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There Will Be Blood--On Ice!

deadspin.com — Well, transmission fluid really, but it sure looks like someone got run over by a zamboni.

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  • petervenkman, on 02/27/2008, -51/+20I hope it was Crosby.
    • spyd3rweb, on 02/27/2008, -11/+7Anything to get the media to stop talking about him NON-STOP.
    • FeloniusMonkey, on 02/27/2008, -3/+9Flyers fan are ya?
      • Btrash, on 02/27/2008, -12/+2No, probably a non-NHL fan who only knows the name crosby from watching espn, where crosby is the only name ever mentioned regarding anything relating to hockey.
        • DiscoPotato, on 02/27/2008, -1/+4Why would he care if he was a non-NHL fan? He doesn't have to watch the hockey segments if he doesn't like hockey.
    • npg6913, on 02/27/2008, -8/+3what? cindy crosby died, his lungs exploded.
    • principlePwr, on 02/27/2008, -4/+0I would cry
    • sum33t, on 02/27/2008, -2/+3You hope it was cosby that made the oil leak?
      • sum33t, on 02/27/2008, -3/+1its a good thing i wrote cosby instead of crosby! :S
    • Deviant_Tech, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2Crosby died for our sins. If you believe in him, you shall have everlasting life.
    • vladin, on 02/27/2008, -2/+1Why is Crosby kicking your teams ass? Poor bastard.. WooT!! *Pulls your jersey over your head, punches you in face*
      • Gravey9, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3anybody who types "WooT" definitely can't throw a punch.
  • ObamaWins08, on 02/27/2008, -8/+139My Zamboni.. I have abandoned my zamboni!
    • inverselogic, on 02/27/2008, -6/+1Zomboni attack =O
    • MetaMars, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Wit on digg!? Blasphemy.
    • cnot3, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2I DRANK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
    • GeorgeStone2, on 02/27/2008, -3/+1Hahaha good game ObamaWins2008.
      • PeteyEks, on 02/27/2008, -1/+1Sephiroth holds nothing back, he has no boundaries...
    • spikeismoo, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1DRAINAGEEEEE
    • simmux, on 02/27/2008, -2/+2I was the VMTO (Venue Medical Technical Officer) in Palavela - Torino Winter Olympics 2006, short track and figure skating - and Zamboni was one of the names we spoke of most frequently. Places were called Zamboni such as moments during the day - when it resurfaced. Same thing during the Paralympic games - sledge hokey - and Universiads. The technicians were really wonderful people to work with. None broke :-) Ice = Zamboni. Period.
    • allengeer, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3BASTARD IN A BASKET!
  • rogercso, on 02/27/2008, -104/+3Thiago Neves faz tatuagem no braço como presente de aniversário.
    Mauro Leão, Rio.
    Censurado por todos os lados nas Laranjeiras e proibido pelo técnico Renato Gaúcho de fazer qualquer tipo de provocação, Thiago Neves voltou a dar entrevistas, ontem. Mas é visível a preocupação do jogador em não se exceder nos comentários. Se não quer mais criar polêmicas, adotando agora uma linha light, pelo menos ele vai apresentar novidades no visual: uma enorme tatuagem que começa no ombro e vai até o cotovelo. “Nesta quarta-feira vou fazer 22 anos e começarei a tatuagem, que já está riscada. Sei que dói muito, pois a região é sensível. Mas vai ficar linda”. Thiago Neves disse que não assistiu à decisão da Taça Guanabara, domingo, entre Flamengo e Botafogo. “Eu estava lá em Curitiba, onde curti a folga de domingo com minha família, festejando antecipadamente o meu aniversário”. Porém, o meia tricolor ouviu comentários sobre a partida: “Fiquei sabendo que o Botafogo foi prejudicado pela arbitragem. Mas não quero me meter nisso. Tenho que cuidar é do Fluminense”. Garantindo respeitar Flamengo, Vasco e Botafogo, Thiago Neves aponta o Fluminense como um dos favoritos para conquistar a Taça Rio: “Vejam bem. Não estou menosprezando ninguém. Mas temos um grupo forte e precisamos desse título”. Segundo Thiago Neves, o ideal para o time é o esquema com dois atacantes. “Posso jogar na minha verdadeira posição, como quarto homem de meio-campo sem precisar voltar muito”, afirmou o jogador, nome certo na equipe que estreará na Taça Rio, sábado, contra a Cabofriense. Renato manterá Dodô no banco, escalando a dupla Leandro Amaral e Washington no ataque.
