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- thedsack, on 12/11/2008, -0/+44That Blows
- herbiehotwater, on 12/12/2008, -0/+11Say it aint so joe
- 1ShotJake, on 12/12/2008, -0/+11I can't beleive I just google'd snow blower puns
- jgopp, on 12/12/2008, -0/+10I'm surprised he uses his own snowblower. Seems to me someone with that much money would have a service do it for you simply for the convenience.
Oh well... hope he heals quick, old time rivals with my wings. - publishcron, on 12/12/2008, -1/+10No kidding, goes to show how down to earth hockey players are.
- publishcron, on 12/12/2008, -2/+10Way to go "Fargo" on your own hand Joe. More proof that you should play back home in Vancouver where the snow stays on the mountains where it belongs.
- wastelander, on 12/12/2008, -0/+7Reminds me of a story my brother (an ER doc) told me. While he was working in upstate New York a fellow came in with a mangled hand. Apparently he was using a slow blower when it became clogged with snow, so he used a broom-stick to clear it and the snow blower ended up chewing up the broom-stick. When it got clogged again, he didn't want to ruin another broom-stick, so he reached in with his hand..
He said his job as an ER doc was to weaken the gene pool by working against natural selection. - inactive, on 12/12/2008, -0/+6Poking a snowblower with a stick could make it mad.
- tomz17, on 12/12/2008, -0/+6Holy crap... have you seen a snowblower recently!? EVERY orifice has a big warning STICKER that graphically depicts body parts being chopped off.
What kind of a moron would EVER stick their fingers in there.. EVEN WHEN IT'S OFF, there could be unsprung loads on the metal that could amputate body parts. USE A STICK! - s0nicfreak, on 12/12/2008, -0/+5It's not a FREAK accident when you stick your hand inside a snowblower.
- CaptRage, on 12/12/2008, -0/+5Freak accident?!?!
You don't unclog snow blowers when they are running! - inactive, on 12/12/2008, -0/+5Joe Sakic tried to bodycheck the snowblower.
- kmattso, on 12/12/2008, -0/+4Someone should give him a hand with that.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -1/+5freak accident?
i doubt he should be allowed to operate a screwdriver, let alone a snow blower - greeniemeani, on 12/12/2008, -0/+4Buried as inaccurate.
- graemee, on 12/12/2008, -0/+3OR OFF, engine compression will get you. USE a stick not your hand.
- Joomal, on 12/12/2008, -0/+3At least it wasn't a leaf blower. yes the pun is intended.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -1/+3ooooOOO!!! there's rotating blades! i wonder if my hand will fit in there!! -homer simpson
- blader1125, on 12/12/2008, -1/+3Well, there goes his career.
- Seaseme, on 12/12/2008, -0/+2I've met Joe Sakic twice, once at a movie theater with Adam Deadmarsh and their girlfriends, and once I just happen to have had the opportunity to play paintball with the entire avalanche team, including Ray Borque and Patric Roy. He's a great guy, stood around and kicked the ***** with me for like 15 minutes, even though I was only 12 or 13.
- Rev0lver, on 12/12/2008, -0/+2Couldn't happened to a nicer guy. We wish you a speedy recovery, Sak!
- rheaume, on 12/12/2008, -1/+3Dugg for truth, we even got a ***** street named after him here and for what? He should have come back here for the last few years of his career for a fat contract and some real love, ***** Denver.
- inactive, on 12/12/2008, -0/+2It was a wood chipper in Fargo...
- AdamaObama, on 12/12/2008, -0/+2Sorry, but I can't help but respect a guy who will snowblow his own driveway when he's made that much since 1989.
- Factionrider, on 12/12/2008, -0/+2"According to the consumer products safety commission, snowblower injuries are common. "
-FTA - WeaponAlpha, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1Couldn't he afford to pay someone to do that?
- Stiverton, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1Aw man, I was already upset enough thinking about how close he is getting to retirement. :(
- drimo, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1I gotta feel sorry for the guy. He's at the end of his career and now this? I hope he can turn it around, but not far enough to affect my favorite team.
- Barackalypse, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1The man has earned $87 million dollars since 1989, what the hell is he doing playing snow removal?
http://www.hockeyzoneplus.com/salaries/3401 - S7aind, on 12/12/2008, -2/+3Most pro athletes are pretty down to earth. You hear about the prima donnas a lot, but the vast majority of pro athletes are pretty normal people.
- AdamaObama, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1You piss me off. The Avs are great!
- cl2yp71c, on 12/12/2008, -3/+4In other news: Obama struggles to open a pickle jar.
- carl25, on 12/12/2008, -1/+2get a shovel
- sanman, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1the really embarrassing part of the accident was his groin injury, including damage to his foreskin
- strikerK, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1nice guy, as well as hockey legend
- manjar, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1Snowblower? I just met 'er.
- theskillwithin, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1double bind
- haikuFU, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1I hate it when you bend down in front of a snowblower and it rips your fingers off and throws them in your face. It's just adding insult to injury.
***** snowblowers. - ridestp, on 12/12/2008, -1/+2Why doesn't he have his own Zamboni?
- Seaseme, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1Good thing it was his last season anyway :)
- theskillwithin, on 12/12/2008, -0/+1haha get it you cant say no comment without it being a comment
- theskillwithin, on 12/12/2008, -3/+4no comment
- bestweb1, on 02/28/2009, -0/+0how do you get pwned by a snowblower in the first place... geez http://www.reacthosting.com/
- brewt1, on 01/23/2009, -0/+0How's Sakic doing? I wonder if he still snow blows his own driveway? I think he could afford to pay someone to plow.
http://www.snowblowerrepair.org
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