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- Shitokki, on 11/13/2009, -0/+72Go go gadget ass!
- Lunarparcel, on 11/14/2009, -1/+54Mum, the TV is not working. I keep pressing this button but nothing seems to happen.
Why is Dad screaming? - Lunarparcel, on 11/14/2009, -2/+44No *****.
- ChromaVita, on 11/14/2009, -1/+32Or someone steals it. Hilarity would ensue.
- goodthinkin, on 11/13/2009, -1/+30Anybody else have this vision of him on the toilet with a grunting look on his face and that 70's sound effect from the Bionic Man?
(Bionic Man theme music playing in the background) - nouman1989, on 11/13/2009, -1/+29Automated *****.
- m1kel, on 11/14/2009, -2/+27Bite my shiny metal ass
- elijahyossie, on 11/14/2009, -1/+20Yeah, but does his bum twitter it?
- krisjanis, on 11/13/2009, -2/+18now thats what i call a hem-roid
- zebragrrl, on 11/14/2009, -1/+16crap on... crap off...
crap on, crap off... The Crapper™ - pizzaface200, on 11/14/2009, -0/+12I'm sure there's an app for that.
- PinkFloyd65, on 11/14/2009, -0/+12What happens if he loses the remote?
- vodka357, on 11/14/2009, -0/+11I'm trying to decide whats worse. Someone hacking into your bank account and stealing all your money or someone hacking into your ass and making you ***** your pants uncontrollably.
- VinceIP, on 11/14/2009, -0/+11Imagine what would happen if he accidentally pressed the button in his pocket while he is out in public.
- Dipsomaniac, on 11/14/2009, -1/+12There's going to be an iPhone app for that in about two days.
- ewsherm, on 11/14/2009, -1/+11Is it weird that i was hoping for a picture?
- SpazAttack5000, on 11/14/2009, -1/+11Rectum? Damn near killed him.
- combatchuck, on 11/14/2009, -0/+7What's the code for that on my uiversal remote, and where does this guy live?
- borez, on 11/14/2009, -0/+7Try explaining that at airport security.
- Lunarparcel, on 11/14/2009, -1/+8Whatever you do....DON'T PRESS THE PICTURE-IN-PICTURE BUTTON !
- grungegbunny, on 11/14/2009, -0/+7Scuse me, do you have any double A batteries?
- joculator, on 11/14/2009, -0/+6I wonder if his remote has a [FART] button?
- Kaegro, on 11/14/2009, -0/+6I'm kinda upset there isn't.
- DiggerLater, on 11/14/2009, -0/+6He eats scrap metal and poops out fully functional robots. They left that part out of the article for some reason.
- NeddieSeagoon, on 11/14/2009, -0/+6Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. More regular.
- Kaegro, on 11/14/2009, -0/+5With everything cool they could make with cybernetic implants, this is what the do, a cyborg ass? No super vice grip hands, or tank-legs or a big photon cannon implanted in my chest, but a fully functioning mechanical rectum? Will the ***** come out square?
I can't decide if this is awesome or disappointing. - ryanonfire, on 11/14/2009, -0/+5Oh god there's ***** everywhere?!?!
- txballer, on 11/14/2009, -0/+4I'm pretty sure this looks 1000 times worse than I can imagine ...just imagine the scars, holes, sores, etc *cringes*
- Dipsomaniac, on 11/14/2009, -0/+4Okay, think of it this way - every time you use that awesome chest cannon, you drop a steamer right where you stand. That's not a good thing. It changes the whole thing from "He's firing the chest cannon! Watch for falling buildings!" to "He's firing the chest cannon! Watch where you step!"
A bionic ass saves you from that. It may be the only thing that makes you a super-villain instead of a washed-up and disgusting sidekick. - Brian818, on 11/14/2009, -0/+4I hope there is a safety switch.
- Ghostwo, on 11/14/2009, -1/+5It'd be a problem if he bumps the button accidentally...
http://kimpeccable.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/oh_ ... - mikejafo, on 11/14/2009, -2/+6Resistance is futile - you will be ass-eliminated.
- bigd063, on 11/14/2009, -1/+5These are going to be huge in porn. Just imagine the possibilities.
- Chronoped, on 11/14/2009, -1/+5I too am disappointed with the limitations of my biological ass. It's like the year two thousand now or something. This is the future, damnit, where's my remote-controlled laser guided robutt?
- borez, on 11/14/2009, -1/+4That would be awesome fun down the pub.
- dschmitt743, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3hopefully his remote never goes through the wash in his pocket. o.0
- dawgma, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3"My gratitude to the surgeons is endless because what they have done is a miracle.”
It is NOT a miracle, damnit! The doctor's and engineers worked hard and knew exactly what they were doing to fix the problem. There was nothing "miraculous" about it. - Sagags, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3Terrible mental image, and I can't get it out of my head.
- Kaegro, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3win.
- emomakesmecry, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2“It’s like a chubby little mobile phone”
The kid in me started giggling at this. - supermajic, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2At first glance I read, "Man gets bikini bottom".
- Ghostwo, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2You want to put the new device where?
- Pobotrol, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
- RagnabroK, on 11/14/2009, -1/+3Rule 34?
- browny1978, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2Futurama quote for the win!!!
- goodthinkin, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2dugg for robutt
- misterparry, on 11/14/2009, -1/+2*****..............
- Signa91, on 11/14/2009, -0/+1"Badass."
- satchthegreat, on 11/14/2009, -0/+1hell yea, robot ass!
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