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- Alteron, on 10/10/2007, -2/+212It's a well known fact that 95% of men masturbate, while the other 5% don't have hands.
- pcdescha, on 10/10/2007, -10/+218I feel bad for this kid. Nearly everybody does it.
- realclark, on 10/10/2007, -11/+158if masterbating is a sin then im sinning right now
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -10/+126Dude...I beat off like nine times a day. It's cool.
haha good comment - captinherb, on 10/10/2007, -6/+107This is gotta be some kind of joke. He's 16 (17 in a week) and it's the first time he masturbated? Not only that but he had to look up what it was called on wikipedia because he's never heard the term before, yet is sophisticated enough to have internet access.
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -8/+97I feel bad for this kid. I really do. My step-brother, who is only 10 is just like this. Religion has made him afraid to do anything, and his biological mother is a complete bitch who wont let him use the Internet, "because there is bad stuff on it."
He is terrified that if he disobeys his mother, he will go to hell. It's scary to know that some people teach their kids such ignorant *****. - kelchm, on 10/10/2007, -40/+126"We all sin. Jesus's @ss got nailed to a cross to pay for our sins, remember? I wouldn't feel guilty about."
hahahahahahaha. Silly Christians. - shakestheclown, on 10/10/2007, -3/+88***** that...if I didn't have hands I'd still rub it up against something until the magic happened.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -9/+85If god killed a kitten everytime someone masturbated trust me there would not be ANY kittens in this world.
Masturbate dumbass Zealot or ask a girl out. - fatweiner, on 10/10/2007, -10/+85boy, am i gonna burn.
- bioplasm, on 10/10/2007, -2/+67The last answer on the page: "WHOAAA!!!!! Dude, I got the same problem as you. And I am the same age as u too. I think we both need some serious help. Please please try e-mailing me at (removed)@yahoo.com. I need to talk to u-for my own benefits. Anyway, about the problem, its nothing. I stopped masturbating for years and it feels GOOOOD. if u're so desperate then just do it. Nothing sinful"
Is it just me or does that person's answer seem like something a pedophile would post? - lgc90, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5895% of men say they masturbate. The other 5% lie.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+59My parents have never caught me, but they caught me having sex...they were proud
- addiggt, on 07/06/2009, -9/+62Yeah, he should be told that it's ok to do it by his parents or someone close. Oh and to clarify, when i said "the effects of religion", I meant religion taken too seriously. Religion is not a bad thing if it's taken moderately, same goes for anything else for that matter.
- Dagreenman, on 10/10/2007, -16/+65HE'S 17!!!!! JESUS ***** CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL HAS HE BEEN DOING FOR HIS ENTIRE ADOLESCENCE!!!!!!!!!
- EvilDr.X, on 10/10/2007, -4/+53It's mine, it's within arm's reach, I figure if God didn't want me to do it, He would have made my arms shorter.
- EvilDr.X, on 10/10/2007, -6/+51I LOL'ed too. Then I masturbated.
- TheWorm, on 10/10/2007, -2/+47Hell I'm whacking off right now.
- Alteron, on 10/10/2007, -3/+47Ya, come on, I've jacked it twice since I got here.
- bIuebonics, on 10/10/2007, -1/+40"yet is sophisticated enough to have internet access." you're new around here, aren't you?
- somnambulator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37If he's nearly 17 he must have been waking up regularly thinking he was Peter Parker.
- reddevil3, on 10/10/2007, -16/+51Sin all you want.....Jesus has already taken care of it!
- smurf22, on 10/10/2007, -5/+39He started when he was 16..... holy crap
The reason its a sin is because your "wasting it", well it comes out either way, and its a waste except one you control and doesnt mess up your underwear. - digg5, on 10/10/2007, -6/+38Where does anything say you go to hell if you masturbate?
- AnteChronos, on 10/10/2007, -5/+36I bet you're wrong. It was explained to me before I was old enough to start that it was a normal thing. Having parents who aren't religious nutjobs FTW.
- llamagorama, on 10/10/2007, -4/+35I call *****. He's 16, but says he goes to college. Judging from his typing skills, he's not quite the young prodigy. And no sane Christian upbringing says for boys to stay away from girls completely. Sounds like something just posted to ***** and giggles to see how others would react.
- woobster, on 10/10/2007, -17/+47dude ,he's just a troll.....answers has like a million of them
- Drgn547, on 10/10/2007, -8/+35I'll probably masturbate in hell too.
- bIuebonics, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29so it's ok to knock up your brother's wife, but it's not ok to masturbate? something seems wrong there...
- ArgusSmith, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29Genesis 38:8-10 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)
8 Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.
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I believe that is the verse that is most often quoted as forbidding masturbation. - andrgo, on 10/10/2007, -4/+29Well I'm not trying to come in here and sound like a Conservative since I'm Liberal; but the Bible actually doesn't specifically say that masturbation is a sin.
- f4nt0m4s, on 10/10/2007, -9/+34masturbation is fun, bring a friend!
- Me1000, on 10/10/2007, -3/+26Did your parents tell you, "Go masturbate son"
You just do it... - Fordi, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24The trick is to close your office door ^_^.
- JavertHolmes, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23You have to wonder if God was angry at the wasting of sperm a la masturbation or if it was more the brother being unwilling to procreate on his brother's behalf.
- Harpakhrad11, on 10/10/2007, -5/+27What a drama queen.
- pukgreenuniform, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21They have no need. They have plenty of orphans to get them off. At the end of everyday they relax with a big bowl of boys.
- reddevil3, on 10/10/2007, -15/+36Just the fact that the 3 Abrahamic religions don't allow masturbation is reason enough not to believe in them.
- SuperMoses, on 10/10/2007, -4/+25"Telling someone they're taking religion too seriously because you believe in it less then them is just as messed up as them being afraid to masturbate"
Indoctrinating a child into religion is wrong, stfu. - c0yote, on 10/10/2007, -3/+24@noKittah
Hey! Speak for yourself on that orgies comment. - mikeisme77, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20He is just a troll. If people would read his entire post then it's obvious. He "just started doing it while watching a movie" and then looked it up on Wikipedia to find out what it's called? What was his search term on Wikipedia for that? If that's not fishy enough there's the fact that he's 16 going on 17 and talking about his college. While it's true there are some 16/17 year olds in college, there aren't any with his level of grammar. It's totally a fake post and people bought it...
- uberlord, on 10/10/2007, -4/+24Eh, I can understand it, his parents put him in a private school, he's a naturally 'good' kid and he avoided all contact with people who would talk about this type of thing, and his parents won't let him sign up for forums or Myspace where he might here about this.... TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, way to live, sacrificing this life and living in pain so you can go to heaven? Heaven can be a pleasant dream that keeps us focused and determined, but in this case, it just takes the life out of your life... probably a joke, but I know kids who are like this, albeit at around 14... but still, sad, sad story, where religion has purified not just the sins, but the whole person.
- saturdaysinbed, on 10/10/2007, -5/+24God wasn't killing him for masturbating, he was killing him for masturbating so that he wouldn't produce offspring for his brother.
- mlerner, on 10/10/2007, -6/+25My rule is, if it doesn't hurt then god intended for you to be able to do it.
- xister, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19Wishful thinking on Korkmaz's part...
- tylerjames, on 10/10/2007, -7/+26For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life and shall be free to masturbate as often and as vigorously as he pleases
- simplejoe79, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22it is healthy and normal
- Jacenjames, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19No it just makes you weird
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19He says he's 16 but is in college already? hmm.. Kind of disappointing (though good) if this is fake.
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