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Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

news.bbc.co.uk — Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

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  • miranda622, on 04/16/2008, -4/+175Sorry, didn't notice how old the story was when I submitted - good to know at any rate, though!
    • slamtv7, on 04/16/2008, -19/+3My god this is an epic thread
    • midbc, on 04/16/2008, -1/+27beating cancer one rub at a time
      do your part rub one out
      • FapCommander, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2Does this mean i control the key to curing cancer?
    • theradical, on 04/16/2008, -1/+23Thanks. Not that we needed any more reasons...
      • Awspire, on 04/16/2008, -0/+28True, and Diggs traffic mysteriously drops at a record rate upon this article hitting the front, but for only three minutes.
        • theradical, on 04/16/2008, -1/+21I wonder what the other two minutes were for?
          • themanmachine, on 04/16/2008, -12/+5Cleaning the cum off our keyboard and monitor. Wiping our dicks with tissue. Washing our hands.
          • theradical, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3Wow dude what a disaster. You better call FEMA.
          • orangefly, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4finding 14:22 on your favorite pron....
    • passedoutghost, on 04/16/2008, -2/+19So can you help me cut my risk of cancer?

      [Ok, you can digg me down now]
      • edwartica, on 04/16/2008, -5/+1Wow. I just wish I had thought of it first!
    • noahgelman, on 04/16/2008, -0/+11well, if they insist...
    • pentupentropy, on 04/16/2008, -5/+2If it makes you feel any better, I was just about to digg the same story from http://www.verybadhabits.com and I said - I bet this is already there. To my surprise, 1000+ diggs already =) And wouldn't you know VBH was beaten to the story by some no name news agency called "BBC".. like anyone knows who the bbc is (I love you BBC people - and you NPR people too. You're reporters are my heroes)
    • neod, on 04/16/2008, -1/+3The community is so united on this one. No one is a ***** fanboy today.

      I love you guys.
      • theradical, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2But hopefully not as much as you 'love' yourself.
    • shaka999, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3What exactly were you searching for when you found this ? :)
    • benharder, on 04/23/2008, -0/+0the planetout and foxnews reports on this finding are inaccurate, as i've reported on my news blog, http://www.usnews.com/blogs/thinking-harder/2008/4 ...
  • PaulLev, on 04/16/2008, -5/+55still good to know!

    • dman24752, on 04/16/2008, -1/+62I'll never get prostate cancer. Ever.
      • AzureRise, on 04/16/2008, -0/+37I am so immune to cancer you just need to touch me for immunity.
        • KnifeOrSpoon, on 04/16/2008, -0/+15is that a touch for immunity or a rub for luck???
    • Atmandk, on 04/16/2008, -1/+47The digg community - cancer free!
      • gmarie808, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4Does it work the same for breast cancer?
    • bushnoh, on 04/16/2008, -6/+25 times a week?? my poor balls :(
      • Solis, on 04/16/2008, -0/+145 times a day is the norm round these parts.
  • followfocus, on 04/16/2008, -9/+327Great news! I doubt I have cancer then...
    • Stevo592, on 04/16/2008, -1/+44is there such a thing as anti-cancer?
      • yogurtslinger, on 04/16/2008, -0/+64It appears so,

        fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
      • Klipart, on 04/16/2008, -8/+3word on the street is Chuck Noris's tears cure cancer
        • DatoeDakari, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4I was gonna say something about using it as lube, but then I realized, thats just wrong.
      • Efilnikufesin, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4It's called carpel tunnel
    • Chaoticfist, on 04/16/2008, -1/+16I wonder if the saying an apple a day keeps the doctor away is ok in this case? Faping once a day keeps the cancer away.
    • bethehammer, on 04/16/2008, -1/+25You don't have cancer and no one on digg has cancer
      • vertexoflife, on 04/16/2008, -2/+2That's because digg IS the cancer.
    • L0t3k, on 04/16/2008, -0/+22*****, I think I could eat asbestos 3 meals a day for the rest of my life and never get cancer!
      • Harabeck, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Well, seeing as it would have to be extremely fine and inhaled, you could if you did it right.
    • architectzero, on 04/16/2008, -1/+119Heck, at this rate I'm probably curing someone else's cancer.
      • DephexTwin, on 04/16/2008, -0/+24It's fine if you want to jack other dudes off, but you don't have to brag about it here.
    • curiousgrge, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2If women can feel their boobs in the shower for cancer, why can't men fap while on their computers? Equal opportunity.
    • jun2san, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3Yes, but you probably have hairy palms, not to mention bad eyesight.
    • Adamlite, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4To quote Gilbert Gottfried (and I can't believe I am): "If masturbation is a crime, I should be on death row!"

      Digg me down for shame.
    • BLiNk0, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Yeah seriously can you be in the negatives of ever getting cancer?
    • BillDoor, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1But you are blind. Yes :)
  • cosmikdebris, on 04/16/2008, -2/+144In years to come there's going to be a many a man suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome.
    • h4mx0r, on 04/16/2008, -0/+8Shouldn't there already be?
    • undershirt, on 04/16/2008, -8/+78Well, I bend the elbow, not the wrist, because it's more efficient for my extreme length.
      • pintomp3, on 04/16/2008, -0/+48that's what caused my penis elbow.
        • ep53, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1Oh i get it. Like Tennis Elbow but with Pennis. I love Pennis
      • Dreamxtreme, on 04/16/2008, -1/+4you wish :rollseyes:
      • Kythas, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3You mean using only your thumb and pointing finger and moving only your wrist isn't normal?
        • ep53, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1I thought i was the only person that did that. You can get soooo much more speed
    • fuse13, on 04/16/2008, -6/+3or carnal tunnel syndrome!
    • Aensland, on 04/16/2008, -0/+6Better sore wrists / muscles than cancer.
    • RandomNetUser, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Tennis Elbow will officially be renamed Wanker's Elbow.
  • slamcut, on 04/16/2008, -7/+66Masturbation...it does a body good.
    (Ain't so great for your sheets though.)
  • senorcool, on 04/16/2008, -0/+687"Johnny what are you doing in your room!??!"
    "Curing Cancer!!!"
    • fearlessfx, on 04/16/2008, -3/+53Maybe he was 'Folding@home'?
    • cutekelvins, on 04/16/2008, -12/+2contd.
      "How do you do that ?"
      "open digg.com and pr0n##.com simultaneously and follow the SCIENTIFIC instructions."
      fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
      • RetroMUFC, on 04/16/2008, -1/+4I like when people make remarks intended to be funny, but then they really are just stupid.
        Oops..I did it too.
    • mal1964, on 04/16/2008, -10/+4Preventing
    • rjc5056, on 04/16/2008, -2/+8Who knows, maybe Jonas Salk figured out the cure for polio while fisting himself...
      "I'll call this miracle vaccine, the Goatserum!"
    • MarkTaiwan, on 04/16/2008, -1/+4It's more like.... preventing cancer than curing it.
      • userperson, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1while true, that doesn't read as funny.
    • Sharky35, on 04/16/2008, -0/+5I'VE GOT TO GET THE POISON OUT!
      • drobie, on 04/17/2008, -0/+0Yeah, I can only imagine how many guys will see this and use it sometime later to defend themselves from their girlfriends.
  • soupdawg30, on 04/16/2008, -1/+20This is great news!
  • 9bpm9, on 04/16/2008, -0/+162What doesn't it cure?
    • Akaji, on 04/16/2008, -2/+30AIDS
      • LameTacomeat, on 04/16/2008, -0/+0You don't know that. You might not have tried hard enough.
      • griz, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1Doesn't cause it either.
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/16/2008, -2/+197loneliness.........
      • MrTito, on 04/16/2008, -0/+26I know how I can take care of that though! Oh... now I'm sad.
      • pintomp3, on 04/16/2008, -4/+11bastard. made me laugh so hard i woke up my wife. "what's so funny?" "nothing..."
        • norbiu, on 04/16/2008, -0/+46bastard. made me cry so hard i woke ... nobody up! "...?" "..."
          • Jarasmen, on 04/16/2008, -1/+15bastard. did nothing, because I'm already empty inside...
          • robzimny, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3bastard. did nothing because i have no insides...
        • caramba420, on 04/16/2008, -1/+0You'd better ditch that broad and get to wanking, or else you'll end up with cancer.
    • agentshiro, on 04/16/2008, -1/+9Not dead kittens.
    • veloscaper, on 04/16/2008, -4/+2staying awake
      • bjs3171, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2you mean falling asleep? it *cures* staying awake by making you fall asleep.
    • L0t3k, on 04/16/2008, -0/+13Chafing?
    • dagnome1984, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3I hear it makes a good facial mask for the ladies.
    • ashfaqrasul, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1.
    • thelock65, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3blindness
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/16/2008, -5/+155*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
    • kutateli, on 04/16/2008, -1/+81fap.

