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- Renton, on 10/12/2007, -3/+113Digg needs a chain email section...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+106Just in case anyone is confused... these are not real.
- DaNKBuDZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+93Being a Wisconsinite, I like dairy and cheese.
- dominasian, on 10/12/2007, -4/+77i used that all the time except i left out the marines part
#16 seems like bs to me. thats a hard mistake to make
this was my all time best excuse note( wrote it myself, my mom's notes weren't cool enough)
please excuse maulin from school today. He is suffering from low self esteem and decided to play games and win to feel better about himself. thank you. - rainbowjinjo, on 10/12/2007, -13/+70Hello everybody,
My name is Bill Gates. I have just written up an digg tracing program that traces everyone that diggs this story. I am experimenting with this and I need your help. Forward this to everyone you know and if it reaches 1000 people everyone on the list will receive $1000 at my expense. Enjoy.
Your friend,
Bill Gates - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+60it has fake written all over it.
- Switch22, on 10/12/2007, -14/+68For when it goes down:
"These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district...(spellings have been left intact.)
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] .
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being.It was his father's fault.
15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
19. Ple ase excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids!" - jerr0328, on 10/12/2007, -2/+50Sorry, I'm a Floridian, can I revote on your comment?
- macboy, on 10/12/2007, -7/+5311. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] .
That one is def the best. - muted0, on 10/12/2007, -5/+49
16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
Thats awesome. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+47And I, a Canadian, enjoy the comfort of my igloo and tame moose (mooses?) for a living.
- battousaix, on 10/12/2007, -5/+45# 18 is pretty good
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+43These are real..?
11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] .
Yeah, I'm sure somebody would say that in an excuse note to a school. - curseyouberkley, on 10/12/2007, -21/+5614. Please excuse jimmy for being.It was his father's fault.
- peregrine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+34Please excuse my child.
Why doesn't this one work any more? - samadam, on 10/12/2007, -5/+34no way at all those are real.
- xZeddx, on 10/12/2007, -5/+34As a Tennessean, I highly doubt these are fake. Sadly, there are people who I know that probably spell like this. Very funny nonetheless.
- shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -6/+352.????
3. dugg down! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Being a Masshole, I have to park the car in harvard yard.
What? - knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -6/+33well nothing gets by you does it, Sherlock?
- shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -4/+30his name is samadam asshat.
Nothing gets past me. - noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -8/+34You would be surprised... I wouldn't.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26I once tried to get my parents to call my in sick because I had stigmata...
- BriSoFli, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25Being from Utah, I asked my wives and the consensus seems to be that this is fake. (6 - 2 in case you were curious)
- selrahc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Loose vowels:)
- npsken, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2417. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
WTF - tapo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20A former teacher of mine was once teaching at some international school.
I don't remember where the kid was from, but his absence note was:
"Please excuse my son. He will be out next week slaughtering goats for his manhood ritual. Thank you!" - DigitalN, on 10/12/2007, -7/+26how does someone get almost 30+ diggs for just quoting what was in the article?
- Riotblade, on 10/12/2007, -9/+28"Being a Wisconsinite, I like dairy and cheese."
Being another Californian, I believe happy cows come from California. - ruley, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20These are impressive. Whenever i sign in for being late i like to make it a little fun. sometimes i tell the truth, Reason for being late: Oblivion Elder Scrolls IV. sometimes i like to throw in a little Maddox-esque humor,Reason for being late: Because I'm awesome. (that was today, i wanted waffle house and by god i had waffle house!)
- socbret, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Being a Missourian who now lives in Texas...
You're going to have to show me these notes...but don't mess with me. yehaw. warsh. - TheNik, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18I've been home sick lately, but for actually being sick and not having a gangover.
Honestly I don't understand how people can fake sick. Missing school sucks balls (especially in AP/IB classes). :"( - prgmctan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18"onbelevable!"
-_- - dagobah77, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Being a... Illinoisinite... Illinoisian... Illinosianite? Being from Illinois I have no idea what people from Illinois are called.
- HanSolo69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14i always tried to get my parents to write notes excusing me from school for a family outing of vampire hunting.
- captjc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15As a Pennsylvanian, I will come to all of your houses and cut you.
- Phlag, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Being a Michigander, I hate my state's name for its residents.
- coollettuce, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Being a Michigander, umm what's our stereotype? We like cars.
- Ngai, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19When i was in 8th grade and I didnt want to go to school.. i would rub some soap in my eyes.. and my mother would think I had bad pink eye. Well my father used to smoke pot so she would use #14.
- animewars, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14"that was today, i wanted waffle house and by god i had waffle house!"
...for some reason, I feel the urge to add that to my favorite random internet quotes list. - harpwn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14As a Missourian, Kansas sucks.
- ColinCampbell, on 10/12/2007, -13/+25And these people breed? We're doomed.
- prockcore, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14Being an Arizonan, it's too hot for jokes.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15Correcting someone's grammar using the word 'Spelt'?
Priceless - Atomic1fire, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16I feel like doing an history related excuse
1776: Please excuse my son, He is off fighting the red coats. - The_Lance, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10As a loser I'm sitting here at 3 in the morning laughing my ass off as this thread.
- damentz, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Steven was absent because article he read had too much gangelung for the money.
- wphj, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13From the names, it sounds more like confusion in the language than just "stupid people"
- raynar, on 10/12/2007, -13/+22This is some of the stupidest ***** on digg. Cant they add a "Top 10" section already?
- ChimRichalds, on 10/12/2007, -7/+15This is what passes for Digg articles these days? No wonder I don't visit very often anymore...
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