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- mishabear, on 11/07/2009, -1/+125or maybe "he ***** her brains out"?
- brbeaird, on 11/06/2009, -4/+41Aaaaand cue jokes on the husband's performance.
- DeadliestSnatch, on 11/07/2009, -1/+36I would imagine that this sort of thing could lead to allegations of date rape.
- TheBlargh, on 11/07/2009, -2/+23Its your left hand.
- angrytortilla, on 11/07/2009, -0/+20Funny I get the same thing every Friday night.
"Sorry, who are you again??" - Anub1s, on 11/07/2009, -3/+23*sunglasses on*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH - cybergijoe, on 11/06/2009, -0/+19***** her forgetful.
- bluenile, on 11/06/2009, -4/+21Luckiest man in the world?
- HottLumpiaz, on 11/07/2009, -3/+17Buried for inaccuracy.
Everyone knows married men dont get any from their wife. - analogkid01, on 11/07/2009, -2/+13Dear, sweet, 8-pound 8-ounce baby Jesus, we pray this day for our sister Alice. We pray that from this day forward, she is able to engage in matrimonial sexual intercourse with her beloved husband without suffering the effects of post-coital amnesia. We pray that after Alice experiences Your wonderful gift of vaginal orgasm, and after Alice's well-endowed husband withdraws his 9-inch erect-but-waxing-flaccid penis from her well-moistened and distended vagina, that Alice maintains all of her mental faculties, so that she may enjoy afterglow with her husband safely in their marital bed, rather than rushing to a hospital in a panic while simultaneously praying that their insurance company, in their mercy, covers their pending claim.
This we pray in Jesus's name. Amen. - TrunksTheMighty, on 11/07/2009, -0/+10You know he is gonna be braggin about that for the rest of his life.
- iPlunder, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9Atleast she THINKS it was her husband.
- ileftfark, on 11/07/2009, -3/+12Try putting down your Bible and reading the ***** article instead.
- k1n6, on 11/07/2009, -12/+20He ***** her brains out.
- daliminator, on 11/07/2009, -1/+859 years old and having sex so intense it makes you forget the last few years?
Daaaaaaamn. - TrunksTheMighty, on 11/07/2009, -0/+7And then you woke up.
- saralovemuffins, on 11/07/2009, -1/+8Hey baby, I'm gonna sex you so good that you're going to forget who you are.
- Enkairi, on 11/07/2009, -1/+8God, I hate women.
- lbzfoxracingsmp, on 11/07/2009, -2/+8I took a dump so big once I blacked out. The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you!
- mebbin, on 11/07/2009, -1/+7Good news for men!!
- ScottyAnimal, on 11/07/2009, -0/+5Him - "We should have sex!"
Her - "OK, but why am i already naked?" - moo113, on 11/07/2009, -1/+6Gently. It's FHG.
- Someb0dy, on 11/07/2009, -3/+8Brings a new definition to "FML".
- jeffdabates, on 11/07/2009, -1/+6the perfect woman
- SilverBack101, on 11/07/2009, -0/+5Actually, I believe Law and Order: SVU did an episode similar to this sort of event. After consensual sex the woman then suffers from some form of amnesia which leads her to say the sex she just had with her boyfriend was rape. In the end the boyfriend gets sent to jail for it despite the best efforts of the detectives.
- Kirizan, on 11/07/2009, -0/+4No one ***** with the Haitian.
- yanek3, on 11/07/2009, -1/+5There are some girls I've had sex with that I wish I couldn't remember
- isewise, on 11/07/2009, -1/+5http://www.epiconeliner.com
- harvinator24, on 11/07/2009, -3/+7He certainly didn't "***** her softly."
/Tenacious D - TwwIX, on 11/07/2009, -0/+4She must have banged her head against the bed frame one too many times.
- sh0x, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3Her husband, who suffers from a similar condition, was quoted to say:
"Alice? Who the ***** is Alice?" - TheInformer, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3Strange, usually it's the guy that develops amnesia.
- snoopykd, on 11/07/2009, -0/+3Damn, I hope that when I'm 59 I'm having that great of sex.
- Barackalypse, on 11/07/2009, -1/+4Odd, usually the symptoms occur before the sex, and its usually a headache.
- Enkairi, on 11/07/2009, -2/+5Some how I see this becoming a new defense for rapist. "Oh she got amnesia from the sex we had and doesn't remember consenting."
- jorel009, on 11/07/2009, -1/+4damn, i guess it was a mind shattering experience!
- Windadct, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2You know that the husband has one of those sh!t eating grins from the Extenz commercials......
- bubba9999, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2My partners usually just wish they could forget it.
- Anub1s, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2Well, Scott now has a cool 1 up'er story.
- kymaks, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2likely because the article was from the Telegraph
- KMye, on 11/07/2009, -1/+3Thought this was going to be an Onion article...
- angrytortilla, on 11/08/2009, -0/+2I'm right-handed, you insensitive clod.
- ScottyAnimal, on 11/07/2009, -1/+3"Although her memory has otherwise returned fully, Alice remains unable to remember the act of intercourse that triggered her attack. However, it is likely that she enjoyed herself. "
- sbullo, on 11/08/2009, -0/+2The story I saw on this was at http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/11/04/transient.glo ... - gives out quite a bit more information.
- ygugsa295, on 11/07/2009, -0/+2I'm gonna ball you discreetly.
- Sstevareno, on 11/07/2009, -1/+3Hell yeah!!
It's the first time EVERY time!
Added plus: she won't remember how bad you performed. - ASSASSYN360, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1He probed her and wiped her memory.
- Cawas, on 11/09/2009, -0/+1biatch keeps asking husband a 30-carat diamond for forgetting sex?!
- explodingzebras, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1camel punch :D
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