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  • skateboard1, on 03/11/2008, -21/+131Made me laugh. Not an easy thing to do. Thanks.
    • victorycig, on 03/11/2008, -5/+32Though it may seem obvious by the title, this is slightly NSFW. Once you start, you can't switch to another browser tab until it's finished.
      • jmpeagle, on 03/11/2008, -3/+70that's what she said?
      • BlackOp, on 03/11/2008, -3/+27Or if you have a good browser, you can click the "stop executing scripts on this page" check box that appears on every pop up.
        • dawpa2000, on 03/11/2008, -4/+9Yes, Opera has the "Stop executing scripts on this page" option for these popups.
        • XristosAnesti, on 03/12/2008, -6/+1Opera? Good browser?
      • timusca, on 03/11/2008, -2/+2You can switch to another program though...
      • WhatsUpWithJack, on 03/11/2008, -3/+12FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: RE: funny website! click on the hypo..hyper, hypalin.. BLUE UNDERLINED TEXT!
        • gmprunner, on 03/12/2008, -4/+1Blu under.. bloo undr... blue undrelned... blue underlined tekst...
    • isuisorisuaint, on 03/11/2008, -14/+5most pussyhurt comment on digg i've seen in a long time.
      • Xchus, on 03/11/2008, -6/+0I though it was "cuchie hurts" instead of "pussy hurts"
    • paradigmx, on 03/11/2008, -21/+11STOP RESIZING MY ***** WINDOW!

      biggest pet peeve on the internet is ***** designers who think its ok to resize my browser, I leave it fullscreen, leave it ***** fullscreen, i don't give 2 ***** how you think i should be looking at your webspage
      • dalaeth, on 03/11/2008, -0/+29The "shake" effect they were going for wouldn't actually work if they left your browser window fullscreen. Don't get me wrong, I'm right there with you on 99.999% of the resizing that happens. This is just one case where the whole gimmick wouldn't have worked at all if they didn't "unfullsize" your screen.
        • paradigmx, on 03/11/2008, -0/+11they could have fullsized it back after, its not hard to do
        • Akaji, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4Simple solution: go to your browser's options window, find the option to "disallow scripts from resizing the window."
          If the option doesn't exist, get a better browser.
      • mercurysquad, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3I don't keep my window maximized, and this page did not change the window size at all. Just made it shake.
      • PCDestroyer, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1If you're running firefox you can go to the "about:config" page and then type "dom. disable_window_move_resize" in the search box. Change the setting to true. Now your window will never resize by javascript again.
      • RobotCitizen, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Firefox > Options > Content > Advanced Javascript Options > uncheck "Allow scripts to move or resize existing windows".
    • cutekelvins, on 03/11/2008, -13/+3came back to my room from my workplace for masturbation. I thought that it would be some flash simulation. This is *****.
    • kymike, on 03/11/2008, -4/+4It would have been funnier if there had been an option to quit. As it was, I gave up and killed Firefox after a few clicks. Unfortunately, I had a few important tabs (documentation, etc.) open in other windows. Yes, I can get back to where I was, but it was annoying to have to restart my whole browser "session".

      It _was_ funny - just not considerate.
      • bumcheck, on 03/11/2008, -1/+4A bit quick to close Firefox especially considering that you had important tabs open. It took me no more than 15 seconds to get through those windows.
      • Killwize, on 03/11/2008, -2/+7DUMB ASS. Why didn't you just click the extra 7 clicks? You don't even have to move the freaking' mouse!
        • kymike, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1Pththth. I saw the message "Now keep going for 32 minutes" (something like that), and just gave up ;-)
          Also, I clicked too fast a couple of times and inadvertently started two new "simulations" before the next window popped up. So I had no idea how long it was going to go on...
      • RobotCitizen, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1What Killwize said. Also, why not use the session restore feature to get those tabs back? If you're not using FF v3, consider installing the TabMixPlus extension, which has a great session restore feature.
        • kymike, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1Dude, I said it was an annoyance, not a catastrophe. Also, refer to my reply to Killwize.
          • RobotCitizen, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1An annoyance you could avoid in the future by getting a real browser.
          • kymike, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3@RobotCitizen: /smack Um, I use Firefox (v2 for now)...on Linux. Maybe you should get a real brain.
      • 11oops, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3Just like reallife then ky? Roll over and go to bed.
        • kymike, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2Yeah, yeah, I'm a fast clicker, I get it. ;-)

          I'll be nice and digg you up.
    • funkedup, on 03/11/2008, -0/+7I liked Foxworthys comment on the issue.