      ...damn, im quick :(
    • Barclay1188, on 04/16/2008, -16/+2OVER 9000!!!!!!

      Did that fit, or did I blunder that one?
      • SaxmanTrav, on 04/16/2008, -1/+10It may have fit, but you had to question it, and in so doing, ruined it and yourself.
    • malademental, on 04/16/2008, -5/+7for me it's "schlikschlikschlikschlik" .... "sprooootch"
    • Dreamxtreme, on 04/16/2008, -3/+3whats all this fapping. I wank!
    • reaperhatch, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2now I call them "CANCER PREVENTION SESSIONS"
  • icepick314, on 04/16/2008, -2/+87any reports on group therapy?
    • Kythas, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3Yes. The Pivot Man has the lowest cancer risk.
  • schmiggyjk, on 04/16/2008, -4/+73I have a feeling that digg users do plenty to keep even their grandkids cancer free.
    • jnadke, on 04/16/2008, -1/+84Sick, I don't want to know what you do with your grandchildren
    • staffrocket, on 04/16/2008, -0/+33That's assuming digg users will have an offspring.
    • Anonchrist, on 04/16/2008, -0/+13Dugg down for jerking-off your grandchildren.
  • stonewaljacksn, on 04/16/2008, -2/+60regular masturbation?...what about chronic masturbation is that good too?
    ...nice
    • lamiaconfitor, on 04/16/2008, -3/+6OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! FFFF*********CCCCCCKKKK!
  • Dested, on 04/16/2008, -1/+150Masturbation. Serious business.
    • terryhuang, on 04/16/2008, -0/+31Open a business to have hot women help men cure caner?
      • xonahuia, on 04/16/2008, -0/+11this businesses already exist. they're known as asian massage parlors
        • j3one, on 04/16/2008, -0/+8"..they're not hookers.. their massage therapists."
          " - Yeah, she'll massage your ***** for money."
          " - - There's a word for that, I think it's hooker."
          "YOU'RE A HOOKER! "
    • DivineBrevity, on 04/16/2008, -0/+6That business already exists. Larry Flint owns it.
    • SaxmanTrav, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3masutbationisseriousbusiness?

