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- blackhole37, on 06/09/2009, -2/+171<joke>
America and its penal system...
</joke> - inactive, on 06/11/2009, -3/+153looks like he was doing HARD time.
- solecize, on 06/11/2009, -1/+92wait- you and a bouncer got stabbed by a boner?
- AmyVernon, on 06/10/2009, -2/+83You got a 55 hour erection while in prison? Wow.
- deeboe, on 06/11/2009, -1/+64I can think of a LOT of women I would like to sue because they didnt help me with my erection.
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -1/+55his cell mate should sue due to stress from 55 hours of paranoia.
- unabsolute, on 06/10/2009, -3/+53Had this happen to me. It was one of the most excruciatingly painful experiances of my life and I say that as a bouncer and I have been stabbed.
- coolcole93, on 06/11/2009, -0/+28Hard luck for him.
- Haoie, on 06/10/2009, -0/+24That's got to break a record for something.
- gcnaddict, on 06/11/2009, -7/+30Sadly, a 55 hour long erection might have done him some brain damage via asphyxia. The joke which goes "God gave man a brain and a penis but not enough blood to use them both" is quite true (at least in terms of blood v. need. I'm not sure about the God part), hence the 4 hour erection warnings on the different erectile dysfunction drugs.
As funny as everyone is making it out to be, this really isn't a joke. - nudedos, on 06/11/2009, -3/+23"Is that a shiv in your jumpsuit or are you just happy to see me?"
Best Line. - trer, on 06/11/2009, -2/+22You can't just fap it away?
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -1/+20Did you even bother to read the article?
"Ex-con Dawud Yaduallah says he became worried after his anti-psychotic medication left him erect for 14 hours." - Talphin, on 06/11/2009, -2/+18In prison you don't need a nurse to treat an erection... That's what cell mates are for.
- HulkLogan, on 06/11/2009, -2/+17Wow! After 14 hours with an erection, and knowledge of the midcation he was taking, the nurse tells him to put ice on it and return to his cell. That is more than negligence. In my opinion she knew darn well they man was in danger of permanent damage. Otherwise, not only was she negligent, but also incompetent.
- AmyVernon, on 06/10/2009, -2/+17This is totally like when Jason got that V-induced erection on True Blood. Except without the vampires and with prison.
- Rudegar, on 06/11/2009, -1/+16if you read it the nurse was named
nurse Judith Lovelace - misreto, on 06/11/2009, -0/+15I think that is more of a personal problem.
- gambit2121, on 06/11/2009, -2/+17zing
- bigpappapunk, on 06/11/2009, -1/+15Hard to believe
- GeekNurse, on 06/11/2009, -1/+14The nurse was wrong. Although rare, Seroquel (the anti psychotic the prisoner was taking) can cause prolonged erections. Left untreated, this can cause permanent damage, including permanent sexual dysfunction. This can occur after only 12 hours. The attending physician should have been notified immediately and the patient should have been admitted. The treatment for ischemic priapism (blood flows into the penis but doesn't flow out) is therapeutic aspiration where a needle is inserted into the side of the penis and blood is drawn directly from the corpora cavernosa.
- bigpappapunk, on 06/11/2009, -0/+13stuck between a rock and a hard place
- JoeParanoid, on 06/09/2009, -6/+19Medical care in our giant prison complex is kafkaesque but nothing changes because people don't give a rat's ass.
- LeanneOHare, on 06/11/2009, -0/+13Fail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun - shwaa, on 06/11/2009, -0/+13I like how you made that a syntactically correct node instead of something similar to what is used for sarcasm
/s - inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+12I'm sure prison nurses don't care much about their patients, but a 14 hour long boner is a sign something medically relevant is wrong. I hope she loses her license.
- ZincSaucier, on 06/11/2009, -2/+14i heard he was an upstanding member of the inmate community
- coolcole93, on 06/11/2009, -0/+12No no, I don't think he did.
- alpha88, on 06/11/2009, -0/+12Longest erection sustained in prison, I would imagine.
- ManUnitdFan, on 06/11/2009, -0/+11You could say he's now boning up on the law.
- scarlettletter, on 06/09/2009, -17/+28I'm going to throw this out there and ask, why are you getting an erection in an all male prison? Great excuse though!
- Namakemono, on 06/11/2009, -0/+10I don't know what I WOOD do in his situation.
- HulkLogan, on 06/11/2009, -0/+10Ah, the mistake police have caught me. Hopefully it doesn't cost me my penis.
- Moonman13, on 06/11/2009, -0/+10Dr. Judith Lovelace? An inmate with a boner?
Why isn't this a porno!? - whalefarmerjohn, on 06/11/2009, -0/+9prisoners wake up as giant bugs on a regular basis in our prison system
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+9@ M1911A1: Hey, I hear ya. And you're right too, but just because people are in prison doesn't necessarily mean they should die just because they get sick. And just how screwed up does something have to be before federal involvement is considered an improvement?
- magnus3d, on 06/11/2009, -1/+10Your 5 year old retarded cousin with downs syndrome is also great in bed
- alpha88, on 06/11/2009, -0/+8But if you can get the nurse, it's a better option.
- heyitslunar, on 06/11/2009, -1/+92 faps n call me in the mornin
- useraccess, on 06/11/2009, -1/+9Maybe the fact it was your honeymoon had to do with it continuously popping up. I'd go with that one at least in conversations with the wife.
- solecize, on 06/11/2009, -3/+11The prison nurse didn't want to fix an inmate boner? seems reasonable to me.
- lex0429, on 06/11/2009, -3/+11dont let my wife see this, she will get me put in jail for something
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -4/+11Having been in prison, I can attest to that. California's prison medical care system is so screwed up that they actually had to put it in the hands of the federal government. I thank the heavens that I never got seriously ill while I was there. You get sick in prison in this state, and you die.
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+7Yes you never make typos, I'm sure.
- Rhythmix, on 06/11/2009, -0/+7Because no one has dropped the soap in weeks.
- garryw, on 06/11/2009, -0/+7that does not sound good at all, glad I aint totally psycho yet
- RatatRatR, on 06/11/2009, -3/+10If it's reasonable for them to refuse to provide care, what are they even there for?
- daimposter, on 06/11/2009, -1/+7the inmate is such a retard. he wanted a conjugal visit to make it go away.....so he's implying an orgasm will do the trick. has that man never heard of masturbation? or is he a religious conservative that believes jerking off is a sin....yet he's in jail??
- ritzcracker, on 06/11/2009, -0/+6Bear? Really?
- inactive, on 06/11/2009, -0/+6You don't have a retarded cousin with Downs Syndrome.
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