      " Woman are like diesel engines, take their time to get warmed up. Men....well they're kinda like bottle rockets."
    • chnkymnky700, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3nobody digg him he's got 69 diggs
    • dewyjuhl, on 03/11/2008, -0/+5Guys! skateboard1 LAUGHED at something! And we all know if skateboard1 thinks somethings funny, it damn well is funny! ha ho!
  • stignordas, on 03/11/2008, -7/+487I need a cigarette. And a cheeseburger.
    • vsujohn2, on 03/11/2008, -40/+5You can has cheeseburger?
    • cybortrip, on 03/11/2008, -0/+13was that as good for you as it was for me?
    • boogie606, on 03/11/2008, -4/+1i need a beer and a sandwich...
      • LastHand, on 03/12/2008, -6/+1I can has a beer?
        • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -1/+3okay, did a whole new revolution of lolcats revive themselves in the past month or what? seriously. shut up. it's not 'cute' anymore. unless you're a size 1 chick with a bikini on.
        • antiorblkflag9, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1I can has pr0nz?
    • drgmdp, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4i need to sleep
    • gKarkanis, on 03/11/2008, -1/+68The trick is to make a sandwich ahead of time and store it under the bed.
      • alenox, on 03/11/2008, -2/+36that's a great idea...even if u don't get lucky, there's still the sandwhich

        I call that a WN-win situation!
      • kewidogg, on 03/11/2008, -0/+27Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays of for the hungry investor!
      • bbardlbradd, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3har har har, best thread ever.
      • kingvik, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Seinfeld did it.
        • oldno7brand, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Correction: George Costanza did it.
    • Xchus, on 03/11/2008, -1/+3I need 2 more rounds please....
    • masterspy7, on 03/11/2008, -1/+12You mean a Royale with cheese?
    • purelithium, on 03/11/2008, -2/+2Stop ***** Mr. Lahey, Randy!
    • raffyoh, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3cheeseburger... in a can?
    • antiorblkflag9, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1I need water
  • vroom101, on 03/11/2008, -12/+341as a digger this is the closest -- . . . oh never mind.
  • neocognitism, on 03/11/2008, -65/+3Virtual -foo- Simulator is nonsensical and redundant.

    Bad Title. Buried.
    • noupsell, on 03/11/2008, -0/+18guess i should have added the disclaimer:not everyone can benefit from this information
    • mdcraig62, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3lighten up, Francis.
    • oNIGHTMAREo, on 03/12/2008, -1/+2bad comment, buried

      Oh the tables are turned!
  • sunaren2001, on 03/11/2008, -98/+5Hey guys, this is rubbish...It takes exact half an hour for me and I am a MAN
    • vsujohn2, on 03/11/2008, -2/+73You're doing it wrong!
    • victorycig, on 03/11/2008, -3/+67Exactly, huh? What do you do, set an alarm?
      • dalaeth, on 03/11/2008, -0/+28No, that's how long Will and Grace is on for.

        JUST JACK!
    • optikalblitz, on 03/11/2008, -0/+43You aren't supposed to include the time it takes to get to her house...
    • operbernhard, on 03/11/2008, -0/+9Here's your gold star.
    • mickman17, on 03/11/2008, -0/+12Dude it takes me exac... Done
    • Myonosken, on 03/12/2008, -1/+5Does that include the time it takes to bound and gag her?
    • oNIGHTMAREo, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Yes, the simulator, in fact, is not correct.