    • virtualball, on 02/27/2008, -1/+16Huh?
    • KnightofCydonia, on 02/27/2008, -0/+10Its about soccer...which isn't hockey...
    • Samsong, on 02/27/2008, -2/+19He meant to say
      Thiago Snows makes tattooing in the arm as present of anniversary. Mauro Lion, River. Censured for all the sides in the Laranjeiras and forbidden by the Renato technician Gaucho to make any type of provocation, Thiago Snows came back to give interviews, yesterday. But the concern of the player in not exceeding the commentaries is visible. If it does not want more to create controversies, adopting now a line light, at least goes to present new features in the appearance: an enormous tattooing that starts in the shoulder and goes until the elbow. "In this Wednesday I go to make 22 years and I will start the tattooing, that already is scratched out. I know that it aches very, therefore the region is sensible. But it goes to be pretty ". Thiago Snows said that it did not attend the decision of the Guanabara Goblet, sunday, between Flamengo and Botafogo. "I was back in Curitiba, where I tanned the recess of sunday with my family, festejando anticipatedly my anniversary". However, the tricolor stocking heard commentaries on the departure: "I was knowing that the Botafogo was wronged for the arbitration. But I do not want to put itself in this. I have that to take care of it is of the Inhabitant of the state of Rio de Janeiro ". Guaranteeing to respect Flamengo, Vasco and Botafogo, Thiago Snows it points the Inhabitant of the state of Rio de Janeiro as one of the favourites person or thing to conquer the Goblet River: "They see well. I am not menosprezando nobody. But we have a strong group and we need this heading ". According to Thiago Snows, the ideal for the teams is the project with two aggressors. "I can play in my true position, as room man of half-field without needing to come back very", affirmed the player, certain name in the team that will estreará in the Goblet River, Saturday, against the Cabofriense. Renato will keep Dodô in the bank, scaling the pair Leandro Amaral and Washington in the attack
      • kss42, on 02/27/2008, -0/+28Thanking you I will for that to translate did. I encountered there was mostly information. But however, I was noticed that the translator for computer is not perfect. Mistakes make it some times. And human with stagecoach is translating always better, or watermelon.
        • TnTBass, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2... or, watermelon.
          Classic!
        • Merendino, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2Thanks *****, I just spit coffee on my keyboard because i was laughing so hard.... you aught to be ashamed of yourself.
        • oscarwp, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1kss42, you are a genius.
      • Hoogs, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2While reading that, I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud in my photography class. Thanks for the laugh.
      • allengeer, on 02/27/2008, -1/+1BASTARD IN A BASKET!!!
    • TecK415, on 02/27/2008, -8/+4What the ***** is that *****??
  • fleury29, on 02/27/2008, -26/+19LETS GO PENS!
    • wraptor347, on 02/27/2008, -7/+3lol Too bad you guys lost that game. GO SHARKS!
    • principlePwr, on 02/27/2008, -3/+4pittsburgh rules
    • 471776, on 02/27/2008, -3/+1This is the Red Wing's year though. Notice how even with a 6-game losing streak, they're still beating everyone else by an embarrassing margin?
      • vladin, on 02/27/2008, -2/+1Sorry had to digg you down. You are right though. but GO PENS!!!!
  • freakguy54321, on 02/27/2008, -13/+2Blood
  • hinkbot, on 02/27/2008, -13/+7how exactly does something like this happen. A zamboni can't have more than 10 miles put on it a year, can it?
  • thelastcivilian, on 02/27/2008, -5/+37Don't mess with the zamboni driver.
    • robbob, on 02/29/2008, -0/+1Thought he ran over an octopus at a Red Wings game
  • Zlorp, on 02/27/2008, -6/+127how many gears do you need to go 3 mph?
    • Brad324, on 02/27/2008, -1/+37According to my calculations: no less than twelve.
    • Dylson, on 02/27/2008, -9/+34 gears for every mile per hour AHHAHAHAHAHA
    • antonio97b, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4You need to be able to go backwards and use a clutch system. You don't want to be going forward (or backward) as soon as you turn on the key.
      • Zlorp, on 02/27/2008, -4/+1yeah but going backwards and using a clutch dont require a transmission
        • GNAAstaos, on 02/27/2008, -0/+5That's what she said.
        • antonio97b, on 02/28/2008, -1/+1You are stupid.
