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- NinjaNato, on 11/08/2008, -3/+423Zombie outbreak!
- gabellh, on 11/09/2008, -2/+258Run, you fool!
- blampen, on 11/09/2008, -3/+218Ummmm this is 3 minutes from my house.................
- roho76, on 11/08/2008, -7/+172It's gonna start in some small town one day and it will be a blip on the local nightly news and then the next day it will be an epidemic. Viruses scare me and they should scare everyone.
- potdarko, on 11/09/2008, -1/+1603 mins walking or driving? Virus can't drive.
- Trekhawk, on 11/08/2008, -2/+155Diggers can be heard sharpening machetes in the distance.
- blampen, on 11/09/2008, -0/+136OMG running................
- Trekhawk, on 11/08/2008, -0/+109PANIC!
- Bullsnot, on 11/09/2008, -0/+107This thread is now under quarantine!!
If you have read this, please go sanitize yourself and stay locked in your home for the next 72 hours. - MrMysterious, on 11/09/2008, -1/+89Time to fly House in from New Jersey.
- mas0nite, on 11/09/2008, -3/+83Ha! I just graduated from Hope College and still live in the area. It is actually comical what steps are being taken. If a large group of students are seen walking together, officials will break up the group. I am amazed this made it on Digg...
Also, from what I understand it originated from some chicken in one of the dining halls. - manutd8611, on 11/09/2008, -0/+77It's probably too late already...
- quantumslip, on 11/09/2008, -0/+69Assistant: Sir, a college in Michigan, USA has an outbreak of an unknown virus!
President of Madagascar: SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. - palehorse864, on 11/09/2008, -0/+67Hello, I'm with CBS news. Why did you choose to host this press conference inside the school without telling us what the story was before we ARRIVED HERE! You've killed us all!
- jftitan, on 11/09/2008, -1/+64Oh yes it can. host carrier... those ***** always ***** things up. All sick, and in a panic. driving to the bigger cities to get a second doctors opinion. Thats how it always spreads.
- cathpah, on 11/09/2008, -0/+58Just in time for left 4 dead to come out!!!
Is this the NEW viral marketing? - eraser34, on 11/09/2008, -0/+58That's where I hid the REAL shotgun.
- randall82, on 11/09/2008, -0/+56Time to hoard the beef jerky and bottled water....
- yogurtslinger, on 11/09/2008, -0/+55Holy ***** it's gonna start in madagascar!!!!!! WE'RE ALL *****!!!!
- bman1984, on 11/09/2008, -4/+56This is pretty common at Universities. It might help if young people (I am 24 and most people my age live in conditions I would not let my dog live in) were not such dirtbags and if the university properly cleaned the dorms.
- Curiousity, on 11/09/2008, -0/+51I'll see your "Worried about location" and I'll raise you an "I'm actually here." I am currently sitting in my room, eating the take-out breakfast since they don't want us to be in groups in the dining hall. To me, everything seems blown out of proportion.
- TheWorldWeKnew, on 11/09/2008, -1/+52Sh.i.t My house too. WE'RE DOOMED!
- RizzoFrank, on 11/09/2008, -0/+50At least its not the Miley Cyrus Virus.
- ctrlv, on 11/09/2008, -0/+49but why are you breaking the shotgun?
- sarixe, on 11/09/2008, -0/+47NO! we don't want the virus to spread!
- Torx, on 11/09/2008, -2/+47Perfect excuse for gas price hike!
- mufffin, on 11/09/2008, -0/+44Everybody move to madagascar.
- Leviathan433, on 11/09/2008, -0/+42DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEDDDDDDDDD
- shadowsurfr1, on 11/09/2008, -0/+42"...stay locked in your home for the next 72 hours."
But the people on digg do that anyways...... - adml_shake, on 11/09/2008, -0/+41Stock up now!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Kit/lm/RQPDN ... - DaHuuuuuudge, on 11/09/2008, -1/+42"As for the source of the outbreak, the only thing ruled out so far is the campus food supply. Health inspectors found no evidence of contamination."
- palehorse864, on 11/09/2008, -1/+39Houses Assistants: It might be a new and unknown communicable form of Lupus.
- eraser34, on 11/09/2008, -0/+38*Breaks "In case of zombie break glass" shotgun
- Tophillious, on 11/09/2008, -0/+36Glad I'm playing the Left 4 Dead demo
- dwninjungleland, on 11/08/2008, -4/+35NORO!!!!
- terra42, on 11/09/2008, -0/+30um, yeah...i go to Hope.
after sending us a bunch of scary emails and closing campus and cancelling activities (including a 74-year-old tradition that was supposed to take place this weekend (parents' weekend, no less!)), we got an email that said:
"The college is NOT being quarantined...students are encouraged to REMAIN calm.
Please stay on campus as the CDC and the State of Michigan do not want the virus spreading to other communities."
well...good job. everyone already panicked and left. who knows how far this thing is going to spread now?
(oh, and, for the sake of the reputation of the college, they didn't send home/warn the prospective students that were visiting on friday, thus exposing them to it...bringing it to their communities as well?) - SixFootSix, on 11/09/2008, -0/+30We always knew it was inevitable. I am proud to say that diggers were there at the beginning, AND WE WILL SURELY BE THERE AT THE FINAL, GLORIOUS END AS THE LAST ZOMBIE HEAD IS CRUSHED BENEATH OUR FURY!
Gather some weapons boys, theres huntin to be done. - inactive, on 11/09/2008, -0/+30***** Madagascar...
- Dotcommer, on 11/09/2008, -1/+29its viral VIRAL marketing! Get the infection!
- diggerman32, on 11/09/2008, -1/+29"DON'T PANIC"
- jsdratm, on 11/09/2008, -0/+26*runs to the grocery store to start looting*
- jester17, on 11/09/2008, -0/+25My friend goes there. He got yelled at for simply walking around in the halls of one of the dorms. If there is a large gathering of students, the police will come and break them up. They pretty much have to sit in their rooms and hope the feverheads don't come and get them.
- LiquidChimera, on 11/09/2008, -6/+31I think I can see your vagina from my house
- Syraxis, on 11/09/2008, -0/+25Remember everyone:
Aim for the head! - Eldorian, on 11/09/2008, -0/+25so it lasts a week?
- punkcat, on 11/09/2008, -0/+25Dooooooooooooomed i tell you
- rdoger6424, on 11/09/2008, -0/+24Curiousity at Hope; I like the sound of that
- Depthfunction, on 11/09/2008, -0/+24WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
- aterimperator, on 11/09/2008, -0/+23I'm pretty sure the point of madagascar is that no one can move to it.
- degree, on 11/09/2008, -0/+23it wasn't all bad though, i guess. i had once walked into the girl's side bathroom to pee, and right as i was closing the stall door a girl walked into the bathroom and sat down in the stall next to me. we were both peeing, and it was kinda awkward at first. i got over that awkwardness, though, once i realized that i had a penis and that it was superior for peeing. i tried to show off a bit by changing the tone made by peeing in different areas of the toilet. such abilities are things girls can only DREAM of possessing. on top of all this, i had washed my hands and started walking out by the time she was finished. she was definitely jealous, i could tell by how pissed she looked.
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