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- stealth45, on 10/11/2007, -0/+216I'd rather be "that fat guy" than "that guy with the anal leakage" any day.
- DanH, on 10/11/2007, -1/+99they should change their website to www.*****.com
- RoroCo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+92The pill does makes you poop oil, but on the plus side, your toilet seat will never squeak again.
- Kurisuku, on 10/11/2007, -3/+82My mom takes these pills, actually. I've tried them too.
Yes, the first 2 weeks while you take the pill you WILL be ***** oil. Literally. You will ruin pants. It's awful. I took ONE pill and was ***** oil for 2 weeks. I couldn't believe it.
But... After the two weeks, even if you continue taking the pill daily, your movements will eventually mix with the oil and you will no longer have any accidents or problems with it. After you go some of the oil will float at the top of the water in the bowl, but you won't be ***** your pants anymore. It'll be problem free.
But before that... Eesh. ***** everywhere. You wake UP with ***** oil in your pants. It reeks worse than you think, too! - burstaneurysm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+78This brings anal leakage to an entirely new level.
- Caps, on 10/11/2007, -1/+74Yeah I heard about this a while ago.. Apparently you just can't fart with confidence..
- juicebag, on 10/11/2007, -4/+72I think tubgirl takes this medicine.
- silverchrysalis, on 10/11/2007, -4/+55remind anyone else of the roommate from hell?
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Utterly_Disgusting_The_Room_Mate_From_Hell_Story_with_Pictures - LogicBomB, on 10/11/2007, -2/+45I admit - I'm usually a headline reader. I read the headlines, see the posts, perhaps throw my 2 cents in and move on.
On this post, I decided to go to the link. This is the funniest blog entry I've read in a while. If you are normally a headline reader I suggest you give it a once-over. I'm not affiliated with it in any way but it made me laugh quite a bit. Highly recommended. - Unclekoolaid, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40Ummm Ill stick with excercise, I like not ***** myself at work.
"You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
http://www.myalli.com/howdoesitwork/treatmenteffects.aspx - usrlocalbin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40Dark pants MIGHT hide the *****........but not the smell...
"Hey that fat chick in marketing has started to get thinner, but she *****' stinks" - frieddonuts, on 10/11/2007, -1/+35Nothing says "sexy thin bod" better than ***** on the back of your pants.
- ladyarcher85, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37I think they sell these pills together with diaper packs.
- benjaminradler, on 10/11/2007, -1/+34might as well market it as an anti-constipation pill for fat people then, no? :D
- npsken, on 10/11/2007, -3/+35"You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?" - Ron White
- DubbedOver, on 10/11/2007, -10/+40I'll stick to puking after every meal....with diet and exercise of course.
- oxdeltaxo, on 10/11/2007, -7/+37Tubgirl FTW!
- jmgoody311, on 10/11/2007, -3/+32That's *****.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+27@kurisuku
What the hell do you do? Are you expected to throw rubber sheets on your bed and use up all your vacation time before you stop ***** oil? As one of the comments above says, I think I'd rather be the fat guy. - RanIntoTheDevil, on 10/11/2007, -4/+31Wait, so my pants shouldn't be full of liquefied ***** grease! Damn!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+29@douchebag....
I read the whole blog that was linked to by silverchrysalis - phantom_mullet, on 10/11/2007, -1/+26I think this is seriously one of the funniest blog posts I have ever read...don't pass this one up!
- tizz66, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27If all blog spam was like this, Digg would be a better place. This entry had me in stitches.
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“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.”
Oh. My. *****. God. They are so sure you are going to ***** your pants they are saying you should accept the inevitable. There is no way to avoid this. So wear dark pants to hide the liquid ***** stains. And bring a change of clothes. Because your first set are going to get impregnated with liquid *****.
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That's the point that I lost it and woke people up by laughing too loudly. Dugg. - CanceledCzech, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19Wait, is this a WordPress blog? I think this is the first time that i've actually seen a working one.