          • Zlorp, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1foward and reverse as well as a clutch system do not require the kind of transmission that would need that much/kind of fluid.
          • antonio97b, on 02/29/2008, -0/+1Oh, I assume you're well versed on Zamboni transmissions? I'm not but that is a big assumption. I guess the engineers just put that much fluid for show, why the hell would they research it?
    • SeventhSon, on 02/28/2008, -0/+2Zambonii actually have a top speed of 9-10 mph.
  • abeabeabeabeabe, on 02/27/2008, -14/+63i guess it was that time of the month...
  • KnightofCydonia, on 02/27/2008, -17/+5THIS IS SP...err...PITTSBURGH!!!!!
  • DonJohnTom, on 02/27/2008, -15/+5wow this is worst than what happened with Richard Zednik......................to soon?
  • Stuart750, on 02/27/2008, -9/+2Probably the Germans....
  • 6tonmantis, on 02/27/2008, -12/+7OMGWTFZAMBONI
  • anteyekon4myst, on 02/27/2008, -6/+27Looks like the end of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
    • boombye, on 02/27/2008, -1/+8Oh with the steam roller, I almost forgot about that..Damn I wonder why you even have -2 for that..I dugg you back up for reminding me bout that movie.
      • anteyekon4myst, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1I was shocked too. I blame it on teens too young to remember, inbreeding and a mix between the two.
        • imdwalrus, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1A few weeks ago, I saw the movie on Turner Classic Movies. Between that and the fact that Disney seems to have all but abandoned the Roger character because of messy licensing issues, I think that the movie's heyday is long gone.
    • androo002345, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4"Remember me Eddie? When I KILLED...YOUR....BROTHER?!?!"
  • FeartheKnighted, on 02/27/2008, -5/+81I was expecting a VERY bad mash up between the movie "There will be blood" and the ESPN clip of Zednik getting cut by a hockey skate.
    • Iamironman, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2buried Inaccurate, I didn't see Daniel Day-Lewis anywhere...
    • dash1185, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1I was expecting the announcement that "There will be blood" will be adapted in a musical on ice... such a relief, it's only a murder.
  • jontilton, on 02/27/2008, -11/+37I drink your milkshake!
    • Akaji, on 02/27/2008, -3/+5Oh great, not another lame meme.
    • bonk2k, on 02/27/2008, -1/+5Come on you can do better than that.
      Maybe something like "I DRINK YOUR MILKSH... ZAMBONI TRANSMISSION FLUID?" would have worked better. Don't worry, you'll get em next time kid.
    • robotosaurus, on 02/27/2008, -0/+7DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNAAAAAAGGGGEEEE
  • lukeydukey, on 02/27/2008, -8/+9If you're wondering why you haven't seen any commercials for Happy Feet on ice...this is why.
  • DeFex, on 02/27/2008, -9/+6You would think they could maintain something that only drives over very smooth terrain a few miles a week.
  • mets91, on 02/27/2008, -14/+8Is that a blimp in the third picture!?!?...wtf
    • bryan4, on 02/27/2008, -2/+29Have you never been to a hockey game? Most arenas have those mini blimps that float around dropping gift certificates, etc.
    • Brad324, on 02/27/2008, -4/+4Google Ron Paul!
      "wait, how the ***** did that get in here?"
  • BestJaxx, on 02/27/2008, -9/+2"No, don't worry: A Pittsburgh Penguin did not get crushed on the ice. It's just what happens when a Zamboni's transmission fails." Way to ruin it for us.
  • RDRP, on 02/27/2008, -11/+16This usually happens about once a month.
    • TheTaint, on 02/27/2008, -2/+9I guess the first menstrual joke wasn't enough!
  • DjViral, on 02/27/2008, -12/+2u know there'd be a lot more diggs if this was a person getting crushed...but why the ***** is watevers leaking from it red? :S
    • metalwolf, on 02/27/2008, -3/+4Thats transmission fluid, apparently very old transmission fluid. Correct me if i am wrong, please.
      • Brad324, on 02/27/2008, -0/+8you're wrong. The fluid is indeed blood.
        • lex0nyc, on 02/27/2008, -2/+3--dy Mary Mix
          • rspeed, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1Oh, one for me then, please!
            Use vodka for antifreeze and bloody mary mix for the transmission fluid. That's my kind of vehicle.
