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'G-shot', Also Known as the 'Orgasm Jab'

dailymail.co.uk — It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find. And, as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous. 'I have never experienced anything quite like it,' she says. 'I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours.

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  • LewP, on 06/19/2008, -86/+26Interesting. I mean, the G-spot is something that can be enlarged? I'm all about enlargment of critical organs...if it is indeed an organ.

    But think about this....for years men have had enough trouble finding the clitoris, and now this?

    We (men) can never win.
    • granolajoe, on 06/19/2008, -3/+178Trouble finding the clitoris? What? Have you ever seen or touched a vagina before? Or paid attention during sex education in school?
    • notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -1/+66What the hell are you talking about? First of all, since the introduction of the Internet every 13 year-old knows where the clitoris is. Second of all, what do you mean "we can never win"? This, if anything, is a huge help to men around the world. What's negative for men about this?
      • ohhoe, on 06/19/2008, -20/+13Just because you guys can find it doesn't always mean you know what to do with it. haha.
        • notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -3/+49I'd say the same applies to women and dicks.
      • antidense, on 06/19/2008, -1/+5I think he means there's still no (reliable) enlarging procedure for guys while women have it for breasts and now the g-spot.
        • staplez, on 06/19/2008, -0/+11Collagen injections for men's penises is very common for enlargement. Not that I would suggest you do it, but men have been getting bigger penises for years. Did you really think it was only the female pornstars who are plastic?
    • DASH, on 06/19/2008, -2/+9As seen on Nip/Tuck. It can also have some adverse affects.
    • IglooBurner, on 06/19/2008, -2/+17have you ever seen a vagina?
    • rbond, on 06/19/2008, -3/+18Who are you? Dwight Schrute?
      • BobMysterioso, on 06/19/2008, -0/+21Dwight has diagrams. He has a map, a diorama, Dwight knows the vagina.
      • homah, on 06/19/2008, -1/+24Where's the clitoris? On the website it said "at the crest of the labia." What does that mean?
      • Goblin, on 06/19/2008, -1/+8The guy from The A Team?

        G-Spot - "If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them"
    • jorelli, on 06/19/2008, -1/+29i googled "***** detector" and "clitoris detector" but couldn't find a product on the market. sorry lewp, i tried. maybe someone will release an iphone app to help you out.
      • inspecality, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6I think Sharper Image has one.... oh, sold out.
    • kingjam, on 06/19/2008, -1/+27lick high...its the little man in the boat
    • ajde, on 06/19/2008, -10/+2Are you kidding? Sexist bastard, men get off every time, no matter what, and women? Eh, maybe, -maybe- a tenth of the time for some women, a quarter to half the time for others, and for a surprisingly large amount of unfortunate women, never. So, yes, in sex, men ALWAYS win.
      • hysterix, on 06/19/2008, -2/+5Please go jump in a fire right now, I assure you the world will be much better off.
        • ajde, on 06/19/2008, -4/+4Wow, that's a dick thing to say. Did I need to add a /joking tag to my comment? Hey, men don't win everything - at least women don't have to take pills by 50 to have sex at all. Furthermore, it sucks to be a girl on Digg since this place is a ***** sausage fest and because of that, you get assholes like you making generalized comments based on nothing whatsoever. Did I offend your dainty sensibilities? Seriously dude, go pull your panties out your ass and try socializing with people in the real world for a change. You might realize that there are certain things that you just shouldn't say to someone, even if you disagree with their comment.
        • Dagny2003, on 06/19/2008, -1/+7In all fairness, ajde, if a woman isn't getting off every time, it's no one's fault but her own. As a woman I am sick of hearing women say it's a man's fault. If he doesn't give a ***** or have enough talent to get you off, GET OFF HIM!! Men would learn to do better or go without, and women would actually own their own sexuality. Nobody's fault but our own, darling.
        • ajde, on 06/23/2008, -0/+1Has anyone, ANYONE in this ***** thread ever been with a normal woman? I swear this is the most sexually ignorant bunch of assholes I've ever encountered on the internet. Wait... what am I saying? This is digg. Hah. Nevermind.
      • Lastgreatwar, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4There is a concept called rubbing your own ***** too. I know that's shocking for some women, but it's effective and both parties can get off. God, reading that feminist, women's liberation crap makes me sick.
  • alapoet, on 06/19/2008, -5/+362"Constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours"

    I'll go out on a limb and say I'm strongly in favor of this... Lucky ladies!
    • Nosty, on 06/19/2008, -2/+107"Hey Caroline, I'm heading to the mall to do some shopping, do you want to join me?"

      "Unfortunately, no. My love tunnel of corruption is dripping wet at the moment and likely will be for some time. Even the most super-absorbant pads cannot contain the massive amount of love-goo that I'm generating right now. But thank you for thinking of me!"
      • papercupped, on 06/19/2008, -5/+7vaginas don't take bribes...
      • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -0/+21Wow....UK£ 800 = 1,575.68 US$

        That woman must really love her orgasms. That is one expensive shot.
        • Bilabrin, on 06/19/2008, -1/+8Hours?

          Either she's running a "train" or the orgasm keeps going long after sex.
        • Grumps, on 06/19/2008, -1/+4when mens can't satisfy her!
        • econojon, on 06/19/2008, -1/+18I'm a guy, and I think it is worth every penny. I wouldn't mind if my orgasms could last hours...instead of a literal second like it currently is.
        • Burn, on 06/19/2008, -8/+1Yours only last a second? Sucks to be you.
        • ashfish, on 06/19/2008, -1/+3Well, women's orgasms can trail on for a bit however hours seems to be a bit of a stretch. What do I know though, there's no way I'd let someone put a needle in my cooch. There are other ways to orgasm than just g-spot stimulation. This woman needs to have more fun sex.
    • Ramble, on 06/19/2008, -10/+2I think it'd get a bit boring after some time.
      • Synyk, on 06/19/2008, -1/+15Are you bored by YOUR orgasms? Thought so.
    • copyland, on 06/19/2008, -3/+16yeah, that sounds perfectly natural. check back with me in twenty years, ok? these things have a way of coming back at you, no pun intended.
      • ryanmac4484, on 06/19/2008, -4/+13now did you really not intend that pun?
        this should pretty much sum up my feelings on that phrase:
        http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=pu ...
        • LostnTransition, on 06/19/2008, -1/+14How long have you been sitting on, and waiting to use that link?
      • yaddayaddayoda, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2FTA: This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece. It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find.

        I thought they used the Euro and the metric system? WTF?
        • Rikm, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1You thought wrong.

          At least you can rest easy know you've learnt your "something new" for today.
    • connorf, on 06/19/2008, -1/+18I bet her "boyfriend" is locked in her basement eating meals laced with viagra.