- sammykrupa, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17I sea what your trying to do their.
- casualweaponry, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17Honestly, if its anything like
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html
Then I'll pass. That's why my fat ass goes to the gym. - LogicBomB, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16I'm surprised no one has mentioned the potential for lube-free anal?
- Philodox, on 10/11/2007, -4/+18It's not blog spam, the author is presenting his/her own original viewpoint on the article.
- Speed, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13Or you could eat better without taking the ***** your pants pill.
- ricorick, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12That was Awesome! I am still crying with laughter.
- screensnot, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13The FDA approved your butt?
- melonhedd, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13This is not a miracle diet pill. All it does is make some fat unable to be metabolized.
- MrSidnet, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12"Yes, the first 2 weeks while you take the pill you WILL be ***** oil"
So it's the perfect revenge eh? Slip 2 or 4 into someones food/drink. Invite them over for some pizza and Alfredo sauce, have them ***** for a month. - Namco, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Its something that drives me crazy to.
- Mordakaida, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11who needs this crap pill? three months ago I weight 300 pounds. I started walking" just walking around the block" , drank a lot of water and just ate healthy while still enjoying my burgers from time to time. I now weight 250 "and going lower" and have more energy in one day then I did all week a few months ago. Beyond the lifting weights I do now and the more walking I do. I feel great, heck I even quit smoking. I can't keep still and forget this I am going for a walk now.
- OwdenBowden, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Just registered and now I will mirror their site.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -6/+16Someone should just put that thing out of her misery
- kethraal, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11It's not blogspam because it's actually funny as hell.
I've never laughed harder in my life. I literally had tears streaming down my face from laughing when I got to this part:
"You’re old life is over. Forget what you think you know about your body. You are going to fart uncontrollably. And there will be follow-through. This is not going to be something you want to share."
Brilliant. - tehgoatman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10way to steal a joke esoteric
- loganhid, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11Make people more lazy why don't we
- johnisfat, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9To leak or not to leak? That is the question.
- HarryTruman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9I'm laughing uncontrollably at the OP's explanation of the website warnings. This is hilarious.
- horizontaleight, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Homer: "Mr. Burns is sooo incontinent..."
Bart: "Haha, incontinent. Too rich."
Lisa: "Does either of you really know what incontinent means?"
Homer: "Lisa, don't spoil our fun." - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11thanks, all I need are a bunch of fat sales bitches running around the office ***** all over the place more than they already do.
- thesixthdesign, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8"Because it’s FDA approved it must be good."
FDA approved my butt. Watch "The Future of Food" and you will know there are hundreds of FDA approved carcinogenic and other harmful foods on the market today. - Tyr7BE, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9It's his opinion on a piece he read. Blogspam is when people summarize an article and link to it in their ***** blog with no other content added.
This is actually a pretty good piece. I agree fully, plus it had me snickering pretty hard the whole way through. - OwdenBowden, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8"You can use a food journal to recognize what foods can lead to treatment effects. For example, writing down what you eat may help you learn that marinara sauce is a better option than Alfredo sauce"
Dear Alli Food Journal...
Today I have discovered what I have been eating that has been causing me to ***** myself - Alli. Now that I know you are the root of the problem I can save all the money I have been spending on Depends, Paints, rolls of T-Paper, and ass cooling gel by stopping the purchase of your product... - aelias, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8It's easy to lose weight when you ***** everything out two hours after you eat it.
- Kurisuku, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8@jcm267 - If you don't have easy/immediate access to a bathroom, you just can't use this pill. It's impossible. It's almost impossible to sleep without an accident. Every time you feel even the slightest bit of gas you better rush to the bathroom, because otherwise you're going to make a mess.
Pretty much this pill is worthless unless you're willing to live on a toilet for 2 weeks during the "break in" period. - MiDri, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Well, *****, how do you people think the fat is going to leave your body? These diet pill people know you're not going to change your diet...
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