who played Jango is also a kiwi.
- thisoneisunique, on 08/17/2008, -0/+4I'd tell you that I'm surprised by your choice of username
- OBKenobi, on 08/17/2008, -0/+4What if I told you that I didn't bother reading it?
- KeillRandor, on 08/17/2008, -0/+4SWCCG FTW!!!
- JoeViturbo, on 08/17/2008, -1/+5As much as I hate to promote anything on Maxim...this is pretty good
Dugg - Workster, on 08/17/2008, -2/+6You the only nerd who is on Digg?Sadly we normal human beings are not nearly that lucky.
- djpray2k, on 08/17/2008, -2/+5They missed the biggest one!
As explained on sitcom Spaced and just nicked from http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hija:
"In the Second series of the British Sitcom 'Spaced' Simon Pegg's character Tim Bisley argues, that it is possible to attribute the events of the entire original trilogy to Hija, as if he had have fired upon the escape pod, Luke would never have met Obi Wan, never have met Han Solo, and never have rescued Leia. " - usingpond, on 08/17/2008, -0/+3Was about to mention this. You don't even have to like Star Wars to know Fett was a kiwi.
- TheEclipse, on 08/17/2008, -0/+3Blame 1999. When the millennium celebrations approached tons of "top 10" articles were shoveled out. Something about nice round numbers relaxes people, except when they're in price tags.
- Workster, on 08/17/2008, -0/+2When is Lucas going to show us what the bothans look like from his utterly sick mind?
- Firespray1138, on 08/17/2008, -0/+2As big a Star Wars nerd I am, I never noticed the fake Mace Windu in the background of that scene...
- Sogui, on 08/17/2008, -1/+3For some reason I find it way too hilarious that they named the only fat guy in Star War "Porkins"
- Netrilix, on 08/17/2008, -0/+2I have altered his nationality. Pray I do not alter it further.
- gjbivin, on 08/17/2008, -1/+3Jango Fett was the original for the clones. Boba was one of his clones (unmodified).
- thisoneisunique, on 08/17/2008, -0/+2and Major Derlin!
- huggkruka, on 08/17/2008, -0/+2Buried for calling the greatest Maori actor of all time(and I'm NOT talking about his role in Star Wars here) Aussie. Maxim dumbasses....you're not in Guatemala now
- TheProfessor87, on 08/17/2008, -0/+2Eh I'd have fired, what are they afraid of, wasting laser ammo?
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