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- unicronband, on 10/12/2007, -12/+342That is absolutely disgusting. Dugg.
P.S. I'm starting a band called Rectovaginal Fistula. - KuntaKinte, on 10/12/2007, -6/+176doctors have potential to create the best pranks on earth
- pcrepairshop, on 10/12/2007, -12/+161f*ck that sh*t
- TheLoneWolf071, on 10/12/2007, -3/+147I want to make a crappy joke, But I don't know where to begin...
- Platysquirrel, on 10/12/2007, -7/+148Did anyone else notice they used "whole" instead of "hole"?
- borninda818, on 10/12/2007, -16/+141This is pretty serious and the title is ***** up. "pooping out her vagina"??? Just the thought of the humiliation and pain she must have gone through reminds me of how luck i am to me a man.
- kenvsryu, on 10/12/2007, -6/+108Honey, I wanted anal sex but not this way.
- doctorfungi, on 10/12/2007, -5/+95Funny in concept. Disgusting in reality.
- noisey, on 10/12/2007, -4/+90It's not a laughing matter. The area between the vagina and rectum is scared, and making jokes about this taint funny.
- underdog5004, on 10/12/2007, -7/+88Pics or it didn't...eew, never mind!
- RoshanK, on 10/12/2007, -0/+80Sorry for comment abuse, but I just want to point out that this article is inaccurate. There is no such hospital in Houston called Memorial Methodist Hospital. There is the Memorial Hermann Hospital and its branches (none of which is called the memorial methodist hospital) and there is the Methodist Hospital (of which none of its branches is called memorial methodist hospital). Plus the spelling mistakes such as 'two' for 'too' and 'whole' for 'hole' make me consider the credibility of this article.
- SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -7/+83*****.
- bobbknight, on 10/12/2007, -6/+78There is ***** in this box.
Turn it over.
There is still ***** in this box.
LOL - everfresh59, on 10/12/2007, -3/+67The Doctor must have been a virgin, because he clearly didn't know one hole from another....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+57Well that doctor would be one lousy plumber...
- Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -3/+48How does that even work? On second thought, I don't think that I want to know...
Okay, so now I've read the article. I definitely didn't want to know. - Chingmiester, on 10/12/2007, -8/+50"... and has strained their intimate marital relations. "
No kiddin', who would want their pee-pee to get poo all over it? - flashpointbob, on 10/12/2007, -4/+43yeah, the best prank being that you turn regular vaginal sex, into no so boring anal sex.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+47Her husband is so lucky. Now he has a failsafe reason to ask if they can do anal.
- zephc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39"You got feces in my vagina!"
"You got vagina on my feces!"
Blugh. - admirabumblebee, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36They just had a kid. He'd be lucky to even have a chance to have sex with her again.
- HP844182, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30Good lord, that's the guy who delivered me T_T
Dr. Long delivered me and my sister, in that hospital.... - LordDshyzL, on 10/12/2007, -4/+34And yet 2 in the pink 1 in the stink still applies
- statikuz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Really? "two gruesome" "a whole" - use dictation software much?
- zonk3r, on 10/12/2007, -4/+31Yeah but she should have known better when she saw his name was Dr. Nick Riviera:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Nick_Riviera
"Hiii Everybody!" - InfinitySnatch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26"Feces, in MY vagina?"
It's more common than you think. - gravis86, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26@ platysquirrel
That article must have been translated or something; there were too many typos to count. - omarqaz7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21I can only imagine the shock she got when she discovered this.
- Rhino_Jockey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Everybody Digg this story so Kevin and Alex will discuss vagina pooping on Digg-nation.
- ropers, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19I'm a qualified nurse. During my training I cared for a woman that had the exact same condition. Let me tell yers: it's even worse than it sounds: Because what does a rectovaginal fistula NOT have?
That's right, a sphincter muscle. So on top of things the poor woman would be incontinent (in terms of feces).
== grossness warning, don't read the below if you're squeamish ==
I distinctly remember that one day my patient had had a meal with cubed bell peppers in it. We constantly had to change the incontinence guards and pads (=diapers, effectively). You may not know it, but there is an almost constant process in your intestinal tract that's called peristalsis. It means your intestine is slowly but almost constantly moving in little rhythmical waves. This moves your food slowly towards the rectum, while it's being compacted and digested. Normally the sphincter stops anything from coming out of the anus, so part of the rectum just slowly fils up with poo until it's so full that you're getting the feeling that you have to go. But in patients with that particular type of fistula, the sphincter is bypassed, so there almost constantly is a little poop seeping out. Because it never stops, it also tends to have a more liquefied and less digested consistency. So I would clean up, wash and dry the patient's genital region, put a fresh pad in place, and flop! another peristaltic wave, another bit of poop. Lather, rinse, repeat. It required almost constant care, unless you were happy to leave somebody lying in their *****. But the grossest part of it all was the only partially digested food/poop. I am not making this up: My patient had little cubed pieces of bell peppers come out her vagina. The only "consolation" (and it's not much of a consolation, really) was that the patient wasn't really aware of the frankly terrible state she was in because she had metastatic brain tumors. (The reason for her fistula was an inoperable intestinal tumour that had eaten through the walls of her rectum and vagina and created the fistula.) Even though the patient couldn't be saved and she would normally had no further surgery, in her case she did have one more operation, just to close the fistula and improve the quality of life during her last days. I rotated to another ward before she died, but don't think I'll forget her.
