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  • CoolDude330, on 10/12/2007, -9/+6Whoa, I could build a park in my backyard and it would look better :P
    • fudged71, on 10/12/2007, -13/+34any of you guys heard of calloway park in calgary alberta ? AWEFUL
      EDIT: target audience= 5 year olds
      Double Edit: probably not the worst though.. sorry, haven't read the article yet
      third edit: sites down anyways
      4th edit: give me the thumbs down.... its up here on the right :).....................................................^
      5th edit: i'll shutup now
    • wompwomp, on 10/12/2007, -20/+66th edit: AWFUL?

      I'm sorry, the spelling nazi within me couldn't resist. :)

      *Mods self down*
    • trogdoor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Mirror with all the pictures ( other page icons are not mirrored because I am lazy ) as fast as google can host them!
      http://trogdoor.googlepages.com/mirroredmirror.htm
    • unidentified, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16"Whoa, I could build a park in my backyard and it would look better :P"

      Oh, it's been done. It's called Neverland Ranch, and it's far worse than this place! I hear there is a white pale man there who seduces you with wine and then rapes you while playing weird music such as "The Way You Make Me Feel."

      You're not allowed in unless you're under 10 though.
    • vertigoblue, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8it was probably abandoned and some guy was just accepting money at the booth...
      i don't know if i would want to go on rides that were, that "well maintained" anyways.
    • misteryxz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I agree with vertigoblue. I imagine locals enter this abandoned place for free and put their money on which tourist will pay the most for the tickets. :-)
    • soogy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Well PACK YOUR BAGS, KIDS! We're going to FANTAZY LAND!!
    • evilTak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Try Joyland, Lubbock, TX.
  • Jeebugorn, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4thats hillarious!! wish i could double digg
  • TekeeTakShak, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2Wow...and I thought I'VE seen bad theme parks. F- ^_^
  • bigpeeler, on 10/12/2007, -7/+4I love the picture of the kids running footraces on the go-cart track. :-D (Page 4 of the thread)

    http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24518&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&sid=5e3e61d1369c2808cd2c471f46f5984a

  • sunnyd, on 10/12/2007, -10/+7This is the best simulator I've seen for coalition forces to fighting terrorists in a real theme park
  • ssdigg, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2If it weren't for the obviously better weather, then this looks exactly like LaRonde ...
  • Zedizdead, on 10/12/2007, -9/+28It makes Michael Jackson's, "Neverland" seem safe.
    • FluffyArmada, on 10/12/2007, -12/+28You know, now that his never-land ranch is more than 15 years old, he isn't interested in it anymore.
    • chris9902, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1lol, very good
  • greenbox, on 10/12/2007, -13/+6i've seen museums more interesting than this.
  • dimatt, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11Wow, that fly house thing scares the crap out of me.
  • murloSad, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1dugg already - oh well
  • haloevo, on 10/12/2007, -10/+13Wow, Digg Effect... Now that, was fast.
    • geoboy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8Maybe "problem loading page" and "operation timed out" are the main attractions at The Worst Theme Park in the World! :D

      I can't wait to ride the "unable to connect to server"!
  • ihate2regist, on 10/12/2007, -14/+4down
  • tacotacotaco, on 10/12/2007, -16/+2site is down
  • Yankees368, on 10/12/2007, -19/+4That is sad...why bother having a web page if it cant sustain itself with more than 50 connections at a time
    • haloevo, on 10/12/2007, -18/+3You mean 50 plus connections of course though, right?...
    • Yankees368, on 10/12/2007, -12/+3Yeah, thats what i said ;-)
    • haloevo, on 10/12/2007, -16/+3oh, but of course.....!
  • xelloss, on 10/12/2007, -15/+5And.... its gone..
  • iceblink2, on 10/12/2007, -40/+6someone else cache a link cause im ***** lazy.........ps ***** you
  • BugMeNot2, on 10/12/2007, -8/+9The topic "worst theme-park in the world", for some reason, reminded me of The Simpsons.
    • haloevo, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5explain
    • KZeni, on 10/12/2007, -9/+7I think it's the simpsons episode where ned flanders creates the christian amusement park, and it had a gas leak, and they thought they saw heaven.
    • fudged71, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2duh.... its comic book guy
      gaktar!!!!
  • chadypu, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4Mirror?
  • Sebastian, on 10/12/2007, -12/+7http://www.themeparkreview.com.nyud.net:8090/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24518
  • cptshamrock, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3site dead
  • mta3d, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2no sorry but pissweak world is still the worst!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late_Show#Pissweak_World

