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- Enochyang, on 10/10/2007, -3/+179A fitting conversation from an IRC chatroom. (courtesy of Bash.org)
evilada: Best suicide plan ever
mcm310: what is it?
evilada: you go up to the top of a roof
evilada: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
evilada: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
evilada: then you put super glue on your hands
evilada: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
evilada: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
evilada: when the cord goes taut, you'll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
evilada: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
mcm310: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
original link: http://bash.org/?488793 - FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -1/+108"A naked man running across New York's Brooklyn bridge singing “Oh what a beautiful morning!” was run over by a car and killed."
He was pretty much asking for it. - xruntime, on 10/10/2007, -2/+53Because something good before they die would make them want to live life and not commit suicide.
- Stratochief66, on 10/10/2007, -6/+51I'm more interested in unique suicides. Why don't people at least rent a 5 star hotel room, spend their life savings on an expensive car or hooker, take out a few loans -then- kill themselves? Oh how happy I could make myself right before i committed suicide.
- catalysis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+45I think several of these are fake. The chess player story was from a satire chain email.
- JoeVerrone, on 10/10/2007, -2/+42"As my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
- FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -0/+36If you had read the stuff you would have realized that none of them planned it either.
- physphd, on 10/10/2007, -6/+41Bah, Bill Hicks had it right:
"I have a killer idea. I was watching Terminator 2. I was thinking to myself, you know there's no way they are ever going to top these stunts in a movie again unless they start using terminally ill people as stunt men.
Nervous laughter. "Well, hear me out. I know to some of you this may seem a little cruel. (whiny voice) 'Ahh Bill, terminally ill stunt people? That's cruel." You know what I think cruel is, leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. ***** that, put 'em in the movie. Whaaaat? You want your grandmother to die like a little bird in some hospital room? Her skin so thin you can see her last heart beat work it's way down her blue veins . . .
"Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
"Hey, how come you dressed my mother up like a mugger?"
"Shut up and get off the set. Action. Push her towards Chuck."
"sssssssSSSSSShhhhHHHHCRUNCH!" "Wow, he kicked her head right off her body? Did you see that, did you see my grammy?" She's out of her misery and you've seen the greatest film of all time." - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34"Spanish Angler, Maria Cista, 56, was trying to free the hook from a fish's mouth when the fish jumped out of her hand and into her mouth. She choked to death as it wriggled down her throat." Not a fan of Deep Throat I see.
- mrgeekguy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33I'm still going with the room full of whores and a bottle of Viagra.
- iChainsaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+28no, it will tear them apart on contact with the water. then all the kids playing at the pool will be traumatized for life :D.
- nethelpers, on 10/10/2007, -7/+33I'm not planning to die ;)
I want to be frozen alive when I'll be 50 or so.
"Forever young, I want to be forever young". - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+24 i felt like i was reading one of those lame-ass emails my 70 year old dad forwards to me
- beardaxe, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23Yes, leaving them lifelong emotional torment is fine. But you'd have to be a real douche to leave them a maxed out credit card
- Enochyang, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21Oops.. I screwed up the links. Here they are:
Part1: http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1445142579 ...
Part2: http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1445142721 ... - cfsporn, on 10/10/2007, -2/+23The new apple iDie. Die different.
- Zarokima, on 10/10/2007, -2/+22God (better known to some as Jesus) is a cosmic Jewish zombie and is his own father. As for what he does, he allowed himself to be crucified so that after you symbolically drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master he will remove an evil force from your soul that's there because a talking snake tricked a rib-woman into eating fruit from a magical tree.
- dext3r, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19I call BS on at least the chess one. I could not find any real-life "Chess Grandmaster Gudkov".
- siszam, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16No one mentioned suicide at all. You might want to read the article before commenting.
- IEatHamburgers, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16There are many ways to die differently, but only two ways to get your death dugg on Digg:
1. Get killed by Chuck Norris, Steve Ballmer or Dick Cheney
2. Unusual Blendtec Blender accident (unplug the blender for bonus diggs!) - PooPsnooP, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17Like any good article, this one needs some references, because these are just very difficult to believe.
- unearth, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Your mom shuffled my mortal coil
- yournamehere, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15and at that speed you think the water will... help you?
- aflaks, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Gudkov did not die from the electrocution
- RobotChicken1, on 03/07/2008, -0/+15I know this sounds morbid, but could anybody provide a visual? Or at least a crude diagram? I'm a bit of a stupid *****.
- iChainsaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15pics or it didn't happen.
- macbookpromat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15What is this concept you speak of, this god, what is it he does?
- krahzee, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Waiting..........
- asdfuiop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13A guy hanging upside down a few feet above the sidewalk suspended by his ankle holding his decapitated head in his hands
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14Morbid and funny article! I want to die while reading digg and commenting on these type of artic
- Gtitian, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13dugg for alphaville
- Ibox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11WOW! why didn't I think of that?
- CAD420, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Until the bill came in for all that crap....yeesh...
- jimmiss, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9I'm supposed to go skydiving soon. My friends and I have made an agreement that if our shoots don't open we'll aim for a public pool.
- selectodude, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Because you'd leave all that debt to your kids or family.
- JEWestbrookJR, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8My best friend and I don't want to live past 70. So on his 70th birthday we are battling to the death. We figure that one of us will probably forget and the other one will kick in his door and just go ape *****. The only thing that we're afraid of is medical science advancing so much that 70 is the new 30 and we already made this promise.
- Laohole, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Try reading the article before posting.
- entropy357, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Only 3 of the 9 stories mentioned here seem to be real events that can be verified.
- Hood15, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9lmao, I love that site.
- weeeezzll, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8O.O
- TheMeatball, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Those are fake.
There's no "Chess Grandmaster Gudkov" to be found on Google, and not one story about him being electrocuted except this one. - rotorhead47, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Death while Getting a Blumpkin from Jenna Jameson (BJ while pooping)
- h4rdcor3, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4pleasure != happiness
- Cowmin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Your own, probably, since planning someone else's can get you arrested.
- Zarokima, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Need a second?
- drachemorder, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4For the human, or the fish?
- RobotChicken1, on 03/07/2008, -0/+4What the ***** did you expect?
- drachemorder, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I can only hope the new Batman movie has such a memorable Joker.
- elcapitanp, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Fake. Gudkov story originated on "Weekly World News" and ends with the computer going on trial for murder. Link here: http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/risks/8.75.html#subj7 For those not familiar with Weekly World News, it is the black and white supermarket tabloid with stories such as "Nazi base found on moon."
- trezegol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3*Shivers* Thats a really bad way to die...
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