      It should clearly say:
      Experience a NORMAL Male's orgasm
    • XristosAnesti, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Why would you put that information on the internet?!?
    • CSHYDRASHOK, on 03/12/2008, -1/+0Im a man and it takes me an hour or more, but iv got a little dick so i dont get the friction that most get
  • trendmagic, on 03/11/2008, -5/+68i think i need a nap
    • daishin, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3It was funnier when it said it was posted 2 minutes ago.
  • MikeL123, on 03/11/2008, -80/+15Looks like someone just learned how to make alert boxes pop up with javascript. Welcome to 1999 mr. programmer all-star! Did you hear Bill Gates is giving out $242.67 to every AIM user? Have at least 10 friends digg this up to get on his list!
  • mcse2k3, on 03/11/2008, -30/+400That got annoying after the first two clicks or so.
    • bjornski, on 03/11/2008, -4/+311Then you're gonna hate the real thing.
      • clutchdude, on 03/11/2008, -42/+3Obviously you've never had a real woman...
        • bjornski, on 03/11/2008, -3/+63Then my divorce must have been a figment of my imagination.
        • diggonaut, on 03/11/2008, -14/+3Obviously you are too obvoius
        • getrdone656, on 03/11/2008, -10/+2Yeah I'm pretty sure every guy on Digg has never had a real woman. We really are a bunch of geeks. Well, speaking for myself.
        • AzureRise, on 03/12/2008, -1/+2I'm pretty sure you've never had a sense of humor.
      • mcse2k3, on 03/11/2008, -38/+1So your gay?
        • bjornski, on 03/11/2008, -3/+30Are you really feeling insulted enough to have to lash out with insults over a snarky comment?

          You're an insecure little boy, aren't you?
        • Soave, on 03/12/2008, -0/+7What about my gay?
      • krusader3z, on 03/11/2008, -0/+12oh snap!
        • Nylon20, on 03/11/2008, -2/+1Thank you for praising him. What a line.
    • KingGorilla, on 03/11/2008, -2/+20That's what she said
    • goodhorsehymn, on 03/11/2008, -2/+9You're male then.
    • bsonline, on 03/11/2008, -2/+25Yeah, but actually very accurately described my wife during sex.
    • RFInfection, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Stop executing Scripts on this Page.
  • mentol, on 03/11/2008, -26/+2I was just a second away from burying it because of the female orgasm of course. Why can't women be like us? 2 minutes is ENUFF.
    • ronaldinho, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3man.....I would like to have sex for a long time. Longer than 2 minutes at least
    • drgmdp, on 03/11/2008, -0/+12your girlfriend must be a really happy woman..
      • Silentnite85, on 03/11/2008, -3/+4He rubs her down with latex preserver every night. It brings the family together.
      • AhniTipesh, on 03/11/2008, -1/+1You've got pleasure problems buddy.
    • rand0mm0nkey, on 03/11/2008, -0/+10I happen to like bringing a woman to orgasm, and certainly don't want them to be like me. If you want 2 minutes, you need to switch to men, mentol.
    • Ryosen, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4You only last 2 minutes? There are exercises you can do to help with that.
  • unicronband, on 03/11/2008, -6/+162I'll stick with Mass Effect for my Virtual Orgasm Simulation needs.
    • Amadeus2490, on 03/11/2008, -2/+9The blue chick has a hot stomach.
      • TheCount, on 03/12/2008, -0/+7I've never played the game. Does she have a vagina on her stomach?
        • Amadeus2490, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1i've seen clips online. . .she seems to be anatomically similar to human females. . .I just enjoy toned, tight stomachs; they look like kissable, and if the girl's stomach trembles and rises and falls in the process? that makes it all the better.
    • manicblvd, on 03/11/2008, -9/+4Okay, nerd.
      • dudeguy1234, on 03/11/2008, -0/+8I always tell people one thing...what did you expect? This....is.....DIGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        • manicblvd, on 03/11/2008, -1/+6I wish you didn't add in that stupid 300 reference at the end, because it actually is a good point.
          • DaMacGamer, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Yeah, or the over use of exclamation marks.
          • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3i think he just PROVED his point.
      • balwanir2000, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1This...is...SPARTA!!!
    • Lokyho, on 03/11/2008, -1/+7More like, MASS ERRECT.