    (you may have had to have seen it for it to be funny)
  • EasilyAmused, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2you should of bought the whole park and brought it home. i would have given them five whole American dollars
  • nicklinus, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1man I hate when sites just dont die. this site is still alive but it is geting hammered and that is why the coral cache link does not work either. damn.
  • ebola, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3Looks like the site is dead. Too many hits?
  • gxcdesign, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5I want a season pass
  • majorbabu, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8digg seriously needs a mirroring system. hope its done in 3.0
  • chewtoy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8Why do people keep digging this when the site is dead?
    • jaiwithani, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8Ask nano-mario.
    • otatop, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10So they can go back to it later when the site isn't down.
    • Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6so that we can look at them later once the traffic has died down. I digg stories solely based on this fact quite often
    • skunkman62, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1those damned "diggbots"
  • FormulaOne, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1
    For a second there I thought you were going to post pictures of your bedroom / MySpace crib.
  • bigpeeler, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Crap, I had no idea the link was so weak. Oh well, trust me...the photos are a mixture of depression/surrealism/hilarity.

    Kids having footraces on the defunked go-cart track. Weeeeee....
    http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2646/aaaaaa2lo.jpg

  • tessalee, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1I wish I could have seen the link...the story caught my eye and the comments have had me laughing. I'll watch to see if it gets back up and running....would love to see how shadey this theme park really is. As if carnies/clowns/ and freak show folk are not scary enough....
  • cptshamrock, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4how can you digg this if you cant see it?
    • cptshamrock, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2coral cache seems to be working now
  • skunkman62, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4you forgot to put "EVER!!!" at the end of your title.
  • diceone, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1i still think this is the worst one, you can tell from the website.

    http://www.jeepersaz.com/index.html
    • pixelwerx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Not to be rude, but how is that a theme park?

      Looks like a pizza party/kiddie ride center, and based on the pics from the website, I'd say it's much nicer than some of the carnivalesque death traps I've seen.
    • diceone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0sorry, should've been more clear. they don't show the pictures of the "jungle" theme they attempt to make. then again, i'm probably just bitter about wasting 3 years of my life working there. the pictures make it look a lot better than it is in person.
  • WayneMan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Makes me think of Detroit...
    • gxcdesign, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Even then Detroit is still a craphole compared to this...at least there's no guns ablaze
  • sfmman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Can anyone tell me what the name of the park is?
  • Continium, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Down
  • Psykus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Digg effect wins again.
  • aaronlidman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5http://diggmirrorjustincase.blogspot.com/
    • PathDaemon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Your mirror? It doesn't work. Yeah.
    • trogdoor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2When you mirror a page you need to mirror the images and change the html to point to your site instead of the site which is dead.
    • trogdoor, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Luckily though from your mirror of the html I was able to wget the images from the original site (very slowly) without just getting a server error so here is my mirrored mirror and more pictures will be available as I get them.
      http://trogdoor.googlepages.com/mirroredmirror.htm
  • serra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Where was this place? I was thinking it was probably a place that's near me, it's horrible.
    • WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Alexandria, Egypt.

      And to think it was a place where they once built great pyramids....
    • OBKenobi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1[quote]And to think it was a place where they once built great pyramids....[/quote]

      Without all those slaves to build them for you, it's not so easy to do.
  • Vector713, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1wow, that's kinda sad. :
  • gridman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Surely this is the worst theme park in the world: Dinosaur Adventure Land

    http://www.csicop.org/si/2004-11/hovind.html
  • siouxmoux, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3I thought Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land was the worst. I Guest not.
    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F01.html
  • goat4, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2It sure would be GREAT IF I COULD ***** SEE any of the mirrors, LET ALONE the site itself.


    You are all ***** imbeciles.
  • RJNavarrete, on 10/12/2007, -6/+0D.I.O.
    Digged Into Oblivion.
    LMAO.
    • RJNavarrete, on 10/12/2007, -6/+0Damn... I meant Dugg Into Oblivion. Ah oh well. You get the point. :]
  • -=Ross=-, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2lol I love how digg works like a DoS program...always mass-connecting.

    Just wait til tommorrow to read this guys. Bookmark it.
  • bluflame, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1The second mirror worked well for me, it didn't show all the pictures, though.
  • tony11572, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I love this new comment rating system. Now i can read only the worthy ones. TY digg.com
  • carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1the place doesn't look like the worst ever, it just looks like one which was ok at one point, but there are many such parks which became unprofitable and wound up limping along. it's sad, but this looks like one
  • halipan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Take me there!!
  • WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://diggmirrorjustincase.blogspot.com/
    This mirror worked.
    Thanks, aaaronlidman!
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