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- cptshamrock, on 10/29/2008, -2/+44In other news, living is hazardous to your health.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 10/28/2008, -0/+24Hopefully this risk is reduced if you don't play the trumpet and do yoga at the same time! That would take a contortionist :-)
- shutaro, on 10/28/2008, -0/+19So, you're saying I should quit the trumpet yoga?
- AmyVernon, on 10/28/2008, -0/+16No, the yoga trumpet. The trumpet yoga is still OK in moderation.
- Terasiel, on 10/29/2008, -0/+13This just in! Daily exercise can put fatigue on key points on the body that, some researchers claim, can dramatically increase the likelihood of gaining injury.
- roctimo, on 10/29/2008, -0/+8Jesus, I was a swimmer in high school, we trained in the weight room, and I played trumpet in the jazz band. No wonder I can't see *****.
Please refrain from swimmer fag and band geek jokes if possible. Thank you for your cooperation. - MattB123, on 10/29/2008, -0/+7But not doing them could make YOU go blind!
- TheHim, on 10/29/2008, -0/+6Yay, perfectly inapplicable and thus useless results. Life causes cancer, so don't live, please...
- IIECONII, on 10/29/2008, -1/+7But what about yogic-trumpeting? Am I safe?
- acegi, on 10/29/2008, -0/+6don't breathe, don't eat, don't walk, don't stand, don't sit, don't live. they all give you cancer.
- inactive, on 10/29/2008, -1/+7remember kids, don't blow your yoga partner
- frazw, on 10/29/2008, -0/+5Yeah but why stop there, I mean hearing is important too, better sell that radio.
- del56, on 10/29/2008, -1/+6more evidence to support my couch potato lifestyle
- Kenzan, on 10/29/2008, -1/+6What about farting?
- phenom2k7, on 10/29/2008, -0/+5He'll get arthritis then from doing nothing.
The only answer for better health is suicide. - del56, on 10/29/2008, -0/+5I like to call it the yompet
- Crazy888, on 10/29/2008, -4/+9smoke weed ma *****.
- billbugger, on 10/29/2008, -3/+8"...,sleeping face down,... Avoiding sleeping with the eyes in contact with a pillow or sleep mask may help to slow the progression of pressure-sensitive eye diseases..."
Damn, no more doggie with the drunk women, it'll make them go blind. - PopcornDave, on 10/29/2008, -0/+4No, living is fine. It's being born that will kill you.
- virtorio, on 10/29/2008, -1/+5Hey researchers, how about some good news for a change.
- EchoAlpha, on 10/29/2008, -0/+3As a trumpet player, I don't doubt that my eyes could be damaged.
- abrigger, on 10/29/2008, -1/+3sell your pc, tv and listen to the radio. this would guarantee you a perfect vision
- del56, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2just don't force it. god help you if you're constipated.
- imasuperDOTcom, on 10/29/2008, -5/+7TAKE THAT YOU YOGA-DOING FREAKS!
- drgmdp, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2buried for bad news
- DoctorX, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2"Researchers are recommending that all individuals immediately wrap themselves in non-allergenic plastic and lock themselves in a safely padded darkened cell until passing of natural causes."
- frazw, on 10/29/2008, -2/+4A swimmer fag and a band geek walked into a bar...
Oh wait, sorry didn't see that last bit. - robthom, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2^^
That got dugg?!
I wish the internet was actually a series of tubes so that I could stick my hand through and slap every person who dugg that.
(But I wouldn't slap the guy who wrote it, I only feel sorry for him. That would be like slapping a retarded person.) - SocialPoison, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2You're releasing pressure. Therefore, farting is good for your eyesight.
- DaHuuuuuudge, on 10/30/2008, -0/+2Your partner brings a Japanese person to bed with you?
- mohrt, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2Well darn it. I've been playing trumpet for 29 years and I still have 20/20. Maybe I'd have 20/15 if I hadn't taken up the instrument?
- iloveazngurlzs, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2i ride my bicycle down the street, car exhaust blowing in my face...
- dispatched, on 10/29/2008, -0/+2not to mention harmful to the environment.
- juniorb, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1Or your boyfriend has bad aim.
- dilbert, on 10/30/2008, -0/+1FTA: "Rubbing the eyes has been proven to contribute to conditions like glaucoma and short-sightedness, but eye specialists have discovered many other basic behaviours also increase risk."
Later: "He found eye rubbing caused the biggest spike, raising pressure to ten times normal levels, but may be only an occasional harmless event."
So he's not sure but still brings this as news and an established scientific fact. - stonebear, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1Only if you look at low res porn at the same time.
- AllenHSmilden, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1In Paris, France. I kid you not.
- robthom, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1Dugg for title.
:) - DaHuuuuuudge, on 10/30/2008, -0/+1Try being the only alto sax in a thirteen piece jazz band. A good trumpet player can be loud, it's the woodwinds that have to worry about not being loud enough.
- TheKappa, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1Glaucoma = medicinal marijuana!
- shadowblade989, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1Can't forget masturbation.
It makes you go blind. - AndrewMoyer, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1I couldn't make out the summary... my eyes are shot from reading so much damn Digg!
- TheMachine1, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1http://ezinearticles.com/?Heads-Up%21-The-Way-You- ...
"Glaucoma is clearly caused by this mechanism. It is already known that eye pressure increases when the head is down, and decreases when the head is up. It is essential to note the head position when taking eye pressure readings because of this sensitive relationship between intraocular pressure and head position. Eye pressure is also highest in the early morning. Elevating the head while sleeping should be routine for glaucoma treatment and prevention."
Keep your head elevated to according to that. - itmoves, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1That's why I let my monkey play the trumpet. I don't want to run any risks.
- temsi, on 10/29/2008, -1/+2"Rubbing the eyes has been proven to contribute to [...] short-sightedness,"
I don't think Bush's policies are the way they are because he rubs his eyes too much.
Oh, you mean near-sightedness... never mind. - kalvinb, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1As a trumpet player I was more concerned with being properly heard above all others than my eyesight.
- dysonlu, on 10/30/2008, -0/+1Michael Phelps must be as blind as a bat.
- phenom2k7, on 10/29/2008, -0/+1Some day, I'll come across an Australian based website that'll give an informative post. Some day.
- Terasiel, on 10/30/2008, -0/+1Hey, you they don't have to bury their head in a pillow. Japanese style that position.
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