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- Ocelot13, on 03/11/2008, -1/+26what times of crisis are we talking about here? nuclear fallout? meteor strike? zombies?
each one requires a different plan... i mean you cant go around shooting meteors in the head... - stupidStan, on 03/11/2008, -0/+144. Crowbar
- cnot3, on 03/11/2008, -1/+15Things to have in time of Crisis:
1. Nanosuit
2. SCAR
3. Several planned sequels - inactive, on 03/11/2008, -1/+14Why do I get the strong feeling that the first 40 or so Diggs and first three comments were bought and paid for by the website? And htat magically, this website is going to get EVERY submission on Digg's front page from now on?
- elchuy, on 03/11/2008, -5/+15Sorry but I'm not gay.
- inactive, on 03/11/2008, -4/+14How....is this on the front page.........how........?
- stupidStan, on 03/11/2008, -2/+11I declare Shenanigans!
That chick looked hot in the thumbnail on the front page... :( - IllBeBack, on 03/11/2008, -2/+10[This comment deleted by the Church of Vegans]
- PauliAnna, on 03/11/2008, -4/+12great advice! but what's with the girl and the upside-down smile?
- spyd3rweb, on 03/11/2008, -0/+75. TAC gun, for when giant alien motherships attack.
- Wartz, on 03/11/2008, -0/+76. IBM super computer
- Neticule, on 03/11/2008, -1/+7I seriously need an action plan for when the banks close up take all my money (which is worthless at that point anyways) and I cant pay my bills. Someone write me up an action plan to deal with that. Should I just move to Canada already or what?
- GinsuGuy585, on 03/11/2008, -3/+9Do some speed. Problems just go flying by...
- Neticule, on 03/11/2008, -1/+7Falling US dollar :)
- displaced1, on 03/11/2008, -6/+11Vegetarian Hippies
- DrMonkeyLove, on 03/11/2008, -0/+5There is only one crisis management plan:
1. Panic.
2. Start fires.
3. Run away from fires.
4. Shoot something (it doesn't really matter what)
5. Start more fires.
6. Panic about the fact that the fires are really getting out of control at this point
7a. Check for dinosaurs.
7b. Probably try to kill dinosaurs if there are any.
8. How're those fires going? Throw some gasoline on them.
9. Loot and riot.
10. Profit!
It's pretty much foolproof. - djepik, on 03/11/2008, -0/+5I was hoping there would be some info on how to prepare for zombies. unfortunately no...
- hadak, on 03/11/2008, -1/+5So....eat well and exercise?
- budgeysmuggler, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4What no alcohol, That is a crisis madam!
- inactive, on 03/11/2008, -2/+6Wow, this site is pure crap. Just for ramming all this vegan ***** down my throat I'm going to choke some kittens.
- SpaceMonkeyZero, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Just don't pay the bills. What are they going to do? Send some goons over to rough you up, and pay them in worthless paper money?
- cnot3, on 03/11/2008, -2/+5She didn't plan!
- tensider, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your RSS feed.
- Dundasbro, on 03/11/2008, -1/+4I'm sure I could fit shooting something in the head into my meteor strike crisis plan.
- Copsh, on 03/11/2008, -1/+3TIME CRISIS!?
- inactive, on 03/11/2008, -3/+5"Vow to take care of yourself every day" -- can I get a witness?!
- h3lx, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2no, but it's equally easy to believe that people like me who have had some rather ill dealings with Microsoft won't hesitate to politely tell them to go ***** themselves... Being #1 doesn't mean they can't be #2. Their product(s) is/ are/ forever will be, *****.
- KingGorilla, on 03/11/2008, -0/+28. Cargo Pants
- alk509, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2Her next blog post will be titled "Your action plan for gaming Digg and getting your ***** spam on the front page".
- KingGorilla, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2Where are my fellow Bacon lovers in protest?
- roho76, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!" Daily Affirmations With Stuart Smalley.
- ebcreasoner, on 03/11/2008, -0/+27. At least a baggy worth of the herb.
- inactive, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1Why would they pay for it? Are you new to Digg? Crappy blog sites pay for people to create multiple accounts on Digg ALL THE TIME. Because if they help their submission get to the front page regularly, they make far more money in ad sense than they pay to these mutliple account peopel.
