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- inactive, on 08/27/2008, -1/+1098 times - OK So what am I supposed to do the other 6 days?
- mhuggins, on 08/27/2008, -3/+858 times - Won't my other hand get jealous?
- HeDiggMe, on 08/28/2008, -0/+62Aww damn I thought themes meant role playing. I still put on my robe and wizard hat!
- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+39What you would normally do six days a week.
POST ON DIGG YAAAY - MrM4nager, on 08/28/2008, -0/+32Eight days a week...maybe it's a Beatles reference?
- mlbwebdesign, on 08/28/2008, -0/+31DISCLAIMER: Does not work for married people with children!
- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -2/+27Chef still hasn't told me the location of the clitoris.
- MrSkills, on 08/28/2008, -1/+25Isn't telling a Digger they should have more sex just adding insult to injury?
- VandyB, on 08/28/2008, -0/+23Left 4
Right 4 - andyb747, on 08/28/2008, -0/+208 times this week would be very expensive...
- josephbloseph, on 08/28/2008, -1/+20The real question is who puts sex low on their list of priorities? For something on men's health, it certainly reads like a woman wrote it.
- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+18Don't lie, you know you masturbate over 8 times a week already.
- VolksDude, on 08/28/2008, -3/+21For the Slackers like me..
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Have Sex 8 Times This Week
Monday: Anti-Stress Sex
The first day of the week has her tension-levels skyrocketing. Ease her into sex by waiting until an hour after dinner, when she's had time to unwind. Begin rubbing her temples, neck, and shoulders until you see them drop, and the tension fall out of her face. (That telltale line between her eyebrows will disappear.) Then let your hands slide down to her quads, and rub her thighs until they relax completely. At this point, she'll no doubt welcome your fingers on her clitoris.
Tuesday: Before-Dinner Quickie
Lean in for a long, wet, romantic kiss before you both have bellies full of food. Let the make-out session linger on (and on and on . . . ) as you press her back up against the kitchen cabinets. When she melts in your arms, push her skirt up and lift her up onto the counter.
Wednesday: The Dry Hump
Get over Hump Day by rediscovering the joys of dry humping. This is perfect for that moment when the DVD ends and you're both lying on the couch. Roll on top of her, and target her neck and collarbone with your mouth while slowly grinding your crotch against hers. Increase the pressure until she's worked up and is reaching for your zipper.
Thursday: Lazy Sex
Wait until you're curled up in bed to spoon her. Run your hand languidly along the side of her torso, hips, and thigh several times before letting your fingers wander between her legs. When her breathing deepens and she starts to sigh, slide in from behind and proceed with minimal energy or fuss.
Friday: Post-Going Out Sex
Don't wait to get settled. Start kissing at the door, unbutton her blouse in the hallway, then lay her down on the living room carpet. Don't be shy about getting a little aggressive.
Saturday: Shower Sex
Head out on a bike or run in the hot afternoon sun so that a shower is a must when you get back home. Soap her up, wash her hair, and run your hands all over her body to help rinse off the suds. When you both step out of the tub, instead of handing her a towel, get down on your knees and put your tongue to work on her fresh, clean body.
Sunday: Morning Sex, Times 2
Spend a half day in bed—but not the way you did as a kid. After you've slipped out of the sack to brush your teeth and grab a glass of water, climb back in and coax her into a sleepy a.m. romp. Afterward, use pillow talk and cuddling to keep her between the sheets until you feel something stirring again.
Let your second go-round be about exploration. Look and touch every inch of her. Kiss places you've neglected for months. This one isn't about reaching your peak or hers, it's about savoring every sensation. - ElectroStep, on 08/28/2008, -0/+15Only when trying to cut down.
- sap959, on 08/28/2008, -2/+16since when do people who use digg have sex once a week let alone 8 times
- mcmlxxii, on 08/28/2008, -2/+16"Most of us put sex low on our list of priorities" - speak for yourself!
- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+14And he'll never get to now.
- mancduff, on 08/28/2008, -3/+15Where's up the *****.
- damon5334, on 08/28/2008, -0/+12@josephbloseph - Total agreement. They're also living in the "perfect world" where women want to have sex anytime their husband / boyfriend wants to. Trust me, just rubbing her shoulders and thighs isn't going to go anywhere unless she was already planning on getting it on in the first place.
BTW, If you let your wife or girlfriend read this they'll also know to wear a skirt on Tuesdays. - lamiaconfitor, on 08/28/2008, -0/+12aww... you made it less funny.
- adamjordanevans, on 08/28/2008, -0/+11Oh... 8 times a week.. I thought someone said 8 times a year... I was gonna say.. piece of cake... well nearly....
- Ninjabeats, on 08/28/2008, -1/+12I...I don't understand. You mean like masturbating every day with a different wallpaper and icon set or something?
You people are weird. - inkubusfan, on 08/27/2008, -4/+14How about a digg theme? Or is that too dirty? digg up or digg down? lol.
- Zeonick, on 08/28/2008, -1/+11Sucks for you.
- lamiaconfitor, on 08/28/2008, -0/+10Apparently, use balms and ointments for the chaffing.
- forsight, on 08/28/2008, -1/+11blow up dolls are convenient, huh buddy?
- wildfire, on 08/28/2008, -0/+9Ski gloves, driving gloves, gardening gloves...
*****, I still need four more themes! - RainStreet, on 08/28/2008, -0/+9Coma-like state, you say? That's opportunity knocking.
- brstilson, on 08/28/2008, -0/+8My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
- RADRaze2KX, on 08/28/2008, -0/+8Step 1.) Meet a girl
I fail. - Zeonick, on 08/28/2008, -1/+8Or both at the same time! (I have really, really tiny hands.)
- orlyfactor, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7Yes...yes it is.
- wildfire, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7They're not that tiny.
- Antimatter85, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7Digger version: 0.8 times and finish yourself off after you drive home
- junkwheel, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7Not the ones you install, don't get too excited.
- webkami, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7Nothing to see here, please move on Diggers.
- maffiou, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7Probably not literrally though...
- NJank, on 08/28/2008, -0/+7apparently, no she doesn't.
- drgirlfriend, on 08/28/2008, -0/+6I know right? Spending half of your Sunday in bed??? When the hell would the laundry get done, then?
- h3x1lu2, on 08/28/2008, -0/+6God damnit. Am I the only one who's tired of reading the same *****-ass sex article every week? I mean really, every single week there is somebody saying the same thing about sex: burns calories and releases endorphins; and it ***** makes it to the front page. WHY? Isn't one article enough? Why must the same ***** constantly perpetuate on this site. I'm convinced now: all diggers have Alzheimer's - you guys eat the same ***** up every god damn week...and then pretend the next week like it's all new.
- cjh24, on 08/28/2008, -1/+7well, this puts my "sex by christmas" plan into perspective...
- damon5334, on 08/28/2008, -0/+6Thursday: Roofie Sex
Wait until you're curled up in bed to spoon her. Fix her a nice strong drink. Run your hand languidly along the side of her torso, hips, and thigh several times before letting your fingers wander between her legs. When her breathing deepens and she starts to sigh then you'll know it's kicking in, slide in from behind and proceed with minimal energy or fuss. - UniqueJewelry, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Women don't want to have sex all the time?
- lamiaconfitor, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5I know, I am looking at this thinking, "Ok, now I just have to get a girlfriend first..."
- neko6, on 08/28/2008, -1/+6Sex comes with THEMES now?!
- buughost, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5if Kyle could do it on his own, so can you!!
- forsight, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5I miss chef :(
- bodycoach2, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Rinse, and repeat
- ghall, on 08/28/2008, -0/+58 times a week? I'd be happy if I could get it on once in a week. :(
- kwirk, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4Braggart!
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