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- jedinate, on 06/17/2009, -2/+24Now if they could just add THC to my alcohol...
- Akodosaurus, on 06/18/2009, -0/+19My head goes to alcohol in .6 seconds.
- jsindal, on 06/18/2009, -0/+15FTA: Only six minutes after consuming an amount of alcohol equivalent to three glasses of beer or two glasses of wine, leading to a blood alcohol level of 0.05 to 0.06 percent, changes had already taken place in brain cells.
I'm no scientist, but three glasses of beer causing a change in brain cells after six minutes doesn't seem like earth shattering news to me! - WitnessX, on 06/17/2009, -1/+13Six minutes after that, it goes through the other head. *Flush*
- pegothejerk, on 06/17/2009, -0/+11Then there is definitely some endorphins or other Pavlovian chemical more quickly hitting the brains of scantily clad girls and frat boys where ever there are tequila shots, as evidences by the ever popular "WOOOOOOOOO!" brought forth before the glass hits the table.
- seanayb, on 06/18/2009, -0/+11So you're saying I got a good 6 minutes of driving left in me?
- swellchaser, on 06/18/2009, -0/+10"Your mother went to my head in only 5 minutes Trebek!" [insert Sean Connery Laugh]
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -0/+9It's true. Every time I've been left alone and covered in disease, there was alcohol involved.
- PawnsOfJoshua, on 06/18/2009, -0/+8I wouldn't worry too much about making it less funny.
- kakwakas, on 06/18/2009, -0/+7Try making some hemp beer or some green dragon. Look them up. Thank me later.
- arcadiansky, on 06/18/2009, -0/+6...but how fast does it lead to head?
- loganhuddleston, on 06/18/2009, -0/+6All three of those poor girls had Downs Syndrome.
- yocouchdigga, on 06/18/2009, -1/+7Girls facial expression, on the left...
DERP!
I'll have two of what she's having. - Oea420, on 06/18/2009, -0/+5That would be the anticipatory high...
It's akin to the 'buzz' an IV heroin user gets preparing his shot (Sometimes even enough-so to stem withdrawal for a minute)
Or the cocaine addict who is chopping up a line
weed fiend packing a bowl/waiting for your guy to get back
After doing a chemical for awhile, your body hardwires itself to associate these actions/feelings with the actual drug itself, leading to the anticipatory high - solid12345, on 06/18/2009, -1/+5Drunk, fat british girls trolling the streets and on the cover of a tabloid, typical monday morning in jolly old England!
- LegomanArt, on 06/18/2009, -0/+4So this is to say that it is perfectly acceptable to slam back 7 or 8 shots in a minute and drive home - just as long as you don't live more than 5 minutes away.
- Twenty, on 06/18/2009, -0/+4you don't need it, but it sure helps!
- skit4king, on 06/18/2009, -0/+4Awesome delayed effect, I shall be gaining my confidence a minute after this comment is no longer editable.
- ell0bo, on 06/18/2009, -1/+4i know the British suck when it comes to dental hygiene... but holy *****
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -1/+45min 59sec... NOW! hey baby.. winks at the girls on the left
- ell0bo, on 06/18/2009, -0/+3so liquor does it quicker... wow... if these guys had ever left their dorm rooms they wouldn't have needed to do thus study.
- letherial, on 06/18/2009, -1/+4it is true, i looked it up.....but, if your not smart enough to stay awake and sober while driving a hunk of metal going 45 to 60 MPH that can kill somone going even 10 MPH, you shouldn't have your license....Your comment, however logical, was plain stupidity.
take a cab...if your tired or drunk and possibly save someones life. - 8FoldPath, on 06/18/2009, -0/+3Not fast enough! :)
- Ramble, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2I could have told them this...
- rhkenji, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2I didnt read the article but judging from the three girls in the thumbnail and page pictures, im assuming that getting alcohol into our head in a situation with those girls is a good thing. right?
- Kakumeikeahi, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2Rectally of course.
