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Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Men's Life by 5 Years, Science says so WTF!

news.softpedia.com — "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. If only the women would co-operate in this noble endeavour to increase our lifespan...

Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 2, 2007

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  • Ziggygallaway, on 12/02/2007, -2/+256If this is true, maybe our internet porn surfing can get covered by an HMO!
  • Haidoken, on 12/02/2007, -3/+248i think we're all way ahead of the curve
  • jpamperin, on 12/02/2007, -3/+222Sorry guys, this story is total BS. Look at this: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa072 ...
  • Flappy3, on 12/02/2007, -4/+130I'm gonna live forever...
  • terracottapai, on 12/02/2007, -9/+129Naked women on cigarette packs: truly a win-win for everyone.
  • DesertDude, on 12/02/2007, -3/+120Pics or the study didn't happen.
  • jaytek13, on 12/02/2007, -0/+109I dunno about you, but I certainly didn't need to look any further than the caption "staring at boobs is equivalent to 30 minutes of exercise" to realize this was bs.
  • hdar3415, on 12/02/2007, -19/+105Maybe that extra five years will make up for my smoking.
  • TheMachine1, on 12/02/2007, -1/+82I do not think its BS. I was depressed and felt there was no reason to live and then remembered boobs and it restored my will to live.
  • doctorfungi, on 12/02/2007, -2/+79Like we needed an excuse to look at *****...
  • Internetish, on 12/02/2007, -9/+68Does it enlarges the penis too ?
  • chris9902, on 12/02/2007, -1/+58I was going to link to a picture but couldn't find an boobs on the Internet.
  • a0me, on 12/02/2007, -1/+54It does... At least, temporarily.
  • 2shae, on 12/02/2007, -15/+62Or you could just quit smoking.
  • Krumm, on 12/02/2007, -2/+41Where do I sign up for the next study like this?
  • ButterBuddha, on 12/02/2007, -1/+38Unfortunately, that picture they have on the site just shaved 10 years off my life...
  • bentrop, on 12/02/2007, -0/+37There is something even far more telling: "[...] researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so. "
    Where in the world would you find 100 male test-subjects that would abstain from looking at boobs for FIVE years? Not in Germany, that's for sure ...
  • popltree2, on 12/02/2007, -1/+37wrong study.
  • Internetish, on 12/02/2007, -2/+38I wonder what will happen when you touch them .
  • jeff303, on 12/02/2007, -0/+36Yes, soon you'll be able to deduct your bangbus membership from pretax dollars!
  • hasahugedig, on 12/02/2007, -1/+37...but listening to women nag, shortens men's life by 20 years.
  • Subvexer, on 12/02/2007, -0/+32Silence! I need to concentrate.
  • asskey, on 12/02/2007, -2/+32I don't believe in Jesus Christ or do stupid things with active electrical lines. Where do I fit in?
  • elvenseven, on 12/02/2007, -1/+28... in jail.
  • Internetish, on 12/02/2007, -0/+26Wait till you see what's between the legs and that would increase your life by another 20 years .
  • KnightWhoSaysNi, on 12/02/2007, -0/+24You must be the poster boy for "missing the point"

  • HenvY, on 12/02/2007, -3/+26This is seriously the best news ever.
  • sinkhead, on 12/02/2007, -0/+23Life everlasting?
  • themuffinman, on 12/02/2007, -1/+20Holy *****, i always wanted to be a triathlon when i grew up.
  • davecor, on 12/02/2007, -1/+19Actually, married men live longer than single men...

    We have to ask permission to die.
  • mhii, on 12/02/2007, -0/+18Buried for not knowing how to use snopes.com. It was not published in the New England Journal of Medicine rather is was published in the "Weekly World News."

    see: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
  • ThatEvilGuy, on 12/02/2007, -0/+16"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee"

    So silicon is the secret?
  • exomni, on 12/02/2007, -1/+16lol @ "enlarge picture". I think it's enlarged quite enough.
  • LimeParrot, on 12/02/2007, -0/+15I wonder how the feminists are gonna take this... *recalls popular digg about European feminists wanting to bare all at the pool* ... I think we can make everybody happy here!
  • bubba9999, on 12/02/2007, -0/+15That means that lesbians will live 4x as long.
  • Oetzi, on 12/02/2007, -1/+14How many years do we get for staring at pussy then?
  • Pilot85, on 12/02/2007, -0/+12softpedia? Really? I wouldn't bet on it being real.
  • Petrov101, on 12/02/2007, -1/+13I dunno... something smells fishy here.
  • Fullvinyl, on 12/02/2007, -0/+12Yeah, but it's easier to believe in titties since we can see them.
  • edebolt, on 12/02/2007, -1/+12that was funny... why are people digging that down???
  • buddamus, on 12/02/2007, -0/+11About 5 years in prison for not asking first
  • cnot3, on 12/02/2007, -0/+11At this rate, the average digg user will live for 500 years.
  • DeusNova, on 12/02/2007, -2/+13Does this work for asses too?
  • madwormer2, on 12/02/2007, -3/+14http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6962/kiddingmel ...
    You have to be kidding me! You can enlarge them MORE than that?
  • inactive, on 12/02/2007, -6/+17Of cause it is *****, but that does not stop you looking at a good pair of boobs. The day a man stops looking at women's boobs is the day he dies. Poofs excluded, they just get turned on looking at male ass.
  • SpongeBad, on 12/02/2007, -0/+10turns out there's been a typo in many, many books over the years. Ponce de Leon was looking for the MOUNTAINS of Youth.
  • TerrorByteX, on 12/02/2007, -0/+10Excuse me WTF? Athletes in really good health have a resting heart rate much below that of an unhealthy person. Just increasing your heart rate without doing anything else is not good.
  • supermajic, on 12/02/2007, -1/+10I saw this in some silly science show. They apparently proved it wrong.
  • joshf52, on 12/02/2007, -0/+8and I was so certain that this would link to The Onion...
  • ZippyV, on 12/02/2007, -1/+9This was tested in Brainiac (a tv show) and the result was unfortunately negative.
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