      Priceless.
    • nighthawk8713, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Plus there's achievements.
    • mrwoody80, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1mmmm alien sideboob
  • suzywang3000, on 03/11/2008, -5/+42that was so hot...
  • meshman, on 03/11/2008, -24/+7Evil web page. If you don't feel like clicking the 25 popup boxes you have to kill the browser.

    (Oh and it's stupid too)
  • dignick, on 03/11/2008, -13/+5I wish i could digg this as many times as I pressed ok.
  • mechman, on 03/11/2008, -11/+304Buried as inaccurate:
    2 minutes is WAY too long.
    • Cerebral, on 03/11/2008, -1/+12Does that include undressing time too?
      • WolverineBlue, on 03/11/2008, -0/+9Undress? What do you think that zipper on the front of your pants is for?
    • 0ceanic, on 03/11/2008, -0/+39undressing? isnt the normal thing just to get a hug and cream in your pants?
    • CaptainDDL, on 03/11/2008, -2/+4You know...for a guy's first time, you're probably right. I wouldn't know, sadly.
  • lnxfi, on 03/11/2008, -19/+1This site is going down in 3...2....
  • cmuwriter, on 03/11/2008, -3/+138Well there is a lot of mouse clicking involved in the female orgasm.
    • wastedlife, on 03/11/2008, -3/+10Wut?
      • Forky, on 03/11/2008, -8/+3Just another term for vagina.
        • dualityim, on 03/11/2008, -3/+4Wait a minute, did you really think orgasm is another word for vagina?

          I can't believe how much our education system is failing our youth...
          • colto, on 03/11/2008, -4/+3Maybe he was speaking of "double clicking her mouse"? (***** her while rubbing her *****)
          • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1what's a *****?
      • timusca, on 03/11/2008, -2/+3He means its hard to work a pussy right...
      • orlandorays, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Think of the term "button".
    • Syphon8, on 03/11/2008, -0/+13***** mouses can't click. Stupid laptops.
    • LordByr0n, on 03/12/2008, -0/+5There is a lot of mouse clicking in my orgasm. And imma dude
    • shaun1018, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Enter button = vibrator.
    • scdicks, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2i'd be a lot better at sex if my girl had a mouse attached to her
  • purzzzell, on 03/11/2008, -18/+4how many times did you have to press okay to get through it? I killed the browser b/c I'm at work and don't have time.
    • ZimFreak, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2idk, about 20.
    • drgmdp, on 03/11/2008, -1/+6just don't browse digg at work
    • Freckled, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1digg is for fun. why are you trying to have fun at work?
    • fef560, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1you could just hold enter you know
    • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1because time does not exist at the workplace.
  • SilverBack101, on 03/11/2008, -25/+3Ladies, I hate you for how hard it is to get you off...but God help me I want to sex you up right now. :D
    Plus, I guess I'm not the only one who thought the computer was getting all dirty on me...harder, harder, HARDER!
  • Fragowell, on 03/11/2008, -22/+444This is ***** retarded. I would expect to find this on someone's random webpage in 1999 right after they started learning HTML.
    • int10h, on 03/11/2008, -1/+33I think it's actually from around 1997 because it uses Javascript 1.2
    • glutamate, on 03/11/2008, -0/+20I do remember seeing this when I was like 10.