But the juckiest memory that really sticks in my head is those little bell pepper cubes. **shudder**
==grossness ends here==
I don't know this current case of course, but surgical accidents are always possible. When you're dealing with living organisms, perfection is but an aspiration. So the scandal is not that the fistula got created, but that it was initially missed during apparently less than perfect post-operative examinations. But I think remedial surgery and a modest settlement is the way to go. And to be fair, from reading the article it sounds not nearly as bad and as large a fistula as the one my patient had years ago (the results of which, I assure you, were quite impossible to miss).
PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peristalsis - drdank, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Rectum? It nearly killed 'em!
- salivalnz, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21So this blurs the line significantly between cunnilingus and "tossing the salad"...
- radsprack, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19@platysquirrel
Yeah and they used "two" instead of "too."
"...the defense thought the details were two gruesome for jurors to digest."
@gravis86
Translated from what? This article is from Jefferson County - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18This is actually a recognized complication of an episiotomy. As the article mentions it is called a recto-vaginal fistula and it just happens even with the best of care.
I can't judge whether any real malpractice occured because if the doc did everything like he/she was supposed to, he was going to get sued anyway. Anyway, there are other types of fistulas such as recto-cystic(into the bladder-use your imagination), recto-cutanous(to the skin) etc. so I don't see what's so disgusting. I've seen worse. - kavery, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Dumbass doctor. You always cut the blue wire, not the red one.
- tarcy, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19Omg... my due date is May 18th and this is the last thing I needed to convince me that everything is gonna go alright :(
buried for scaring the ***** outta me - BowieX, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16Looks like the defence will have to as well.
- mojoe1185, on 10/12/2007, -7/+20Picture or it didnt happen?
- pairanoyd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12For everyone questioning the authenticity of the article due to typos and incorrect names of hospitals, let me tell you, I live in Jefferson county and this is the ***** of Texas. Some of the most ignorant, inbred dumbasses on earth live here.
The "newspapers" and local TV news programs are an absolute freaking joke. They ALWAYS make typos, they frequently even put the wrong date on the newspapers.
Jefferson County Texas is a ***** and the vast majority of the people here are useless eaters that are of less value than plankton. Mater of fact, most of them aren't even worth converting into Soylent Green.
As for the doctor and hospitals here, I would rather bleed to death on the sidewalk than allow on of the doctors here touch me.
I wouldn't go to a hospital here if I had to. I had to have major surgery a few years ago and I opted to go to Houston Memorial Herman 100 miles away than go for a oneway trip through the local butcher shop.
Mid Jefferson Hospital has been since closed down and sat empty for a few years, it's just recently been partially reopened as some sort of private health care offices but it's no longer a hospital. There is now one big hospital that was built a few miles away to handle the entire area. Mid Jefferson *was* the BEST hospital in the area for many years, in comparison to the other little hospitals in the area. Most of the cities in the area are dying off because of the floundering economy and are turning in extremely poor and horribly dangerous ghettos. There used to be small hospitals in each of the many little cities and towns around here. All of those hospitals are closed down now and the new one replaces all the little ones. They built it outside of the ghettos and closer to where all the people fled to. IE, they followed the money. People that could afford to flee the ghettos have been for years. As they leave and take their money with them, small businesses fold, walmarts close, everything packs up and leaves but the poor people are left behind and their plight spirals downward like a whirlpool. It's terrible to watch an area die like that. Everytime you drive through it's worse and worse and worse. Parts of the area are now almost like something from the Third World. Places that used to be very nice are now dangerous and falling apart. Even the ambulance crews and firemen wear handguns because they are shot at everytime they try to do their job.
So you think the story is *****? I tell you, it's not. You don't know how bad it sucks to live here. I stay because I have family here and that's just the way it is. Bottom line, Jefferson County is a *****. Don't get sick here. Don't go to the hospitals here. There's nothing to do here unless you like to get drunk in ***** beerjoints on the highway or some scummy tiddy bars.
Jefferson County Texas SUCKS.. - doswarrior, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17what the *****?
- dchaosdx, on 10/12/2007, -11/+22i bet all those crazy japanese tentacle porn artists get a kick out of this article.
- JoeOfParma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Jesus Christ, the phrase "pooping out her vagina" pretty much guarantees Top 10 on Digg I bet.
- krellor, on 10/12/2007, -5/+15@bordninda818
"luck i am to me a man"
I felt lucky that I have good doctors in my area as opposed to my gender. Even if your a man a little slip by the proctologist could have you singing a different tune... - Sippi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10flashpointbob,
Your doing something wrong if "regular vaginal sex" is boring to you. - venom8599, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9@gnawph2
Malpractice lawsuits have gotten way out of hand in the US though, thanks mainly to lawyers looking to make easy money. In this case I think the doctor is at fault for not checking to make sure everything was okay before releasing her, so they should get to recoup the cost of the surgery, in addition to lost wages. The emotional strain and other things though are just basically saying "And throw in some extra money on top of the judgement while you're at it."
I think there are some things like gross negligence (like cutting off the wrong leg or operating on the wrong patient) or intentional malice that deserve a malpractice suit to recoup more than just actual damages, but that's it. - venom8599, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Actually, being sued for malpractice is one of the reasons that doctors don't want to perform vaginal delivery of babies these days. Things like breaking the newborn's clavicle during birth and other issues like this one getting them sued. C-sections are on the rise in the US, and it's not because they're all necessary.
- Deived, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7You can't make up stuff like this!
- ahawks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Seriously. The writing is more disgusting than what this woman apparently is going through.
- Tupper7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Best Headline Ever
- zeromancer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Well. Just wait until you ***** all over the delivery room in front of half a dozen or so strangers that are looking at your crotch when you give that one last push and inadvertently cannot control your sphincter.
But I hope it goes well for you! -
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