      How could anyone have sex with that beast?

      no offense.
    • Meatetarian, on 06/19/2008, -4/+47Too bad the shot doesn't fix ugly.
    • bigfatpaulie, on 06/19/2008, -2/+24And to guarantee your partner climaxes every time, we have this paper bag procedure.
      • wedgemartin, on 06/19/2008, -3/+8Thanks, bastard. Just shot coffee out of my nose.
  • granolajoe, on 06/19/2008, -3/+266I'm all for a woman being able to experience orgasm better...but I'm not so sure that injecting collagen is a good idea. I wonder what the long-term effects of this can be?
    • yojiffyskippy, on 06/19/2008, -25/+79Reminds me of the old joke: How do you make a woman have an orgasm?.......wait for it...... WHO CARES!
      • bsonline, on 06/19/2008, -2/+26I like it better without the who cares:

        How do you make a woman have an orgasm? Wait for it!
      • triad203, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1This is the one I always heard:

        How can a real man tell when his woman's having an orgasm?
        ...
        It's a trick question, a real man doesn't care.
    • narcofiche, on 06/19/2008, -2/+107Maybe when they're done having this intense orgasm, they'll feel compelled to roll over and go to sleep too.
      • Vindexus, on 06/19/2008, -0/+8I'd pay for girls to take a shot that does that.
        • Ridesabike, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2I hear they have those kind of girls in Brooklyn.
    • ElAssoWipo, on 06/19/2008, -5/+203The long-term effects are an empty wallet and a useless snatch.

      Like all collagen injections, you have to do this every four months.

      There's also allergic reactions, cyst formation, urinary tract infections, open sores, scarring and lumpiness of the vagina (like squid) and dryness.

      "Despite the stringent donor screening involved in the preparation of the collagen, the transmission of infectious agents cannot be entirely excluded. Collagen injections are contraindicated in patients with histories of collagen vascular disease, autoimmune disease, allergies to collagen or to lidocaine, the anesthetic injected along with the collagen, or patients with a history of severe allergic reaction or anaphylaxis, serious medical conditions including bleeding disorders, current anticoagulation, immunocompromised status, pelvic prolapse, neurogenic bladder, interstitial cystitis, acute urethritis, acute cystitis, acute genitourinary infection, bladder outlet obstruction, undiagnosed urinary tract dysfunction, or an inflamed or infected vaginal mucosa. Product should not be used in patients with previous bladder neck surgery or those having had received radiation therapy. Trace amounts of polymyxin B sulfate, bacitracin and/or gentamicin may be present in the collagen preparation. Patients who may be allergic to these antibiotics should be appropriately managed. Pregnant women should wait until the postpartum period to have collagen treatments. Any sign of swelling, itching or redness or other occurrences at the procedure site should be reported to your surgeon."

      http://thegshot.com/safety.htm
      • NRay7882, on 06/19/2008, -3/+28Thank you, Bill Nye.
      • sdcarter, on 06/19/2008, -2/+16Dunno why you're getting buried. The information is important and people who are interested in the procedure should know these things before considering it.
      • spwpi10, on 06/19/2008, -3/+18You said lumpy vagina haha
      • yohnstoppable, on 06/19/2008, -2/+2Disgusting
    • jesusfish, on 06/19/2008, -3/+13droopage?
      • ayyyyy, on 06/19/2008, -3/+25like sleeve of wizard.
        • hammerpants, on 06/19/2008, -7/+4Your comment's even funnier when you add the "ayyyyy!!!!"
    • ohhoe, on 06/19/2008, -2/+29yeah, it kind of freaks me out too. I don't want anyone poking any of my lady parts with needles and collagen and other *****.
      • tnoy, on 06/19/2008, -3/+21I dont think anyone thought putting bull feces in your lady parts would've been a good idea...
        • Tyrghast, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6And thus, a new fetish is born. Ohhoe I believe you cold pioneer something great.
        • arenas46, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3oh ***** i just got that
        • Zebceponaf, on 06/19/2008, -2/+2rule #34....and #35 to a lesser extent
      • lisaawesome, on 06/19/2008, -0/+7I can't imagine agreeing to let someone put a shot of something in my vag that is not absolutely medically necessary. Just thinking about it is making my lady parts sad.
        • Professr, on 06/19/2008, -0/+7I'm sure we can find a way to cheer them up.
        • RunJun, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Hey! Turn that sideways frown upside down!
      • rabidbob, on 06/19/2008, -0/+7That's what sh.... oh never mind.
      • ashfish, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Sounds cheeper to me and less painful to just spend the money on different toys or other means to have more fun sex. I have enough anxiety about going to the lady doctor, I don't need to add on nightmares of syringes too.
    • CTK14A, on 06/19/2008, -1/+62Increased cholesterol for the male resulting from bacon and eggs arranged in a smiley face for breakfast every day
      • chewbie, on 06/19/2008, -10/+3because they belong in the kitchen but with all the liberation and stuff we need to keep them satisfied for them to stay there
      • bsonline, on 06/19/2008, -5/+6Or sex becomes so good that they want it any time any place from anyone?
    • braditude101, on 06/19/2008, -6/+19did anybody else imagine giving a good old donkey punch when they read this title?
    • MtheoryX, on 06/19/2008, -1/+7Side effects include:
      Feeling of completeness, stronger emotional bonds with lover, and enhanced pleasure from inanimate objects.

      Some patients report feelings of guilt for not reciprocating the pleasure, or broken families due to spending too much time in the bathroom with bananas, although these cases were rare.

      As with any procedure or prescription medication, consult with your doctor before...LETTING ANYONE STICK A NEEDLE ANYWHERE NEAR OR INTO YOUR SNATCH.
    • Isandunk, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3hold on hold on hold on...

      No one spotted that this was a sensible comment on a story mentioning orgasms? Whats going on?
  • clesch, on 06/19/2008, -8/+305"At one point, Professor Dartey was trying to locate my G-spot with one hand while holding an 8cm needle filled with collagen in the other."

    Umm... ok, whatever.
    • Akairenn, on 06/19/2008, -2/+41I think I saw that one.
    • alpha88, on 06/19/2008, -1/+87I hope she realizes that wasn't a necessary part of the procedure..
      • saisumimen, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6How did he find it if he had both hands on her shoulders?
        • Rikm, on 06/20/2008, -0/+2He found it with the purple tip of his 8cm "needle"
    • Willravel, on 06/19/2008, -0/+23There was an episode of Nip Tuck where this procedure was simulated (not stimulated). In order to locate the g-spot, the doctor often has to stimulate it in order to engorge it. I'm sure you've had a doctor tie off your arm to make your vein stick out when he or she needs to draw blood. It's the same concept, only a bit more interesting.
      • DoTheFandango, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5But the doctor was drunk and did it too much and she was orgasming every 2 seconds.
        • Willravel, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4That's precisely why I remember the episode. It's a shame the woman wasn't played by Megan Fox or Jessica Alba. Still, it was quite entertaining. (Season 4, Epidose 13 "Reefer", for anyone who's interested)
    • BigManOnCampus, on 06/19/2008, -4/+78cm? That doctor has issues if it's only 8cm long.
    • rollerboy, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Forget business school, I want to be a doctor now. A vaginal rejuvenation doctor.
      • darkciti2, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3You do know that all women are not super hot, right?
    • exformation, on 06/19/2008, -2/+2I just got an idea for an erotic novel.
  • zosoIV, on 06/19/2008, -6/+21Reading this description makes me scared...
    • Spudster, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3Gotta love the Dailymail. Half the time filled with Conservative sensationalism, the other half filled with tabloid garbage.
    • J3EBS, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2I thought it was going to be a new move in Fight Night Round 4.

