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- accelleron, on 02/06/2008, -7/+126This book is a scam. Everyone knows you don't have sex after marriage...
- leerayIG88, on 02/06/2008, -7/+70I just wish I could have a girlfriend to start with..
- lnxfi, on 02/06/2008, -12/+70Put it in her butt?
- meshman, on 02/06/2008, -17/+66If you haven't figured this out by the time you're married, you're doing it wrong.
- saleem, on 02/06/2008, -3/+46do you put on your robe and wizard hat?
- momsshizzle, on 02/06/2008, -3/+38Neither can I! Tell her hi for me!
- flashboy131, on 02/06/2008, -2/+32I wanna "LOL" but I think you're serious.
- sockpuppets, on 02/06/2008, -6/+32sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!
- inactive, on 02/06/2008, -2/+26Then introduce her to the one eyed trouser trout.....
- allholy1, on 02/06/2008, -7/+31Sex - A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sex - ohcoaster, on 02/06/2008, -0/+23they say you could put a penny into a jar every time you have sex during the first year of marriage and take a penny out of the jar every time you have sex after the first year and the jar will never empty...
- sgiffy, on 02/06/2008, -0/+23I just keep him out at all time. Saves the awkwardness later.
- xXGeechXx, on 02/06/2008, -3/+25Maybe the problem is that you married a box of cheerios and not something delicious
- Brad324, on 02/06/2008, -1/+18This belongs on digg as much as a "how to truly love jesus" guide belongs at an atheist convention.
- sockpuppets, on 02/06/2008, -1/+18Download one today!
- mishmish48, on 02/06/2008, -7/+22I like inventing new personalities, becoming somebody new in bed has always kept things exciting in my relationships.
- xatrak, on 02/06/2008, -2/+17Especially if you're reading Reader's Digest.
- 5xSTUN, on 02/06/2008, -0/+15Take heart, diggers, out there somewhere there's a girl who will love you just the way.... ha, I almost said that with a straight face.
- appletoapple, on 02/06/2008, -0/+13I think this is all ***** if you really know your partner. My boyfriend and I have been together 6 years and have lived together for three. We're getting married in June, and I expect the sex to be just as hot after. We already know each others style, and we're used to making time for sex despite the everyday stresses of a house, job, etc. I think it's more about WHO you marry, not just that you ARE married. I think people jump into things too quickly and really have no idea who their partner is before tying the knot.
- hlcno, on 02/06/2008, -5/+18put penis in vagina.
- coldcarbon, on 02/06/2008, -0/+13did you just read that from the back of your 20year old high school "year book"
- inactive, on 02/06/2008, -3/+15For me its a good helmet shining and then I go to sleep. Been married 25 years. The key is to keep the same low expectations from day one - that way it never gets any worse.
- kingmanic, on 02/06/2008, -0/+10Porn is to Sex as Hollywood is to physics.
- mal1964, on 02/06/2008, -1/+10I'm going to wait for the movie to come out.
- dood, on 02/06/2008, -4/+13Mismatched sex drives, clashing expectations, etc? This is all stuff you should figure out WAY before you sign the marriage certificate.
- SammyJr, on 02/06/2008, -3/+12Go suck a bible.
- minorthreat, on 02/06/2008, -1/+10I thought it was a trouser snake...
- leerayIG88, on 02/06/2008, -0/+9If shes a hooker, yes. Yes you can.
- rkzda, on 02/06/2008, -0/+9Unless you go into marriage without sex. Believe it or not, there are some who still do this.
- xptoast, on 02/06/2008, -1/+10Not everyone knows common sense. It takes time sometimes unless you are taught or have learned it. Divorce rates of newlyweds happens because of unprepared expectations. This article is very very good advice. Even the Bible says:
First Corinthians - Chapter 7:3-5
3. The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4. The wife's body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife.
5. Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. - coldcarbon, on 02/06/2008, -1/+10wiggle it around
- Hefelumpman, on 02/06/2008, -4/+13I think your wife is cheating on you...
- amenhotep, on 02/06/2008, -1/+9newlyweds need sex guide?
- norris, on 02/06/2008, -1/+7The Ultimate Sex Guide for Newlyweds:
It goes in the hole. - SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/06/2008, -1/+7Stay away from the Froot Loops. They're not the marrying kind.
- damnmonkey, on 02/06/2008, -1/+7Awww.....someone's wittle heart got broken wong ago.
- wapee, on 02/06/2008, -0/+6Life is just foreplay... and at the end you're *****.
- h0m3styl3, on 02/06/2008, -0/+6apparently you've been with the wrong dudes. Sorry you need a "BOB". why don't you have a talk with your man and try to work something out...
- datastorageguy, on 02/06/2008, -0/+6I lol'd at "guru"
- dood, on 02/06/2008, -2/+8Well, as a mechanic might say, "There's yer problem!"
- MacTyler, on 02/06/2008, -7/+12what no duct-tape or chain mail? Lame.
- NickRamos, on 02/06/2008, -2/+7Boy are you in for a surprise.
- derian22, on 02/06/2008, -4/+9why are reader's digest articles making it to the front page? has digg been secretly taken over by my grandparents?
- xptoast, on 02/06/2008, -0/+5Does it matter where the information comes from as long as its accurate?
- inactive, on 02/06/2008, -0/+5Dont be shocked when you come home early to find your man ***** his secretary and your sister.
- inactive, on 02/06/2008, -1/+5lol, monogamy
- DreKor, on 02/06/2008, -2/+6This is why you don't have kids and you don't marry someone who thinks good sex is for "wild, crazy women". (I suppose you could just go ahead an marry a wild, crazy woman to get past that)
- coldcarbon, on 02/06/2008, -2/+6you never go ass to mouth.
- sockpuppets, on 02/06/2008, -3/+7They're digging you down but I thought it was dark and hilarious. :)
Digg me down too please. -
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