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- eatsleeptrumpet, on 07/18/2009, -2/+143FTA: "Men become intimate to have sex. Women have sex to become intimate."
Blew my ***** mind. - chicagojack, on 07/17/2009, -15/+150I don't know who you are hooking up with, but its a little wierd that the girl is getting hard
- D3koy, on 07/18/2009, -2/+128So you're telling me the best way to get a girl in the mood is to have sex with her? I somehow don't think she'll buy that...
- CasualNinja, on 07/18/2009, -6/+97So NO really does mean YES, but only after you're done!
- thelastcivilian, on 07/18/2009, -3/+88Moral of the story: When raping, stick around to cuddle afterwards.
- ru486, on 07/17/2009, -2/+85So I need a time machine to make this work in my favor?
- thelastcivilian, on 07/18/2009, -1/+84So just do it twice. Problem solved.
- ivanmarsh, on 07/18/2009, -5/+87Jesus... let me give what little experience I can to this situation. Stop ***** ***** who only want to put another notch on their headboard and stop treating men that want to do something other than that like ***** and perhaps your orgasm may become relevant. I, like many men, only get sexual gratification by giving you sexual gratification.... and cue the "player *****" to shoot that down because conquest is the only way they get it up in the first place and the idea of a man wanting to please a woman scares the ***** out of them. I love women. I love pleasing women sexually. Granted the first time may take five minutes but if you aren't a complete bitch and make me feel like ***** I'm going to keep trying until I get it right. Give a little thought about who you're inviting into your bed and you may find a bit of satisfaction in routing for the underdog.If your goal is to have AN orgasm, you're aiming too low.
- LittleDas, on 07/18/2009, -1/+60You *****. It's people like you who make girls think it feels good when they do that. It does not feel good. It feels like they are squeezing your balls. You have no idea the damage you've caused.
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: : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : : - CrazyEddie041, on 07/18/2009, -3/+55So I should ask her if she wants to have sex AFTER having sex with her? Got it.
Where's my raping overcoat? - sockpuppets, on 07/18/2009, -6/+56It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
- geoken, on 07/18/2009, -3/+52Most women don't know ***** about pleasing guys.
- biotch, on 07/18/2009, -8/+52"Getting hard" is a metaphor for her coming back with a god damned sandwich.
- rotundo, on 07/18/2009, -0/+42The way they present it in the article makes it sound revolutionary and confusing, but it's really pretty simple and well known: an emotional connection plus lots of slow, sensual foreplay will really turn a woman on and bring out her sexual side. And a truly turned on woman is a wonderful thing to behold.
And no, it doesn't look much like the fake screaming nymphos in porn. - thatnerdygirl, on 07/18/2009, -1/+39"Women don't want to be jackhammered within an inch of their life by a guy who thinks a tit-grab is foreplay?"
Boob groping hurts like hell; I don't understand why guys do it. Should I squeeze your balls with all my might too?
Unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess. - PoliticalMan922, on 07/17/2009, -7/+43"Get Hard" is a metaphor for getting turned on. :P
- kb9vgr, on 07/18/2009, -0/+35with out going into detail i always did everything to please my wife before pleasing myself. mutual orgasms are much more fulfilling for MANY reasons
- pathouston22, on 07/18/2009, -3/+34Most guys don't know ***** about pleasing women.
- darkescaflowne, on 07/18/2009, -2/+32Nothing more pointless than a handjob from a girl. Like watching a retard trying to solve a puzzle.
- Irranok, on 07/18/2009, -1/+31Obviously you are one of the people ivanmarsh is talking about, the "conquest" type. You will regret sleeping around so much when you are 30 and have 5 kids, a dead end job and a bitch of a wife hooked on meth. Have fun with your future!
- rotundo, on 07/18/2009, -0/+29Here here LittleDas - last girl that went down on me literally bit my ballsack, balls and all. I jumped and told her that was way too rough and she seemed legitimately surprised. UniversalGuy: please explain to the women you encounter that not all men like to have their balls injured.
- kocurejd, on 07/18/2009, -0/+28Quote from my Criminal Law textbook: "If her lips say 'no' but there's a 'yes' in her eyes, just remember it's her words not her eyes that will appear in the court transcript."