      "And Ali delivers a devastating G-shot! I don't know if his opponent will be able to recover from that one!"
    • Dexists, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0I for one welcome our swollen g-spot overlords...
  • orlyfactor, on 06/19/2008, -13/+124Caroline is a man, baby!
    • dcollins, on 06/19/2008, -7/+29caroline = fugly++;
      • lukas88, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Be nice, she is good looking by UK standards
    • popfrogs, on 06/19/2008, -9/+6From the looks of her, a tiny g-spot is the least of her problems. Double bagger?
    • seraph582, on 06/19/2008, -5/+8wtf happened to Caroline's hair?! I mean... *ugh!*
    • wurtis16, on 06/19/2008, -6/+1Yeah, that mongoloid needs to get a man with a decent sized crank, she'll be set.
      • keeganspeck, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Doesn't look Asian at all to me.
    • xKorrix, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4Little do we know her birth name is Carl
    • kmckanna, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Oh my God I am crying from how hard I laughed when I read this... just there could be no better timing for this line outside of Austin Powers.
  • Ju1c3, on 06/19/2008, -7/+328i was half expecting a article on the "donkey punch"
    • funkyp56, on 06/19/2008, -4/+10As was I sir, as was I.
    • vashth3stampede, on 06/19/2008, -14/+14*an* article
      • darksideownedu, on 06/19/2008, -5/+2thank you grammar police
        • vashth3stampede, on 06/19/2008, -3/+7i'm sorry, it's just that i judge you when you use poor grammar
        • Spudster, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2o rly?
        • Danby123, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2^ And I judge you when you use poor capitalization.

          I actually don't...
        • kinneas666, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2I'm sorry, it's just that I judge you when you name yourself after obscure anime characters.
    • ganus, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Yeah... I think I misread or was mislead by the title.
    • goalieguy314, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1I was pondering all of the possibilities of an "orgasm jab"
    • dpantages, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2thank god, I was not the only one thinking that
    • behlib99, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4I thought this was going to be a news story on some kind of eastern medical Tai Chi meditation punch to the lower abdomen that gives a female multiple organisms or something...oh how disappointed I am.
  • jonnyeuchre, on 06/19/2008, -6/+548Went on for hours? That's not an orgasm, that's tourettes
    • Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -8/+178Went on for hours? that's not tourettes, that's a woman.
      • phufufoo, on 06/19/2008, -5/+1oh god that is so true.... bitches can never shut the ***** up and trip for no reason
      • frazorblade, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0That's a woman?!
      • mhuggins, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Well played, sir, well played.
    • Soriven, on 06/19/2008, -5/+53That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
    • supermanly, on 06/19/2008, -7/+54That ain't no man! It's a baby, man!
    • ethanpack, on 06/19/2008, -6/+62That's not a baby, it's a space station!
      • passedoutghost, on 06/19/2008, -1/+13Yeah baby, yeah!
        • Calinthalus, on 06/19/2008, -1/+12I am the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!!
        • theOster, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5coz i'm makin gravy without the lumps baby!!
      • theOster, on 06/19/2008, -0/+9that's not a space station, IT'S A TRAP!
      • JasonMaloney101, on 06/19/2008, -1/+3That's no space station, it's a g-spot??
    • girldrinkdrunk, on 06/19/2008, -12/+2Rectum? Damn nearly killed him!

      I don't know why I thought that would fit in here, but it just popped into my head. :P
    • falkonv7l, on 06/19/2008, -4/+12That isn't a space station, it's a burrito!
    • identifiedlogo, on 06/19/2008, -11/+3I am ruining your thread.
    • dashdingo, on 06/19/2008, -16/+9I'm not your buddy, guy.
    • nerdherder, on 06/19/2008, -1/+22Holy tap-dancing Christ these comment continuations are getting annoying.
      • Vindexus, on 06/19/2008, -3/+43Holy tap-getting continuation these Christ comments are getting dancing.
        • OtterStratton, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3you, sir, are dugg. Fell out of my chair.
      • equinoxChild, on 06/19/2008, -2/+14Holy Christ-tapping these continuing dances are getting annoying.
      • yogurtslinger, on 06/19/2008, -4/+3Continuing dancing holy tap these annoying comments are getting Christ
      • warbird, on 06/19/2008, -2/+1Christs continued tab dancing on these holy comments are getting annoying
      • geoff1210, on 06/20/2008, -0/+2Annoying, these comment continuations are getting holy Christ tap-dancing.
    • mcdougan, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3i think they call it a coma
    • michaelb1, on 06/19/2008, -1/+14meme overload!
    • equinoxChild, on 06/19/2008, -6/+3i can has meme?
    • traphik, on 06/19/2008, -2/+21C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!
      • minnymoo, on 06/19/2008, -1/+4I applaud you sir. From the while I've been on Digg, I've never seen a combo breaker dugg up.
    • SSPink, on 06/19/2008, -2/+11what the hell? is this 4chan?
    • JasonMaloney101, on 06/20/2008, -2/+44chan the what? Is this hell??
    • Ducttape21, on 06/20/2008, -0/+0That's no moon.
  • Steinr, on 06/19/2008, -4/+104Women need to give us men the chance to practice more so that we have a chance of doing right every time for them. ;) This seems like a better solution than having vaginal botox!
    • Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -3/+26Hard to practice if I come within 30 seconds of entering any hot wet orifice. :(
      • ohhoe, on 06/19/2008, -1/+70I hope you never go on vacation in any tropical areas.
      • NotOptium, on 06/19/2008, -2/+8It's easier to do with your hand most times anyway.
        • Wesside, on 06/19/2008, -1/+5I concur to that point. Though its never never as good that way :P
      • popfrogs, on 06/19/2008, -0/+14Condoms FTW?
      • dianebl, on 06/19/2008, -0/+13that just means you need more practice
      • kinneas666, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2If she gives you ***** just say.
        "Hey, I got mine!"
      • nakani, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4What's more evolutionarily advantageous: shooting your sperm in 30 seconds or going for 30 minutes to an hour? I'm guessing extended sex sessions are more a product of modern leisure sex culture and lots of practice. So don't think of your "shortcoming" as unhealthy, just get a lot more practice in
      • triad203, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1That'll go away with time. Try not drinking booze, relaxing, and perhaps taking the time to indulge in (gasp) some foreplay.
      • unitedstatians, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Right before you start give her a patch, trap the bear with your claws to spit in your eye, then stick it in her snatch.
    • Projektorboy, on 06/19/2008, -7/+1"Vaginal Botox" would be more like deadening the vag for women who are too sensitive.

      This would be more like temporary vaginal LASIK for increased ability all around.
    • 4Johanna, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1Practice does makes perfect.
  • whitelights, on 06/19/2008, -21/+9The only women who would get this are the ones who can never be satisfied by their men. Can't get her off? That's okay, G-SHOT TO THE RESCUE!
    Dumb. Sorry.
    • notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -6/+5Um... the surgery wasn't about _enabling_ orgasms, it was about _enhancing_ them. Maybe RTFA the next time.
      • whitelights, on 06/19/2008, -5/+3Alright, I stand corrected... but I think my point still stands. Why should you need to enhance it? What's the big deal? Are women really that selfish?
        • notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -6/+3If there are no side effects, why not have a better orgasm? Why ride a bike if you can ride a Porsche? What's selfish about it?
        • whitelights, on 06/19/2008, -5/+3Perhaps this is just my opinion, but driving a Porsche makes you look like an *****.
          Sorry for the long thread.
        • theliamburns1, on 06/19/2008, -3/+5@whitelights

          Just stop talking. You Fail.
        • Ramble, on 06/19/2008, -3/+4Agreed, supercar drivage = small penis.
        • dudefaceguyman, on 06/19/2008, -3/+1Nissan GTR = A MASSIVE tree trunk sized penis of which people will bow down upon and worship as the second coming of Jebus??

