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- Dinsdale77, on 09/13/2008, -26/+160Fox News link, I feel dirty......
- AmyVernon, on 09/12/2008, -8/+132I once puked for 8 hours of a 12-hour plane flight b/c I had a slightly sour stomach and a stewardess was wearing really heavy perfume.
- Sornos, on 09/13/2008, -2/+123They should have also print:
"WARNING: Use of this product may cause your douche levels to rise" - ieyeaye, on 09/13/2008, -2/+118It's called Sex Panther by Odeon.
- inactive, on 09/13/2008, -2/+100That was a short story.
- Dumbledorito, on 09/12/2008, -3/+88Isn't that how much they use, anyway? I figure things like "Axe" must have "Contents: One Application" on the cans somewhere, given the visible aura of stench its users seem to have.
- inactive, on 09/13/2008, -3/+7260% of the time, it works every time.
- inactive, on 09/13/2008, -2/+62It's made with real bits of panther.
- heysuburbia, on 09/13/2008, -1/+57Actual Link w/ Pic of the Bottle:
http://www.wmur.com/news/17450912/detail.html - hotpuck6, on 09/13/2008, -1/+51"the girl probably will be disciplined."
Wow, that's just good reporting right there. - Michas, on 09/13/2008, -4/+53tl;dr
- davidwasman, on 09/13/2008, -13/+60I'm shocked Fox Noise isn't calling her a terrorist and the perfume a biological weapon.
- crickey23, on 09/13/2008, -0/+42I hate it when my brother, who's 13, sprays almost an entire can of that Axe crap all over himself, instead of putting on deodorant. You can smell it throughout the entire house!
It makes me wonder what his school must smell like, if all the boys his age do that.... - ventralnet, on 09/13/2008, -2/+44Terrorist!
- ciram, on 09/13/2008, -1/+43It's illegal in nine states, so you know it's good.
- ileftfark, on 09/13/2008, -1/+42Dude, there's a million antiperspirants out there that have little or no scent at all...
Or, just use common sense and don't douse yourself with a ton of ***** that smells like Bigfoot's dick. There is a happy medium. - allaboutdatiki, on 09/13/2008, -7/+42
Pepé Le Pew on line three, Pepé Le Pew on line three ... - inactive, on 09/13/2008, -2/+36I got out of my way to not pass by the front door of department stores because that's where they keep the stinky cat piss.
No problem with shampoo perfumes, fabric softener, laundry detergent, etc. But actual perfume makes my eyes water and gives me really bad nausea. - Myztry, on 09/13/2008, -2/+36I had a cup of perfume thrown at me as a prank once. Unfortunately I ducked just as I was breathing in, and instead of hitting my chest, I inhaled raw perfume into my nose and sinuses. I vomited straight away.
For the next week I had terrible headaches and ever time I sniffed or swallowed I tasted foul raw perfume. I'm feeling sick just thinking back to it. One of the worst things to ever go through.
It's been over 10 years but I still can't stand perfume. Foul nasty *****! - TheOther1, on 09/13/2008, -2/+35It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. I'm gonna be honest with you, Brian, that smells like pure gasoline.
- MtheoryX, on 09/13/2008, -1/+27It probably smells like a night club in New Jersey.
- Farik, on 09/13/2008, -5/+29Oh look at me, I'm from New York! I'm special too but I pretend to be a hardass troll to get attention!
- dondara, on 09/13/2008, -4/+28"I think the TSA is actually doing its job well."
Haven't been to the airport in awhile, have you? - GuntherMcBadass, on 09/13/2008, -1/+23It is when it's a whole bottle of perfume bought on a middle-schooler's budget.
The three dollar perfumes need to be discontinued. - telepheedian, on 09/13/2008, -0/+22A stick, you don't need to spray yourself down with toxic chemicals to not smell like body odor.
- alclone, on 09/13/2008, -7/+27So that is why they ban perfume bottles on planes.
I think the TSA is actually doing its job well. - Harelin, on 09/13/2008, -1/+18You haven't heard? Pretty soon all classrooms will have padded walls and pencils will be outlawed because of their sharp points.
- Tiptup300, on 09/13/2008, -1/+17Smells like Big Foot's Dick!
- RyanOC, on 09/13/2008, -3/+19Yeah, why do people think they have to "marinade" in perfume/cologne. What happened to a little goes a long way. I am highly sensitive to smells, sort of allergic if you will, can get migraines, sinus attacks etc and some people just lay it on a little toooooo thick and then there are the perfumes that just are icky smelling to begin with. Once on the way up to work in the elevator, this chick whips out a bottle of perfume and starts sprayin away, then gets off on a floor before the rest of us....thought we were gonna die! (this post brought to you by the wife, please don't hold it against the user)
- BrettFromTibet, on 09/13/2008, -4/+19On my school bus they would set off stink bombs.. and the driver pulled over for an hour. Poor bus drivers, they always got a lot of flack.
