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- mousy, on 02/17/2009, -3/+278"Haha. Gotcha!"
- inactive, on 02/18/2009, -6/+227His mustache has been in a coma since the 80's.
- inactive, on 02/18/2009, -2/+218Umm.
Awkward. - sjbdallas, on 02/18/2009, -1/+193So now at every family get together: "Hey, remember that time you guys tried to kill me?"
- inactive, on 02/18/2009, -0/+173Beat that David Blaine.
- dtfinch, on 02/18/2009, -1/+172Who pulls the plug on day 4?
Time to rethink his will. - jonathanseely, on 02/17/2009, -2/+143Oops. Imagine explaining that one...
- fcruz1331, on 02/18/2009, -1/+11496 hours seems way too early to give up.
- feezus, on 02/18/2009, -1/+104"I KNEW you'd pull the plug! I want a divorce!"
- cyrix, on 02/18/2009, -0/+89We're.....friends? *sniffles*
- RichardHendrix, on 02/18/2009, -2/+89"I've never seen anybody come back like he has."
..probably because you've killed them all before they had the chance. - drmobutu, on 02/17/2009, -0/+78Ok, then...you're on-record...after 96 hours in coma, your friends here at digg will pull the plug for you...
- EnergyEinstein, on 02/18/2009, -2/+7696 hours doesn't seem too long to me to wait?
- Hetman, on 02/17/2009, -7/+78I would still want someone to pull the plug on me if I am not responding after 96 hours. But good for him.
- mrgeekguy, on 02/18/2009, -0/+70I'm not dead yet!
- JonTheGoose, on 02/18/2009, -4/+68You know what else is awkward?
Spelling "awkward". - eramos, on 02/18/2009, -1/+64Not you, we're pulling the plug on you immediately
- Maynza, on 02/18/2009, -1/+61Seriously, they couldn't wait a week?
I have slept a day and a half without being in a coma. - shadowman99, on 02/17/2009, -1/+55"Do you mind keeping down the noise? I'm sleeping!"
- magneteye, on 02/18/2009, -1/+53Maybe the 2 big scoops of raisins in Raisin Bran are too big after all
- skoubydoo, on 02/18/2009, -1/+47"You chose.......poorly."
- GamingForever, on 02/18/2009, -0/+46You almost did what now to me?
- booyahbitch, on 02/18/2009, -24/+66It's Vista...he just needed a reboot.
- inactive, on 02/18/2009, -2/+38Life imitates House.
- Heapbasket, on 02/18/2009, -1/+35Only 96 hours? I'd want the plug to be pulled a little later than that.
- miggyb, on 02/18/2009, -0/+30Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like "NOOO WAAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...
- PeanutCheeseBar, on 02/18/2009, -1/+31Guess we know who's going to be cut out of the will now...
- Rodalli, on 02/18/2009, -1/+30... WTF?
- BradHAWK, on 02/18/2009, -0/+28It's never Lupus.
- rancidrabbit, on 02/18/2009, -1/+28Bring out your dead!
- GeeksSpeakFont, on 02/17/2009, -1/+27timing is everything...
- DarkCloud515, on 02/18/2009, -1/+25"I'm back, bitches. ***** you all"
That's what I would say if I woke up right after that. - groo68, on 02/18/2009, -1/+24yeah, it should be 6 weeks, after that your probably not getting up.
- pintomp3, on 02/18/2009, -0/+23"So what did I miss?"
- inactive, on 02/18/2009, -0/+22You're not kidding.
- augment, on 02/18/2009, -1/+234 day!! You couldn't even wait till Friday!
- wellstd1, on 02/18/2009, -2/+23Life support is extremely expensive and we're in a recession.
Lesson learned: recessions kill.
Except in this case, because this guy is still alive. - Punchcardz, on 02/18/2009, -0/+21It's called a bell curve. You don't see news articles when doctors are right 999 out of 1000 times.
"Doctor gives dire prognosis, prognosis proves correct! Film at 11!" - gcnaddict, on 02/18/2009, -9/+29Vista doesn't crash nearly as often as you think it does.
- PRlME, on 02/18/2009, -1/+20we would set up a computer wired to a device with a robot arm holding the plug. and if it hits over 3000 diggs it pulls the plug.
- KrayzieKyd, on 02/18/2009, -0/+18The doctor neglects to mention that dead people come back to life all the time. Some are just more welcome than others.
- stuffradio, on 02/18/2009, -1/+19It wasn't Lupus this time though.
- SACubeMonkey, on 02/18/2009, -0/+16To be fair, you guys are huge nerds and his joke was funny.
- sageerrant, on 02/18/2009, -1/+17Digg overdose?
- cdhill, on 02/18/2009, -6/+21Can you imagine him waking up and the family explaining they were about to off him?
Awwwwwwkwarrrrrrd. - sildude, on 02/18/2009, -1/+15the whole plug!
- czeman, on 02/18/2009, -0/+13"a half-eaten bowl of Raisin Bran in his lap"
It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to just because you don't want to finish eating your bowl of Raisin Bran. - MikeEric, on 02/18/2009, -0/+13"Aren't you ever going to let that go?"
"No, you tried to kill me."
"THIS is why!" - MasterGrief, on 02/18/2009, -1/+14I'm getting better!
- RiouG, on 02/18/2009, -1/+14I accidentaly the plug!
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