      WHELPS, MANY WHELPS!
  • MillurTime, on 04/16/2008, -2/+508I should be immortal by now
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/16/2008, -3/+104 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE !!!!
      *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
      • Funpolice2050, on 04/16/2008, -2/+29FAPFAFPAPFAPFAFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!
      • loquax, on 04/16/2008, -9/+4(in his best Freddy Mercury voice)"Who wants to live forever? Who dares to fap forever?..."
      • p0tent1al, on 04/16/2008, -2/+9I AM IMMORTAL, I HAVE INSIDE ME SPERM OF KINGS, YEAH!
      • blitzkriegpunk, on 04/16/2008, -2/+3Dugg for Highlander references. Christopher Lambert FTW!
    • JosephShell, on 04/16/2008, -2/+2Fantastic.
  • LemonDefragger, on 04/16/2008, -3/+25Prostate cancer... or having to shave my palms every few months. Mom, it's a tough decision.
    • lamiaconfitor, on 04/16/2008, -0/+8eat Tomatoes and jerk off. You are money baby!
    • DesertSquirrel, on 04/16/2008, -2/+17Nice Freudian slip there
      • Ohimesama, on 04/16/2008, -1/+8wasn't a slip. Didn't your mom ever tell you that masturbation would make hair grow on your palms?
        • cruzlee, on 04/16/2008, -2/+8I can't believe there are still women who tell their sons these things. It is ignorant to try and scare your kids out of something so natural and common. Maybe even downright evil. You can laugh about this, but children believe these things.
  • RiMac, on 04/16/2008, -0/+22Bonus.
  • kahlveen, on 04/16/2008, -8/+59What about women? We have our needs too.
    • AntzNZ, on 04/16/2008, -2/+91way too easy for you to get laid, even if you're a bit on the fugly side.
      • Sahdow, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3It's the truth and you (women) know it!
    • DivineBrevity, on 04/16/2008, -6/+5^Those are desperate words, my friend.
    • lamiaconfitor, on 04/16/2008, -1/+31Hey, if you want help...
    • Detroit5Star, on 04/16/2008, -17/+11If you have to ask, you are probably ugly.
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/16/2008, -2/+91thats funny, women on the internet , funny.
    • TripleAStacked, on 04/16/2008, -3/+10Who said females can't masturbate.....smh or maybe your just too young.
    • slamtv7, on 04/16/2008, -1/+44PM ME W/ INFO
    • MadN, on 04/16/2008, -11/+4I would bet a G-spot squirt caused by uterine contraction would cut the risk for cancer of the uterus.
      (stress relief would keep you from developing cancer or, for that matter, getting anything else done either)
    • kutateli, on 04/16/2008, -1/+50a/s/l?
    • DesertSquirrel, on 04/16/2008, -0/+64What you don't have is a prostate
      • shandy28, on 04/16/2008, -1/+1But there is ovarian cancer...
        But they do get 'flushed out' once a month I guess
        • TeacherOfHeroes, on 04/16/2008, -0/+9I'm not a lady myself, but I'm pretty sure that, aside from popping out an egg, its not the ovaries getting flushed out every month...

          And technically, each ovary pops out an egg every two months alternating.
          • lamiaconfitor, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1You forgot to mention they are delicious! jk... they aren't, kids, they aren't... trust me,
          • RandomNetUser, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2He knows the workings of the female reproductive system...
            Witches have female reproductive systems...
            HE MUST BE A WITCH!
            BURN HIM!!!!
          • analogkid01, on 04/16/2008, -1/+1But does he weigh the same as a duck?
    • fubes2000, on 04/16/2008, -0/+28There are other reports saying that semen is beneficial for the skin, and contains many nutrients, so I think we have an intersection of interest here.