- gamben0, on 09/13/2008, -2/+17She was clearly fighting off zombies. Give her some credit.
- NoData, on 09/13/2008, -0/+15A PSA to all my young brothers: I know a lot diggers are of middle and high school age. And a lot of my young digg brothers have been frustrated in their attempts to woo the ladies. At that tender, hormonally-charged age you will resort to many, many ridiculous means to try to eke out a small edge in the largely futile quest for trim. One of these is the use of cologne, or worse, that latest of foul and douchey concoctions-- "body spray for men" (i.e. Axe, Tag, Bod, etc.)
My young digg brothers: I implore you, speaking as someone who also was desperate for the ladies and, embarrassingly, guilty of the charge of which I now speak, DO NOT USE COLOGNE IN HIGH SCHOOL. AND DO NOT USE BODY SPRAY EVER.
Cologne is a pungent and powerful toiletry and should only be used in the most sparing amounts for only the most special social occasions, IF EVER. First period is not an occasion worthy of cologne. And if you wear cologne, a woman should only be faintly aware of its presence when you hold her close – by which point its puported role in luring her in the first place is already moot. Smelling cologne on a man from a distance instantly brands you as cheesy or Persian. Smelling strongly of cologne makes you cheesy AND clueless, and incredibly obnoxious to all. And smelling like Axe or its clones just makes you a douche. A cheap, desperate, corny douche.
Whatever science may know of pheromones and other chemical sexual attractants, trust me, it’s not in 3.99 bottle of Axe.
Here is how you use cologne: First, you buy the good stuff. Take a woman with you. If you don’t have a woman for whom you want to smell nice (your mom doesn’t count), you don’t need cologne. Second, do not even touch the bottle if you are going to work, going to school, or just “hanging out.” Cologne is for dates. Nice dates. And even then, it’s a very dicey choice. If you have determined that an occasion is cologne-worthy apply it by spraying it ONCE just in front of you and walking into the mist. Or, if it’s not a spray, barely wet your finger with the stuff and just touch either side of your neck. Subtlety is crucial.
I cannot stress this enough: If attracting a woman is a problem for you, smelling like desperation is not going to help. Women KNOW why a guy is wearing cologne. It makes you obvious and, worse, often downright aversive. Practice good hygiene and use deodorant, but stay away from cologne. Trust me. - booyahbitch, on 09/13/2008, -0/+14YIKES! You should always beware of the ***** if it comes in a gallon jug!!!
- th3heretic, on 09/13/2008, -0/+13Seems people didn't catch your sarcasm.
- RyomaNagare, on 09/13/2008, -1/+13better yet, shower daily
- inactive, on 09/13/2008, -0/+12People who wear a lot of perfume are the same people who blow out your speakers with the worst music you've ever heard if you visit their Myspace profile.
- Myztry, on 09/13/2008, -1/+13LOL. I'm recalling since the subject is noxious perfume.
(PUSSY: anonymous person who throws random insults via the internet as a fail to make themselves appear tough by insinuation) - inactive, on 09/13/2008, -2/+13It's fox...
What do you expect? I'm surprised they didn't blame this on Obama. - jave8u, on 09/13/2008, -0/+9Thanks for sharing :)
- giveer, on 09/13/2008, -2/+11Dude, 4 times you've repeated the same damn thing in this thread. Not to mention your fantastic repetition in other threads. We get it. You hate 'libs' and think your type is the only true "American". Good for you already.
Repeating the same line just makes you sound like a whiny, repetitive and uncreative douche bag. - elnerdo, on 09/13/2008, -0/+9In my school, the freshman and sophomore hallways have a permanent reek of Axe.
- drgirlfriend, on 09/13/2008, -2/+11It smells like a used diaper...filled with Indian food...excuse me!
- mouthymadness, on 09/13/2008, -0/+9That movie is gonna suck.
- dondara, on 09/13/2008, -4/+13She's white, right? DUH!
- AXNJAXN, on 09/13/2008, -0/+8YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
- MrsRodted, on 09/13/2008, -1/+9Dude.... chemical warfare..........
- BoneheadFarker, on 09/13/2008, -0/+8When I was in school, my bus driver didn't put up with *****. He would have just put on a gas mask and kept driving...
- secrity, on 09/13/2008, -1/+9Yes, I know, it really is a shame when people, especially kids, feel that they have to wear cologne/perfume. Blame it on advertisers.
- inactive, on 09/13/2008, -1/+9Which channel? NBC? ABC? Or perhaps the English Channel?
- EmperorAwesome, on 09/13/2008, -1/+9I believe you have something more important to concern yourself with.
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