- portos12, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1There are crisis in every persons life.
http://www.bluedune.net - Andia83, on 03/11/2008, -1/+2I don't think throwing out half the things in my pantry will help reduce my stress. And I thought this was going to be a guide on what to do during a REAL crisis. I should've known. >: Z
- sw33tsarin, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1Meditating? I prefer punching makiwara and practicing kumite with my sister. So much for the peaceful approach eh?
- SpaceMonkeyZero, on 03/11/2008, -1/+2She looks like she smells something stinky. Swamp vag I bet.
- designerutah, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1Stop, drop and roll?
Crawl under a desk or table?
Run in circles, scream and shout?
Lock and Load?
Smash things and steal stuff?
Hide in the basement, arm up and wait it out?
Ohhhh.... you aren't talking about actual crises. You're talking about emotional patheticness, like Tadd getting eliminated off American Idol, or Britney shaving her head. Here's my advice, GET A LIFE! Stop having emotional drama over the little things in life. Ask yourself this, "What's the worst that could happen?" And if you didn't say, "Death", "Severe Injury", "Total Parapalegia" or "Vegetative State", then it's not a freaking crisis. It's a problem. A challenge. And it's what adds spice to life. It's the difficult things in life we overcome that give us our self confidence, that help make us capable of standing on our own two feet. If small stuff, like a friend forgetting your birthday, causes you to have an emotional crisis, you need to get relax. Here's a couple of good axioms to live by.
1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
Even if you live in the armpit of the world, and your life is crap, it's still better than being dead. Learn to laugh at it. God must hate you, personally. So hate him back, fight hard and try to make the best of your crap life. Because, in the end, you're going to die. No matter what, you're going to die. You can't change that, so you might as well put your effort into changing what you can change... how you deal with your life.
2. Unless it's terminal, it's ALL small stuff.
Found your spouse is cheating on you? Yes, it hurts. Yes, it makes you feel bad. So DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Cheat on her. Kick her out. Sit down, talk about it, remake your marriage into an open marriage, with benefits for both of you. Point is, stressing over it just makes it harder to do something constructive, so don't stress. Relax, think about where you want to be in 5 years, and take steps to get there. If that means walking out and divorcing her ass, do it. If that means going to her, finding out why she needed to/wanted to sleep around, do it. Take charge and don't have "emotional crises"! In the end, the time, effort, and heartache you put into your crises is wasted. You can't get it back. It doesn't do any good. And you have to put effort into feeling better afterward. What's the point?
Some may say this is a harsh attitude. But if you try it, even if you don't entirely succeed, it helps reduce the struggle and anguish you'll experience. - wookiecontrol, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1I hope this horrible story stays on the front page
- h3lx, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1The all powerful Volkswagen driving athiest Mac fanboy vegan lobby has willed it.
- KingGorilla, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1That's a frown not an upside-down smile!
- inactive, on 03/11/2008, -1/+2I often think we are led to believe the world is in perpetual crisis. Create fear and control the masses....But there is a way to escape and that is to meditate and know yourself. Create your own reality and make it a different one...http://www.asterothsdomain.com/drupal/?q=free
- cambob76, on 03/11/2008, -1/+2Remove the head or destroy the brain.
- Truzseeker, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1my action plan is to mitigate the depression, work hard, and leave Amerika comrades, that's the key
- inactive, on 03/11/2008, -2/+3Personally, I don't see a pro-Vista stance. What I DO see are people who don't blindly follow the "Everything Microsoft does sucks" party line that Digg used to have.
I think people are just getting fed up with fanboys and anti-fanboys who scream "Vista sucks!" and then claim that they haven't used a MS product in years, therefore admitting that they have never TRIED Vista - Immortalhippo, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1Great advice...For a Hippie.
- GlassAgate, on 03/12/2008, -0/+0Alternate plan (fewer steps)
1. Wait for others to perform DrMonkeyLove's plan
2. Find a weapon, to protect yourself with
3. Steal their earned profit
4. Declare it as your own
5. Fend off others with weapon
6. Survive - Roberto1977, on 05/02/2008, -0/+0Do you how to properly care for the pets, what medicines do they need and how to maintain their health normally? If you have any pets' health problems come here:
Pet Meds & Pet Medications: http://www.jeneric.biz/group/pets.html - CheeseburgerBro, on 03/11/2008, -2/+2Oh, come ON.
*****. Right. Off.
Do we look that insipid to YOU? Buried, damn you, BURIED! - seanchristopher, on 03/11/2008, -0/+0I read this as Time Crisis.
WILD DOG! -
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