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- mogdor, on 04/04/2009, -2/+94My heart goes out to him, sounds like he's really having a hard time.
- paperclipsNsoup, on 04/03/2009, -1/+70He probably didn't know whether to call a doctor or a hooker
- shupy, on 04/04/2009, -0/+53His wife wasn't tired yet.
- noupsell, on 04/03/2009, -1/+51my question is: why did he wait eight days?
- scecilio, on 04/04/2009, -0/+41Must be hard as hell to pee.
- Donotsurf, on 04/04/2009, -1/+30Well, we can't really penalize his erection.
- dhughes, on 04/04/2009, -0/+19 He was under contract and made $2500.
- johnn11238, on 04/04/2009, -0/+19Maybe it took that long for the novelty to wear off...
- Zervaman, on 04/04/2009, -1/+19Remember folks, always see a doctor when your boner lasts for more than 4 hours!
-What viagra/cialis commericals have taught me - inactive, on 04/03/2009, -2/+19What happened to bring it on. It must have been the most sexually arousing thing of all time!
- archaist, on 04/04/2009, -0/+16The worst thing would be the awkwardness of trying to hide your erection for 8 days straight.
- ZeroOrDie, on 04/04/2009, -2/+18*starts slow clap*
- salmanziaa, on 04/03/2009, -1/+16OH! what a poor guy
- acephreak, on 04/04/2009, -3/+17Kill it with fire!
- dullnation, on 04/04/2009, -1/+14His son wanted to film his reaction of 2girls1cup. Needless to say, the reaction was quite adverse.
- BossKey, on 04/04/2009, -1/+13"Eight days a week
I loooooooove you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show i care..."
- The Beatles - amabaie, on 04/03/2009, -5/+17Sheep? Llamas? What?
- Manberries, on 04/04/2009, -1/+12He must have lost his hoe.
- kevlar21, on 04/04/2009, -1/+12pun intended?
- inactive, on 04/04/2009, -2/+12If I was him, I wood have seen a doctor right away.
- BossKey, on 04/04/2009, -0/+10"How long it will be, how long it will last, depends upon the exertions which we make..."
- Winston Churchill - legendxx, on 04/04/2009, -1/+10*joins in, little faster*
- Rivetgeek, on 04/04/2009, -0/+94 hours dumbass. its more than 4 hours when you are supposed to call a doctor.
- calenti, on 04/04/2009, -0/+7It's kind of a funny story (especially the Google ads on this page) but mechanical priapism (caused by a blockage or failure of the drainage mechanism) can be really dangerous. If it's not treated, the blood trapped in the penis can go septic and gangrene can set in. Yeesh. Not sure why this made the news dump either, except maybe for how long it went on.
I know, there's always some scold injecting reality into a good giggle but those disclaimers on the ED ads really are there for a reason. - Gloogle, on 04/04/2009, -0/+7amputation :(
- fattehboi, on 04/04/2009, -1/+8*starts to go berserk*
- jumpyg1258, on 04/04/2009, -0/+7His insurance won't cover him unless it lasts longer than 7 days.
- kocurejd, on 04/04/2009, -0/+7I suspect the Alpacas.
- freshgrease, on 04/04/2009, -1/+7*farts*
- GroundIsSound, on 04/03/2009, -1/+7Maybe some Cialis has leaked into the local water system.
- fattehboi, on 04/04/2009, -3/+9I see what you did there.
- algaeturd, on 04/04/2009, -2/+8Talk about your hard day's night.
- sweeneyowns, on 04/04/2009, -0/+6worst blue balls EVER
- BossKey, on 04/05/2009, -0/+6*starts The Wave around the stadium*
- asgardshill, on 04/04/2009, -1/+6This is nothing. The Minnesota Senate erection has lasted over 4 months now.
- XenoSNK, on 04/04/2009, -2/+7I thought 6 hours was the danger time, but alright.
- ZombieCreep, on 04/04/2009, -1/+6Hey Ladies!
- Pinkertinkle, on 04/04/2009, -0/+5I'm surprised a relatively common condition like priapism made the news.
- g3r4, on 04/05/2009, -0/+5Blood clots for everyone!
- Larssonk22, on 04/04/2009, -1/+6He was probably with hookers for 7 out of those 8
- AbbasJin, on 04/05/2009, -0/+5sleep! little bob! sleep!
go to sleep bad boy! - inactive, on 04/04/2009, -1/+5*Cheers*
- CHRisISawESOMe9, on 04/05/2009, -0/+4"We need a hooker in here, STAT!"
- pradaaddict, on 04/04/2009, -2/+6His wife begged him not to go see a Doctor.
- alabare, on 04/04/2009, -0/+4Those poor peruvian farm animals...
- dhughes, on 04/04/2009, -0/+4 And to think I have it bad when I have to sit at the edge of the bed a few minutes while things simmer down a bit.
- lisaawesome, on 04/05/2009, -1/+4Of course I read an article about a never ending erection while listening to Jizz In My Pants.
- Rivetgeek, on 04/05/2009, -0/+3it has nothing to do with your heart it has to do that blood isnt flowing through your ***** and eventually it will die and fall off.
- ryanonfire, on 04/05/2009, -1/+4What they don't tell you is that at the hospital in order to fix you massive boner they have to insert a needle and drain the blood :'(
- h0ser, on 04/05/2009, -1/+4his wife was holding him hostage.
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