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- jesusfish, on 06/20/2008, -0/+107Not true, a free OS means more money for hookers!
- Shootfast, on 06/20/2008, -7/+86Clearly you aren't married. Marriage is the opposite of sex :(
- DeviateSeptum, on 06/20/2008, -11/+86I've been a computer geek for a long time. I'll always feel a little bitter about how hypocritical the world is regarding the use of computers. Back in the 80's, you were a huge nerdy outcast if you used computers. People would laugh at you when you'd tell them that soon everybody will be using computers. And, it needs to be said, that women were by far the least interested in anything to do with computers and the worst offenders at mocking those that used them. Now the world has done a complete flip-flop and everybody uses them... just like every computer nerd said they would. Hypocrites! Now the nerds are saying that the world will be Linux and we get mocked and teased again. But it will be. So "Dear future chick using Linux laptop to browse Myspace or Facebook while sipping hot beverage:" and "Dear future Jock using Linux on future gaming machine to play Madden NFL 2020", remember that it's all possible because of the nerds that people such as yourself have historically made fun of.
- failedpimp, on 06/20/2008, -6/+76I think this blog post just proves why Linux is linked with anti-sex.
- inactive, on 06/20/2008, -2/+58I have root acces to my wifes "./"
- Landlocked, on 06/20/2008, -1/+53Now Tux has herpes. Thanks, Paris!
- vvvladut, on 06/20/2008, -8/+55Clearly you're married to the wrong woman...
- prgmctan, on 06/20/2008, -3/+39Clearly you haven't been married long enough...
- ironeus, on 08/01/2008, -12/+47The term Linux is derived from Linus Torvalds its creator. He married a 6-time Finnish national karate champion, so it's proof Linux affiliation is not "anti-sex".
- vinceislegend, on 06/20/2008, -6/+36mkdir vagina; mv penis vagina
- angusm, on 06/20/2008, -1/+25I am _so_ not looking forward to the day that the Paris Hilton and Tux sex tape starts circulating on the Internet. Somehow, that's just wrong.
- TomRemixed, on 06/20/2008, -0/+23I am a user and I will say that your operating system as very little to do with your sex life.
- NCg8r, on 06/20/2008, -1/+22"Clearly you're married to the wrong woman..."
I remember being a newlywed... Used to say things just like this. - Rikkochet, on 06/20/2008, -0/+19Nerd stops being a derogatory word once we hit 19 - then people [start to] grow up. It's pretty much the same, just at different levels. I was a nerd in elementary/high school because I played computer games which required the ability to get around in DOS - something an "ordinary" kid couldn't do.
Now the nerds aren't the ones who are, say, using AIM or building good-looking MySpace pages, but the ones who are recompiling their own kernels or build their own circuit boards to interface their PC to a robot they built.
It's just the general public's intimidation at someone being able to do something that at first glance appears to require a vastly superior intellect, and humanity's reaction to disdain people doing things they can't understand or aren't interested in.
Being smart means you don't get to play in the popularity contest. As long as you're happy with the decisions you made in life, ***** the rest. - QuantumAvatar, on 06/20/2008, -14/+33Im a linux user and i will say I get more than my microsoft friends
- balazsbela, on 06/20/2008, -1/+20More like: touch panties;rm panties;cd vagina;mv penis vagina
- Sairynn, on 06/20/2008, -4/+22lol, I'll assume this is a joke post.
- SSCrow, on 06/20/2008, -1/+18How about its people that determine how much sex they get. Not the OS that they use.
- Durova, on 06/19/2008, -2/+19So cute. I'll never look at a penguin without blushing again.
- dondara, on 06/20/2008, -0/+15Yeah, that picture is a little off topic. When I look at Paris I DO NOT think of sex, just a painful series of penicillin injections and some genital scrubbing.
- Tawni, on 06/20/2008, -3/+18As a single girl geek I find linux guy geeks hot!
Too bad I can never seem to find any single geeks :( - airencracken, on 06/20/2008, -1/+15mkdir vagina: Need to be root
- dondara, on 06/20/2008, -0/+14Just herpes? Run some more tests ...that bird is doomed.
I just can't bash her enough. The South Park episode with her coughing up cum chunks is pure gold. She is proof that you can't buy style or class. - Vegiemaster, on 06/20/2008, -1/+15$ wget woman.tar.gz
$ tar xf woman.tar && cd woman
$ ./configure --include vagina
$ make sandwich
No way that would compile without a fuss... : P - NinjaJoey, on 06/20/2008, -1/+15Paris Hilton doesn't know how to use a computer. Buried as inaccurate.