          I think so.








          God I ***** want that car.
    • seraph582, on 06/19/2008, -3/+1^ what he said - PLUS - this is a relatively new procedure. You talk as if it's been around for eons - having been popularized and then fallen into obscurity and now only sought by those clinging to their own shortcomings as motivation to follow through with the defunct practice. You sure are good at conjuring up fantasy worlds! Something tells me you're the type that routinely warps their perspective due to emotional instability.
      • whitelights, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2Thanks, doctor! I'll be sure to get in with my psychiatrist very soon. I'm genuinely impressed by your ability to diagnose my insecurities via an anonymous internet discussion.
      • sleepwalkers, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Emotional instability? That's an awful lot to infer from a simple Digg comment.
    • KennMac, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4You know, some women really are unable to achieve simply because of their anatomy. Their psyche is fine, their partner is great, but it just doesn't happen. This type of quick procedure is a no-brainer if it actually works.
  • unreg, on 06/19/2008, -6/+446So Caroline is a 41 yo women getting it on with a 27 yo man. And she still wasn't finding sex satisfying enough.

    Sounds like the cougar needs more than just an injection.
    • yojiffyskippy, on 06/19/2008, -2/+152Oh, she needs an 'injection' alright! Amiright?
    • CTK14A, on 06/19/2008, -3/+35Sounds like she's been getting enough injections as it is
    • Peynis, on 06/19/2008, -13/+3Am I the only one who totally creeped out on realizing that chick is actually 41 years old?
      • Stupidumb, on 06/19/2008, -2/+5After seeing her pic, I'm surprised she isn't older.
    • DestroyFascism, on 06/19/2008, -4/+1Guys the lady needs a hand, and that....
    • wyefye, on 06/19/2008, -6/+18A Hot Beef Injection.
    • Testies, on 06/19/2008, -11/+4If she had any kids it probably feels like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
      • Soave, on 06/19/2008, -2/+7Thanks Family Guy. Read the article, she doesn't have any kids.
        • krinthekuz, on 09/16/2008, -0/+7the hotdog-down-hallway joke was made long before family guy. in fact, i recall it being a regular when i was in middle school, and that was nearly 15 years ago -- long before family guy was on air.
        • OtterStratton, on 06/19/2008, -1/+0oh, snap!
        • wallkill, on 06/19/2008, -2/+1testies said "IF." he didn't say she did have kids.
        • behlib99, on 06/19/2008, -1/+3Tooth pick in the grand canyon, park your bike in an aircraft hanger, a semi truck could do a u-turn in there, ***** a warm pail of water, "hello, hello, hello".....etc etc
    • Parkinsons, on 06/19/2008, -1/+41She needs a penis in her vagina.
  • notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -7/+70Caroline became the first British woman to have the 'G-shot', also known as the 'orgasm jab' - an £800 non-surgical treatment that enhances a woman's sexual experience by boosting the G-spot, the ultra-sensitive area of tissue that can hold the key to happy love-making. Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot. This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.

    £800 doesn't even seem that much. A lot of bang for the buck, quite literally.
    • AberDave85, on 06/19/2008, -0/+30And a top up every 4 months = £200 per month! Thats quite a bit by my books!
      Practice makes perfect, much cheaper and more fun! ;-)
    • radioshack7, on 06/19/2008, -6/+3Dugg for the "Bang for the buck" ref
    • heresy_fnord, on 06/19/2008, -1/+8Nearly $1600 US. Seems a lot to me. Especially for a collagen injection.

      Still worthwhile I'm sure, don't get me wrong.
    • zebco, on 06/19/2008, -5/+4Um, dude...$1600 U.S.D. is a ***** for something that needs regular maintenance costing more money. You do realize that there are some people here that can't even afford to pay their mortgage or put gas in their car.
      "Well, I lost the house and can't afford gas but damn, my orgasms are strong this month!"
      Sounds like a load of ***** to me.
      If the woman isn't having a satisfying time, blame the man for lack of knowledge, ability. Pretty soon there will just be a pill that you take which will give multiple orgasms and sex will be a thing of the past anyway. Of course, these pills will cost 2¢ to manufacture and they'll sell them for $40 per piece...but hey...a good time is a good time, right?
      • WillSunrider, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3Some women are simply NOT able to achieve orgasm by stimulus from their partner. no matter how hard they try, so blaming the man is futile.

        It's simply the way they are built. ***** off if you're going to blame lack of orgasm on men.
      • brettmurf, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Or they could just take ecstasy?
    • feoren, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6$1600 every 4 months is $4800 per year, roughly 1/3 of the yearly before-tax salary of someone working full time at minimum wage. That's a lot of money.
  • rootfiend, on 06/19/2008, -20/+7*****.
  • emeow, on 06/19/2008, -6/+44So if you stopped injecting collagen would it go all flabby and be even harder to find than before or lose feeling altogether? hmmm.... doesn't sound so worth it to me..
  • steveoco, on 06/19/2008, -8/+147Dailymail...
    • notwizt, on 06/19/2008, -2/+11Not being from the UK, could you update me on the value of Dailymail news? To me it's just a newspaper...
      • D14BL0, on 06/19/2008, -2/+22Not being from the UK, I can tell you that it's about the equivalent to Reader's Digest here in the states; lots of ***** and taking rumors sent through chain letters as "news".
      • walugi, on 06/19/2008, -1/+15I'd say its worse then RD. It scewers news and blatantly lies moreso then other MSM outlets
      • zephonith, on 06/19/2008, -2/+30The Wikipedia article at one stage said this: "The stereotypical Daily Mail reader is characterised as an insular, stupid, slightly racist, homophobic, aspiring middle-class, closet Nazi, conservative who lacks the intelligence to read the broadsheet equivalent the Daily Telegraph.[citation needed]"

        Unfortunately, it's been deleted :(
        • Steinr, on 06/19/2008, -2/+18Just put it back in there.
        • jtbell04, on 06/19/2008, -2/+6Check the edit history, see if Jeremy Clarkson's been ***** with the page.
        • adamantium, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2Watch your words buddy. Top Gear is awesome and is 1/3 of the reason I watch BBC America (the others being Flying Circus and Graham Norton.)

          Now if only BBCA would put on Jonathan Ross...
    • Haroshia, on 06/19/2008, -4/+52The DailyFail is a ***** tabloid that has the journalistic integrity of Fox News coupled with the blatant racism and sexism of...um...Fox News.

      It's absolute rubbish, and only to believed by the functionally retarded. How the stories keep getting Diggs is beyond me, but it leads me to believe the average Digger believes everything they read on the internet ever.
      • TheSnuffster, on 06/19/2008, -2/+23Dugg for "DailyFail"
      • Laughsatyou, on 06/19/2008, -4/+19atleast its not another Huffington Post article.
      • keymanjim2, on 06/19/2008, -11/+9Looks like somebody is afraid of Fox News and the truth.
        • Ramble, on 06/19/2008, -6/+3Or just doesn't like *****?
        • keymanjim2, on 06/19/2008, -3/+5Nope. It's fear. I can smell it through the internet.
        • NodOfficer, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1...Delicious!
        • Maver1c, on 06/19/2008, -4/+1lol
        • darksideownedu, on 06/19/2008, -3/+3Or perhaps someone is just more intelligent than your average insect and can see the ***** and xenophobia of Fox News for what it really is.
        • underdog138, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2Come on kids, that was blatant sarcasm. I'm day-drunk working from home today and I could still spot it. Jesus *****.

