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- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+12Do not, I repeat, do not put a roman candle in your ass
- athinnes, on 10/01/2009, -0/+11Dugg for that picture alone.
"Hey, whats this?" - inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+6I know ho wto prevent July 4th injuries... don't leave the house.
- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+5Should I put this lit M80 in my mouth?
- poobutt, on 07/02/2009, -0/+3JackCarn said: "Do not, I repeat, do not put a roman candle in your ass"
This advice is incorrect. This is actually the best place to hold one. If the candle is in your ass, how could you get hit by it? They would be shooting AWAY from you. You do, however, need to make sure that you put the right end in first. And keep those cheeks clinched! (You know at least ONE moron is going to go to the hospital from doing this.) - Bloodwine, on 07/02/2009, -0/+3Best advice: don't be a dumbass
For the people who can't help it, let's not help them. Let them die so we can clean up the gene pool.
Seriously, it pisses me off to see what pussies we have become. A lot of cities ban fireworks within city limits, so herds of people just go hang out in mosquito-laden parking lots watching the official, sanctioned fireworks display for their town. Pussies. - anonymousmedic, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3Leave it to the EMTs to impart the wisdom of the ages to the rest of you:
"Don't do stupid *****." - stuffradio, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3Yes.
- reccaoconnor, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2I assume most digg users are smart enough to not need this. Buried.
edit: and the ones aren't just need a strict lesson. Survival of the fittest, coming to a July 4th celebration near you. - inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2Or shoot your nuts off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_vTKCxyaYw - dafragsta, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2Honestly, I have no idea how I avoided major injury as a child because of fireworks. For the most part I was safe, except when it came to firecrackers and roman candles. We held roman candles because it was fun to feel the recoil of the shot and to aim it's trajectory, but one DID misfire and split in my hand and started exploding the few remaining shots once I dropped it. I saw the first one come out without the pressure needed to really go anywhere and that's when I dropped it. I have no idea where that instinct came from because I didn't really know how a gun or firework worked on pressure, but I got damn lucky. I didn't even get burned.
I also spent a lot of time lighting and tossing firecrackers from hand. Very frequently I used those cheap Thunderbomb firecrackers which have noticeably faster and more unpredictable fuses than Black Cats, and really were only intended to be lit in the strips they were sold in. I had MANY of them go off 3 feet in front of my face, but fortunately never had one go off in my hand. Now I look back on my childhood and have no idea how I made it out alive and with no broken bones. - DarthVolta, on 07/02/2009, -0/+2Look - I've been pretty drunk in my life, but I've never attempted to do anything even remotely as stupid as some of the things in this article.
There must be some higher level of drunkenness that I've been smart enough to avoid.. - maz2331, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2Someone somewhere is having a swinger's 4th party, and you just gave them the idea. I'm waiting for the news stories on the 5th...
- Lostcause365, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2Move to Canada... then they'll be Canada Day injuries.
- JKount, on 07/02/2009, -0/+2Light fuse, run away.
Seriously last time I checked, they have instructions and warnings printed all over the casings. Read them. - Agamemnon582bc, on 07/02/2009, -0/+1How do you prevent radiation injuries?
- Kate1240, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Stop putting bottle rockets in your ass and lighting them. :)
ref: youtbe - pbs11, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1uhhm... stay coated? http://www.99centptc.com/
Terminator 3 problem - iriemember, on 07/02/2009, -0/+1Jesus christ, the first story about the bbq is terrible.
- stuffradio, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Fine, I'll bring the injuries to your house!
- saranagati, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1here's a tip... unless you want to get punched in the face by all your friends, don't shoot roman candles at gas trucks.
- mrkswim82, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Morons and fireworks don't mix!
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -1/+2The stupid ***** you do makes for the best memories afterward. ***** all y'all, I'm making bad decisions this weekend and you should to.
- Ghostalker, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1I get fireworks every year from a neighboring state (cause NYS apparently doesn't want the sales tax on something so disposable). 6 years running, neither my friends nor myself have had so much as a 1st degree burn. Common sense, an open area, and some distance between you and the ***** that explodes is all you need.
I hate it when what I'M allowed to do is restricted cause some idiot (or unsupervised kid) blew his hand off. - inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+0Embrace the radiation. It yields super-powers in high quantities.
- ihavefrowned, on 07/02/2009, -0/+0Well, it should be interesting to see how everything goes here at the San Diego beaches. It will be our first independence day since the alcohol ban went into effect. Its usually a swarming mess of drunken people from Arizona and Tijuana. It might actually be safe to go outside this year.
- ramonday, on 07/02/2009, -6/+0It also sucks that July 4 comes at the first of the month, making it easier for typical fireworks customers to be just that.
Think of it this way: even if you hate fireworks, if you pay taxes, you are buying fireworks every July 4. I guess that sucks the most.
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