      BTW I'm 21.
      • Freckled, on 03/11/2008, -4/+3you can legally drink in the US now! yay!
    • dustrho, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2It's definitely been around for a while now.
  • Thrilltone, on 03/11/2008, -8/+57My first girlfriend didn't have orgasms.
    In my eagerness to please her, I learned to withhold my own orgasm.
    Worked out really well, once I moved on to other chicks.
    • mgd4, on 03/11/2008, -7/+53you weren't doing it right!
      • jxfallout, on 03/11/2008, -0/+25What he should have done, was move on to other chicks sooner!
    • timusca, on 03/11/2008, -3/+27You want to tell us how you did that?
      • Cerebral, on 03/11/2008, -1/+19She stopped having sex with him altogether.
      • bsonline, on 03/11/2008, -1/+20It's called Tantric Sex. A few tips:
        Concentrate on the moment, not on getting off. If you just enjoy the sensations and relax, you can go a bit longer.
        Slightly constric your own pelvic muscles.
        Pay attention to the woman. Noticing the little signs that she wants her neck caressed or kissed or perhaps her stomach or thighs rubbed and concentrating on pleasing her will provide a more enjoyable time for both of you.
        Have more sex. Daily sex allows you to last longer and longer. You should have sex at least 3 times per week.
        • leerayIG88, on 03/11/2008, -3/+35*fap* *fap* *fap*
          • colto, on 03/11/2008, -15/+2Jacking off will lower your sex drive over time as your body believes that it is actually reproducing.
          • Blaiden, on 03/11/2008, -2/+6Does this actually apply to men as well?
        • Jones82, on 03/12/2008, -2/+1Tantric Baby!
        • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -0/+13 times a week? No problem!!

          Wait. Does that include sex with other people?
      • TheColonel, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3Clothes peg..
    • lumbergh, on 03/11/2008, -5/+20your first girlfriend didn't love you. some women need to be completely in love before they feel safe enough to let themselves have an orgasm. Sounds like it worked out great for you, though. I had a similar issue- a woman who was extremely difficult to get off. Earned me a black belt in muff diving on that one.
      • colto, on 03/11/2008, -2/+14Actually I had the same issue. My only problem was that every time she would get to the orgasm point she would FREAK OUT and push/kick/maneuver me out before she erupted. She couldn't help it. I even tried tying her down(with her permission) and she broke the ***** rope she was pulling so hard. And this is the same girl who wanted to marry me at the time....
        • sirdaz, on 03/11/2008, -0/+8"I even tried tying her down(with her permission)" That is fcking hilarious
        • calibration, on 03/12/2008, -0/+3That's hot.
      • Syphon8, on 03/11/2008, -0/+14And some women can't have orgasms. Some men can't either. Don't assume things.
      • fantasyflamz, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2Actually, only 30% of women are able to orgasm during sex (but can otherwise *winks*).
      • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1which brings me to a point I learned in college. No never means "no". It just means "eat me out first".
      • BaronVonZ, on 03/14/2008, -0/+1Sorry buddy, but it probably just guilted her into a black belt in faking.
    • l1nuxx, on 03/11/2008, -1/+46She's having orgasms now without any problem.
      • timewarp424, on 03/11/2008, -1/+6You got balls l1nuxx... you got balls
        • Gamer2k4, on 03/11/2008, -0/+14Come on. It's the internet. People can say whatever they want with no fear of repercussions.
        • IAmTomCruise, on 03/11/2008, -0/+8I want a divorce.
        • Ovalteen, on 03/12/2008, -0/+0It would be funnier if l1nuux was a chick.....
    • hokie47, on 03/11/2008, -2/+6It is called baseball, or for me Star Trek. The key is to focus on something else to get past the first 5 minuets, after that you become less sensitive and can go for a lot longer.
      • MXracer250f, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1So true. I'll just think of random things for about the first 7 minutes or so. "Oh *****, i never noticed those cobwebs in the corner!", or "I wonder what's on comedy central right now?' After that first 7 minutes i'm golden.
    • juicycutlets, on 03/11/2008, -2/+3i believe it's all about stimulation. if you're more pepped up about it, it makes you last longer. if you go right into it, chances are different.
    • d3dm, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1I used to be able to do it all night. Now it takes me all night to do it. The women can't tell the difference.

      Bah-dump-bump! CHEEEEE!

      Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
  • nphase, on 03/11/2008, -5/+73Buried for inaccuracy, female orgasm takes much more effort than a few mouse clicks.
    • farTart, on 03/11/2008, -1/+14Oh I don't know - a little mouse action can often make a pussy happy.
    • chingy1788, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2it would end up like a mouse speed and endurance clicking competition
    • nphase, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2Carpal Tunnel, anyone?
  • KidDeath, on 03/11/2008, -25/+6orgasms don't exist for females... it's a myth!
  • ilmickeyli, on 03/11/2008, -10/+37pop-up queries are so 1990
    • dontbe, on 03/11/2008, -0/+2considering the WWW did not come into its own till ~1993, ....
  • videogamechamp, on 03/11/2008, -21/+23Funny is not quite the word. Stupid? Immature? Old and outdated semi-humor?
  • rhbama13, on 03/11/2008, -1/+238I think the simulator was faking it.
    wow that's pathetic
  • mgd4, on 03/11/2008, -6/+50For some diggers.... the greatest sexual experience ever!
  • Totz83, on 03/11/2008, -10/+19I dont care if they fake it
    • paperclipsNsoup, on 03/11/2008, -0/+8Thats what your supposed to say inside your head
    • Freckled, on 03/11/2008, -4/+2maybe, in your case, they have to
      • MaxPayne3476, on 03/12/2008, -0/+2Do they just come right out at tell you that your awful in bed?
  • dalewj, on 03/11/2008, -4/+152 mins? thats a pipe dream for the average digger
    • Antwan718, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4Thats including everything leading up to the sex and the cleaning after, sounds like the average digger's scenario for sure.
    • ChromaVita, on 03/11/2008, -0/+6Sex is a pipe dream for the average digger...
      • Ovalteen, on 03/12/2008, -0/+0A pipe is a sex dream for the average digger...
  • fredmv, on 03/11/2008, -17/+9***** JavaScript alerts! Buried as "obtrusive and annoying".
    • Jadix, on 03/11/2008, -1/+3not sure why you're being dugg down, a few years ago sites like these were considered pranks. This was ***** stupid and annoying and it pissed me off.
  • yikiad, on 03/11/2008, -4/+6who the hell has an extra 2 minutes?
  • ZZT32, on 03/11/2008, -17/+9Buried. This ***** stopped being funny years ago.
  • shpoffo, on 03/11/2008, -11/+5really, really lame. learn to arouse your partner
    • MisterNipples, on 03/11/2008, -0/+6I keep clicking, but she doesn't respond. I think she's frigid.
  • Nlewis4, on 03/11/2008, -8/+39funny if you are 16 years old
    • daborg, on 03/11/2008, -0/+14Ah, now I get why this made front page.
    • TrevorBelmont, on 03/11/2008, -6/+3Please, let's show some respect for 16 year olds. At that point most of them have touched a woman. Twelve year olds might get a smile out of it though.
    • grimward, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4Funny if you think all males and females are wired the same too :P
    • MacTyler, on 03/11/2008, -1/+11I'm 16 and this isn't funny.
    • subsistenc3, on 03/11/2008, -0/+18Actually, it was not very funny at all, and I'm 16.
      @TrevorBelmont: you made my self esteem fall to an all-time low.
  • kingbling169, on 03/11/2008, -9/+3It's a trap
  • silentpl, on 03/11/2008, -8/+2Buried for inadequacy. .................. Just kiddin ;)
  • RAEP, on 03/11/2008, -2/+59I thought it was virtual orgasm STIMULATOR. Dammit!
  • tonymasons, on 03/11/2008, -11/+2What a stupid ***** annoying website. I had to kill my browser task because those neverending popup boxes. I lost everything I had been typing in another tab.
    • diggonaut, on 03/11/2008, -2/+4if you lost everything, kill yourself, not only browser
    • Jektal, on 03/11/2008, -1/+2Sounds like you should have been using Firefox and it's awesome recovery feature.
    • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1you suck at life