          Dugg for Faux Truth.
  • clogmoney, on 06/19/2008, -4/+162I'll show her the best 40 seconds of her life ;)
    • sakuraz, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5Are you the doctor who's gona look for that g spot?
    • crapuccino, on 06/19/2008, -0/+110Gonna do it twice are we?
    • HereticChick, on 06/19/2008, -8/+2Damn, I was gonna say that...
  • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -29/+7i never found my gf's g-spot after 3 years of relationship but every time we have sex i make sure she reaches orgasm because i perform oral sex on her until she does, and i think she likes it very much, she's always asking and i love doing it.
    • D14BL0, on 06/19/2008, -2/+34Boy, thanks for sharing.
      • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -9/+2no problemo.
      • jimbob343, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2it is alot easyer if you find the g-sopt tho
        • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2actually it's pretty easy already. but aren't some women really unable to climax through intercourse like a lot of researches already said?
        • Wesside, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2It all depends on the position, I think a lot of women wont get off from just sex without clitoral stimulation. For instance my gf doesn't get off unless she's on top, which is fine by me cause that position kicks ass lol, but if she's on her back, its extremely unlikely to happen.
        • zebco, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1I love this thread. It's like watching a bunch of blind people driving around through rush hour traffic. ***** brilliant.
          Are you guys using mommy and daddy's digg account or are you full grown men?
        • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1@zebco
          actually i'm a shared account for about 10 people.

          @Wesside
          a sensible and reasonable comment.
    • ssn697, on 06/19/2008, -3/+24I have no problem finding your girlfriend's g-spot...
      • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2that joke never gets old...

        well, your mom never complained I didn't find hers.
        • ssn697, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1That's because your dick is so tiny, you didn't even wake her up...

          That's because her g-spot isn't in her ass...

          She said she didn't want to hurt your feelings, you being so inadequate and all...


          /the list goes on forever!
        • boobsbr, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1ha, good ones!

          but you know what? the problem is not my dick, it's her size XXL fat ass, and I didn't know you were spying on us. are you some sick sort of Oedipus-voyeur? you fancy giving your mom a good time?
    • mondster, on 06/19/2008, -4/+2GOD BLESS YOU. We need more men like you!!!
    • zebco, on 06/19/2008, -4/+2You're a pratt, you bloody loser. I can't believe you just admitted what a wanker you are in front of the entire bloody world of Digg.
      • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2a wanker for what, going down on my gf? i like doing it, so what? most men just stick it in, cum and go to sleep. i actually enjoy doing it with her. grow the ***** up.

        now, so what for telling this on digg? who the ***** knows me? it's the internet for *****'s sake! by the way, about 10 people use this account just for fun!
    • sjones12, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2FAKE everyone knows that no diggers have girlfriends
      • boobsbr, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1you got me! yeah, I just like messing with people's heads, they really get mad at anything at all. it's like being back at /b/.
  • EetFuk, on 06/19/2008, -18/+7why not just take heroin
  • Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -11/+147collagen? in MY vagina?
    • amazingmaze, on 06/19/2008, -3/+66It's More Likely Than You Think ...
      • demodawid, on 06/19/2008, -2/+10Why Do You Capitalize Every Word?
        • bwa236, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3Typing This Way This Is A Pain In The Ass. It Cuts My Typing Speed To The Level Of My Father.
          This Took Me About Five Minutes To Type
      • nakani, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4coming up next, on Dateline
    • jesusfish, on 06/19/2008, -7/+90Dammit, I immediately dugg you up for mentioning your own vagina, only to view your profile and find that you're a male.

      Still, for future reference, ladies, your vagina is always a welcome topic of conversation. Ladies...
      • Zounas, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2Ladies in Digg... we wish.
      • Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -4/+30Memes. You don't know them.
      • blackinthmiddle, on 06/19/2008, -9/+6I'm guessing that when he says, "MY vagina", he's saying that his girlfriend/wife's vagina is his vagina because he owns it...or he's a hermaphrodite!!!
      • siandt, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6All right, I'll bite.

        It's a disgusting, horrific, terrible idea. And I'm not just talking about my vagina.
      • xKorrix, on 06/19/2008, -3/+5I have a vagina. ^_^ lol
    • sdcarter, on 06/19/2008, -3/+31Oh don't act like that's the weirdest thing to ever be up there.
    • flashingcurser, on 06/19/2008, -9/+2This is coming from someone who calls themselves "Narcism"? Just sayin....

      Not to mention that your profile says that you're a male, hmmm.
      • Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -2/+6Woosh.
        • flashingcurser, on 06/19/2008, -4/+1You don't get to say "Woosh" after you say something stupid and then pretend everyone else is simply missing something clever. I have my wooshing handbook here somewhere..... lol
        • insertAliasHere, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2This is the only rule to "whooshing"
          http://i31.tinypic.com/b87dj9.png
          Remember it.
        • Narcism, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1flashingcurser, it's a reference to an internet meme.
    • tnoy, on 06/19/2008, -7/+2You have a vagina and a penis?!
    • flashingcurser, on 06/19/2008, -0/+4Don't worry at about 50 your prostrate will swell naturally, no need for collagen.
    • TitanX7, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Vaginas!? On Digg!?
  • irishjays, on 06/19/2008, -1/+37She gets plastered.
    • danr2c2, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Wow, for the first time in a long time when I wanted to write LOL I had actually laughed out loud.


      Ok, it was more of a snort really. But who's counting...
  • crapmatic, on 06/19/2008, -7/+48I think it's safe to say that Diggers won't be encountering one of these in their day to day exploits. (i.e., women)
  • badsect0r, on 06/19/2008, -25/+4All women are whores. This proves it, not that it needed any more proof.

    menarebetterthanwomen.com

    • chewbie, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2liking sex makes them a whore ? wow!
      The 50ies called...
    • darksideownedu, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1wait, liking sex makes them a whore? but don't you like sex too?



      fail.
    • mondster, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2LOLS! I'm guessing you've had a few cheaters...? Ha ha tiny manhood.

      epic fail.
    • RachelUS, on 06/20/2008, -0/+0Those women whom you are calling "Whores" are whoring with "some man".....or do all women, whores, in your terms, whore only with each other...? think about it, then seek cognitive therapy.....LMAO
  • pintomp3, on 06/19/2008, -2/+47from terrorist fist jabs to orgasm jabs.
    • AbsurdParadox, on 06/19/2008, -4/+2I've seen that website.
    • econojon, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3That is why all the ladies like Obama: Not for his policy, but for his 'jabs'.
  • freshyill, on 06/19/2008, -0/+215'His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."

