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Video of Chuck Norris reading the Chuck Norris facts

i-am-bored.com — It's a video of Chuck Norris from television reading some of the hilarious facts from that list of facts about Chuck Norris.

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  • noonday, on 10/12/2007, -8/+12That was stinkin' hilarious.
  • zeebo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11Funniest thing today by far.
  • BluKnight, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14The entire office here was crowded around my desk for that one. Great stuff!
  • linus7, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3Somone got a (local?) mirror?
  • tytanium0503, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6hahah, that's awesome.
  • Specter, on 10/12/2007, -12/+4nothing to do with tech... but funny none the less
  • monolith, on 10/12/2007, -21/+10As my wife just said. 'The Internet... it's all a train wreck'.
    • monolith, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Hey! don't mod me down! I DUGG the story! I thought it was fraking funny.
  • bpinard, on 10/12/2007, -47/+13No one cares about this Chuck Norris ***** anymore. It's just not funny.
    • gamer31, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10but this is different this is Chuch norris reading the jokes himself.
    • scottauth, on 10/12/2007, -5/+782 people seem to care so far.
    • Seumas, on 10/12/2007, -5/+10You better not let Chuck Norris hear that.
  • matthall28, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4Good ol chuck norris jokes:D
  • fudgebrown, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4Good stuff - someone needs to make a Widget that's Chuck Norris's head reading those jokes.
  • AUGTRON, on 10/12/2007, -13/+5I'm getting real sick of these jokes. The Vin Diesel ones will always be funny, but these are starting to bug me. Anyone feel the same?
    • diskopo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6The Vin Diesel one was the original, and still the best. I wonder why Chuck got more recognition than Vin did.
  • mobbydick, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1well, i'd like to see it but it doesn't load
  • Hercules, on 10/12/2007, -5/+7BEST.... VIDEO.... EVAR!
  • norbiu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Haha, it may be true you know :)
  • DrWho, on 10/12/2007, -11/+4*****'s just old now man

    sorry, no longer in high school, old and bitter
  • dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Oh hell yeah! God I hope this loads...
    • jadedknight, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Just shows you that people digg before they read
  • tastypastry, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5The jokes are old but seeing Chuck read them off himself makes it so much better.
  • neoform, on 10/12/2007, -12/+50DIGG BUG
    you can vote a reply up multiple times by clicking really fast!
    • eklitzke, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35Sweet, I just dugg your post six times.
    • JustMatt, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15I think I got three in on each. Just had to try, I won't do it anymore though. Someone should fix it before the kids abuse it.
    • psxman, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5Only seems to work for up-mods, though.
    • makgyver, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Kevin commented on this the other day - http://www.digg.com/technology/One_More_Problem_with_Digg_Comments
    • dkarlson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33 diggs for you here. :)
    • slack31337, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2mee too ur at 20 now
    • PlancksCnst, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1makgyver is right. Before I saw his comment, I had to take look at the code. The way it marks diggs is to pass value to the server http:// [current story location]?cdigg=[commentnumber]#[commentnumber] . You can try submitting this value multiple times, but it doesn't ever count it more than once. What happens is it also runs a function that does the fancy display stuff (making the digg buttons gray and fading the # of diggs). So, it actually ends up displaying an incorrect number, but the real digg counter (on the server) is still accurate. To reset the display counters, just refresh the page.
  • largobargo, on 10/12/2007, -10/+5Lame. This belongs on fark.
  • Brian48216, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3As entertaining as this may be, how does this end up on the front page fo digg?????
  • RetroActive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15they missed my favorite one, Brokeback Mountain isnt only the name of a movie, its also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his back yard.
    and another one i like, Crop circles are Chuck Norrises way of telling the world sometimes corn needs to lay the f*ck down.
    • morganie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2those are just beautiful BEAUTIFUL!
  • supernova17, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15When Chuck Norris submits a story to digg, it automatically makes it to Diggnation.
  • diafel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7My favorite Chuck Norris fact is the one where it implies he is tough.
  • AUGTRON, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I mean they're using the funny Vin Diesel ones and chaing the name Vin to Chuck.
  • PirateFSM, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1dead
  • ian.gaenssley, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I thought that if Chuck Norris reads the Chuck Norris Facts, it causes the universe to impload. That just shows you how much of a bad ass Chuck Norris is.
  • ViperDaimao, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Please, Chuck Norris facts are so last week. Get with the times, Jack Bauer facts are where it's at: http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
    • dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1*****
    • antdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I want to see Keith Sutherland read his list! Hehehe!
    • seleucus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i always thought there needed to be a jack bauer list
    • gollo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Who the hell is "Keith" Sutherland? That would be Keifer you idiot. I would sleep with my eyes open tonight if I were you.
  • D4r7h3v1l, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4The song "scotty doesn't know" was originally called "Chuck Norris Doesn't Know", but they had to change it once they realized that that is wrong, no matter what you put after it.

    Spilled Milk cries over Chuck Norris

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

    Chuck Norris always knows where waldo is.
  • dohdig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it does not mean he's gay. He's only run out of women.

    uh.....er......did i just say that
  • diafel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Also no digg for linking to some lame site instead of youtube itself.
  • claco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Jimmy likes it when Chuck Norris refers to himself in the third person.
  • MikeMacMan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the ***** down!
  • Evari, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2who is Chuck Norris anyway?
  • rowlodge, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2its a white thing i guess. (just kidding)
  • jdelamater, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4AMAZING
  • duke_nate, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2"Please, Chuck Norris facts are so last week. Get with the times, Jack Bauer facts are where it's at: http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty"

    NICE!
  • thewise1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5In spite of the absolute stupidity of these jokes, I can't read them without snickering the whole time and making people at my office look at me funny. It was hilarious when it started and it will always be. Maybe I'm just easily amused.
  • airship, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Say what you will, Norris had the right response to this. Instead of crying foul, and siccing lawyers on everybody, he embraces it, goes on TV, makes fun of himself, and proves he's a good sport. In the process, he gets tons of free PR. Too bad other celebrities and companies can't learn to do the same thing.
  • noneroy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Wow, that is a flaw in the code. If you rapidly click the thumbs up you can drive up comments. Kevin, you might want to fix that yo.
  • kcyrus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6thats just awesome. what a cool thing to do.
  • MasterDwarf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Conan OBrien used to do the Walker Texas Ranger snippets when Vivendi bought Universal (or was it the other way around). The clips were cheese zay, but funny.
  • Dargo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Today's Chuck's Birthday!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
  • diafel, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Glad this garbage got knocked off the front page.
  • Hanthus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The site was already incredibly funny, chuck norris reading it was just great!

    (too bad he's not a great reader)
    • dcfife, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Did anybody notice that Chuck only disputed the one about paying taxes?
  • mav-nntc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2fkin hilarious !!!
  • zmigliozzi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0the fact that he read jokes about him self on national TV AHHHH HAHAHA, IM IN TEARS!!!

    Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
  • Charlotte_Web, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1The Chuck Norris Facts page:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
  • Zaxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0That was plain and simply and awesome video clip!
  • erikpemberton, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3This has nothing to do with tech. We can't keep wanting it both ways. If I post a non-tech story I don't want to hear people bitch about it given that this has over 400 digs thus far. Kevin needs to either drop the "tech-related" idea of digg or start moderating things more closely.

    Oh, but wait. Isn't digg supposed to be user-driven? So the conclusion that can be reached here is that by constantly submitting and digging non-tech stories, users want to see digg go in a less tech-related and more general direction.
  • DG4NJ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0That video was friggin awesome man. Chuck is definitely the MAN!
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