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- Bara, on 10/10/2007, -5/+201My girlfriend once asked me why I get morning wood. I then woke up and realized I didn't have one (the girlfriend, I still had the morning wood)
- mrgreenjeans, on 10/10/2007, -13/+174My girlfriend once asked my why I get morning wood. I told her I was thinking about her mom.
She was piiisssed! - mseneschal, on 10/10/2007, -8/+158This is bound to make the front page for two reasons:
1.) It was submitted by BabyMan.
B.) It’s about morning wood. - SantaClauz, on 10/10/2007, -5/+150'Why do men get morning wood?"
-To let their girlfriends know that their work still isn't done. - m8ymerc1, on 10/10/2007, -2/+140Don't let my wife read this. She still thinks she turns me on.
- busterbros, on 10/10/2007, -4/+118The erection fairy, duh!
- TheBritishGuy1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+91Hmm. From 1 to B, eh?
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+87Such an annoying question... Only appropriate response: "Why is it that you bleed for five days every month but you never die?"
- Puppetfunk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+85My mom sai it was because I hadn't said the pledge of allegiance and It was communists using their psychic powers to slowly turn me into a statue...*****' '60s
- realclark, on 10/10/2007, -3/+71cuz we have to pee
- greenriver572, on 10/10/2007, -0/+60because having an erection makes it more difficult for you to piss yourself. true story
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+39C) It's about something we all learned in 6th grade.
- Neticule, on 10/10/2007, -0/+36Annoying as hell when you have to piss in the morning! Sometimes it just doesnt seem to want to go away :(
- davidsmero, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33I just tuck my boner under my waist band. It hides it and it feels great!
- HunkieChan, on 10/10/2007, -3/+35i usually get the erection before getting off bus or any vehicle.. stupid penis
- bakkouz, on 10/10/2007, -9/+35Correction, This is bound to make the front page for One reason:
It was submitted by BabyMan. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27Marriage - the ultimate erection-killer.
- MusicalGenius, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23Wow, what's really pathetic is that I didn't even notice until reading your comment.
- deepvirus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence
- ShugNinx21, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18I get them when I see hot chicks, during movies, when the wind blows, during any of the 234762947623 times per day that I think of sex... etc etc etc...
- muffins, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16You answered the question in the description. No point on clicking the article really.
- specialK16, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16I haven't lol'ed this much for a while. Makes me rember this one time when I was in 7th grade, I was thinking in *something* then the teacher asked me to stand up and present some *****....
ohh, the days. - ShugNinx21, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Are we supposed to check who the submitter is before liking and digging an article?
- ShugNinx21, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15I can pee with an erection..... It's aiming that becomes a problem...
- filefly, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14No, why isn't it?
- ShugNinx21, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13You mean people actually read the articles?
- cliffzdude, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15Really, did you *have* to share that?
- ThinkBox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Ya have to sit down and lean forward.. and hope you dont hit the rim and spray your pants...
- Smight, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12You were told a lie.
- CaptainM4d, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13Morning wood can be so annoying. Geez..morning wood, why do you have to be such a..DICK
- deepvirus, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13oops
- selrahc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11I would think pissing all over the bed would be even more annoying though:)
- Ramble, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10It's a dirty trick by nature. You get them whenever you know you're about to stand up, or any time that it's really obvious.
- CaptShmo, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13because men are horny all the time, this doesn't require an article or science...
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9What the hell? Women seem to be able to not piss the bed even without the aid of a massive hard-on.
- neonenergy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9I always thought it was because you hold in the pee all night and it... helps hold it .. back...
בּ_בּ - zephypyre, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Sorry to get all literal, but I always figured it was caused by an increase in pressure in the bladder removing return blood flow from the penis. Trapped blood in the penis causes the erection, waking you up when you roll over on it. Thanks to morning wood (heavy drinking nights notwithstand) I haven't wet the sheets in years.
Oh. . .and as far as pop punkette electronica bands go, you could do worse than Morning Wood. - Tiak, on 10/10/2007, -0/+98. Repeat
- BooostedAWD, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8XII. If erections last for more than four hours, please consult a doctor immediately.
- titlesaysitall, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11E. ????
F. Profit! - nitrousconsumed, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8is that good or bad?
- subxero37, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Wasn't this the subject of a Beavis and Butt-head episode?
"For example, this morning - would there be anything that you consider a mystery?"
"Huh huh, he said 'morning wood.'" - douggmc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7... In your best Cartman voice.
"Now make me some pie!" - bobbknight, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7No mention of the caveman days when you got some before setting out for the days hunt where you die, but your seed lives on.
Or the fact that hormonal levels are the highest in the morning.
Or it's just nice to wake up with a boner, natures way of letting you know your still alive. - ThinkBox, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8+ 1 for Superbad
- Subterfug, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I've had an erection for 7 hours.
Halp! - Tenetri, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7What actually causes morning wood is, its impossible to pee while you have an erection (unless you reallly force it), so when your bladder is full, your brain sends signals to give you a "morning wood" so you don't piss all over your bed
- Murdats, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5curse you and your clever proof
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5CPU: Pen15(R) @ 6.12inches
Press PENIS to enter setup
23485285 SPERM...OK
BALL 1
S.M.A.R.T Enabled and status OK
BALL 2
S.M.A.R.T Enabled and status OK
*beep* - Encablossa, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Ask me if I care...?
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