    Now *that* is impressive! Literally!
    • aladrin, on 06/19/2008, -0/+48Yeah, no joke. I figure she must have decked him for not responding fast enough, and that's how his jaw managed to hit the floor literally.
    • Gamer2k4, on 06/19/2008, -0/+29Maybe he was lying on his stomach at the time?
      • elhaf, on 06/19/2008, -1/+5FTA: "Caroline Cushworth sat her partner Christopher down".
        Maybe he was seated below floor level?
      • arenas46, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3ha
    • jamesdew, on 06/19/2008, -1/+46I hate when people say literally when what they actually mean is not literally, if that becomes common place what are we supposed to say when we really mean literally.
      • Goblin, on 06/19/2008, -1/+27It'll go into the same stable as "Could care less", while the rest of the world shakes their head knowing you actually mean "Couldn't care less".
        • jamesdew, on 06/19/2008, -0/+10but at least people know what you mean. Someone might say "he literally jumped out of his seat" now its not too hard to believe that someone could jump out of their sea.t But if people keep using literally when they mean not literally you could be left unsure if that person really did jump out of their seat or not. That would be a communications disaster.
        • arenas46, on 06/19/2008, -1/+2sea.t
        • sleepysteve, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2The "Could care less" thing drives me insane, literally!

          But seriously, I hate it. I've mentioned to some people that the saying has become backwards and 90% of them stare at me blankly until I explain why "Could care less" implies that you do care.
        • underdog138, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Well, I could see how people could justify using "I could care less."

          "I don't care. In fact, I could care [even] less [than that. In fact, I think I just might do that. Consider yourself cared even less than before I started this sentence.]"
      • Akaricloud, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1I was once so scared I literally jumped out of my skin.
    • alpha88, on 06/19/2008, -2/+63I hate it when people use literally when they say anything. "I literally did this", "It literally felt like this", "Such and such literally happened".

      NO IT ***** DIDN'T, IT FIGURATIVELY HAPPENED YOU *****.

      RAAAGE.
      • ahawks, on 06/19/2008, -0/+35I literally just dugg your comment
        • darksideownedu, on 06/19/2008, -4/+9I literally just lol'd. Then I literally dugg both of your comments and then literally wrote this comment of my own. Literally!
        • Vindicoth, on 06/19/2008, -1/+17I figuratively dug both of you up, literally.
        • underdog138, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6Rarely do I ever digg up an entire thread worth of comments, but this one was literally worth every one of them.
      • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -4/+1I have some rage in the fridge if you'd like some. It is green lemon lime koolaide in some reused glass bottles though. Good rage... You don't want to make me thirsty*rarrrr* *heehehehehehe runs around like a crazy man*
      • freeth1nker, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3David Cross?
        • freshyill, on 06/20/2008, -0/+2It's not like ultimate and penultimate...
    • lukifer, on 06/19/2008, -0/+17Wanna know what's sad? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/literally (See definition #4 and the usage note.)
      • Vindexus, on 06/19/2008, -2/+12I literally died from seeing that.
      • xKorrix, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Damn.. I was trying to imagine a guys jaw hitting the floor after I told him I wanted the Orgasm Jab
      • cstegner, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5And so begins the acceptance of a de-evolution of the human :P
      • t3heford, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1bricks were shat. literally.
      • jeshakespeare, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3That's literally the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm not misusing literally, I'm just very desensitised to everything except grammatical errors.
      • alpha88, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1It's official, civilization has died.
    • bamapachyderm, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6I'm just happy I'm not the only one who got really irritated when reading that. :)
  • chubbstar, on 06/19/2008, -2/+38didnt i just read an article on digg about how the g-spot doesnt anatomically exist and how many professionals think its basically a myth?
    • jackal42, on 06/19/2008, -1/+29Shhh....
      1st rule of G-spot is..
      • chewbie, on 06/19/2008, -2/+2if you find it, tell everybody that it doesn't exist and keep it to yourself?
        ... you don't talk about the x-xxxx
      • twisth, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6Its name is Robert Paulson?
    • harmil, on 06/19/2008, -0/+7Correct. However, if there's a part of the body that doesn't exist, then I guarantee you there's a cosmetic surgeon willing to sell you an operation to either enhance or remove it!

    • barnett25, on 06/19/2008, -0/+14My wife must have a very vivid imagination then...
    • lisaawesome, on 06/19/2008, -1/+4I'm going to have to disagree with these professionals based on hands on experience.
    • florin, on 06/19/2008, -0/+3those "professionals" need to get a life
  • TheInformer, on 06/19/2008, -10/+2After this, when Bob Barker says "Come on down!", women will.
  • D14BL0, on 06/19/2008, -19/+14"Satisfied: Caroline Cushworth says her sex life is now unbelievable"

    I, too, find it hard to believe that a manly woman like that HAS a sex life.
    • PanicAK, on 06/19/2008, -1/+9Real life is not like porn
    • scholty, on 06/19/2008, -1/+4Well, she IS British!

      Different standards than here in the U.S.
      • andreo, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1yeah, they're on metric or something like that...
    • bxblox, on 06/19/2008, -1/+10Any woman can get sex. It's just a fact of life.
  • Kyrgizion, on 06/19/2008, -2/+18If this is an "orgasm jab"...
    Then what exactly constitutes a "terrorist fist jab"? Sounds a whole lot dirtier all of a sudden.
    • MaskedSlacker, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Collagen in the prostate?
    • jeshakespeare, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1ground up knuckles and semtex injected directly into the bloodstream, actually.
  • DeepFriedFetus, on 06/19/2008, -1/+190'His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use the word 'literally'...
    • D14BL0, on 06/19/2008, -3/+14What if he's a snake, though?
    • benzzene, on 06/19/2008, -1/+176It should have said:
      His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Agghjjhg maaa jjowjowo."
      • zionKing, on 06/19/2008, -3/+33BAHAHAHA I literally ***** my pants....


        Ah ***** brb
      • Zulotan, on 06/19/2008, -2/+22First time I've really laughed hysterically from a digg comment. Well done sir.
      • WarZpriTe, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3I have tears from laughing so hard, comedy gold good sir!
      • tdmckee, on 06/19/2008, -2/+10well played, benzzene, well played...
      • Ramble, on 06/19/2008, -1/+6***** A man, ***** A.
      • Mekko, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1One of the first digg comments to make me laugh! DUGG!
      • twisth, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1First LOL of the day. Nice.
    • xKorrix, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1That'd be pretty wild to see.
    • kjax82, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Actually nowadays it's proper to use it as either way ("for real" OR as polar opposite of for real). It kind of defeats the purpose of using the word at all. I used to think the same thing. One day my girlfriend was telling a funny story and followed it up with the line "...and I was laughing so hard, I literally ***** my pants." And then she told me to look up her usage of the word (after I got over the fact that she DIDN'T actually ***** herself). And I'll be damned: she was right and I was pissed.

      RIP, "literally". You had a good run.
    • hotpuck6, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2i hope the plastic surgeon that provided the collagen was willing to help him out with that.
  • Kinnkster, on 06/19/2008, -4/+7Where'd they get "YES, YES, YES,"?
    • D14BL0, on 06/19/2008, -1/+15Seriously. I see her face and the only thing I can think of is "NO, NO, NO"
  • EserVerx, on 06/19/2008, -9/+102All these bitches needs is a falcon punch.
  • Gutterpunk, on 06/19/2008, -10/+28Wait, scientist can't find physical proof that the g-spot exists, but we can now enlarge it?

    This article is 100% *****. I don't doubt that there is a g-spot, or some strong erogenous zone in that area (as demonstrated by my squirming girlfriend) but scientifically, that plastic surgeon is just blindly poking woman with collagen. At best, he is enlarging the Urethral sponge area...
    • Owwmykneecap, on 06/19/2008, -12/+8"Wait, scientist can't find physical proof that the g-spot exists, but we can now enlarge it?

