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- MurphyWatson, on 07/08/2009, -3/+329I can create human sperm.
- emotecontrol, on 07/08/2009, -1/+195Well, guys. It's been a good run, but we're obsolete now. I'll see you at the camps.
- trousercustard, on 07/08/2009, -2/+178I wonder how they managed to pull that off?
- Johnichi, on 07/08/2009, -2/+174I find this story hard to swallow.
- Smegzor, on 07/08/2009, -7/+160It'll just end up on someone's face anyway.
- bakedpajamas, on 07/08/2009, -7/+135Sure they created sperm. But like most Scientists, they have no clue as where to put it.
- schmidtyboyas, on 07/08/2009, -3/+121Keep this technology far, far away from Octomom!
- Akairenn, on 07/08/2009, -1/+100I, for one, welcome our female overlords, and wish to remind them that I can be of valuable service recruiting others to toil in their sugar mines.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -3/+98Relax, Gentlemen.
We can just market ourselves to liberal chicks by promoting our "all natural, organic sperm". - inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+70That was a stroke of genius.
- PterionFracture, on 07/08/2009, -1/+63Does your method involve spitting into a cup?
- Animan351, on 07/08/2009, -3/+63hehe. pull.
- s3dward, on 07/08/2009, -3/+63So they jacked off in a tube?
- yocouchdigga, on 07/08/2009, -0/+57I call top bunk.
- Megadeth222, on 07/08/2009, -1/+56They keep doing these crazy experiments and they'll go blind.
- yocouchdigga, on 07/08/2009, -0/+53I have such a hard time with pun comments.
- fuzzyllama, on 07/08/2009, -6/+59insert joke about scientist finally getting some in the lab.
- JYoungest1, on 07/08/2009, -0/+51One time at band camp we all died
- eliot2000, on 07/08/2009, -5/+55Don't be a jerk and start a pun thread.
- walgman, on 07/08/2009, -1/+50hehe that suits your name.
- inactive, on 07/08/2009, -1/+50These pun comments are so beat.
- EllimistX, on 07/08/2009, -0/+47I've really got to hand it to them, it came as a surprise.
- frieddonuts, on 07/08/2009, -1/+48I came to find a pun thread. Thankfully, I wasn't left hanging.
- generalalcazar, on 07/08/2009, -0/+45Interesting feeling - being a member of the last generation of human males.
- Shaggy3, on 07/08/2009, -1/+45SyFy original movie about monster-sperm in 3.. 2..
- pegothejerk, on 07/08/2009, -0/+44you called my name, i came. what did you want?
- lacreme, on 07/08/2009, -1/+43You're just a master at baiting these types of threads.
- Twag86, on 07/08/2009, -2/+40Ive been thinking long and hard but cant come up with a clever pun.
- jhbarr, on 07/08/2009, -2/+39But does the embryonic stem cell have to pay child support if it's sperm gets someone pregnant?
- lorddazzer, on 07/08/2009, -0/+37hehe. came.
- vizerei, on 07/08/2009, -2/+38Do I have to say it?
Why are we researching how to help people who can't make more people make more people?
Aren't we already a bit overcrowded on this planet? - Chris_F, on 07/08/2009, -0/+35Although I think it's a bit premature to be making these assumptions.
- yocouchdigga, on 07/08/2009, -2/+34new atheist religion?
that makes so little sense, I don't even know where to begin... - maehem, on 07/08/2009, -2/+33Shortly before the unveiling, the lead scientist asked everyone to leave him alone in the lab for a few moments....
- Moralogic, on 07/08/2009, -0/+24He got a masters in bating.
- lorddazzer, on 07/08/2009, -2/+24I think you meant
I have a feeling its all going to blow up in their faces. - Chris_F, on 07/08/2009, -0/+22Interesting to think that these embryo's will never be born, and yet could possibly father a child...
Imagine growing up with a mother and grandparents on both sides, yet your father was never even born... - BlueDjinn, on 07/08/2009, -1/+23Beats me, but they'll be making money hand over fist!!
- dx0ne, on 07/08/2009, -2/+24nah. women still need men for domestic violence.
- frieddonuts, on 07/08/2009, -0/+21lacreme- your name is topical to this thread as well.
I'm glad that we have indulged in such sophisticated inter- I mean discourse. - JoeHague, on 07/08/2009, -5/+26Maybe if you weren't such a cold bitch real men would be interested in you/
- Majora26, on 07/08/2009, -1/+22genes for Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart!
- CrazedLeper, on 07/08/2009, -3/+22Very punny.
- theghoul, on 07/08/2009, -1/+20FTA:
"The stem cells had been removed when the embryo was a few days old and were stored in tanks of liquid nitrogen. "
So, they started with stem cells from an embryo, created with sperm to make sperm? - joshuaer, on 07/08/2009, -3/+21Ya i was thinking the same thing.
1. get huge grant
2. party
3. party even more
4. jack into a tube when 1 min before you boss walk in.
5. look what i created! - lorddazzer, on 07/08/2009, -2/+19Or, organic food product. :)
- spookyttws, on 07/08/2009, -3/+19Wow, we've become Gods!
Then again, I create a lot of sperm and I don't need a laboratory, so I guess we've always been Gods. - phyx726, on 07/08/2009, -2/+18Ooh, it just came to me.
- xlr84u, on 07/08/2009, -3/+18GATTACA
- thejackyl, on 07/08/2009, -1/+15I'd like to think I'm good at at least two things.
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