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- colonelpanic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+112If anybody actually read the article, none of the above comments would have been made.
"Ademilton was born by Caesarean section on Wednesday at a hospital in Salvador in north-eastern Brazil." - Lokix, on 10/12/2007, -29/+113Sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or feeding a tic-tac to a whale, I'm sure.
- GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -13/+75After this, I'm sure her future babies will just be popping out.
- Mo0man, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Wow.. you just replied 3 times to your own comment
- adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22I hope she named it Chris Griffin.
- EvilSpudBoy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Ok, then I guess I can say this....
I, for one, welcome our big fat Brazilian baby overlords. - perkonis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Last Updated: Friday, 21 January 2005, 10:24 GMT
Ummm, Happy Birthday? - Steelfox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17This baby came out via C-Section, so I doubt that.
^ beat me to it - squirrelza, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Spirited Away anyone?
- shiftt, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13you still are
/ lame joke alert - sideshowRAHEEM, on 10/12/2007, -17/+27*Breaking News* Abraham Lincoln just freed the slaves and these two guys named the Wright Brothers claimed to have mastered human flight!!!
- Jesty, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Would you rather we submitted the latest news about Shakira and not an interesting older story?
- spydrlink, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15GET IN MY BELLAY!!!
- xXShadowstormXx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8No. Stfu.
- geniusNOTatWORK, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7this just in, a newspaper clipping of the woman with her new-born baby:
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7862/106vz0.jpg - Wingnut233, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7@shinynew, the baby didn't die. The previous Guinness record holder died 11 hours after birth. Read it in context.
- hypnotoad32, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6There's one for Homer too...
http://www.lardlad.com/assets/expert/07.gif - housecoat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Still, you have to give her credit for having one enormous baby instead of two normal-sized babies.
- Jimgress, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6How do you spank a giant baby?
with a really big ladder
I don't know, maybe? - boobies, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9her vagine is like a wizard's sleeve...
- webphreak, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"Sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or feeding a tic-tac to a whale, I'm sure." - Someone likes NoFX. Good old hotdog in the hallway.
- digitalsmash, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I know this baby came via- C-section... but being a girl myself... just the thought of pushing that kid out gives me the beginnings of an anxiety attack!
- nyx210, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5my baby's bigger than yours
- fourty_two, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"My baby ate a dingo"
- addiggt, on 07/06/2009, -13/+17Ouch...
- tastypastry, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I thought I was a big baby. 9lbs.
- MagicalTrevor2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Because it's funny.
- po43292, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3ze frank video blog ftw
- Paroparo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3It really caught my eye how they referred to the dead baby at the end of the article as "it." Is this normal in English speaking countries? I'm a damn near native level non-native speaker of this fine language, and it really seemed odd to me.
- Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3So far I've read stories about a baby who lacks a chemical that inhibits human strength, a baby abnormally agile (and able to walk very early), now the giant baby. All we need now is a bald guy in a wheel chair to protect these children from the misunderstandings of mankind.
- oriondr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The real life baby huey!
- oifish, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Ouch! That is all.
- MadNuke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Impressive article, nearly two years old.
Last Updated: Friday, 21 January 2005, 10:24 GMT - adamwho, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Large babies like this one are due to undiagnosed diabetes in the woman. It is more common than this (dated) article would suggest. The baby will have complications in the development of some of its organs due to this problem, so big baby doesn't equal healthy baby.
- subxero37, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I saw that one coming. I had already opened another tab in firefox, ready to try to find the newspaper clipping that they put on their fridge about Chris. But you beat me to it...
- bigbadbyte, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Her husband asked her how it felt, she described the experience as "taking her lower lip and pulling it up over your G*D D*$m it mother f%@^er I'll kill you" before promptly passing out.
- n3tfury, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2you'd have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in.
- EclecticShadow, on 10/12/2007, -5/+7We Brazilians rock! In 20 years we'll have a legion of super babies turned super men!
AND RULE THE WORLD MUAHAUHAUHAAUHAHUAUHAUHAUH! - Wingnut233, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I came in here looking for a Ze Frank reference, and I was not disappointed. I really hope he uses this news on Monday!
- terrizance, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2He must have resorbed his twin. So when he's old, he will have the strength of a grown man AND a baby.
- popflop, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Probably. My mom was diabetic when I was born. I was 12lbs 1oz when I was born through c-section at only 8.5 months. Doctors told my Mom many women with Diabetes have large babies.
- Reaganomicon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I'm sorry her testing supplies (for her diabeetis) didn't detect this sooner.
- SgtBeavis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1DAYUMM
And people said I was a big baby at 13lbs. - Klarth, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3"@first words
"It weighed 23.12lb (10.8kg) and died 11 hours after birth.""
shinynew: That was in reference to a baby born over 120 years ago. rtfa smartass. - SyDIGG, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Hello? Hellooooooooo oooooo ooo ooo Helloooooo ooooo ooo oo helloooo oooo oo o Hellooo oo o Hellooo ooo o Hel oo o ...
- hadak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1my kid was slightly over 4lbs. that kid is *huge*
- zonk3r, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Put a padlock on the fridge and lock up your pets when that kid comes over. Yikes. I'd be worried about losing fingers when feeding it.
- MagicalTrevor2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wilford Brimley, foo!
- Phatlip012, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2"It's NOT a tumor!"-Arnold
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2LOL it's chris griffin!!
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