      This article is 100% *****. I don't doubt that there is a g-spot, or some strong erogenous zone in that area (as demonstrated by my squirming victim) but scientifically, that plastic surgeon is just blindly poking woman with collagen. At best, he is enlarging the Urethral sponge area..."

      Fixed
      • Gutterpunk, on 06/19/2008, -6/+4Unlike you, some people have sex with willing partners
        • Owwmykneecap, on 06/19/2008, -1/+8Me thinks the Lady doth protest too much.
        • darksideownedu, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5unconscious =/= willing
    • mustang460, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2google is your friend

      http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PictureOfHealth/story ...

      http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_300/393_love_t ...


      nothing the daily mail posted is false, they didnt say it works definitively they just quoted a women who said it worked, there are many examples of women stating it works after searching through google but no scientific evidence

      • Gutterpunk, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1Explain to me again how linking to other article doesn't make them *****? I didn't say that the Daily Mail was bull, I said that this whole "injecting collagen without knowing wtf we are doing" is *****.

        Yes it might lead to better sex, but how can they tell us that it won't have adverse long term effects if they aren't even sure of what they are doing in the first place
        • jamesdew, on 06/19/2008, -2/+2because all the daily mail are saying is that this woman SAYS that it works. The daily mail are known for their manipulative journalism.
        • chewbie, on 06/19/2008, -3/+1at 40 I don't think that she should worry about the long-term effects. Who would shag a 60 yo? Milf ends @ 40 imo
  • dxgg, on 06/19/2008, -14/+3My girlfriend has multiple orgasms every time we have sex, without the help of some unproven "enhancement" that could have long-term health effects. Not bragging for either of us...just saying that sometimes a good thing takes some work, and it's worth the journey! :)
    • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2what are you talking about? please explain. =)
      • TigerFist, on 06/19/2008, -5/+4Translation: I PUTS IT DOWN!!!
        • boobsbr, on 06/19/2008, -2/+1i was making a joke. guess i should stay out of Amateur night at the local stand up comedy show...
    • Kyrgizion, on 06/19/2008, -2/+14Sorry mate, she's just really good at faking and then lying about it.
      • Wesside, on 06/19/2008, -4/+4Bahahahaha! Bloody women always lie about stuff, and some of them are really really good at it.
      • dxgg, on 06/19/2008, -2/+5lol...not true, but funny nonetheless. :)

        Now, if we were talking about my ex-wife, that would be another story...
        • AnarkeIncarnate, on 06/19/2008, -5/+1I would talk about your ex wife, but it is too hard. Maybe when she gets done wiggling on my face we can have a chat.
        • dxgg, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3@ AnarkeIncarnate: You may want to see a photo of her before you say that.

          http://i26.tinypic.com/3128sp5.jpg

          You can have her.

    • Paranor01, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1that's more like it!
      patience & work!
      Take the time to do it right, and it'll always be good :)
  • SexWee, on 06/19/2008, -6/+49You'd have to inject me with something to make me wanna do her
    • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -4/+1With a personality that doesn't suck? Realization that personality matters more than looks? I guess it is better that you don't care because some women need a good guy and all the woman that act like evil witches that look good will screw you over.

      That or a couple shots of vodka?
      • zebco, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Personality means ***** all in the realm of sex for sex sake. Now marriage...you'd want a good personality. For a shag you just need a tight backside, small hips and a nice rack.
        So no, personality doesn't do ***** for others when physical attraction is what the sex is based on.
        • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1She has a relationship..you didn't read the article eh?
        • BDOUG, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Small hips aren't sexy on an adult woman, pedo-bear.
  • Nintendesert, on 06/19/2008, -3/+4We just had articles claiming that not all women even have a G-Spot, but I bet these "doctors" doing this procedure won't turn them away. They'll inject something in there with collagen!
  • Owwmykneecap, on 06/19/2008, -10/+63I am the ***** commander, wherever you see the ***** you'll see this face.
    • mdcraig62, on 06/19/2008, -7/+10No the ***** is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth.
      • sealink, on 06/19/2008, -11/+3It's not a myth. Ask your next female partner to masturbate for you and watch. Orgasms are awesome.
      • busterbros, on 06/19/2008, -3/+4Dugg down for not understanding the reference.
    • Krstln, on 06/19/2008, -2/+4Jay and Silent Bob are my heros!
      • ACiDGRiM, on 06/19/2008, -1/+5What kind of a ***** up child hood did you have to look at them as HEROs?
      • dominikkom, on 06/20/2008, -0/+1Especially Bob, his like a cooking pot of intelligent rage!
  • belowir, on 06/19/2008, -3/+9there was an article on here like 3 days ago that said there was no consensus or proof among the sex doctors (or whatever they call themselves) that a g-spot even exists...
    • belowir, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5sorry...did not read the comment 3 up from mine
  • stefano1234, on 06/19/2008, -5/+2heard enough! What about the side effects?
  • cbeach, on 06/19/2008, -0/+21Requires "topping up" after four months? Suddenly, £800 per treatment seems somewhat more expensive
  • antidense, on 06/19/2008, -2/+16I wonder if this could make a women mentally/physically dependent on orgasms and experience withdrawal symptoms without them.
    • AnarkeIncarnate, on 06/19/2008, -2/+4Wouldn't that involve Y chromosomes?
    • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3You do realize that during a womans period they get really horny? What else happens around that time when most men wont have sex with them?

      You ever get a woman all hot and heavy them tell her your going to go watch tv?

      Women go more nuts about cravings for sex than we do so yea I would imagine she would dig up some cash just as a crack addict would. hehehe sex is good
      • zebco, on 06/19/2008, -4/+1Did you just type, 'hehehe?'
        You've never had sex before, have you.
        Admit it.
        • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1You remember being a kid and seeing old boring people that didn't have a sense of fun anymore? Yes well I still have that sense of fun and I have found men hate my sense of fun but almost any woman I hang out with loves it. Oh and by the way I can't admit being a virgin because I am not one. Married, divorced, dating again. Crazy woman used me as a meal ticket...got to watch them crazies you know.
    • turtled28, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0....what about the woman (Me!!) who goes into withdrawal not a few minutes after sex?
      (enter 'get new boyfriend' joke here.....)
      Is there a magic wand to fix broken libidos?
      Seriously, the man is great, its the sex-drive that needs some work.
      Where's the article on how to fix that?
  • kwagsch, on 06/19/2008, -1/+20When will we men be able to have successive multiple orgasms? - hell forget the multiple orgasms, how about just one or two orgasms that could average more than 15 seconds???
    • Paranor01, on 06/19/2008, -0/+10Male multiple orgasms are possible. Not sure exactly how it's acheived, but have had one once.

      Brain went all fuzzy so can barely remember what happened before, to make it happen so i'm SOL on figuring it out lol
      • xptoast, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Yea not sure how it works but is interesting when it happens on occasion. Not right one after another though. Is that the one we are talking about? Or just more than one in a session?
    • Ramble, on 06/19/2008, -0/+10A male multiple orgasm is possible, I've had one before but I had to work at it. Essentially it involves good timing but if you get it wrong then you'll be left with a crappy orgasm.
    • mondster, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1When you can have babies. Oh, wait, there's that one shemale.. aw forget it. Hey - at least you can watch & make it happen!
      • jeshakespeare, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0Or just watch. C'mon, you're on the internet, you're not fooling anyone.
    • Dissipate, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Male multiple orgasms is just a pill away!