      Remember, you asked. :D
      • FriniK, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3i think some UK tv show proved that to be a myth... well..they proved that it wasnt a good moisturizer anyway...
      • jimjoke, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1There must be some truth to that because the skin of my hands is still soft and wrinkle-free :3
    • Sophistifunk, on 04/16/2008, -1/+30I can guarantee that any woman who jerks off 2 or three blokes a month, will never ever get prostate cancer ;-)
      • lamiaconfitor, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1no, thats only true with me. other blokes will GIVE you cancer.
    • xonahuia, on 04/16/2008, -1/+3I can spare my hand, tongue and penis anytime
    • noahgelman, on 04/16/2008, -0/+8I love you
    • LeePeyton, on 04/16/2008, -0/+12Women on my internets?
    • Eccles, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1You wimmens got it easy. Hitachi Magic Wand, the Rabbit, etc. To your health!
    • DarkSamus, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2i hear cybering cuts the risk by half
    • caramba420, on 04/16/2008, -1/+1How rude of us to ignore you...
      Wanna *****?
    • Hoogs, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4And of course when a woman posts she gets dugg through the roof and 20+ replies.
    • Revolution101, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1marry me
  • merbot, on 04/16/2008, -1/+69Now I have an excuse for masturbating in public.
    • Chaoticfist, on 04/16/2008, -0/+33Mom "Johnny what are you doing outside!!!! "
      Johnny "Educating the public on curing cancer!!!"
      • xonahuia, on 04/16/2008, -0/+22Mom "Johnny, its time to come indoors now!!!!"
        Johny "I'm Cummmmminnnnnnng!!!"
      • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 04/16/2008, -0/+13kid: "He just educated me in the eye!"
        LOL xonahuia
    • TeacherOfHeroes, on 04/16/2008, -0/+7Just like breast feeding, it's perfectly natural. If that argument works for breast feeding (and it seems to be quite a popular one recently), it should work for this, too.
  • digiguy, on 04/16/2008, -1/+67That's why I fap 7 days a week
    • kutateli, on 04/16/2008, -0/+55ha! rookie.
      • howzitgoin88, on 04/16/2008, -0/+33Wait, you mean you fap MORE than 7 days a week?

        Pime Taradox!
      • Rammsteined, on 04/16/2008, -0/+15Yeah, I whack off at least 9 days a week!
    • ThaDRD, on 04/16/2008, -6/+8Rookie.
    • one1plus1one, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4Keep on fapping. With a little more practice, soon you'll be in the big leagues!
      7 times a day, 7 days a week, is within reach, if only you focus.
    • kashk5, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4He didn't say once per day. For all we know, he faps 24/7. This guy is a pro
      • Adamlite, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Dugg for (unintentional?) Arrested Development reference
    • chuckDontSurf, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3yeah sure, this article is why you do it.
  • fiskintl, on 04/16/2008, -0/+38now there needs to be an article that relates the obvious correlation between digg users being cancer free. oh wait...
    • griz, on 04/16/2008, -1/+3Study also finds odd correlation: Reduced incidence of cancer among the blind population.
  • mytibt, on 04/16/2008, -1/+95I'd read the article but I went blind last year from masturbation...can someone tell me what its about?
    • MadMax3000, on 04/16/2008, -0/+24It's about masturbation. If you masturbate again you may be able to see. It cures blindness.
    • ClarkNoHeart, on 04/16/2008, -1/+14...Did you shoot a load in your eyes?
  • scarz99, on 04/16/2008, -1/+168I better *beat off cancer* right now.
  • whatthehell9, on 04/16/2008, -3/+63so 98% of diggers won't have cancer?
    • SpectreFire, on 04/16/2008, -0/+54What's with the low number?
    • staffrocket, on 04/16/2008, -0/+61And the other 2% is lying about their cancer cutting habit.
      • howzitgoin88, on 04/16/2008, -2/+25No, the other 2% are female!
        • vinnyvenus, on 04/16/2008, -0/+21That is false. There are no woman on the intertubes.
        • solistus, on 04/16/2008, -0/+9Why do so many guys assume women don't masturbate?
        • McBadass, on 04/16/2008, -0/+7Women don't have prostates or testicles... They can't "cancer cut" in this way. They must resort to breasterbaiting.
      • abtarhar, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1some boring women...
      • funkywood, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1Why would they lie when it's clearly more acceptable to be a wanker nowadays?
    • awesometastic1, on 04/16/2008, -3/+13buried as inaccurate. The real number is 100% ;-)
      • funkywood, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1You can never say 100% of humans are anything. You can barely say 100% of humans are human.
    • momsshizzle, on 04/16/2008, -3/+2The other 2% have girlfriends.
  • johnroth, on 04/16/2008, -2/+22So can I run a risk of developing reverse cancer???
  • Chadbr0chill17, on 04/16/2008, -25/+7OH LAWD! I IS NEVER GETTIN DAT CANCER!
  • Metropolis, on 04/16/2008, -5/+12I will live forever!
  • berrray, on 04/16/2008, -3/+6Yesss!
    Now I'll never get cancer.
  • j3ff86, on 04/16/2008, -4/+8I must have a .001% chance of getting prostate cancer then
  • brokencode, on 04/16/2008, -20/+5This is old news.
    • alchemist27, on 04/16/2008, -5/+4I don't know why the ***** ppl are burying this comment, its dated at "Wednesday, 16 July, 2003"
    • SolidSnak, on 04/16/2008, -1/+15Another excuse to masturbate is never old news.
    • userperson, on 04/16/2008, -1/+1some people were 'um ... previously occupied when it last came out.
  • ninjaberry, on 04/16/2008, -0/+49Oh great... another reason to jack off.
  • NovaCloud, on 04/16/2008, -0/+75If once a day cuts cancer risk, does doing it 3-4 times a day make you completely invincible?
    • amoirae, on 04/16/2008, -1/+12Well, most people won't want to touch you...
    • mcduck, on 04/16/2008, -3/+22no that makes you 14
      • robzimny, on 04/16/2008, -4/+0no that makes you 114
      • XenoSNK, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1I guess 6 times in one day would make me 8.