  • aaapples, on 03/11/2008, -9/+4Stereotypes are funny....no wait...what's word I'm looking for...lame super super super lame.
  • TechyLah, on 03/11/2008, -8/+1Sorry for you women out there; there is no female Viagra yet but
    TECHNOLOGY TO THE RESCUE!! check this out!
    http://slightesttouch.com/
    Didn't Woody Allen have an "Orgasmatron" in one of his movies?
  • Bajayjay, on 03/11/2008, -8/+1was that for real?
  • WhoDoneIt, on 03/11/2008, -6/+1I'm either really old or I'm the first to say OLD!!
    The same "joke" was done when javascript allowed you to "rumble" a page. I'm thinking pre 2000.
    • diggonaut, on 03/11/2008, -1/+3Read other whiny comments above. Congrats! you are not alone in your senility
  • Nyyankeeman, on 03/11/2008, -22/+1suck
    environment
    mirror
    colbert
    ipod
    *****
    epic
    • diggonaut, on 03/11/2008, -1/+3suppose you are optimized for that keywords?
    • Nyyankeeman, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1Oh sorry guys, I am playing that diggkiller flash game, and I needed some powerups. Google it. It will make your day
    • jo3design, on 03/12/2008, -0/+1SEMCIFE?
  • Lilya19, on 03/11/2008, -4/+4Interesting story :)
  • timusca, on 03/11/2008, -2/+7I wish the Orgazmirator was a real device...
  • PhilMoskowitz, on 03/11/2008, -8/+2This wouldn't have been funny even to a 12 year old. What the hell is happening to digg? Sooo boring.
    • mxcl, on 03/12/2008, -1/+1It's people like you who are ruining Digg. Just STFU.
  • Lastgreatwar, on 03/11/2008, -2/+35Are there any other girls besides me that do not need 35 minutes for an orgasm?
    • RexxxMaster, on 03/11/2008, -26/+2omg a girl on digg!!! (plus she click the on the site)
      /bugging
      • rikwakefield, on 03/11/2008, -1/+6Please don't start that again :)
      • Arcesius, on 03/11/2008, -0/+11Yeah. In the hopes of getting more girls to post comments, I think I'm going to start burying those kind of comments. =/
    • fantasyflamz, on 03/11/2008, -1/+15I'd say it really depends... I'm anywhere from 5 min to 15.
    • Jektal, on 03/11/2008, -1/+44Pics or it didn't happen...
      • chingy1788, on 03/11/2008, -0/+16well vids really
      • Soave, on 03/12/2008, -0/+13A series of pictures at 30 pictures per second, accompanied with a synchronized recording of sound, or it didn't happen.
      • unfinite, on 03/12/2008, -0/+4Damn! I clicked [View 2 replies] hoping to see a link.
        No pics...I guess it didn't happen.
    • bemidia, on 03/11/2008, -1/+12I don't! It takes 10 minutes tops.
  • katalysis, on 03/11/2008, -8/+3Javascript is off. pwned.
  • Tiler, on 03/11/2008, -8/+3Old, like seven years or more.
  • Bethanil, on 03/11/2008, -1/+20If you look at the host site of this digg, http://www.santorine.org/, you will find a nice Italian family. Dig around a little deeper, it gets freakin weird.
  • timlopez, on 03/11/2008, -3/+24Mmmmm Making love...
    Making love for two....
    Making love for two minutes....
    • NinjaBoy, on 03/11/2008, -1/+20Two minutes in heaven, is better than one minute in heaven.
      • orlandorays, on 03/11/2008, -6/+2And one minute in Heaven is better than not making it there. ;-)
    • CCmachined, on 03/11/2008, -0/+5flight of the conchords ^^
    • untitlednet, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4Baby, when it's with me, you only need two minutes... cause I'm so intense.
    • Vindexus, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4You say something sexy like "I'm gonna go to bed I work in the morning"
    • djramen, on 03/11/2008, -0/+4It's business..
      It's business tiiiiimeee
    • timlopez, on 03/11/2008, -0/+3For those of you not getting the reference:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE
    • h4mx0r, on 03/12/2008, -0/+4And then you go sort out the recycling... That's not part of it, but it's important too.
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