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- jakash, on 02/24/2009, -5/+126Correlation ≠ Causation
It's probably the other way round than what this article says anyway, more like: "Teens who engage in intercourse or in pre-coital activities are more likely to prefer popular songs with degrading sexual references." - lava, on 02/24/2009, -5/+109In other news, horny teenagers listen to dirty stuff.
- mikek814, on 02/24/2009, -8/+86in that case Shakespeare is linked to early sex also (this is called ***** science)
- Frixionburne, on 02/24/2009, -0/+74he would also be linked too.........
-suicide
-incest
-murder
-domestic violence
-rape (I think)
Boy, Shakespeare was a terribad influence! - dseelman, on 02/24/2009, -1/+72You don't say?
- unyuzyall, on 02/24/2009, -1/+39Will somebody THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
- Powerfan5000, on 02/24/2009, -4/+41Yet another study that address correlation and not causation. Maybe teenagers who are promiscuous like to listen to songs with sexual lyrics. Maybe they were slutty first.
- timothys, on 02/24/2009, -0/+31http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38603
- Harabeck, on 02/24/2009, -2/+31By that reasoning, it's also obvious that violent video games cause violence. Oh wait...
- TwistyMcFister, on 02/24/2009, -3/+30Credit to ZurMacht from http://digg.com/comedy/Do_you_know_what_the_shocke ...
2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the *****
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the *****, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the *****, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the *****
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
and my personal fave.
2 in the *****, 1 up her ass - Dumbledorito, on 02/24/2009, -0/+25Remember when music occasionally used thinly-veiled metaphors and somewhat clever wordplay to obfuscate their actual meanings? I kind of miss that, and I think it shows a lack of imagination if not downright laziness on the part of most lyric writers these days.
Plus, it leads to later clueless idiots using songs like "Lust for Life" and "There She Goes" for ad campaigns without realizing the songs are about drug use. We're depriving future generations of unintended humor on a mass scale. - Dchandaman, on 02/24/2009, -4/+27………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - entropysteak, on 02/24/2009, -0/+22"Teens are not only having sex drunk or high, but they're also getting drunk or high to increase their chances of having sex," Eckersley said. "Interestingly, we found that this phenomenon also occurs among adults, as well as among every population everywhere in the world that has ever existed since the dawn of time."
- Qbryzan, on 02/24/2009, -0/+22It's a good thing ninth-grade students don't lie about their sexual experience, because otherwise this data would be worthless.
- mikbunn, on 02/24/2009, -0/+21I'm going to start using 'terribad' in conversation.
- davidbeile, on 02/24/2009, -2/+21Or he's living the American Dream!
- uncertainty, on 02/24/2009, -4/+22So?
- mighty914, on 02/24/2009, -0/+18I see nothing in this study about causation anyway. There's a big difference to say that something causes a certain result as opposed to saying they're just connected.
- Dumbledorito, on 02/24/2009, -1/+19Or, to continue the theme, they know very well that their audience won't tune in for thoughtful analysis and instead wants "ten ways your mattress will make your kid an axe murderer" stories.
- Mofassa, on 02/24/2009, -2/+19*sigh*
yet another study that will be used to imply causation yet all it shows is a correlation - Dchandaman, on 02/24/2009, -0/+16Baby all through the night!
- trafficlight, on 02/24/2009, -0/+16And I'll hold you tight.
- inactive, on 02/24/2009, -1/+17It also cracks me up when a girl gets mad if you call her a bitch or talk down to her, then she gets all excited when her favorite song comes on the radio and she sings along.."Women ain't ***** but ho's and tricks..white bitches are so dumb...they belong in the kitchin...slurpin' on sum cum..."
Wait, I can't call you a bitch, but if someone you don't know calls you a bitch in a song "thats you jam right there!"?? - MattyI, on 02/24/2009, -0/+15Or at the very least, it's equally plausible that it's the other way around.
I wish I could upvote you harder for mentioning this. It's very rare that media outlets have any understanding of this concept. - Ravenlark, on 02/24/2009, -0/+15Oh, dear... Next there will be DANCING!
- jimrooney, on 02/24/2009, -2/+15Teens who like to f*ck like songs about f*cking? Who'da thought?
Right, this is presented in reverse order to make it sound like the music is what's driving them.
No thanks, I'll go with "What are hormones?" for the win. - DeviantDragon, on 02/24/2009, -3/+14I'm sure children who engage in early sexual activities also all have parents. WOAHMG, parents cause sex!
- BattleScars, on 02/24/2009, -1/+11Great. More ***** "science" reaching the front page. They surveyed a whole 3 schools and found that (shocker) the students are sexually active. Oh no! Lets ban music!
- FuzzplugJones, on 02/24/2009, -0/+10They were going to make a causal relationship between rap fans and deadbeat dads with gold teeth, but their editor kept telling them it was racist...
- jsauter, on 02/24/2009, -0/+10Teens are likely to engage in intercourse or in pre-coital activities, U.S. researchers say.
There we go, I fixed it. - FuzzplugJones, on 02/24/2009, -2/+11Buried for partisan *****.
- acknotSW, on 02/24/2009, -0/+9"A popular soft drink is found to be poisonous; we won't tell you which one until 11:00"
- Mysticcal, on 02/24/2009, -0/+8Please stop using the reference "African" American. they're Black American. none of them are from Africa. Having 200 year ancestors from Africa would make me Irish American.
- trik, on 02/24/2009, -0/+8maybe it's because they're cooler?
- liquidsg, on 02/24/2009, -2/+10Now I see why Jizz in My Pants was so important.
- inactive, on 02/24/2009, -2/+10Are you saying we shouldn't listen to "singers" like lil wayne or t.i. or other AFRICAN AMERICAN "singers"?!
I see how it is.. - Ninh, on 02/24/2009, -3/+11All urban schools, not very representative for the country at large.
- suzannethetiger, on 02/24/2009, -0/+8Did someone say filthy song lyrics? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY
- da5id, on 02/24/2009, -0/+8At least one other Digg user notice the circular sampling problem. Also, the obviousness issue. Bulletin: more teens who smoke pot listen to pro-pot music... Developing."
- pintomp3, on 02/24/2009, -0/+8Why single out rap music? Half of rock music, especially hair metal bands, was about sex.
- durruticolumn, on 09/18/2009, -0/+7
"you know what is so dope about skeet? white people don't know what it means yet.....when they figure it out they're going to be like 'my god, what have we done?' "--Dave Chappelle - JYoungest1, on 02/24/2009, -0/+7Which came first, the Slutty teen or the Slutty song?
Answer: Me, because I'm premature and you keep mentioning sluts. - hinchb, on 02/24/2009, -3/+10It's more likely the first posters description than yours.
- dmbchris, on 02/24/2009, -0/+7um, association is not causation? Maybe teens with crappy parents are allowed to listen to anything they want, and along the same vein, rub their genitals on anything they want.
- Hincapie, on 02/24/2009, -0/+7this is as good as the "teenagers are lazy" study.
- gl77, on 02/24/2009, -0/+6teenagers been *****' for as long as there been teenagers.............regardless of music choice
- SpongeBad, on 02/24/2009, -0/+6That's a song about pie, not sex.
- Eezyville, on 02/24/2009, -1/+7Obvious research is obvious.
- glockman69, on 02/24/2009, -1/+7Right because before this kind of music was popular, kids didn't get horny.
- Xpletive, on 02/24/2009, -0/+6i need to stop letting my nephew listen to closer.
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