        Woo! Cures cancer and turns back time!
    • GeorgeStone2, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1It means you can cure people.
  • redxninja, on 04/16/2008, -1/+18So how did they do this study?
    • DivineBrevity, on 04/16/2008, -2/+14That's exactly what I was thinking...how do I become a test subject, and are there hot women administering the test?

    • shandy28, on 04/16/2008, -2/+6uhhh, read the article
    • cruzlee, on 04/16/2008, -0/+5RTFA
  • Hangly, on 04/16/2008, -3/+21Wouldn't regular sex be better?
    • mtalexander, on 04/16/2008, -2/+22Did you actually read the article or is the headline alone good enough for you ?
      • Krpano, on 04/16/2008, -2/+5headline is enough
      • Hangly, on 04/16/2008, -2/+7Headline
      • robbinzo, on 04/16/2008, -1/+7You mean there's an article as well? This must be some kind of black magic.
      • senfo, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2I read it and thought the part relating to sex with a partner was retarded:

        "And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk."

        Do they think we're a bunch of idiots? Ignoring that obvious statement, having regular sex with a disease-free person on a regular basis *should* yield similar results.
        • mahdaeng, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Exactly! Ever hear of monogamy anyone? Or isn't that cool enough for the basement-dwelling Diggers?
    • drfluffer, on 04/16/2008, -1/+14No, it must be your own palm.
    • robbinzo, on 04/16/2008, -0/+15Sex is fine but you can't beat the real thing
      • HotBaconSauce, on 04/16/2008, -0/+11Actually, you CAN beat the real thing.
    • azAZ09, on 04/16/2008, -0/+4The article says that masturbation is better because there is a greater fluid release. However, I think they are talking about what Chris rock calls the "good jerk".
      • itspuddingtime, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1as opposed to the "there's someone in the next room jerk"
    • Sahdow, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1Hey, if you can get it, props to ya!
  • treelovinhippie, on 04/16/2008, -0/+9Whew, that's a relief.
  • pharmakon, on 04/16/2008, -3/+141in other news, bangbros.com received an honorary award from the american cancer society for their efforts towards prevention.
    • Jayzgame, on 04/16/2008, -3/+3Briliant!
    • xonahuia, on 04/16/2008, -1/+2Larry Flynt, Bang Bros., porn industry, etc. collectively deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for for their humanitarian effort in helping to prevent prostate cancer on a global scale
    • yohnstoppable, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1*****. It is impossible to fap with that idiot camera man.