- MxM111, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2Are you taking it intravenously, or directly through large needle into your brain?
- coondog35, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2Quick Diggers, we'd better go confirm this! Report back in 6 min.
- georgetds, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2whsnweind isd siendo!!
- networkingisfun, on 06/18/2009, -1/+3Three years ago, as a senior in high school, I came back to a buddy's house from prom enraged after finding my girlfriend playing ***** with another guy at the dance. I walked up to my buddy who just opened a bottle of crown royal, chugged it, and I was near instantaneously drunk. The second I put the bottle down I was so drunk I couldn't feel my face.
To test it the guy hit me in the face as hard as he could and I laughed. A bit quicker than six minutes, I would say? - milomilomilo, on 06/18/2009, -0/+2Why did you want to hurt the guy. I'd imagine most men like vaginas, were you bothered by his enjoyment of womens sexual part but are perfectly ok with violence for no good reason?
- homercles337, on 06/18/2009, -2/+3FTA: The goal was to reach a blood alcohol content of 0.05 to 0.06 percent - a level that impairs ability to drive...
BAC is a ***** measure of impairment. Its merely a measure of the amount of alcohol in the blood. Impairment is weakly correlated, at best, with BAC. Its a convenient number to make people pay in this ***** protestant society. The state has had a hand in making the suburbs, now they want to punish people for wanting to drive to the bar? *****. Its a huge revenue stream for the government, nothing more. More people cause serious accidents from falling asleep at the wheel than they do from being "impaired" because of drinking. - Charlesbian, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1oh wow, another reason not to travel to england
- thundacatblue, on 06/18/2009, -1/+2Or if it's a good night, it goes through that other head *Squeeeeeee*
- copypastry, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1very XKCD-esque
- tablelegs, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1Serious man? Weed is one of the fastest-acting substances around...
- SpiritOfRock, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1Silly lightweights. Use a needle and it will take seconds.
- foofightrs777, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1I wasn't impressed by it. You have to use very high proof alcohol (everclear or high proof vodka) so the drunk kinda overpowered the high..at least for me.
- homercles337, on 06/18/2009, -1/+2Look at my profile. I live in a major metro area, I dont drive. I dont even own a car. Not to mention that your logic fails. "Take a cab?" Did you not read my statement about the suburbs? Taking a cab is almost never an option unless you are within am urban areas. DUIs are massive generators of revenue for the state, save for the fact that dopes like yourself probably cheer for higher fines while attending tea bag parties. Its a scam. The state destroyed public transportation, but penalizes the hell out of people doing what they are told to get home from the pub? Its contradiction in its finest. People do what the state tells them to do while being punished for it.
- dagamer34, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1Yeah... one REALLY shouldn't abuse alcohol too much. I see way too many people stumbling through my hospital for some silly reason. More work for me. =/
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1I just found the shirt really offensive. It's like he wore it just to get attention and to offend people. It wasn't the type of shirt you wear out in public.
- fajitamelt, on 06/18/2009, -2/+3Lead doesn't turn into a human head, ever.
/s < even though the sarcasm tag makes my joke less funny, it is necessary :( - LucidHawk, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1Does anyone who has ever drank a very high proof actually believe this?
I rarely ever drink, its too ***** expensive and generally boring.. But even I know different; I've taken a shot of Everclear before and I can promise you it started to hit my brain faster than 6 minutes more like 20-30 seconds.
..Of course the full bulk of the drunkenness doesn't hit you for a number of minutes. - seanayb, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1Dude, money in the BANK.
- ivanmarsh, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1Drunk hell... get OFF THE ***** PHONE!!!!!!
- quietbob, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6134/74855068.j ...
- jfujita, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1If you havn't already read it I recommend you read Pihkal by Alexander Shulgin.
- georgetds, on 06/18/2009, -0/+1I bet there are a lot of families who lost loved ones out there due to drunk driving who would agree that the only reason we pull over drunk drivers is to get their money.
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -1/+1about the same time i read your comment
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