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- 4ArmedDeath, on 10/12/2007, -0/+51With your right hand
- Tenlow, on 10/12/2007, -2/+43In Soviet Russia Shut the ***** up.
- DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -16/+50 I can't help but laugh at this. There is no better indictment on the extravagance of our culture than this. In Africa they're starving to death, dying from lack of water, or being killed in a genocide. In Western culture we're "struggling" with our desire to have sex, dying from eating too much, and dosing ourselves children with speed if they're a little hyper.
I mean come on! Nymphomaniacs would have an evolutionary advantage in the past, they would be praised. This goes against the very forces of nature that brought us here. ***** obesity, ***** ADHD, and ***** nymphomania, ***** EVERYONE(literally, and I mean this in a hetero way(as in if you're a guy ***** as many girls as possible vice-versa), but if you're gay there's nothing wrong with that(I love parentheses)). Be safe and have fun. Damn I need to get laid - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+37Any nymphomaniac girls want to exchange numbers?
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19I think digg users are more concerned about beating their sex deprivation..
- AutoSciz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16"When conventional methods fail, a sex addict might consider enrolling at a residential treatment facility—better known as rehab."
Rehab for people addicted to sex? Yes, that's a great idea. Get them all together. - au071, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Marrying someone like Hillary should have cured it...
- alephsmith, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15If you use your left hand it feels like a whole other person.
- doobydoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Why is wanting to have sex with women who do not look like Hillary Clinton a medical condition? I think it's the sign of an ex-President cashing in. It's no different than $300K speaking engagements. The only difference between Kennedy and Clinton is that JFK cashed in during his presidency, big time, while Clinton had to suffer through Monica. This is all just pre-election PR.
- Jussles, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Easy: Roseanne Barr.
- JonForTheWin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Yeah because the left hand feels like it doesn't exactly know what it's doing.
- Wonderkind, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I thought that would be a great place for Adult Friend Finder ads.
- Wootery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6bonlebon did give you a rather large (perhaps even raging) clue in
"How can I _beat_ my sex addiction?" - fyngyrz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6It's more like:
Why would you WANT to cure a nymphomaniac?
Are you crazy? - DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Hmmmm, "rehab center" where a bunch of sex addicted woman are going to be. I think I know what I'm going to be doing for New Years
- Nightwind, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Yeah right. What's next, a cure for atheism?
"Sex addiction" doesn't even exist as a condition in less sexually repressive cultures. Sounds just like a lame excuse for people who cannot accept their own desires. - DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10***** ya, ***** is the most ***** fun you can ***** have in this ***** world, and it's no ***** accident we ***** enjoy it because it ***** drives us to ***** as much as ***** possible. Hence the ***** who ***** the most ***** women in the ***** past is the most ***** successful.
...it's ***** beautiful! - anteyekon4myst, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Ideology vs. Biology
Why are we fighting this primitive desire? Theoretically shouldn't sex addicts be the most successful and reproducing. - Somniis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5We don't really have any need to reproduce anymore. There are more than enough people on the planet. ;-)
- Wetzilla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@Danetrain - A sex addict isn't someone who has multiple partners or has sex a lot. The article clearly states "Like drug addicts, sex junkies exhibit escalating behavior, withdrawal symptoms, and an inability to stop despite adverse consequences." These are people who want to stop sleeping around and be faithful, but their impulses have a greater control over them than their cognitive brain functions. It's just another form of addiction, the same as with drugs, even the chemical dependency part. Sex releases a ton of endorphins, which your body can become reliant on. Addiction isn't only a problem in America, as some of those same countries in Africa you were talking about have many of the same problems with drug addiction that we have.
@khag7 - Sex may be a natural instinct, but forming a family is also a natural instinct, as is companionship. Humans have a need to find one other person that they can have a strong relationship with and have a family, this isn't something that has been forced on us by "society". And those sexual impulses come at 13 (which is generally only true for boys) because of the testosterone that is produced during puberty, which is required for the development of the body. At 13, the brain still isn't full developed, and allowing kids to have sex at that age can permanently change the wiring of the brain, and cause them to have boundary and relationship issues further along in life. - crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -2/+61. build sex rehab center
2. get sex addicts together
3. borrow camcorder
4. ????????
5. PROFIT!
edit: this one isn't really not a big mystery - AnteChronos, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"Bill, has received "counseling for a sex addiction." How do you cure a nymphomaniac?"
If being married to Hillary didn't do it, I don't know *what* can.
Edit: au071 beat me to it by quite a bit. Note to self: read comments, THEN post. - icepick314, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6with both hands....menage trois!!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4No, Bill is driving to wipe the memory of sex with Hillary from his mind by doing everything female on the planet. Therefore, he cannot help himself.
- pussyWagon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I beat my addiction every day.
