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- BigManOnCampus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21What if it's a woman, wouldn't that make it difficult?
- R34C7, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22"In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer)."
-My work is done... - growlzor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19“The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,”
I'm not sure what I would do if my gf got an erection. - razrielle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16My spidey senses are tingling, in special places
- thedarkrabbit, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17and THAT is why Mary Jane is doin Spidey....
- dudemanbro, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15There is a sexual joke in there somewhere
- BigManOnCampus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Ah, If only I could go back in time...
The perfect quip...
"What if it's a woman, wouldn't that make it hard?"
JERK STORE! I'm going with JERK STORE! - fearlessfx, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14With hours-long erections comes great responsibility.
- robbh66, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11When and if I ever need help to get an erection- I think I'll stick with a pill.
- TomFrost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Dear Consumer,
Were you thinking of trying C1@l1s? How about V1@gr4? Times are changing, and you can now get the much cheaper Br4s1L1@n Sp1d3r B1t3 for only $44.95! Just go to www.d1gg.com and buy today! - nipterink, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9where i come from, there's no such thing as an uncomfortable erection.
- Lnomis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Allow me to be the first to say
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oiiiiiing - Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5In other news, the cure for cancer and HIV still eludes medicine while boner scientists continue their efforts.
- dnostalgia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5If it sends most of it's victims to the hospitals, then it's basically turning the hospital into a cheap motel.
- nreynolds, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7@ BigManOnCampus
Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife! - jglaser, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"Then, they injected the venom-chemical into rats stimulated to begin an erection. A tiny needle-like device inserted into each rat’s penis measured the pressure change, which corresponds with the increase in blood flow to the blood vessels inside the penis. Compared with control rats, those injected with the peptide showed a significant increase in penis pressure."
I wouldn't ever, EVER want to be a rat! Essentially they put a "needle-like" device into a rats penis and then FORCED them to get a boner! - himey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The funny thing is that while you may be ready to go, the women aren't too attracted to a guy who has recently had spiders crawling all over him....and now has a big red swollen welt to show for it.
Chicks digg scars....Not weeping bites. - kavery, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7Hey, someone post the code again. I didn't get it the first five times it was posted in this thread.
- Balanced, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I think the idea is to identify the erection-causing component and separate it from the pain-and-suffering parts, providing another option for those who need a little help.
- emptyinside, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3... because ensuring we have erect penises is more important than men's reproductive freedom...
i think we just want chemically-enhanced hardness so we don't have to think about the consequences of where / how we stick it. oh no, then we'd have to take _RESPONSIBILITY_ for our mindless lust.
seriously though. where the orgasm-pill for women? where's MALE hormonal contraception? why is the only way I can ensure not to have a child is undergo minor surgery, that has no guarantee of being reversible or 100% effective?
while you're at it, stop with infant genital mutilation. that would be nice too. might make us have less neurotic society when our first sexual experience stops being a violent one.
sometimes i think the people in charge realize that they're old, they will be dead soon and they want to ***** life up for the rest of us. meanwhile. idiot diggers will digg this down because it's not a movie quote, a 1-sentence quip or other such easily comprehended nonsense. if the media shoots for a 5th grade reading level, digg maybe hits high school. - mal1964, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3spider training for dummies.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3“The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,"
do women get like perpetually hard nipples? - RobotCitizen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Somebody digg up fearlessfx to counter my accidental digg-down, please.
- punchKidz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2yeah its called priapism and its not a good thing lol! you ALSO get them with severe spinal injuries...so i guess all you playing with wet noodles should get run over by a house for a stiffy
- TridenTBoy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Why would anyone rather get bitten and then get a hard-on rather than just take a pill... From the Description"A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection." More than a painful bite.... Right well great. Painful and then hard-on, yay....?
- Waterrat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2 Yeah,poor helpless rats.
We owe so much to the long suffering lab rat and Guinea pig.
It's interesting that the venom produces such an effect...That would sure distract a predator,that's for sure! - kob0724, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I Soviet Russia erections bite spiders.
- moofer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Bite me.
- merreborn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Lots of things cause priapism. Most of them -- likely including this one -- also have other nasty side effects that make them impractical aphrodisiacs.
Trazodone overdose, for example, induces priapism. And vomiting, and sedation, etc. Long story short, you may be fully erect, but you're not gonna be in the mood for intercourse. - moofer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The best, and only real decent spiderman comment on this entire page.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3This may explain why chicks dig Spyderman.
- punchKidz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1...yeah what he said.....LETS GO EAT SOME TRAZADONE BOYS!
- Thorpe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2So, it doesn't turn me into Spider-Man? :(
- n1pz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"sometimes i think the people in charge realize that they're old, they will be dead soon and they want to ***** life up for the rest of us."
Although I'm sure most folk are decent, I would say it those that do feel this way that are far more destructive than the rest are good people.
For example Jack Thopmson and Ted Stevens. - sochi2012, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1http://tothedrop.com
- sanman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2** Is that a spider in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? **
heh, couldn't resist ;) - sanman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Is that a spider in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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http://www.esnips.com/user/viagra1dollar62cents - punchKidz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1fail in russia you do
- thenativeraver, on 10/12/2007, -8/+8Who cares? Jesus is dead.
- antobertenoli, on 03/14/2009, -0/+0lol
- ablez3, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2you suck at life.
- prabjot, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Am I gay or wat, thinking abt how spiderman survided for so many days with an erection?
- Syth, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1That explains how Spider-man got his powers.
- skyfire1, on 10/12/2007, -8/+6Spidey-man! Spidey-man! Shakes his wiennie with his mighty hand!
I made that up in elementary school. - pcslugster, on 10/12/2007, -7/+4LMAO
- ciano, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2In Soviet Russia, erection causes spider bite!
- SwissCamel, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4I hardly think Jesus would find it acceptable for us to be getting boners off getting bitten by a spider.
- nipuL, on 10/12/2007, -15/+5So? 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 gives me an erection for days!!
- Ran2004, on 10/12/2007, -15/+5Just making you you see it again, kavery...
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