        • TheTaint, on 02/27/2008, -1/+1lulz
  • Mrdudeperson, on 02/27/2008, -6/+4It's just a bruise, he'll be back on the ice in no time.
    • rspeed, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1What are you talking about, he's all over the ice!
  • castevens, on 02/27/2008, -0/+35Everyone is on Google looking up Zednik's name to come up with a witty comment
  • psshsi, on 02/27/2008, -9/+2Blood
  • RBrenner14, on 02/27/2008, -10/+4I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! *SLURRRRRRP* I DRINK IT UP!
  • psshsi, on 02/27/2008, -6/+0Blood1
  • JohnDavis730, on 02/27/2008, -8/+6SPLATTER-SPREE!!
  • ElBeh, on 02/27/2008, -10/+5OM NOM NOM NOM
  • Poweroft, on 02/27/2008, -10/+1Who has red transmission fluid?
    • sbluetruck, on 02/27/2008, -0/+13just about every vehicle...
    • danio, on 02/27/2008, -0/+7you must get ripped off when you go to the mechanic
      • munkyxtc, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Last time was a cheap trip; he didn't need the headlight fluid to be topped off.
    • fuzzybeard, on 02/27/2008, -1/+1Depending on your definition, blood would count as transmission fluid; therefore we all do!
      Literally, All ATF is reddish-pink.
  • elizabethb221, on 02/27/2008, -3/+22Apparently witty comments for these pictures are nowhere to be found.

    Possibly mine included.
  • Fractl, on 02/27/2008, -6/+1Man...I bet that ice was pretty slipper--oh, wait.
  • bamassippi, on 02/27/2008, -1/+37If the penguin would've only waddled faster.
  • Pete0430, on 02/27/2008, -3/+15It seems the Americans haven't advanced that far in zamboni technology since the time of Canadian Bacon
    • boombye, on 02/27/2008, -2/+5I didn't know that Canadian Bacon was considered "Zamboni technology", what planet are these Zamboni from?
      • ArandiaT, on 02/27/2008, -0/+6I guess you never saw the movie...
        • boombye, on 02/27/2008, -1/+1Does it star Rick Moranis? haha
        • yacks, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1John Candy. Rhea Pearlman, Alan alda as POTUSA.. and you can even catch a glimpse of Michael Moore a couple of times.. oh and Dan ankroyd..and Steven Wright oh and wallace Shawn bluh. now i need to go watch it :)
          • rspeed, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1I damn-near ***** a brick when I saw on IMDB that Michael Moore was the director.
  • MyDiggIsBig, on 02/27/2008, -7/+2HP Pavilian...you dissapoint once again
  • Lord_oftheTrons, on 02/27/2008, -7/+2What are they using for transmission fluid, Merlot? No wonder my season tickets are so expensive.
  • donald347, on 02/27/2008, -7/+1Lame, it's not even blood.
  • chungmaster, on 02/27/2008, -6/+1OK.. This is kinda gross, but it's hockey, and there's blood. Not for people with weak stomaches.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4r_3t5fpdc&feature ...
  • potisreallygood, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Malarchuk'd

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdt8nDOY9fk

    best buick commercial ever
  • harryterry, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2well in that case. this is the most recent one of Richard Zednik. He'll actually be coming back to play next season.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vjoByuFt1_8
  • Brad324, on 02/27/2008, -2/+6In a related note "should the emo zamboni driver be held responsible for delaying the game?"
  • luet, on 02/27/2008, -1/+5Oh, for a second I thought this was about the film, I was about to kill myself
  • VelvetoneFusion, on 02/27/2008, -1/+4I am a false coach, Gretzky is a superstition!
  • lastmovement, on 02/27/2008, -7/+1In its path is the wreckage of critical thinking about what ails the US and what bold, revolutionary actions are needed.
    http://realrapnewz.blogspot.com/2008/02/delusional ...
  • scarz99, on 02/27/2008, -7/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbujcsWfFgU
    Thats horrifying
  • UNDERSTAR, on 02/27/2008, -2/+12Someone had a game period.
  • MCCULLAH, on 02/27/2008, -1/+5dugg for zamboni
  • DragonGirl724, on 02/27/2008, -5/+5wow that was completely lame. thanks for making it front page diggers.
  • wildbillhick, on 02/27/2008, -7/+2you see, i have a competition in me, i look at hockey players and i see nothing worth liking.
  • josh84p, on 02/27/2008, -2/+1I guess there are worse things than getting cut in the neck with a hockey skate!
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