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- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -3/+87New from Crest: Chocolate Rain
- StanleyKoolPrik, on 10/10/2007, -2/+77Yes, it may be better for teeth, but it's far less effective for...GOVERNMENT MIND CONTROL!
- mikesbaker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+35some fight cavities and other feel the pain
- mikesbaker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31** I move away from the mic to brush my teeth
- kakwakas, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27You made me laugh so hard my tinfoil hat fell off. D:
- EmileVictor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20An "extract from cocoa" - doesn't sound much like chocolate. Raw cocoa is very bitter, and isn't sweet at all. An *extract* from raw cocoa isn't likely to be any better.
- openthink, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20excellent! happy to hear all those dove chocolates i've eaten before breakfast for years are cleaning my teeth. now if only pizza and beer were good too....
- expert01, on 10/10/2007, -2/+17Buried for the inaccurate, sensationalist title. It is not chocolate toothpaste, it's about a chemical that happens to be in chocolate. Even the description says so. If you're going to lie in the title, then you should lie in the description too.
- bluemansteele, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13I just came to comments to see how many of you nimrods would think they were talking about "chocolate" instead of "extract of cocoa powder".
It has no sugar idiots. - coolbru, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11You mean American chocolate. Real chocolate still has plenty thanks.
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11On a slightly related note, you can eat cheese after you brush your teeth and not have to re-brush them later.
- fyrehart, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Pizza: Cheese is dairy, crust is bread/wheat, tomato sauce is vegetable (fruit? too lazy to wiki it), pepperoni is meat
If you get ham and pineapple pizza, that's meat and fruit.
Grease can be the "sweets," and if you wipe most of it off, it would be "used sparingly." ;-) - spyd3rweb, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12Anything is better than toxic waste sodium fluoride for your teeth.
- tacothedeep, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Where's willy wonka when you need him?
- mal1964, on 10/10/2007, -1/+95 out of 5 candy companies recommend it.
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9You should work for their marketing department.
- ickingfudiot, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
- ryanm424, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Yeah, i wouldn't doubt it, fluoride is pretty poisonous according to top scientists.
- ptsd, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8except most chocolate now days has very little to no cocoa in it.
- Asidic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Why would you ever want to add sweat to chocolate?
- mikesbaker, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7you win the internets
- Lane, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6"But he has already created a prototype of peppermint flavored toothpaste with the cavity-fighting cocoa extract added" I cant believe that it isn't going to be chocolate flavored. come on!
- LordSkywalker, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9I would actually rather have the current feel and taste for toothpaste. Granted it makes orange juice horrid, but chocolate? I usually brush to get rid of that taste and feel.
- andregriffin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Oh god, life would be great if we all had chocolate milk on tap.
- Puppetfunk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4In The immortal words of my father during Thanksgiving dinner: "What are you a Pinko Commie?"
Yay for having a father who grew up during the '50s... - mikesbaker, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5uh you can... not me thanks I don't like cheese breath
- NikoKun, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Well, I suppose, as long as it isn't sweatened then it would work ok, but with sugars, it wont help much.
Plus the black/brown coloring isn't favorable to tooth paste, even if it does get your mouth clean. lol - jonnyeh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5How dare the government contaminate our precious bodily fluids!
BTW, how can cocoa be a 'natural' substitute to fluoride if fluoride is already natural (that's how it was discovered) - mrASSMAN, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6Tomato is a fruit..
- mikesbaker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3sorry already owned by crest
- andregriffin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3***** yes. Slices of Swiss cheese or Laughing Cow cheese is the perfect midnight snack.
- WaterDragon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Throughout the US, certain people high up in the dental profession have been traditionally paid off to tell everyone that poisonous Fluorides are good for us, and OK in toothpaste and as an additive to tap WATER.
Bastards! - Matt174e, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Am I the only one who hates chocolate?
- mikesbaker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3you beat me to it. baking soda works great to.
- spyd3rweb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3meaning someone paid a dentist to say what a load of ***** rot it was.
- slaystench, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I'm going to take a guess and say the Chocolate Factory.
- expert01, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3No, it's like the difference between milk and powdered milk.
- brentdanley, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3The New York Times is reading your comments :)
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/08/16/a-case-of-digg-or-die/index.html?hp - KloroFormd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Only thing flouride does for that feeling is make your mouth feel dried out. Ever brushed with a high concentrate prescription flouride solution? Your lips won't slide on your teeth for a few minutes... not pleasant at all.
The artificial mint flavor and saccharine is what makes orange juice taste bad. - theseaweedking, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Brawndo. It's got what teeth crave!
- theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2What's the second hit do?
- shedmyskin, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2no but it sure is a byproduct of the aluminum creation industry.....fertalizer as well. Its a poison. Instead of dealing with it, they sold it to the public as being good for you and your teeth. Its absolutly not good for you at high levels. Matter of fact...the nation kidney association is reviewing its practice of advising kidney stone patients to drink more water. More research is finding out that fluoride has negative effects on bones, teeth and THE KIDNEYS!
- inactive, on 12/26/2007, -0/+2john21 so you work for Alcan aluminum? fluoride is not on the list of things you need to live
- WaterDragon, on 10/10/2007, -3/+5ANY alternative to the deadly, poisonous fluorides would be preferable.
Fluorides have been shown to destroy cells in the hippocampus of the brain, eventually making people docile.
They were first used for this in the prison camps run by the Russians during WW2, as they were found to keep the prisoners of war from trying to break out of the camps.
After that, the US adopted their use in the water and toothpaste and dental industry in general, sanctioned by the corrupt lies from very well-paid dental professionals.
Today, municipalities throughout the US use a waste product that is 'scrubbed' from smokestacks of chemical fertilizer factories (in Florida) to obtain the waste product called, commercially, fluorosilicic acid.
It's a great deal for the corporations, since they don't have to pay money to dispose of a toxic waste product, but rather, they SELL it to the cities, where it is dumped in reservoirs. - andregriffin, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I'm not sure that I follow... Is that like the difference between Grape Juice and Grape Drink?
- Grimdotdotdot, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3And, of course, beer makes you look cool and more attractive to the opposite sex, and so aids reproduction, and in effect THE ENTIRE SPECIES!
- trogdoor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Or you could RTFA.
- theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2When I was a child, my orthodontist's office had a poster up about pizza being good for your teeth because the acid in the cheese cleans off food particles...
- spyd3rweb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Fluoroapatite isnt whats contained in tooth paste or drinking water, nice try. please put your head back in the sand.
- Opiate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Well brain dead at least...
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