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- meruru, on 03/06/2009, -1/+165I'm sitting on a goldmine
- sigmaman2, on 03/06/2009, -2/+87So, let's recap...
Some men need help with erections.
Erections are aided by hydrogen sulfide.
Hydrogen sulfide is the gas in farts.
Farts comes from the rectum.
...so what exactly are you trying to say here??? - Badfish2, on 03/07/2009, -1/+80So..... who wants the credit for discovering that fart's arouse rats?
- Thinderella, on 03/07/2009, -0/+62Seems like a horrible job, all day monitoring whether a rat has an erection or not.
- swordedge, on 03/06/2009, -1/+56"Hey babe, I am farting a lot right now and we know what that means! wink wink nudge nudge!"
- Ac1dburn, on 03/06/2009, -0/+53That's a little disturbing
- fr3ddie, on 03/07/2009, -2/+43anal sex... FOR ALL!
- ImperialSoren, on 03/07/2009, -6/+37you homie, quick, I need you to fart on my bare dick. I got a date with melissa and I can't get hard!
I think your ass should be bare too so we don't waste any. Nice one! Man I feel a boner already, hit me one more time.
I'm hard as ***** now man, WOW!! WOW!!
I'm just gonna ***** you man. - Sail3, on 08/04/2009, -1/+29That's what undergrads are for.
- DephexTwin, on 03/07/2009, -0/+28Friend: "Hey man, I haven't seen you in years! So what have you been up to since you got your PhD? You must be doing some really exciting stuff!"
Research Scientist: "I inject fart molecules into the penises of rats in the hopes that they will get a boner."
Friend: "Oh." - dezweber, on 03/06/2009, -0/+28I could've gone my whole life without knowing this. Y
- williepepper, on 03/07/2009, -0/+24That's great!!
I wondered why I always smiled right before I farted.
Now I know! - Dinsdale77, on 03/06/2009, -1/+22We've hit a new low here.
- inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+21If you guys wanna make this yourselves, take a couple dumps (or one really big one) into a small bucket and add water. After the ***** coats the top and there is little presence of oxygen between the water and the *****, H2S will start to form. If you disturb that top layer of ***** it will release the gas. Careful though. If you make it too concentrated (Around 1000 PPM), chances are that you'll die after inhaling once or twice.
I used to pull pits at a pig farm and i would argue that the scent disappears after around 20-30 PPM and you feel headaches much earlier than wikipedia says. Their safety charts also say that a single breath at 300-400 PPM will probably instantly knock you out and 600-700 PPM will stop breathing in a single breath. Wikipedia seems to put the number alot higher. - spect3r, on 03/07/2009, -1/+22:/
- ImperialSoren, on 03/07/2009, -0/+20I made my bucket of feces and now I'm thinking about huffing it. I wonder how concentrated it is now I don't want to die this way.
man, huffin farts for boners is a slippery slope - Rudegar, on 03/07/2009, -0/+20be careful when they start drilling
- inactive, on 03/06/2009, -0/+19So should I start bottling my farts?
- TheInformer, on 03/07/2009, -0/+18Contact your doctor if you have a flatulence attack lasting longer than 4 hours.
- Ghoztt, on 03/07/2009, -0/+17Or men could eat right, get enough zinc in their diet & exercise.
But there's no money in that now is there....? - CanadaMan87, on 03/07/2009, -0/+15This would explain the runaway success of Brazilian fart porn.
- kingUssop, on 03/07/2009, -0/+15Free the farted on lab rats!
- MokaPot, on 03/07/2009, -3/+16yea, I didn't know rats have a penis.
- TheInformer, on 03/07/2009, -0/+13That ***** get the most women?
- ImperialSoren, on 03/07/2009, -0/+12it makes me hard.
- inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+12Also, i was exposed to 20-30 PPM on a regular basis and i never once popped a stiffy.
- Rainemaker, on 03/07/2009, -0/+12Andy Dick
- stigma15, on 03/07/2009, -0/+12No wonder why Master Splinter lives in the sewer.
- lovemorgul, on 03/07/2009, -0/+10I really doubt the sensory appeal will help women to get into the mood...
- AlienMushroom, on 03/07/2009, -1/+10Sex is going to stink.
- jayrok, on 03/07/2009, -1/+9So... every male using public transit must be quite excited.
- inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+8Can't H2S kill you?
- inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+8I don't even want to know why this finding was obvious to you.
- inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7"Although very pungent at first, it quickly deadens the sense of smell, so potential victims may be unaware of its presence until it is too late."
Silent...but deadly. - inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7Yeah, but it's self-induced
- linagee, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7dutch oven
- heynow21, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7This is going to sweep through our highschools like wildfire. I hope you pay for what you've wrought.
- ispshadow, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7"Saw your post on Digg.. buried it as spam."
Fixed that for you. - supdude, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7This story scares me stiff.
- Nasterisk, on 03/07/2009, -0/+7...and it lasts for longer than 4 hours.
- itsbob, on 03/07/2009, -0/+6Seriously? Its not Onion News?
- caruso, on 03/07/2009, -1/+7Animal cruelty at its worst!!!!
So inhumane it makes me sick! - huge129, on 03/07/2009, -0/+6you do that frequently?
- CVL4317, on 03/07/2009, -0/+6does that mean... fart-fetish will be the new popular trend?
- Rainemaker, on 03/07/2009, -2/+7A. I think what they are saying is what the Lady's Man has been saying all along,
"If you can't get it up, try sticking it in her butt."
http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/l/images/la ...
B. Either that or, you have to eat farts.
Pro Tip: Try "A" first, if and only if "A" doesn't work, than "B". - pinguz, on 03/07/2009, -0/+5must have been a hell of a party at the lab
- QsheiK, on 03/07/2009, -1/+6So Peter Griffin was actually onto something when he locked Meg in the car and farted.
- inactive, on 03/07/2009, -0/+5Jenkems?
- artofwar420, on 03/07/2009, -1/+5What what?
- ImperialSoren, on 03/07/2009, -0/+4This is great, boners and farts in the same article. I don't think it will get this good again, guys.
And I mean, it's like the more you fart, the harder your friends get... next time someone says "it smells like sex" I'm going to bare ass blast in their face and say "no, that smells like sex and I bet you're hard now you fruit". -
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