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- halfwayentropy, on 08/25/2008, -3/+443If I find out that my printer's been lying to me again.....we're through!
- iie.wakarimasen, on 08/25/2008, -12/+350first its the cake, now this...
- zombiedepot, on 08/25/2008, -6/+257That's it, I'm switching back to dot matrix.
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -3/+232http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071218-hp-a ...
greed... - nicko68, on 08/25/2008, -2/+202Sorry to break it to you, but I saw your printer hanging out with another scanner the other night, and they looked *pretty* comfortable, if you know what I'm saying.
- ZeeZee2k, on 08/25/2008, -8/+191Mine lied to me once, and guess what happened?
http://www.kpebiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/s ... - Obsession88, on 08/25/2008, -5/+148That's why I use the company printer for everything.
- jh32488, on 08/25/2008, -0/+94***** i have an all in one and it better not be doing things like that
- deltaz, on 08/25/2008, -1/+93Now, just to figure out how to set my laser printer to stun...
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -5/+95nasty tricksy printers. they hurts us.
- toonworld, on 08/25/2008, -5/+83Quagmire: Hey, thanks for the sex, early 90's printer!
Early 90's Printer:
xxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx…xxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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____________ x - trer, on 08/25/2008, -3/+80"PC Load Letter? What the ***** does that mean?"
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -3/+79It's a feature!
- adoggz, on 08/25/2008, -2/+74So your printer lies to you and you then proceed to slap a totally uninvolved woman?
- SkippyDoorknob, on 08/25/2008, -1/+65A hermaphroprinter?
- ZoomBoy, on 08/25/2008, -2/+65Keep this conversation quiet, or someone will post this in the pictures section entitled:
"This is why I love Digg" - edstate, on 08/25/2008, -0/+63I got rid of my Epson 960 because if ONE of the 6 colors was out, it wouldn't let you print with any of the other colors. Since the colors were $13 a piece, and EVAPORATED if you didn't use them quickly, after about a year I decided "*****". Love my new Canon with it's oversized black-only inkwell.
- ianthepetrock, on 08/25/2008, -8/+70the ink is a lie.
- rblancarte, on 08/25/2008, -1/+45So my printer is lying. On top of the cheating and the drinking, I think it is time we are over.
I wish my old printer was still around, she never lied. - GiJoeBob, on 08/25/2008, -1/+41Exactly.
Wife - "The printer is out of ink"
Me - "We have a printer?" - Whackly, on 08/25/2008, -0/+35Yeah, that's the excuse I would use too if people started to catch on that I was ripping them off.
- cwmather, on 08/25/2008, -0/+34I saw that too. He was getting all up in her twain.
- btschul, on 08/25/2008, -0/+34I believe they already have that. Not for what could be printed with the ink, but one of the major companies started, or at least were going to start, to put microchips in their ink cartridges so that only their grossly overpriced ink cartridges would work in their printers.
- wwwdot1jesdotus, on 08/25/2008, -0/+33"PC Load letter?!?"
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -1/+34Now all we need is DRM for ink - Some Ink would be only usable to print certain things.
- Aero347, on 08/25/2008, -4/+36Printer laser.
- bjs3171, on 08/25/2008, -1/+33my company's laser printer "tells you" how much ink is left, but it never just refuses to print, no matter how much ink it thinks it has. if you want to go on printing blank documents, you can go right ahead.
- robdiggity, on 08/25/2008, -2/+33Lint appraiser
- M724, on 08/25/2008, -1/+31My printer lied to me when I installed a brand new cartridge.
- Bovorik, on 08/25/2008, -6/+36Candidate for ***** printer/scanner software, anyone?!
HP? - GVR90, on 08/25/2008, -0/+30I work for HP, troubleshooting their All in Ones.. I completely agree with you!!
- SkippyDoorknob, on 08/25/2008, -3/+33Forget dot matrix, let's go back to daisy wheel!
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -1/+30Yeah, mine lies to me too, but I always just tricked it by taking the cartridge out and putting it back in. It doesn't have an ink sensor to mess with.
- hipnerd, on 08/25/2008, -10/+38Actually, they are forcing me to buy their expensive ink, rather than allowing competition in the marketplace that would inevitably drive prices down.
"Laissez-faire" economics blows. - MtheoryX, on 08/25/2008, -0/+28What the hell is going on in here?
- dsmx, on 08/25/2008, -3/+30Forget pen and paper lets go back to clay tablets and a stick.
- pcpimpster, on 08/25/2008, -2/+28Paperless.
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -3/+29Forget daisy wheel, let's go pack to pen and paper!
- Lith25, on 08/25/2008, -2/+27Forget rocks and cave walls, let's go back to passing on information by grunts.
- Jooshbro, on 08/25/2008, -6/+31Forget passing information on by grunts, let's go back to Digg!
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -1/+26Office toughguy? Loser.
- madmondo, on 08/25/2008, -0/+24Yup Dottie was good.
- djepik, on 08/25/2008, -1/+24Business Student #1: Sir, as a company that primary distributes paper, how have you adapted your business model to function in an increasingly paperless world?
Michael: We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails. But real business is done on paper, okay? Write that down. [everyone types on their laptops]
http://www.officequotes.net/no3-16.php - tidu, on 08/25/2008, -1/+23"Limitless paper in a paperless world."
- yamikaze, on 08/25/2008, -0/+22I'm afraid I can't print that, Dave.
- vogelzang, on 08/25/2008, -1/+23What the ***** does that mean?
- nathanww, on 08/25/2008, -10/+31As I understand this isn't usually due to trickery but rather to the "open-loop" system used to measure ink consumption
- 11oops, on 08/25/2008, -2/+23Forget clay tablets and a stick, let's go back to rocks and cave walls.
- Jektal, on 08/25/2008, -3/+24Your printer's been faxing me images of cake. I think it's lying, you should talk to it.
- Aero347, on 08/25/2008, -5/+24***** HP!
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