- inactive, on 06/20/2008, -0/+13I never noticed that Tux had an "outie."
>_> - boobsbr, on 06/20/2008, -0/+13"single girl geek"
that does not compute. - nullvariable, on 06/19/2008, -1/+14well I kinda hope his wife wouldn't be a stud...however buff chicks aren't always hot.
- hamobu, on 06/20/2008, -1/+13Linux is not eunuch's operating system
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 06/20/2008, -0/+12Clearly..... ah hell why bother.. (life already drained from marriage)
- saranagati, on 06/20/2008, -0/+12you have root access to your wifes current directory? i dont get it...
- lukas88, on 06/20/2008, -2/+12Start checking in basements, they don't like to come outside on account of the sun.
- alliekins619, on 06/20/2008, -3/+13I'm a female part-time Linux user and I will say I get a lot more offers.
- vinceislegend, on 06/20/2008, -1/+11You're trying awfully hard to be buried.
- NCg8r, on 06/20/2008, -0/+10Wow... You're projecting all over the place. I'll spare you my intimate details, but I'm not fat. I also lack the ability (through proper "leadership") to force my wife into anything she doesn't have a mind to do. Congrats on being married for almost a decade. I'm pretty close to that myself, so I can speak on this with authority.
You are:
1) a pathetic liar who needs to flex his "I have sex!" muscles over the internet
2) extremely shallow, but let your wife get by even though she could stand to lose a few
3) universally reviled by your wife and children, who hate being dominated by someone with such a shi++y attitude and with obvious control issues
4) 1 & 3, or 2 & 4, but not 1 & 4 unless excluding 2 or 3, but not both.
Dick. - inactive, on 06/20/2008, -0/+10I get lots and lots of sex. I just wish someone would join me.
- rlvis, on 06/20/2008, -1/+10Somehow 'karate champion' doesn't seem synonymous with supermodel. More like womens hockey player.
- AntoniusMaximus, on 06/20/2008, -4/+13I'll second that. I'll add that in the professional world, I have noticed that not only *nix and Linux admins and DBAs are rarely as introverted as they are usually portrayed, but they also get a much better salary than their MS counterparts, making them seem more glamorous and secure. Which brings women's attention, which inevitably leads to some fun. Of course, my experience is limited to Brussels, Belgium. Your mileage may vary.
- zyl0x, on 06/20/2008, -0/+9I read your post a couple times, but I just can't make sense of it.
- VeritasAequitas, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8Because geeks often times fall into the category of competent and skillfull. This is a gereralization not a rule. And nerds are often seen as being the book smart people but not necessarily socially competent again generealization not rule.
I don't mind when someone calls me a geek, but if they call me a nerd I get somewhat agitated.
and yes many women dig money, many women also DIG you coming over to their house to fix their computer for free so they don't have to pay money, and when their computer is fixed they go back to their jock dumbass boyfriend. I have friends that do this all the time for girls and never get dates cause they are nice nerdy types. The geeky guys are socially apt enough to parley this into a date.
If a girl is with you just for money she won't be yours for long, the intrigue will wear off, she will meet someone with more money or leave you for someone with better looks as she has grown bored with your money. Either way stay away from these superficial women. If a girl really DIGS money she is a GOLDDIGGER - MusicMagi, on 06/20/2008, -5/+13mv penis vagina
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mv penis ../ - whataboutdave, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8No, no they don't.
Who cares though? Obsessing over anything - computers included - is unattractive. If you have things to talk about other than what hot new OS you are using you'll be fine. - inactive, on 06/20/2008, -0/+7someone sounds bitter
- gquaglia, on 06/20/2008, -2/+9Inaccurate. I use linux and I never get laid.
- Tawni, on 06/20/2008, -1/+8No, this is not a joke post. I seriously am a single girl geek that can not seem to find a male geek.
- backslashdigg, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6I really don't think Paris Hilton will do much for the cause. Maybe that hot chick from Google should be holding that penguin plushy...
- Tawni, on 06/20/2008, -1/+7@xsquirrel378x here is a video of me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
- D3koy, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6then you aren't looking
- balazsbela, on 06/20/2008, -1/+7competent and skillful people = geeks ?
- javaroast, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6LMAO relegated to basements... and Fortune 500 data centers.
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