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- inactive, on 11/07/2007, -6/+309Whatever you do, DON’T FART while getting a blow job.
- PwnanObrien, on 10/10/2007, -43/+270It's a cool list despite it being useless to your average digger...
sorry but it had to be done - Malarie, on 11/07/2007, -18/+204Post-Orgasmic Men Agree: 1 tip to leave them dazed and amazed:
Man #1: I really love when my girlfriend swallows.
Man #2: I really love when my girlfriend swallows.
Man #3: I really love when my girlfriend swallows.
Man #4: I really love when my girlfriend swallows.
Man #n: I really love when my girlfriend swallows. - quami16, on 11/07/2007, -7/+171Is digg turning into the cover page of Cosmo?
- halavais, on 10/10/2007, -2/+138"Start by gently pressing the heel of your hand into her belly button as you're thrusting. When she screams with pleasure, you'll know you've hit the target."
Or, you know, you've ruptured her spleen. - ButterBuddha, on 11/07/2007, -29/+135Buried as Inaccurate...women having orgasms is just a myth.....
- TheWorm, on 11/07/2007, -6/+108That joke has been used on every single sex story on Digg since the beginning of time. Why do we continue to Digg it up?
- ers35, on 11/07/2007, -6/+96What's a woman?
- Lnomis, on 11/07/2007, -3/+89Oh great. Now I have an erection.
- SmackMyMac, on 10/10/2007, -6/+80Should not have read this in my underwear sitting on the couch.
Woops! - anaesthetica, on 11/07/2007, -6/+70I've tried most of these and the list is basically correct. Better than most of the bogus sex advice out there.
- dranire, on 11/07/2007, -7/+66Shoving it in her ass when she's not expecting it should be #1.
- rip747, on 10/10/2007, -21/+7115 tips for women for leaving men dazed and amazed
1) learn to deep throat
2) swallow
3) take it in the ass
4) don't ignore the testicles
5) let your friend join in
6) STFU
7) STFU
8) STFU
9) STFU
10) STFU
11) STFU
12) STFU
13) STFU
14) STFU
15) STFU
I think that about covers it - greenlight2001, on 11/07/2007, -2/+50This is my advice... try something new each time and she how she responds. Build your repertoire from there. Maybe tonight its a finger in her butt. Tomorrow night perhaps her sister can join in. The next night, maybe you can see about using up more than one hole at a time. The night after that, you could maybe hide the videocam. Just try some new simple thing each time.
- Vodka2389, on 11/07/2007, -10/+53Because it continues to be true.
- Brodels, on 11/07/2007, -2/+39Dugg for a woman saying "...coming in for a nipple landing."
- jd33, on 11/07/2007, -2/+38"My woman puts me in orbit when she thrusts that cum straight down her tiny little throat. I go nuts"
- SavageBlackCat, on 11/07/2007, -5/+39Leave a large tip.
- garrettgjb, on 11/07/2007, -2/+35Needs pics.
- dschrute, on 11/07/2007, -5/+35Why wasn't "The Shocker" included?
- KMye, on 11/07/2007, -1/+30I think this list would ONLY be useful to your average digger. "Put your finger in her during oral sex"? "Lick her ***** during oral sex"? "Touch her breasts and down below at the same time"? Thanks MensHealth, you are truly sex gurus!
- ChronicColonic, on 11/07/2007, -5/+30Farmer Brown's sheep do not count...
- sintaxi, on 10/10/2007, -0/+24I love when your girlfriend swallows too ;)
- IllBeBack, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25I had an idea because I actually read the article.
- imacommi, on 11/07/2007, -1/+21I actually did that once.... the best part is that she finished the job. it was definately gross when she returned the favor ...
- flickrdoodle, on 11/07/2007, -1/+21True, every woman IS different but if you do not start with a map she'll know you didn't do your homework. Don't be that guy, please.
- EXreaction, on 11/07/2007, -0/+20And now everyone on digg knows. Double Yay!!!
- MosaicM, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19I refuse to believe it! Nothings better than Ewoks! *hums loudly and goes to play with his ewok action figures!*
- AbsurdParadox, on 11/07/2007, -1/+19The real trick to being good in bed is subtle experimentation with good communication (communication doesn't necessarily mean talking). Just try little things, and see how she responds -- its pretty obvious with most girls whether she likes it or not. If your girl confuses you, or just lays there, you got much bigger problems than what a sex-tip list will solve.
- PedleZelnip, on 11/07/2007, -4/+22Only with you...
- Dr.Gonzo, on 11/07/2007, -2/+2030 Helens agree...
- fnaqzna, on 11/07/2007, -1/+18It's the internet. It doesn't take any balls to write anything.
- xero9, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18How did you get out of the kitchen?
- weejp101, on 11/07/2007, -11/+28Good thing some of us have girlfriends :)
- CletusJones, on 11/07/2007, -4/+20I learned about that "next rung on the ladder thing" a while back. The trick is knowing when to pause.
- arcooke, on 11/07/2007, -0/+16Way #1, play with his Wii
- jsballardx, on 11/07/2007, -4/+19This Saturday a friend of mine had a pool party. Well it was later that night and I had had a few beers and we are hanging out back a friends house. Me my friend Jason and two girls we work with. Well I scoot a little closer to everyone and in the process of scooting I let one rip for the ages. More embarrassed I could not have been and now everyone at work knows. Yay!!!
- LordVance, on 10/14/2007, -3/+17*****! I slipped babe, my bad... my bad...
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+18Another tried and true method is to tape a 100 dollar bill to your face or in the middle of coitus present your partner with new shoes from Sax Fifth avenue.
- afflusso, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15They said that would happen in health class.
- meltingrobot, on 10/10/2007, -9/+22Ultimate Master Sex Tip Number 1!!!! All girls are different. Reading ***** like this is retarded and gives no purpose. I know girls who hate things that are listed here. Seriously, want a tip, ask the effing girl you are with. Chances are, she'll tell you what she wants. If she gets mad because you asked, you need to get away from her ASAP because that's how everything else is going to be.
- Urusai, on 11/07/2007, -18/+31This is *****. You use something called "feedback" to find out what buttons to press, and those buttons are different for different women. If you can't figure them out without a map, you are a complete and total loser.
- AgentConundrum, on 11/07/2007, -1/+13I think what KMye meant was that ideas like "put your finger in her during oral sex" are a bit on the basic side. It's nothing some common sense and a little experimentation wouldn't reveal fairly quickly. I believe the comment was meant to slam diggers who don't know this (the virgin nerd stereotype).
Also, you should care more about "the best ways to go down on her" if you want to have a chance at getting it regularly. It's never a good idea to be selfish in bed, and I personally like the idea that I'm getting her off; knowing it makes me enjoy it more myself. - Kenzan, on 10/10/2007, -13/+25Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
- Cyberen, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13there are three types of women: .jpegs, .avis and .wmv's
- BambinosKrib, on 10/10/2007, -3/+14I can almost imagine diggers making bullet point notes and keeping them in their wallets, for the "next" time.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -6/+17Women love Rodeo sex... get her from behind, tell her that her sister loves it when you do her this way too, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
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