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- MiltonWaddams, on 02/21/2008, -1/+13"Messing with my girlfriend" isn't enough detail for me. You can't say you "broke" your penis and not provide all of the embarrassing details of how it happened. Not if you are going to beg the public for cash anyway. More shame = more $.
- sjbdallas, on 02/22/2008, -0/+7One of the pages mentioned the reverse cowgirl, so I imagine he can blame it on the fat chick he was banging.
- sjbdallas, on 02/22/2008, -1/+7I like the little logo on his page of the screaming, bleeding penis with a sad face.
- Francisreno, on 02/22/2008, -0/+6Lets make this clear... It was not during sex when this happened my girlfriend had nothing to do with the breaking.... I adjusted the thing while it was ragin. and snap. It can happen so watch out.
- MikeonTV, on 02/22/2008, -1/+6I'm shocked!!!!! That ibrokemypenis.com wasn't already registered!
- xTerrySchiav0x, on 02/22/2008, -0/+4he doesn't do anything with the girl - if you read further down the page he was just adjusting his boner
- JigoroKano, on 02/22/2008, -0/+4Usually it's from skinny chicks. They have the energy to bounce up and down atop and lack cushioning around their pelvis. This is what doctors have told me.
And the penis is never the same. - nepawoods, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3Lost line from Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind"?
- wtfunkymonkey, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3...It's a bio-hazard, apparently.
- nymphetamine, on 02/22/2008, -1/+4HOLY ***** *****! I think I need to look at some lolcats after reading that horrific story.
- nepawoods, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2false dichotomy
- badgermagics, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2You need help.
- xTerrySchiav0x, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2- i wonder how many girls are going to kiss it to make it better....
- Gabberwok, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2To quote Scrubs: "I can't wait to get my cast signed..."
- TommyGuns, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2If someone comes in the shop and is having a bad day, the broken penis storey always makes there day seem not so bad.
Question 1: What happens if you get a hard on now is there potential penis popping at stake?
Question 2: Did you go for beer or straight for the hardstuff?
Question 3: Since God hates Reno does this mean he hates your Penis too? - thegrrraue, on 02/26/2008, -0/+2Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Hurts just reading it. - wtfunkymonkey, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2What's the deal with the Dreamweaver documentation visible through your penis?
- jon02129, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2I would so contribute had my PS3 not just been stolen.
- ennTOXX, on 02/26/2008, -0/+2my thoughts exactly. after reading this, i'll never be the same... :||
- aqcarter, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1LOL, I hope the westboro baptists doesn't come PICKET you PENIS Flint!
- johngag, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1what?
- damnclem, on 03/01/2008, -0/+1You are truly an unfortunate man.
- inactive, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1man, that is unpleasent
- obliviousfool, on 02/22/2008, -1/+2It sounds better than paying for someone else's war!
- gauravcreations, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1Yikes!
- erranttv, on 02/21/2008, -1/+2Is that a nuclear ice pack on his, uh, package?
- urbanmunky, on 02/22/2008, -2/+3America and you're stupid medical bills... I just don't get it.
This article makes me glad I live in the UK : ) - WhatsUpWithJack, on 02/22/2008, -1/+2Way to spend all of 3 minutes setting that website up
- oorroo, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1I would so contribute had my iPhone not just been stolen.
Feel better lovahkins. - TommyGuns, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1Would the UK chaps consider toothpaste medical bills?
- sbo210, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1one girls going to kiss it better!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats it. period. thanks.
- TommyGuns, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1Then we can picket the picketers with signs such as Pray 4 Penis, Love thy Penis, Spread thy Penis, or no pun intended Support thy Penis.
- Krytos, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1I guess you could say Flints flag is flying half-mast these days?
- nepawoods, on 02/22/2008, -1/+2Yeah - where you pay someone else's medical bills.
- Francisreno, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1pennies make dollars. dollars make presidents. presidents pay my bills. especially ones by the name of benjamin.
- aqcarter, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1UPDATE #2: first post with details is up on the site!
- maddvibe, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup then have to read about that pain again. That's a painful story.
- inactive, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1How many peni will the cowgirl needlessly injure before people realize the truth?
- Diggrock, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1Pics or it didn't happen...
- TommyGuns, on 02/22/2008, -0/+0Here every day except some Sundays.
- karma333, on 09/18/2008, -0/+0Haha nice try!
Was he trying to do things to make his penis bigger when he broke it?
http://www.penis-enlargement-explained.com/male-en ... - Maksx, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1By "messing with girlfriend", i take it he was attempting to create a 90 degree angle during his erectile moment
- oorroo, on 02/28/2008, -0/+0mail me your address and I will totally fulfill your comment :)
- TommyGuns, on 02/23/2008, -0/+0Totaly should get that southern baptist guy to autograph it.
- Francisreno, on 02/23/2008, -0/+0In response to your questions earlier.
1. as far as the hard on goes there seems to be no potential.. but the morning wood in my book has lost its luster and hurts.
2. still have yet to drink since it happened (unusual).
3. yes. god hates my penis =(. - johngag, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1i believe he was adjusting boner with jeans on while gf was sitting cowgirl??
- johngag, on 02/21/2008, -2/+2oh man.. gotta help this bro out
- motorpurrr, on 03/11/2008, -0/+0I have heard of this. They said it's easy to fix. For now it can see around corners. Haha. Good luck!
- liquidsniper, on 02/21/2008, -2/+1Dude what did I tell you about the fat chicks. I guess you finally learned your lesson
- aqcarter, on 02/21/2008, -1/+0Tommy dude, digg the site! Sweet article in the RNR, i gotta come by one of these days.
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