- Taiyoryu, on 07/18/2009, -1/+29The fact that there are so many comments dismissing that females "get hard" reinforces the stereotype that diggers are virgins. Women may have one or more tell tale signs of arousal: (1) erect nipples (2) swollen labia (3) swollen clitoris. There are certainly others, but those are the ones analogous to a penile erection.
- ThatsNotPoetry, on 07/18/2009, -2/+29Learn about how the clitoris works. You shouldn't be allowed to have sex yet.
- pathouston22, on 07/18/2009, -2/+28Further research is required. I have a PhD, call me.
- choechoetrain, on 07/18/2009, -1/+25dugg for "jackhammer" and "titplay" being in the same sentence
- omae, on 07/18/2009, -0/+23awkward handjobs are always a good laugh
- sumgi, on 07/18/2009, -4/+27No = Yes
Yes = Maybe
Me So Horny = It's a Trap!! - muleskinner, on 07/18/2009, -0/+21I've had a girl do a surprising squeeze and tug on my nuts that made the room go a little dark for a minute. UniversalGuy's preference is definitely NOT universal. that ball squeezing ***** takes the fun out in a hurry.
- barth2k, on 07/18/2009, -5/+26LESSON: let me come over and bang your g/f first. Then she'll be in the mood to do you.
- Chairboy, on 07/18/2009, -1/+22It's simple, guys. Be ready to keep playing after you've fired off your little colony fleet. If your meat cannon has a hydraulic failure because of recent use, that doesn't mean you can't still suck on her nipples, talk graphically to her while she plays with herself, or embark on other adventures into helping HER get to where she wants, again and again if that's in the cards.
Don't feel threatened, be excited that you can rock her world in different ways. - ThatsNotPoetry, on 07/18/2009, -0/+19Anyone who has ever had sex with a woman (or, I guess, anyone who *is* a woman) knows that she is the most aroused after sex. She wants to be touched more, she wants to do it again, she is the most sensitive, etc. Anyone here who can't understand this does not understand how blood flow works and how genital swelling works (how can you have a dick and not understand that?) and therefore either is a virgin or has no business having sex.
Come on, science. Catch up with the rest of the world. I can't believe this is "breaking news" on digg. - GorfTron, on 07/18/2009, -2/+20Have scientists ever been laid? One you get a woman started, you can't have enough boner for her. This is also why so many young girls underestimate their own libidos and get pregnant.
- vlmusicalsound, on 07/18/2009, -1/+18I've been doing it wrong all these years.
And by all these years I mean three years with one person.
=( - immatellyouwhat, on 07/18/2009, -0/+17*HIGH FIVE!
- Wingin, on 07/18/2009, -0/+15I am feeling the desire to become emotionally intimate with you Chairboy.
- Princeamor, on 07/18/2009, -0/+15Please teach us oh wise master...
- ZiggyPlayedG, on 07/18/2009, -1/+15Most guys think they know all about pleasing woman.
- IFEice, on 07/18/2009, -0/+14^ They don't have as much practice as guys.
- Gareth321, on 07/18/2009, -0/+14I don't really understand this at all. They desire sexual contact only AFTER sexual contact? That makes no sense... on ANY level.
- LittleDas, on 07/18/2009, -2/+15Sex is hard.
- perrycarter, on 07/18/2009, -1/+14I wonder what the evolutionary reason for this is.
- Wingin, on 07/18/2009, -0/+13Good thinking!
FTA: Women have sex "for reasons that affirm their relationships but are not inherently sexual". In other words the best way to get her in the mood, is to first have her want to become emotionally intimate with you.
Also, "remember, we're not talking about all women, here," - OneNaturalOne, on 07/18/2009, -3/+16hey guys, i have had sex!!!!
- Gareth321, on 07/18/2009, -0/+13Women are all so different. A lot of girls I've been with love a bit of rough play, especially their nipples. I agree that a really hard "juicing a lemon" squeeze is stupid.
- IgorUnchained, on 07/18/2009, -3/+16As a man who gets stimulated by a brisk wind or a washing machine on spin cycle, why the hell would I be surprised that arousal can make people desire sexual contact. I dont want to get into graphic biology, but the "tip" gets a lot more collateral stimulation than the "bean" does in a given day.
If scientists knew anything about women, they would have rippling muscles and teach P.E. like the rest of us. - Majora26, on 07/18/2009, -0/+13Cool story bro
- onederwall, on 07/18/2009, -1/+13I had a girlfriend once that liked to flick my balls. What a bitch.
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