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1949087.stm
    • excelsium, on 06/20/2008, -0/+0Boys before their first ejaculation can achieve mutiple orgasms of similar quality as female orgasms with no/little refractory period... after the first ejaculation the male ability is reduced.

      .. from wikipedia, fact or fiction who knows..
  • andyb747, on 06/19/2008, -10/+2I Like Threesomes
  • azzythedemon, on 06/19/2008, -4/+33As a female, I find this article extremely disturbing. If there's something there, it can be found. If there's nothing there, then you've got a woman with a weird collagen lump. If it's there and your boyfriend can't find it, try harder or get a new boyfriend.

    " 'I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours." o rly?
    • Wesside, on 06/19/2008, -12/+9If your boyfriend cant find it replace him? LoL little stuck up are we?

      You know, you could just find it yourself and SHOW him, but we're only talking about your pleasure here, and we all know that you're just using guys for their dicks at this point.
      • dianebl, on 06/19/2008, -1/+9I think she was implying if he wasn't interested in trying harder to find it, then replace him. If you had a girlfriend who didn't put any effort into making YOU feel good, wouldn't you replace her?
        • ObieOnce, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Did you forget you're on digg?

          The idea of replacing a girlfriend makes no sense here.
    • whyufail, on 06/19/2008, -5/+7Hell why not remove him from the whole process and do it yourself. That's what you're ultimately getting at here. Here's a two foot plastic dong you can snuggle with at night. Enjoy.
    • whitelights, on 06/19/2008, -2/+7Agreed. It seems that all the guys here, once told that maybe some of their gender suck at pleasing a woman, they get angry.
    • hysterix, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3There are no women on the internet.

      You are an internet equivalent to a shemale; a man masquerading as a women.
    • jblade, on 06/19/2008, -4/+5Don't lie, women can't use the internet.
    • BDOUG, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Dugg with a correction: it's an £800 collagen lump. They use French Collagen apparently. Regular collagen is £600.
    • DeathMarcher, on 06/19/2008, -1/+8"" 'I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours." o rly?"
      no, vaginally.
  • andyb747, on 06/19/2008, -11/+1I Like Threesomes me+girl+girl ........girl+me+girl .........even.....girlgirl -me
    • arobar, on 06/19/2008, -0/+7I think it's pretty obvious none of those scenarios ever happened to you. Perhaps you + your left hand + your right hand, if you're lucky.
    • carpespasm, on 06/19/2008, -3/+1I Like Threesomes me+girl+girl ........girl+me+girl .........even.....girlgirl -me

      66% correct, D.
      girlgirl-me = girlgirl = girl^2 /= girl+girl+me
    • andyb747, on 06/19/2008, -2/+0It's amazing your left arm + your right arm can wrap around your ++gf in that pic
    • Paranor01, on 06/19/2008, -1/+0Just like a man to selfishly think of himself and not his partner... what about male+girl+male ?
      don't have to be gay or bi, and a lot of women would go nuts in a good way with it.
      never been myself, but damn, why exclude that option? selfishness
  • daonlyfreez, on 06/19/2008, -3/+50More laughable diatribe from the Daily Mail.

    'But a few years ago, my partner at the time said he wanted to find it. We actually set aside an entire afternoon and spent hours searching for my G-spot.'

    'Finding the damned thing in the first place was no easy feat and wasn't exactly the most erotic of experiences, but we got there in the end. I still think that women who claim they can find their G-spot during a one-night stand are lying. Once we'd found my G-spot, my sex life did improve, but I still didn't orgasm every time we had sex.'

    ROFL

    'She discovered that Professor P. K.W. Dartey, of the UK Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre in London's Harley Street, was the UK's only cosmetic gynaecologist approved to administer the shot.'

    The 'Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre', you simply cannot make this sh*t up.

    'Caroline is so happy with the results that she's already booked in to have a top-up treatment in four months' time and says she'll carry on having the jab indefinitely.

    'I'll treat it in the same way as I do getting my hair cut or my highlights done,' she says. 'Christopher and I always had a healthy sex life, but now it's better than ever.''

    Sure, pumping collagen into your vagina, which "dissolves" over a period of four months is like getting your hair cut.

    What's next?

    'Professor D. Diggler of the Penile Reassurance Centre now offers collagen shots into male prostata's. Males who received this treatment are highly enthousiasic. "It just feels great! Every time I need to take a dump, I just have these intense multiple orgasms, it makes ***** so much more fun". Prof D. Diggler is expected to open multiple "Back-Do" Salons, where metrosexual males can get their shot in the comforting environment they know from their favorite gay hairdressers'

    Pathetic.

    But this will probably become "the hit". "Mommy, I want a G-shot for my 12th birthday, Cindy from the neighbours had one too"

    • Risingashes, on 06/19/2008, -1/+7Where can one purchase these ***** orgasm injections?
    • mlvassallo, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1Thanks for the Reader's Digest version.
    • Cogboy, on 06/19/2008, -0/+2Bravo sir, you made me laugh.
  • digitallysick, on 06/19/2008, -10/+3what type of whore do you have to be though to say wake up one day and say " my orgasms just arent good enough "
    • sealink, on 06/19/2008, -4/+2A whore who's never had one because all her partners didn't have the skill or consideration?
      • Goblin, on 06/19/2008, -1/+3Who wants to have their orgasms at work?
    • Paranor01, on 06/19/2008, -2/+4Why does someone have to be a "whore" to want to enjoy sex?
      Why do thoughts still exist that if a woman enjoys sex she's a whore, but if a man enjoys sex he's "healthy" or "a real man" ?
      When are people going to get out of these draconian ways of thinking, and wake up to the healthy aspects of sex & sexual behaviour?
      Prostitution should be legalized because 1. never gonna stop it, 2. sex is natural, 3. sex is more healthy than what previous though
      • whyufail, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1Except this isn't about enjoying sex, this is about enjoying sex and saying "Its not good enough, I need MOAR!"
        • sealink, on 06/21/2008, -0/+1Clearly you have a problem understanding that orgasms for women are not as easy as "insert, withdraw, repeat". It takes a lot of effort to get to an orgasm, and sometimes the partner can't last as long as it takes. Anything that levels the playing field is awesome.
      • Goblin, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1To quote Carlin:

        "***** is legal. Selling is legal. Why isn't selling ***** legal?"
  • Areiadebondi, on 06/19/2008, -6/+1The doctor just told her that he was injecting "collagen".
  • thespiff, on 06/19/2008, -3/+41Diggers need to get off The Daily Mail already. It isn't news it's a tabloid. You lower the average IQ of Digg every time you post a Daily Mail article.

    Does the D. in Professor D. Diggler stand for Dirk?
    • Dexists, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0Seriously. It's the same over at reddit. Who the ***** likes the mail?

      Yours sincerely,

      Angry from Tunbridge Wells
    • jeshakespeare, on 06/19/2008, -0/+0What's the American equivalent of the mail? Nobody on Digg realises what complete wank it is yet...
  • iamthearm, on 06/19/2008, -1/+14Um, yeahhh. I don't think messing with that area is a good idea.
  • rocketpop, on 06/19/2008, -0/+1That translates to about $1600 USD... And it has to be redone every four weeks? So, it costs $19200 per year, which she is treating like "a haircut".
    EDIT... That's four months, not weeks, so it is only 5k per year. That's a little bit better, I guess...
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