      "Side wall her bro! Yeah, dude! Yeah! Go deep on her, dude!"
  • Dustin00, on 04/16/2008, -2/+63If you don't enjoy masturbation, you have nobody to blame but yourself.
    • howzitgoin88, on 04/16/2008, -0/+5ROFL. Thank you, i dont think i've laughed so hard in days!
    • natashiaannk, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2HAHAHAHAHA! Gold!
    • Twisted871, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Thats so funny and so true
  • dagwood, on 04/16/2008, -2/+26This needs to be resubmitted every week.
  • lohphat, on 04/16/2008, -1/+23I'm 120, can I stop now?
  • timmyblog, on 04/16/2008, -0/+21In other news, recent studies reveal a decline in cancer among internet saavy males between the ages of 13 and 30...

    GO figure.
  • Nuggstein, on 04/16/2008, -13/+3Now maybe porn will be legal for kids under the age of 18...

    19 in 10 days baby!
    • staffrocket, on 04/16/2008, -2/+9LOL this is the internet!
    • Nuggstein, on 04/16/2008, -5/+3Yeah, but I was talking law-wise...and in a jokingly/sarcastic way too.
    • ciaran036, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1the law is a bit ridiculous when it comes to that sort of thing though.
  • spacecheese, on 04/16/2008, -17/+3Getting laid is obviously just as effective, but this is DiGG and I AM WASTING MY TIME.
    Brainwashing BBC tripe...
    • AoiTakuma, on 04/16/2008, -1/+4intercourse has the added risk STIs. as the wise man Snoop Dogg put it "you never know she could be learnin her man, earnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man."
      So while employing the assistance of a nice young lady is technically just as effective, it is a bit more risky.
  • MrTito, on 04/16/2008, -3/+20Good news, everyone!
  • l815, on 04/16/2008, -2/+3Great news :D
  • beefchi, on 04/16/2008, -3/+7YES
  • PooPsnooP, on 04/16/2008, -1/+51Just as Brian Williams said on a recent NBC Nightly News broadcast: "It just goes to show that, if you wait long enough, there's going to be a study that justifies what you already do."
  • carl25, on 04/16/2008, -2/+7i think i already killed any chance of having cancer
  • NathanCH, on 04/16/2008, -2/+15I came.
  • terryhuang, on 04/16/2008, -3/+12I wonder if there is a correlation between hardcore hristians and prostate cancer
    • Detroit5Star, on 04/16/2008, -4/+3Hardcore hristians?
      • Vorin, on 04/16/2008, -1/+3and to think i was going to get a witty reply rather that a note of spelling error...
        i set the bar too high sometimes.
    • chris1012, on 04/16/2008, -1/+4i'll ask my brother in 30 years. :P
      Brother = Uber Christian
      Me = Left Christianity for obvious reasons (you may not find those reasons obvious if you are a christian reading this)
      • thanakar, on 04/16/2008, -0/+2Is he married? if so maybe he doesn't need to masturbate since he is getting laid so much!
    • nebkiwi, on 04/16/2008, -2/+2I'm a christian, and i can't say i don't do it ;) its only natural, don't know what the big deal is.
      • toddcat, on 04/16/2008, -0/+3You can't say you don't? Really? Would you uphold that testimony under oath? Do you stand behind your non-denial ;)
  • sys9five, on 04/16/2008, -2/+17Safe to say we will all never get cancer...
    • amitphp, on 04/16/2008, -1/+0hello
    • robzimny, on 04/16/2008, -0/+0haha rofl, i can't believe i didn't catch that before hahaha hahaha get the ***** out
  • chkdg8, on 04/16/2008, -1/+18Stupid BBC, thanks for blowing our cover. Now big pharma will catch wind of this and will patent the "Rub Out". I'm not paying and I'm tired of running the 5K.
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