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- iamstudip, on 01/21/2009, -1/+82"Hey how much do you bench?"
"One skinny guy. You?"
"One fat guy and a dwarf." - WaCkYmAk, on 01/21/2009, -1/+34Where do you put your hands for grip?
Oh... - samard2002, on 01/21/2009, -4/+35I would like to thank the author for the useful conversion of stones to kilograms. THAT REALLY HELPS.
- GemStar38, on 01/21/2009, -0/+28Now I've seen everything
- dsenman, on 01/21/2009, -0/+23Be nice to your mother.
- ProjectGSX, on 01/21/2009, -0/+22Dude in the middle needs to see a spine doctor ASAP.
- AlexC16, on 01/21/2009, -0/+21So, what do you do for a living? Oh, I'm a dumbbell.
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -1/+20Most guys would prefer to exercise with dumblonds.
- boardthis, on 01/21/2009, -0/+14i have a human dumbbell at home right now doing my laundry. don't need these freaks.
- dse78759, on 01/21/2009, -2/+12I'd like vids of "boob aerobics" (FTA).
- FXNGLAS, on 01/21/2009, -0/+9Does this mean they can spot themselves by having the midgets hop off?
- cor315, on 01/21/2009, -0/+9I wonder how much they get paid?
- ClevelandBrown, on 01/21/2009, -0/+9Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -0/+8Not enough...
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -0/+8I think, this is a really, really bad idea.
Just me though. - ahhell, on 01/21/2009, -1/+9WTF?
- Frostek, on 01/21/2009, -1/+9"Chav fighting" classes, eh? Sounds quite useful... ;-)
- wassim2k, on 01/21/2009, -4/+12Hot chicks as weights and I'll sign up. Oh wait, the max weight will only reach 50kg.
- Fuckmypooplease, on 01/21/2009, -0/+7My latest "occurance" with a chav:
Sitting on a bench with my mates, drinking a few beers, group of about 7 chavs come up to us.
Chav 1: What you got in that bag mate?
Me: Just booze and that.
Chav 1: You want to give me one?
Me: Nah mate, they're not all for us...i'll sell you one for 50p
Chav 1: How about I smash this bottle over your face and have it?
Me: ....right...
My mate: Hey, I know you, we worked together last year.
Chav 2: Oh yeah mate, how's it going you alright?
My mate: Yeah been good cheers.
Chav 1: Give me one for my mate too.
Me accessing their size: For ***** sake...yeah alright.
*Hands over two*
Me: You going to say thanks?
Chav 1: No, ***** you prick.
And so ends another exciting tale of life with chavs.
We would have probably been stabbed if we had done otherwise. - ArmedRebel, on 01/21/2009, -0/+7For an oversized vampire, maybe.
- headzoo, on 01/21/2009, -1/+8From Wikipedia:
"When used as the unit of measurement, the plural form of stone is correctly stone (as in, "11 stone")". - stronglikedan, on 01/21/2009, -1/+8Do they all HAVE to look like they came from the same circus?
- nukeleearr, on 01/21/2009, -1/+7lawsuit inc
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -2/+8Your doing it wrong.
- EricAnderton, on 01/21/2009, -0/+6"""The gym already runs a "Chav fighting" self-defence class, "boob aerobics" to help women increase their bust size and "WAG workouts" aimed at making female members more attractive to footballers."""
I have to admit, these guys are something else when it comes to marketing. I'll bet these classes are all full too. - korea, on 01/21/2009, -1/+7Agreed. They can stack up if more weight is needed. Pretty good motivation to get stronger if you ask me.
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -0/+5I'll take 75 and 30 Kg *ahem*
- Lain1k, on 01/21/2009, -0/+4So they shout motivational encouragement while you lift them via machines? Why does this remind me of prostitution?
"How do you like your encouragement?"
"Be tough, talk to me like I'm *****"
"Come on bloody pansy! Is that all you can lift!" - rohan1234, on 01/22/2009, -0/+4I thought the plural form of dwarf was dwarves, not dwarfs.
- superm1ke, on 01/21/2009, -3/+7wtf is that
- mechfluff, on 01/22/2009, -0/+4Hot NAKED chicks as weights and I'm in.
- foofoobee, on 01/21/2009, -0/+4http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
- ISellDrugs, on 01/22/2009, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJrgYciqpGw
Video of how it works. - jaythewise, on 01/21/2009, -0/+3If you dont lift me again I will stab you with my little knife
- RubberBinder, on 01/22/2009, -0/+3"You're" doing it wrong as well.
- Amavel, on 01/21/2009, -0/+3Slightly disturbing... But I would SO be one.
- Honeyblade, on 01/21/2009, -0/+3I get it... but, do they have to wear leotards?
- ArmedRebel, on 01/21/2009, -0/+3Why is the word dwarf less offending than the word midget? Was I one, I'd rather be called a midget than what is commonly known (yes I know it's not the definition of the term) as a mythological creature.
- serif69, on 01/21/2009, -3/+6"Sitting on a bench with my mates, drinking a few beers"
Pot kettle black - mstachiw, on 01/21/2009, -2/+5finally a gym for creepy people who like to grope strangers. niche marketing genius.
- inactive, on 01/22/2009, -0/+2could you put your forearm all the way in a pair of vaginas and rep some women? the two ***** curl?
- headzoo, on 01/21/2009, -2/+4I'm not from the UK, but I thought the plural form of stone was stone. Not stones.
- ddetina, on 01/21/2009, -0/+2Levity on gravity, I guess.
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -5/+7Metric ftw!
English measuring system ftl. - inactive, on 01/22/2009, -0/+2Should be [citation needed]
More accurately: http://www.convertunits.com/info/stone - inactive, on 01/21/2009, -0/+2yeah hes more like a human barbell
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -0/+2carrying them (not on a machine) and doing compound exercises liks squats or just walking around would be great workout!
- ZebraGoat, on 01/22/2009, -0/+2Oh yes, drinking in public is the same as threatening and extortion.
- inigomntoya, on 01/21/2009, -0/+2No, not just you...
- pennvneff, on 01/21/2009, -0/+1We used call this "wrestling" when I was growing up.
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