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- jonnyeuchre, on 06/19/2008, -6/+550Went on for hours? That's not an orgasm, that's tourettes
- inactive, on 06/19/2008, -6/+446So Caroline is a 41 yo women getting it on with a 27 yo man. And she still wasn't finding sex satisfying enough.
Sounds like the cougar needs more than just an injection. - alapoet, on 06/19/2008, -5/+365"Constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours"
I'll go out on a limb and say I'm strongly in favor of this... Lucky ladies! - Ju1c3, on 06/19/2008, -7/+329i was half expecting a article on the "donkey punch"
- clesch, on 06/19/2008, -8/+306"At one point, Professor Dartey was trying to locate my G-spot with one hand while holding an 8cm needle filled with collagen in the other."
Umm... ok, whatever. - granolajoe, on 06/19/2008, -3/+268I'm all for a woman being able to experience orgasm better...but I'm not so sure that injecting collagen is a good idea. I wonder what the long-term effects of this can be?
- freshyill, on 06/19/2008, -0/+216'His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."
Now *that* is impressive! Literally! - inactive, on 06/19/2008, -5/+202The long-term effects are an empty wallet and a useless snatch.
Like all collagen injections, you have to do this every four months.
There's also allergic reactions, cyst formation, urinary tract infections, open sores, scarring and lumpiness of the vagina (like squid) and dryness.
"Despite the stringent donor screening involved in the preparation of the collagen, the transmission of infectious agents cannot be entirely excluded. Collagen injections are contraindicated in patients with histories of collagen vascular disease, autoimmune disease, allergies to collagen or to lidocaine, the anesthetic injected along with the collagen, or patients with a history of severe allergic reaction or anaphylaxis, serious medical conditions including bleeding disorders, current anticoagulation, immunocompromised status, pelvic prolapse, neurogenic bladder, interstitial cystitis, acute urethritis, acute cystitis, acute genitourinary infection, bladder outlet obstruction, undiagnosed urinary tract dysfunction, or an inflamed or infected vaginal mucosa. Product should not be used in patients with previous bladder neck surgery or those having had received radiation therapy. Trace amounts of polymyxin B sulfate, bacitracin and/or gentamicin may be present in the collagen preparation. Patients who may be allergic to these antibiotics should be appropriately managed. Pregnant women should wait until the postpartum period to have collagen treatments. Any sign of swelling, itching or redness or other occurrences at the procedure site should be reported to your surgeon."
http://thegshot.com/safety.htm - DeepFriedFetus, on 06/19/2008, -1/+193'His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use the word 'literally'... - benzzene, on 06/19/2008, -1/+178It should have said:
His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Agghjjhg maaa jjowjowo." - granolajoe, on 06/19/2008, -3/+179Trouble finding the clitoris? What? Have you ever seen or touched a vagina before? Or paid attention during sex education in school?
- Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -8/+178Went on for hours? that's not tourettes, that's a woman.
- clogmoney, on 06/19/2008, -4/+165I'll show her the best 40 seconds of her life ;)
- yojiffyskippy, on 06/19/2008, -2/+153Oh, she needs an 'injection' alright! Amiright?
- steveoco, on 06/19/2008, -8/+147Dailymail...
- Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -11/+148collagen? in MY vagina?
- orlyfactor, on 06/19/2008, -13/+125Caroline is a man, baby!
- crapuccino, on 06/19/2008, -0/+112Gonna do it twice are we?
- Nosty, on 06/19/2008, -2/+108"Hey Caroline, I'm heading to the mall to do some shopping, do you want to join me?"
"Unfortunately, no. My love tunnel of corruption is dripping wet at the moment and likely will be for some time. Even the most super-absorbant pads cannot contain the massive amount of love-goo that I'm generating right now. But thank you for thinking of me!" - inactive, on 06/19/2008, -2/+106Maybe when they're done having this intense orgasm, they'll feel compelled to roll over and go to sleep too.
- Steinr, on 06/19/2008, -4/+104Women need to give us men the chance to practice more so that we have a chance of doing right every time for them. ;) This seems like a better solution than having vaginal botox!
- EserVerx, on 06/19/2008, -9/+103All these bitches needs is a falcon punch.
- alpha88, on 06/19/2008, -1/+87I hope she realizes that wasn't a necessary part of the procedure..
- jesusfish, on 06/19/2008, -7/+91Dammit, I immediately dugg you up for mentioning your own vagina, only to view your profile and find that you're a male.
Still, for future reference, ladies, your vagina is always a welcome topic of conversation. Ladies... - ohhoe, on 06/19/2008, -1/+70I hope you never go on vacation in any tropical areas.
- Risingashes, on 06/19/2008, -1/+68Anything and everything can be improved by attaching a laser. I don't know why you would even question this.
- notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -1/+67What the hell are you talking about? First of all, since the introduction of the Internet every 13 year-old knows where the clitoris is. Second of all, what do you mean "we can never win"? This, if anything, is a huge help to men around the world. What's negative for men about this?
- lcarsdeveloper, on 06/19/2008, -3/+67That ain't no baby man, it's MrBabyMan
- amazingmaze, on 06/19/2008, -3/+67It's More Likely Than You Think ...
- notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -7/+70Caroline became the first British woman to have the 'G-shot', also known as the 'orgasm jab' - an £800 non-surgical treatment that enhances a woman's sexual experience by boosting the G-spot, the ultra-sensitive area of tissue that can hold the key to happy love-making. Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot. This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.
£800 doesn't even seem that much. A lot of bang for the buck, quite literally. - alpha88, on 06/19/2008, -2/+63I hate it when people use literally when they say anything. "I literally did this", "It literally felt like this", "Such and such literally happened".
NO IT ***** DIDN'T, IT FIGURATIVELY HAPPENED YOU *****.
RAAAGE. - CTK14A, on 06/19/2008, -1/+61Increased cholesterol for the male resulting from bacon and eggs arranged in a smiley face for breakfast every day
- Chompy, on 06/19/2008, -3/+62The Doctor... is in.
*bow chika wawa* - ethanpack, on 06/19/2008, -6/+62That's not a baby, it's a space station!
- xodex, on 06/19/2008, -1/+55I beg to differ.
- Owwmykneecap, on 06/19/2008, -10/+63I am the ***** commander, wherever you see the ***** you'll see this face.
- yojiffyskippy, on 06/19/2008, -25/+78Reminds me of the old joke: How do you make a woman have an orgasm?.......wait for it...... WHO CARES!
- Haroshia, on 06/19/2008, -4/+52The DailyFail is a ***** tabloid that has the journalistic integrity of Fox News coupled with the blatant racism and sexism of...um...Fox News.
It's absolute rubbish, and only to believed by the functionally retarded. How the stories keep getting Diggs is beyond me, but it leads me to believe the average Digger believes everything they read on the internet ever. - Soriven, on 06/19/2008, -5/+53That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
- aladrin, on 06/19/2008, -0/+48Yeah, no joke. I figure she must have decked him for not responding fast enough, and that's how his jaw managed to hit the floor literally.
- notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -3/+50I'd say the same applies to women and dicks.
- supermanly, on 06/19/2008, -7/+54That ain't no man! It's a baby, man!
- daonlyfreez, on 06/19/2008, -3/+50More laughable diatribe from the Daily Mail.
'But a few years ago, my partner at the time said he wanted to find it. We actually set aside an entire afternoon and spent hours searching for my G-spot.'
'Finding the damned thing in the first place was no easy feat and wasn't exactly the most erotic of experiences, but we got there in the end. I still think that women who claim they can find their G-spot during a one-night stand are lying. Once we'd found my G-spot, my sex life did improve, but I still didn't orgasm every time we had sex.'
ROFL
'She discovered that Professor P. K.W. Dartey, of the UK Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre in London's Harley Street, was the UK's only cosmetic gynaecologist approved to administer the shot.'
The 'Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre', you simply cannot make this sh*t up.
'Caroline is so happy with the results that she's already booked in to have a top-up treatment in four months' time and says she'll carry on having the jab indefinitely.
'I'll treat it in the same way as I do getting my hair cut or my highlights done,' she says. 'Christopher and I always had a healthy sex life, but now it's better than ever.''
Sure, pumping collagen into your vagina, which "dissolves" over a period of four months is like getting your hair cut.
What's next?
'Professor D. Diggler of the Penile Reassurance Centre now offers collagen shots into male prostata's. Males who received this treatment are highly enthousiasic. "It just feels great! Every time I need to take a dump, I just have these intense multiple orgasms, it makes ***** so much more fun". Prof D. Diggler is expected to open multiple "Back-Do" Salons, where metrosexual males can get their shot in the comforting environment they know from their favorite gay hairdressers'
Pathetic.
But this will probably become "the hit". "Mommy, I want a G-shot for my 12th birthday, Cindy from the neighbours had one too" - pintomp3, on 06/19/2008, -2/+47from terrorist fist jabs to orgasm jabs.
- jamesdew, on 06/19/2008, -1/+46I hate when people say literally when what they actually mean is not literally, if that becomes common place what are we supposed to say when we really mean literally.
- Meatetarian, on 06/19/2008, -4/+48Too bad the shot doesn't fix ugly.
- SexWee, on 06/19/2008, -6/+49You'd have to inject me with something to make me wanna do her
- crapmatic, on 06/19/2008, -7/+48I think it's safe to say that Diggers won't be encountering one of these in their day to day exploits. (i.e., women)
- Parkinsons, on 06/19/2008, -1/+41She needs a penis in her vagina.
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