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- jezsik, on 05/25/2009, -1/+115"Because when life is hard, shouldn't you be, too?"
- prompel, on 05/25/2009, -4/+80Great! Let the poor and unemployed breed like rabbits! It's not like they can't afford to have more kids.
- HCviolence, on 05/25/2009, -3/+33BREAKING: economy falls as unemployed stop trying to get new jobs.
- slowspin, on 05/25/2009, -1/+26Rueters / AP: May 12th, 2014: Economists theorize the great collapse in the economy started with a small recession that turned into an ugly nightmare when millions of unemployed men began to receive free Viagra pills, thereby creating a population surge not seen since Britney Spears made it ok for young teenagers everywhere to have sex.
Richard Smalls, an unemployed factory worker, gives his take on the mess:
"I was at my wits' end. Life was hard... no pun intended... but the pills helped me forget my problems, until little Johnny came along. Now I can't forget my problems no matter what I do."
The population (and copulation) surge has led to millions of crying babies (and adults) as this phenomenon has moved from bad idea to crippling economic crisis.
More on this story as it develops. - brucealmighty, on 05/25/2009, -0/+24Wouldn't it make more sense to provide free condoms to the unemployed....?
- stutimandal, on 05/25/2009, -2/+24So what will happen if homeless men prowl on the street after taking a Viagra pill?
- michaelrsa, on 05/25/2009, -1/+22"Because dealing with a flaccid economy is tough enough."
- ZenMojo, on 05/25/2009, -0/+19"Because sometimes stimulus just isn't enough."
- krishnaavatar, on 05/25/2009, -0/+18"Because it's the right thing to do in a stiff job market."
- Puffball, on 05/25/2009, -0/+16Or imagine this: free condoms AND viagara...?
- Benjerama, on 05/25/2009, -0/+13"during hard times", Indeed.
- ifruit, on 05/25/2009, -0/+13***** your life, ***** your wife. Viagra!
- geoboy, on 05/25/2009, -2/+14"Because sometimes you just need a pill that will make your penis stand erect."
- shuffle, on 05/25/2009, -0/+12I like the part where the jobless get boners.
- skyer, on 05/25/2009, -0/+12Trojan will give away condoms.
- trixyfox, on 05/25/2009, -0/+12I think you're onto something there.
- CVL4317, on 05/25/2009, -0/+11please pack a bunch of condom with it, please..
- MOJIRA, on 05/25/2009, -0/+10Get a camera, get a slutty girl; boom, make tons of money off a new online porno.
- SwiftKick34, on 05/25/2009, -0/+9I think his point would be to actually prevent abortion. People like you give conservatives a bad name.
- ChuyMX, on 05/25/2009, -0/+7bonerific
- acrodev, on 05/25/2009, -0/+6BREAKING: economy stimulated by prescribed effort.
- FlyingCaveman, on 05/25/2009, -0/+6How about free condoms and birth control for the unemployed?
- DickyT83, on 05/25/2009, -3/+9"Because sometimes you just need to *****."
- foodtimeagain, on 05/25/2009, -2/+8This is incredibly relevant:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy - inactive, on 05/25/2009, -1/+7So everyone gets a raise?
- evanfrey, on 05/25/2009, -0/+6???? How about free birth control for the unemployed?
- samsmartjr, on 05/25/2009, -0/+5Wouldn't it make even more sense to provide free condoms to *everyone*?
- Calcularius, on 05/25/2009, -0/+5Not if they can't take care of their babies. Same goes for the poor white trailer trash, too!
- SummerofGeorge, on 05/25/2009, -0/+5"Because when life gets hard... ***** it."
- scoot2006, on 05/25/2009, -0/+4If erection lasts more than 4 hours please call a hooker
- TaylorSPL, on 05/25/2009, -1/+5I'm sure we need some more unemployed parents in this world.
- mxxz, on 05/25/2009, -0/+4BREAKING: hordes of horny homeless people have been spotted in every major city
- erictheodore, on 05/25/2009, -0/+4Dear pfizer, you are doing it wrong.
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- weister42, on 05/25/2009, -0/+3It'll give the unemployed raging clues.
- GodsTwin, on 05/25/2009, -0/+3Ahhhhhhh! He said it!!
- jman82s, on 05/25/2009, -0/+3"Peggy Sue, I got this 'ere 'un Viygra. Let's done be makin' us some youngins!"
- HappyScrappy, on 05/25/2009, -0/+3That's the first thing I thought of. I can't figure out why you're being dugg down.
- alpharaptor, on 05/25/2009, -0/+3poor, poor dick smalls.
- cagoldenshowers, on 05/25/2009, -2/+5DUGG for the free viagra! However, they should also hand out condoms w/the blue pills. Sex is their last pleasure available, or j/o; don't wat them to reproduce. Besides, everyone knows cialis is where it's at! Who doesn't love boners you can "flip up" for 3 days? Best recreational pill introduced to in TJ [Tijuana-I stayed away from the donkey's]
- victorycig, on 05/25/2009, -1/+4Oh, I couldn't resist.
http://www.pbase.com/johnbro/image/22461731 - dman24752, on 05/25/2009, -1/+3Well, it's great to see a robber baron drug company give something back after screwing millions of Americans out of billions of dollars with overpriced prescription drugs.
- themastersb, on 05/25/2009, -0/+2>free to US residents
: | - charlietuna, on 05/25/2009, -0/+2Nothing helps impress a prospective employer more than a full blown throbbing erection which lasts throughout the interview!
- twishart, on 05/25/2009, -3/+5"Because you may as well just ***** your wife."
- asgardshill, on 05/25/2009, -2/+4If this stinko economy keeps up, Viagra'll provide the only thing the kids will have to play with on Christmas morning.
(rimshot, cymbal crash) - GodsTwin, on 05/25/2009, -2/+4Yeah great job in twisting his words around making him look like a racist, while at the same time avoiding the issue altogether.
- 20JennaMCRmy07, on 05/25/2009, -3/+5trojan gives away free condoms all the time anyway. ever been to warped tour? lol
- ViscidGobs, on 05/25/2009, -0/+1If they are going to give away Viagra for free, at least they could give away warm bags of liver as well.
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