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- palehorse864, on 11/14/2009, -2/+88You learn something new everyday. I never knew the size of crack was measured in jelly beans.
- Shitokki, on 11/13/2009, -3/+58Damn lucky it was still in the bag and wasn't swallowed.
- McBrewski, on 11/14/2009, -0/+35Chappelle: "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the f**k are you doing up?"
Baby: "I'm selling weed, *****!" - vtbarrera, on 11/13/2009, -2/+26Dugg for Scream.
- Divector, on 11/14/2009, -2/+26I'm pretty sure stomach acid has something to say about that.
- geopiscean, on 11/13/2009, -1/+21Oh..its too ridiculous!!
- WillDearborn, on 11/14/2009, -0/+18If you are a crack head I'm sure there is no "I wouldn't cry if it fell out of my pocket while I was looking for my keys" amount
- e1evene1even, on 11/14/2009, -2/+19mothers milk is a gateway drug! BAN MOTHERS!
- smemily, on 11/14/2009, -1/+18I don't have enough meth experience to even recognize such a thing.
- Tarkaan, on 11/14/2009, -2/+18Is that a lot of crack? I mean, like is it an "I wouldn't cry if it fell out of my pocket while I was looking for my keys" amount, or is it like an "oh ***** I can't pay my rent because I can't sell that crack" amount?
- RadioFreeOpium, on 11/14/2009, -0/+15Peanut butter isn't water soluble, nor is most of the food we eat.
- porkfriedrice, on 11/13/2009, -3/+17snacktime/cracktime
- fatlucy101, on 11/14/2009, -2/+14Rick James reincarnated...
- philzone, on 11/14/2009, -1/+13I found a small amount of meth where the kindergartners line up at my son's school. I'm sure it was dropped by a parent, probably when there were pulling out their keys on the way back to the car. I called the principal, but he didn't believe me until I dropped it on his desk.
- rheaume, on 11/14/2009, -4/+15What if its white? Do you go on your merry way and look for the next target?
Turn off Glenn Beck, get drunk and clean your loaded gun - BeShirtHappy, on 11/13/2009, -2/+12Insane.
- Remmz, on 11/14/2009, -2/+12Shouldn't the baby be sucking *****?
- m3arvk, on 11/14/2009, -2/+12Times like these call for something special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0amCfgnwY8 - WiretapStudios, on 11/14/2009, -1/+9I'd be interested to learn the IQ of the inmate that impregnated your mother.
- PeterODactyl, on 11/14/2009, -0/+8@paulmer2003:
What a dumb comment, *****. - SydBloom, on 11/14/2009, -0/+8IIsn't that true for many of us?
- WiretapStudios, on 11/14/2009, -0/+8You should see how they measure jelly beans.
- m3arvk, on 11/14/2009, -1/+9Don't forget the encore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_u8rusNa8&NR= ... - MoeBlaksBrother, on 11/14/2009, -0/+6Stupid narc baby. He could've gotten mad tail if he had smoked it with some hoes.
- czarcasm, on 11/14/2009, -1/+7Thats absurd.
I wouldnt draw the conclusion that swallowing crack is safe,or safe for people too young to use a lighter just because the fact that crack is not water soluble.
Theres a *****-load of stories of people going into seizures and dying from swallowing crack.
Search: "swallowing crack"
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"A 42-year-old parolee died Thursday afternoon after swallowing what San Francisco police said was a baggy of crack cocaine during a traffic stop."
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2 ...
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There are dozens of similar stories,on the interwebz. (If not more) - TrainOfThought6, on 11/14/2009, -1/+7For some reason I thought of a bouncy ball....made of crack
- greenlight2001, on 11/14/2009, -2/+8When I buy rock, I measure it in grapefruits.
- benroy, on 11/14/2009, -1/+6Thought of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvjGHNwr1Nc - WiretapStudios, on 11/14/2009, -1/+6It's a decent amount to your run of the mill crackhead. Four jellybeans worth? Assuming it's decent crack, I'd say 40-50 bucks. Lets put it this way, those vials you see on tv with the little slivers in them run you 5-10 bucks a pop, so a decent size chunk is like 'all night crack party with a buddy' amount.
- tgc1, on 11/14/2009, -0/+5Easy mistake. Happens all the time.
- spookyttws, on 11/14/2009, -0/+4It's worse than we thought, a Buffalo Wild Wings special sparks violence in Brooklyn!
- DulcetTone, on 11/14/2009, -0/+4They grow up so fast!
- DonAlfred, on 11/14/2009, -1/+5They start young these days.
- xer0five, on 11/14/2009, -0/+4The title cracked me up
- zbeast, on 11/13/2009, -6/+10So that's where my crack went. it does not matter if it was swallowed or not.
Once coke is converted to crack it's no longer water soluble, so it would have passed though the
kid without notice. - libbb, on 11/14/2009, -2/+6 "We're talking about an amount, about possibly the size of maybe a couple of jelly beans,"
WORST. SENTENCE. EVAR - tacojohn48, on 11/14/2009, -5/+9That's racist
- Dr3w, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRDrHR-evyM
- walshgopher, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3I don't know why that sounds so awesome
- dbisping, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3it's probably a few doses. smoking drugs is pretty wasteful, but you can't really cut crack the same as you can powder cocaine.
- DiggMasterJ, on 11/14/2009, -1/+4Enough to kill the baby if the plastic broke.
- Puppytwo, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3Probably my favorite bit by any comedian ever
- cryinlion85, on 11/14/2009, -0/+3slappy! good news! i've decided not to kill you!
- Enkairi, on 11/14/2009, -1/+4Gives whole new meaning to the term crack baby.
- JonnyIsElectric, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2cocaine is a hell of a drug
- WiretapStudios, on 11/14/2009, -1/+3If his mom is a crackhead, he's just cutting out the middleman. Or woman, as it were.
- HelloIAmGary, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2Everybody Loves Crack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9LcA67H78U - weeeitsval, on 11/14/2009, -2/+4cocaine's a helluva drug
- PeterODactyl, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2literally?
- gvoakes, on 11/14/2009, -6/+8Crack, baby, crack,
show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Suck, baby, suck,
give me your head
Before you start professing
that you're knocking me dead
- David Bowie -
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