- lhnz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Danetrain: I think that the point is that too much of a good thing can be bad!
- washcapsfan37, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5@Hush
Death by snoo-snoo. - violentvinyl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Yes miss, I can certainly help you with your "problem", step right this way...
- DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4 Ehhh, I don't know about that man. These people know their *****, they have the equipment, and the know how. They can get a girl faster than nearly anyone I know.....
How many people do you know that can find, download, and watch a 2GB porn film in less than 10 minutes? How many people do you know that were able to peep Britney Spears vag within 1 minute of it's exposure? And mrASSSMAN, tell me this, how many guys get to pleasure themselves with something that has the precision and experience of the right or left hand of every digger on this page? - DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3....or accept them a little too much.
- Snarfy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Article title - "How can I beat my sex addiction"
Article 'hook' - "How do you cure a nymphomaniac"
Sex addiction and nymphomania are two very different diseases. You do not need to have lots of sex to be a sex addict.
Basically, nymphomaniacs have lots of sex. Sex addicts feel guilty for having sex. - fyngyrz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Yeah, but we should definitely practice a lot. Just in case.
- DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Is that you Santa Claus? You're early this year, but you got me exactly what I wanted, sluts!
- DaneTrain, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5"you can't change someone with a sex addiction..." I hear heroin is an equally pleasurable replacement...
I mean seriously, how can this be a problem? The only difference between him and a normal guy is he can get laid whenever he wants with beautiful women, the normal guy has to jack off instead. I mean he's a douche for cheating on his wife, but calling it a disorder seems ridiculous. - trubbleshute, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It seems like we're looking for things to be addicted to. Video games, anyone who spends too much time on the computer is addicted! Sex, anyone who has too much sex is addicted! Food, anyone who is obese is addicted! Exercise, anyone who religiously goes to the gym for two hours a day is addicted!
Some of these just seem too much of a stretch to me. If someone holds down a 9-5, has a girlfriend, and manages to hit the bars every now and then I wouldn't say they are addicted to WoW. We all know there is some crazy sexual stuff out there, some of that stuff doesn't mean an "addiction" but rather it means a deep-rooted psychological problem. I guess its a culture of avoidance now, blaming everyone and everything but ourselves?
And regarding my first statement, what is wrong with having sex two or three times a day? Or playing 8 hours of WoW on a Saturday? As long as you can keep your job and be a good husband/son/daughter/wife et cetera I really don't see a problem. - onTheJDAR, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2You could enroll at Carnegie Mellon University
- dustedknuckle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it will feel like its someone elses.
- fraggle35, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2put on a nice bow tie, flared nylon trousers and sandels, you will never have sex again.
- StellarlyAstral, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I can only thing of the book Choke by Chuck Palahniuk when I think of sex addiction. They have their own 12 step program.
- khag7, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3The problem with "too much of a good thing can be bad" as it relates to sex is that sex is a natural instinct. We want to have sex so much b/c we're programmed to do that. But modern society has deemed sex with multiple partners as "wrong" (especially if you're already married). Marriage goes against our natural instincts as humans, because it requires us to stop ***** everyone we want to. Also, think about when sexual desire first beings (around 13) but its not okay to have sex until you're older (17, 18, wait till marriage?). Our culture expects us to ignore our natural instincts but thats really damn hard to do. (Oh and I like parentheses too)
- fyrfyter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I KNOW HOW TO CURE A NYMPHOMANIAC.......................................MARRY HER!!!!!!!
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+2linda tripp
rosie o'donnell
ann coulter
the list goes on and on - asyluman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It men it's called "Satyrmania"
- fyngyrz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I have a 12-step program, too:
1) Missionary
2) Oral
3) With porn
4) Lingerie
5) Photoshoot
6) Outdoors
7) Toys, toys, toys
8) Dinner out, she gets stockings, garters and a coat - and nothing else
9) Tied to the bed
10) Fun with vegetables
11) Plastic sheets and unlimited lube
12) Introduction to the Hitachi Magic Wand
After the first iteration, try to get her to get her cutest girlfriend to go through the steps with you as a threesome. There's no underestimating the power of friendships when you're trying to recover from society's hang-ups about sexuality, I assure you.
Advanced use of the program requires you to add a step each day. In other words, on day one, step one. On day two, steps one *and* two. And so forth.
Remember: Sexual addiction *is* possible. And it *is* worth the effort. But you have to work at it, and you'll need to be in good health. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2How can I beat my asexuality?
- Nicodascorpio, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I call it a "stranger".
- johnpombrio, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Marry Annette Bening...
- egrumling, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Anyone take the "Am I a sex addict" test? Sadly, my score explains a lot...
- HsoKinees, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1my suggestion: do it so often that you eventually get bored of it
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